Revitalize Uchiha, start with crazy childbirth

"Green...bean...eyes?"

Kakuzu's five hearts were all raging at the same time. He gritted his teeth and approached Hidan step by step, muttering in a low voice:

"We are not a band! Are you crazy?"

"Hmph, it doesn't matter. Love whoever you want! The evil god will be very happy to have people like you as sacrifices!"

"Shh!"

Just as Kakuzu came in front of Hidan, Hidan quickly swung the sickle in his hand and swung it at Kakuzu with all his strength.

Kakuzu dodged easily, but as a seasoned veteran he did not choose to attack, instead he dodged while observing the opponent's movements and moves.

"Ahahahaha~ What? Is that all you know about running away? Don't even think about escaping!"

Hidan leaped into the air, raised the March Scythe above his head with one hand, and was ready to deliver a fatal blow to the diagonal opponent.

Kakuzu was getting a little tired of it, thinking that if he continued trying the opponent would just use endless boring physical techniques, so he snorted coldly and swung his hands, and two iron fists as hard as stone flew out instantly, piercing straight through Hidan's chest.

"Pfft!"

A mouthful of blood spurted out from Feidan's mouth.

Feidan's body fell heavily to the ground, groaning in pain...

"Hmph, you're nothing special." Kakuzu was a little disappointed. This kid's level was too low.

"Oh, ok, it hurts..."

A few seconds later, Hidan suddenly got up from the ground as if nothing had happened and shouted hysterically to Kakuzu:

"Hey! This hurts!"

"...oh?"

When Kakuzu saw this scene, his eyes revealed great doubt, mixed with some satisfaction and favor...

"I can't stand it anymore! I'm going to bring God's punishment upon you!"

Although Feidan is not very smart, his IQ is sometimes up to par.

Just after Kakuzu pierced his chest with his hand, taking advantage of Kakuzu's let down his guard, Hidan secretly collected some of Kakuzu's blood from the black "blood vessels" on Kakuzu's body when he fell to the ground.

Jiao Du didn't pay attention to these details.

But he couldn't escape Uchiha Itachi's eyes.

"Prepare to die!"

Feidan stepped on his own blood and drew a bright red evil cult symbol on the ground.

"boom!"

Another iron fist pierced into Feidan's chest.

Kakuzu wanted to stab Hidan one more time to see if this guy was really immortal.

"Damn it! It's not over yet! I already said I don't want it anymore!"

Hidan grabbed the black thread, pulled out the fist from his body and threw it at Kakuzu.

"Hmm... it seems the rumors of the immortal body are true."

Hidan gained Kakuzu's approval.

"Hmph!" Hidan laughed evilly and licked Kakuzu's blood on the tip of his tongue: "Everything is ready, the ceremony... begins!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Feidan's skin all over his body magically turned into a terrifying black and white color.

"?"

Such a wonderful change stunned Kakuzu, Itachi and Konan at the same time, but what surprised them even more was Hidan's next move!

"go to hell!"

I saw Feiduan pull out a black spear from the inside of his coat and stabbed it into his chest with great force!

"Why did you end up hurting yourself?"

Jiao Du murmured disdainfully in his heart. Suddenly, his heart felt a sharp pain. Jiao Du knew this pain well. It was the feeling of his heart being broken.

"You, you guy... ugh!"

Kakuzu covered his chest and struggled in pain on the ground.

“Wahahahahaha… It feels good! It feels so good! It feels so good to share the pain with others! May the evil god enjoy eternal glory!!”

At this time, Feiduan had turned into a crazy cultist, dancing with joy to express his gratitude for everything the evil god had brought him.

"Itachi, do you understand his abilities?" asked Konan on the side.

"He licked Kakuzu's blood and said the ritual had begun. He must have used some kind of technique to connect Kakuzu's body, so that he could pass on the damage he suffered to the person whose blood was licked..."

Upon hearing this, Konan nodded, agreeing with Itachi's analysis.

"But why he can't die, I don't know."

Itachi stared at Hidan intently, trying to analyze more information from his actions.

At this moment, the body of the "dead" Kakuzu suddenly began to swell, and a black monster wearing a mask broke out of the body, turned into a pool of black water, and gradually dissipated.

The corners stood up.

He is alive again.

"what?"

Hidan, who was still in a state of climax, was startled and shouted with his neck stretched: "Hey, hey, hey! Why aren't you dead yet!"

Kakuzu glared at Hidan, "How dare you break my precious heart! I will kill you!"

"Hey, hey, hey! You can't do it!"

The second battle between the two is about to begin.

"Itachi, stop them." Konan ordered.

"...won't we get rid of him?"

"Well, his abilities are a good fit for our organization, and for Kakuzu."

……

Hidan was waving his March sickle and Kakuzu was swinging his iron fist, and as the two were running towards each other, a flock of crows blocked their way.

Among the crows, Itachi's shadow slowly appeared.

"Itachi! What are you doing!" Itachi's interference made Kakuzu very unhappy.

"Get him into the group..."

"... Him?"

"Yes, that's him." Konan looked at Hidan and asked, "Do you want to join our Akatsuki organization?"

"what?"

Feiduan said with disdain: "What a joke! I refuse! I don't understand what is known or unknown. I have my own mission! That is to spread the teachings of the Evil God Cult!"

Xiaonan advised: "So-called preaching is nothing more than killing people, then you should join Akatsuki, because we are a murderous group that does everything. Wherever there is assassination and war, there is our shadow..."

"Really?"

"Well... your preaching will be faster here..."

"..." Feidan looked at the three people in front of him, thought for a moment and said: "Humph, an organization with powerful guys like you will not lie to me."

Xiaonan: "So you promised me?"

"Well... as long as it doesn't affect my preaching, I really want to join Akatsuki... eh?" Feiduan was about to nod in agreement, but before he could finish his words, Konan suddenly fell to the ground, holding her stomach and groaning.

"Ugh... Ugh... It hurts... My stomach hurts..."

When Kakuzu and Itachi saw this, they were stunned at first, and then looked at Hidan at the same time.

"Hey! You, did you do this?!"

Feidan looked innocent and spread his hands: "Hey, hey, hey! Are you kidding me?"

Kakuzu: "You are the only one who has the ability to hurt people from a distance! It doesn't matter if you don't want to join the Akatsuki organization, but you secretly attack people when they are not prepared. Isn't this a bit too much...!"

Hidan: "It really wasn't me!! I didn't lick this woman's blood, and I wasn't standing in the circle, how could I activate my ability!"

Itachi thought this was Konan's performance, and said calmly: "It seems that my analysis is correct. His ability really requires other people's blood. Konan, no need to pretend, get up."

"Well, I...I'm not pretending. My stomach really...really hurts! Someone must have done something to me!"

"...?"

Itachi's pupils shrank, and he finally realized that this matter was not simple.

……

Chapter 45: Uzuki Yugao's Confession

In order to prove his innocence, Feiduan even lifted up his shirt, revealing no scars on his stomach except for his bulging abdominal muscles.

"Look! I didn't lie to you! Woman, are you out of tune?"

"Unregulated pain, not... this feeling."

"It's just that I ate something that upset my stomach. Anyway, it has nothing to do with me!"

Watching Konan falling to the ground groaning in pain, Hidan kept explaining, Kakuzu looked indifferent, and Uchiha Itachi looked thoughtfully at the crow standing on the branch of the dense forest in the distance.

This was no ordinary crow, it was the one responsible for communicating between him and Xia Yu.

Itachi had sensed through the crow that Xia Yu had arrived here, but he had not shown up yet.

"Xia Yu, could it be... that you did this?"

Uchiha Itachi murmured in his heart.

He was a little confused.

In order to see Xiaonan, Xia Yu ran all the way here, just to make her have a stomachache?

Before he finished his analysis, the crow had disappeared and left with Xia Yu...

......

"Xiao Nan, you are one of the few powerful female ninjas I recognize. Is it necessary to be so embarrassed just because of a stomachache?" The straight male corner mocked contemptuously: "Get up, we are very busy. Wasting time here will only delay my making money."

Xiaonan's forehead was covered with sweat, and her red cheeks showed her weakness: "I, I can't move... Not only does my stomach hurt, my consciousness and body... are also starting to become numb..."

Before he could finish his words, Xiaonan fainted.

"Hmph..." Jiao Du was annoyed, and the murderous intent in his heart rose again: "Women are such troublesome animals! Itachi, don't stop me, I want to cut off Xiaonan's head, and I will give you 20% of the reward money, how about it?"

Itachi: "Given Konan's relationship with the leader, I advise you not to do this."

Kakuzu: "What? Are you scared?"

Itachi no longer paid attention to him, but gently carried the unconscious Konan on his back and sighed softly:

"Come on, let's go back to the base."

......

Late at night, Xia Yu rushed all the way back to Konoha Village.

[Ding! Uchiha clan member +1, the clan member's comprehensive potential score is B, and the host's chakra reward is doubled. ]

"double?"

Xia Yu was stunned.

"What happened? A critical hit?"

[The system is at level 2, and the rewards you get will be more generous than at level . The higher the system level, the stronger the rewards, so you should have more children, kid.]

"Yes, yes, you don't need to remind me. When do you think I've been idle?"

[Hehe, that blue-haired woman just now is pretty good. I have a feeling that her child will be super strong.]

"Of course, the powerful female ninja Konan can be ranked in the top five, otherwise I wouldn't have gone to such great lengths to run so far~"

Xia Yu is looking forward to it. Ten months later, the child Xiaonan will give birth to may help him soar to success.