Revitalize Uchiha, start with crazy childbirth

Orochimaru walked to the closet, picked up the Akatsuki uniform and put it on: "I have to report back to the Akatsuki organization now, and I will leave the rest to you. By the way, how is the research on the child's body going?"

Pharmacist Kabuto: "Xin's physique is very special. No matter what kind of cells and organs I transplant into him, there will be no rejection reaction. He is definitely a good material for cloning experiments."

Orochimaru nodded in satisfaction: "Okay, if we have time, let's try to transplant these Sharingans that Danzo brought to Shin. If successful, it will be a huge breakthrough in my cloning research."

Kabuto Yakushi: "Transplant all of them? Lord Orochimaru, you... won't keep a pair?"

"Stop messing around, Kabuto. I'm Orochimaru, how could I use the eyes of a cannon fodder... My target is only Uchiha Itachi! He's right next to me now, this is a golden opportunity for me!"

After saying this, Orochimaru turned and left.

Watching Orochimaru's receding back, Kabuto Yakushi sighed dejectedly, "Alas, every late night, there are only me and a bunch of experimental subjects left in the base. Lord Orochimaru, my loneliness... when will you understand..."

……

Late at night, in Konoha Village, in front of the hot spring restaurant.

This is the place Uchiha Xia Yu used to frequent.

As soon as Xia Yu stepped into the door, he heard an extremely seductive voice.

"Hey, isn't this Brother Xia Yu? You finally remembered me~"

"Hehe... Madam Boss, your outfit today is really not good."

"Disgusting~"

The proprietress was enthusiastic and leaned against Xia Yu:

"You stay here with me tonight. You must be terrified by what happened to the Uchiha clan..."

Xia Yu smiled evilly and said, "Okay, but I'm afraid one day won't be enough. I'm on an important mission right now, and time is tight and the mission is heavy. I can only let you accompany me for a while."

......

Xia Yu's plan officially begins today.

The entire Konoha Village is his target.

"Konoha, wait! Aren't you going to destroy my clan? Then I will exterminate you at the root!"

"From now on, everyone in Konoha Village, big or small, will be my Uchiha!"

……

Chapter 5 Plan Execution II

Two hours passed...

While the proprietress was still in a daze, Xia Yu had already put on her coat and prepared to leave.

"Brother Xia Yu, can you please not leave?"

The proprietress was reluctant to let him go.

Xia Yu touched the boss lady's long hair and said softly:

"If you want to be by my side, then you should move to the Uchiha clan land... Only in this way, we can live closer and it will be more convenient for us to meet in the future, don't you think?"

The lady boss looked embarrassed: "Brother Xia Yu, I also want to live next to you, but I have such a big hot spring restaurant to run, it's really..."

"Why is that so difficult? Why don't you just open the hot spring restaurant in my Uchiha clan territory? The clan territory is so big that you can choose any place you want. As a member of the Uchiha clan, I don't want to see the streets in the clan territory become dead and dull."

"But, but... I don't belong to the Uchiha clan. You know that it is clearly stipulated by the higher-ups that non-Uchiha clan members are forbidden to set foot in the Uchiha clan..."

"Humph, that was in the past. After what happened last night, this rule has become meaningless. You can move the hot spring restaurant in without any worries. It's okay."

Xia Yu paused and continued to persuade: "Your store is located in the center of the village, the rent must be very expensive, I promise, as long as you open the hot spring restaurant in my Uchiha clan territory, I will give you a 20% discount on the rent."

“Uh…” the proprietress smiled bitterly.

Although the Uchiha clan's territory is huge, it is located in the corner of Konoha Village and is close to the Konoha Police Department and Konoha Prison. Its commercial value and traffic flow cannot be compared with that of the village center.

If she really opened a hot spring restaurant in the Uchiha clan's territory, she knew that it would fail within a month.

Seeing the boss lady's hesitation, Xia Yu kissed her forehead lightly and smiled evilly:

"Why? Is it difficult? Don't you want to live next to me? My door is open to you anytime~"

Wow! This evil smile, and this voice that makes people feel numb...

So cool…

How can there be such a handsome man...

The proprietress fell into depravity again and lost all her rationality.

"Move, I'm moving! My hot spring restaurant is closed tonight, I'm moving now!"

"Hey, then I will rent you the largest store next to my house. Give me the rent first. I will rent for three years and get one year free."

"No problem, I'll rent it for 30 years first! I'm not short of money, I... I just hope I can see you every day..."

"Don't worry, we live close by, there are plenty of opportunities."

"Uh-huh!"

……

"call……"

After coming out of the hot spring restaurant, Xia Yu stood at the door, shook himself off, and thought about his next "target".

In my mind, there are so many people I have come into contact with.

The "greening plan" of planting trees all over Konoha may seem like a physical job, but its execution must be planned.

"Let's start with the rich ones."

Just like the proprietress of the hot spring restaurant, not only was she willing to do so, she also successfully moved industries into the Uchiha clan's territory to boost the economy.

This would not only make the deserted Uchiha clan's territory prosperous, but also collect huge rents and give birth to an heir, killing three birds with one stone.

Wow…it smells so good.

"Go on, lady boss of the flower shop across the street. I remember the last time I was with you was probably 9 days ago."

"Wait for me, I, Uchiha Xia Yu, am coming~"

……

The next morning.

Xia Yu was lying on the big white bed, and was awakened by the constant sound of the microphone in his mind:

[Ding, yesterday's summary, ten months later there will be at least six new Uchiha heirs born to you, their mothers are...]

……

"Ugh, system, you're so noisy!"

Xia Yu rubbed his sleepy eyes and sat up lazily from the bed.

A strange bed, strange furniture, strange everything.

"Whose house is this?"

"I remember yesterday, I seemed to be intercepted by a group of beauties in the meatball shop for too long... My head hurts."

Xia Yu had already forgotten which woman had taken him away.

But he was not surprised, on the contrary he was already used to it.

I used to be like this every day, and I would always wake up in a different bedroom the next day.

After recovering his spirit, Xia Yu yawned and asked: "System, were you kidding me with your previous prompt? You got pregnant so soon?"

[Hehehe… You may not believe me, but you must believe in the technique of firing a lottery. I have said that this technique ignores science. As long as you fire it, you will definitely win! What we want is efficiency.]

[Keep going, kid, I’m counting on you…]

"..."

Xia Yu was not satisfied with this result.

This is not the level I should have.

"Oh, it's all because of the alcohol. It delayed things! If I hadn't been drunk, I could definitely double the total!"

[Hehehe… Of course I believe you. Remember? Last night, you and the owner of this house had 7 experiences in total! What a waste.]

"Really? I lost my memory. I was totally drunk. I don't remember what happened next."

Xia Yu scratched his head, got up, put on his clothes and prepared to leave this place, go back to his home to have a good sleep, and come out again at night after getting enough rest.

At this moment, the bedroom door was suddenly pushed open.

A woman who was very familiar to Xia Yu walked in.

"Xia Yu, are you awake? I've prepared breakfast. Do you want to eat with me?"

"??"

"Mitawash Anko!!!"

……

Chapter 6 An unexpected encounter

Xia Yu, who has watched the anime Naruto, has the impression that Mitarashi Anko is a heroic and tsundere girl who is sometimes cute, sometimes naughty, and sometimes has a bit of bad sexiness.

It's so lethal!

Hongdou is an absolutely authentic and powerful ninja. The temperament she exudes is incomparable to those other weak women who can only show off their charm!

"Could it be that I was with Anko at the end yesterday?!"

Seeing Xia Yu staring at her stupidly with her mouth wide open, Hongdou chuckled, handed the steaming breakfast to Xia Yu's mouth, and said angrily:

"What? Haven't seen enough..."

Xia Yu looked confused and stammered, "Hongdou, I... uh, that's not right! What happened between us... yesterday?"

"Hey! Xia Yu, you didn't forget everything that happened yesterday!"

"I...I didn't forget. I just don't seem to remember much. The alcohol is causing the problem."

"Humph, you still say you haven't forgotten! Look at your expression, that's clearly what you mean! It seems that the seniors' opinions about you are right! You really are the kind of playboy who won't admit his mistakes. I was so foolish to believe your sweet words!"

"This... Hongdou, you really misunderstood me. I was indeed a playboy in the past, I admit that. But now I promise you that I will never do such a thing as not admitting my mistakes! I will definitely take responsibility!"

"Really?"

"real!"

"That's better!" Yuteshi Hongdou picked up a piece of bread and stuffed it into Xia Yu's mouth, urging her proudly, "Eat it while it's hot, it will be cold soon!"

"Ugh... Hongdou, you're so rough, my throat...!" The sudden large piece of bread filled Xia Yu's mouth, causing him to dry heave.

Hongdou smacked her lips and complained unhappily, "Humph, compared to you, I'm already very gentle. Come on, eat!"

"..."

Looking at Hongdou's angry and embarrassed expression, Xia Yu scratched his head embarrassedly: "Uh... I'm sorry, I really drank too much yesterday, it was not my intention..."

Hongdou buried her head, and said awkwardly, "It's okay. Actually, for me... it's okay."

"My memory of last night only stayed in the meatball shop. I have completely forgotten what happened afterwards. Can you... tell me about it?" Xia Yu asked softly.

Hongdou pouted, tapped Xia Yu's waist with her slender hand, and told Xia Yu everything that happened later.

After listening to Hongdou's narration, Xia Yu's memory, which was obscured by alcohol, was finally awakened...

Last night at midnight, Hongdou had just finished her field mission and returned to Konoha Village. She was going to the meatball shop to treat herself to her favorite glutinous rice meatballs and red bean paste.

As soon as she entered the store, she found that the female manager of the meatball shop, the waitress and another seductive woman were sitting at the dining table with Xia Yu, constantly urging Xia Yu to drink.

Since Xia Yu had achieved his goal, he didn't want to stay any longer, but the three women were unwilling to let Xia Yu leave. They wanted to get Xia Yu drunk and make him stay all night.

Xia Yu's handsome looks are well-known in Konoha Village, and everyone knows him. Hongdou can tell at a glance that these three women have improper intentions towards Xia Yu.

"Really? Boys, why don't you know how to protect yourself when you're out there?"

"I often hear seniors say that Uchiha Xia Yu is a playboy, but I think he was clearly coerced!"

"Alas... Xia Yu, you are so handsome but pathetic. The Uchiha clan has just been slaughtered by traitors, and your own reputation has been tarnished by these groups of hungry nymphomaniacs... This is too much of a bully!"

Seeing Xia Yu's drunken and helpless appearance, the impulsive Yutarashi Hongdou couldn't bear it any longer.