Revitalize Uchiha, start with crazy childbirth

Hidan: "That's not necessarily true. You've all seen Konan's moves before. Her body split apart and scattered paper all over the sky. I guess she used up too much chakra when recycling it, so she just happened to collect the toilet paper from someone else's bedroom, and then by chance..."

Kakuzu: "Shut up Hidan! Do you think Konan is as stupid as you?!"

Deidara: "Hahahaha...Hidan's imagination is so artistic, huh!"

Payne: "Shut up, all of you! Xiaonan is our member, no teasing!"

Seeing that Payne was a little angry, the members suddenly quieted down.

"Anyway, Xiaonan said she didn't know, so she definitely didn't know. I believe her. I didn't want her to keep the child, but she felt that it was not easy to have a child in troubled times. Or maybe it was a gift from God, so I had to respect her thoughts..."

"During this period, Xiaonan will focus on preparing for pregnancy and will no longer participate in any missions within the organization."

"Okay, that's all I want to inform you about..."

"Disperse!"

……

Chapter 58: Accident? Incident in the Hokage Building

The next day, at the Uchiha clan territory.

After a day and night of wedding, Uchiha Xia Yu was not tired at all. He put on his clothes and got up early.

Refreshed and refreshed.

I was brushing my teeth, and the system gave me the same daily reminder:

[Ding! Yesterday’s results summary…]

[Uh... too many, let me just tell you the results. ]

"Haha... I broke the record. I won't poke you~"

Xia Yu spit out the mouthwash in his mouth, looked at his perfect body in the mirror, and smiled confidently:

"Perseverance combined with the winning technique is really amazing!"

[Hehehe…boy, why are you up so early today? Why are you still wearing clothes? You’ll have to take them off everywhere anyway, so why not just not wear any clothes.]

"No, I'm not used to streaking."

[You will get used to it after running for a while. I am doing this for your own good, to save time. ]

[Besides, it seems that only Sasuke has not seen your body in the entire clan. Almost everyone else has seen it. What are you afraid of? ]

"System, what you said seems to make sense. But let's talk about it another day. I have something important to do today!"

Today is the day Xia Yu officially starts working.

As a member of Konoha's leadership team and one of Konoha's senior advisors.

With this opportunity to get inside, Xia Yu naturally would not waste it.

A flash of scarlet flashed across his eyes in an instant.

"System, just wait and see. I will double this record today!"

"Hokage Building, I, Xia Yu, am coming!"

After saying that, Xia Yu took out a pair of sunglasses from the drawer and covered his eyes with them, then walked out the door with a domineering pace...

……

Hokage Building.

It is already 9 o'clock in the morning, and basically everyone who needs to go to work is in place.

Xia Yu entered the main hall of the building and started from the first office. Without any hesitation, he pushed the door open and walked in.

"Hello, is this the office of the village's senior advisor?"

Inside this office, there are rows of young girls sitting. Judging from their attire, they should be clerical workers.

The little girls were stunned.

Five seconds later...

"Oops, sorry, I'm new here and may have walked into the wrong room." Xia Yu scratched his head, with a wicked smile on his face, and walked out.

The next room, same door push, same standard words:

"Hello, is this the office of the village's senior advisor?"

This room is full of men. Looking at their frail appearance, they are probably civilians...

Xia Yu was a little disappointed. There was no trace of red light in his eyes under his sunglasses.

"Sorry, we went the wrong way. Now you should go about your business..."

Xia Yu stepped out of the door, and before he could enter the third room, he heard faint moans coming from the first office:

"Ugh! My...my stomach hurts!"

"Strange, me too! Oops..."

"No...not only does it hurt, I can't even use any strength!"

"Well......"

Xia Yu sighed distressedly: "Sorry, just bear with it for another hour and it will be fine. After taking maternity leave, you will thank me, Xia Yu."

The third room, continue to start...

Repeated routines, repeated words, over and over again...

As time goes by…

First floor…

The second floor…

The third floor…

Top floor…

There were only three offices left to liberate the entire Hokage Building.

"Hello, is this the office of the village's senior advisor?"

"Yes..." An old and shrill grandmother's voice came from inside the house.

"?" Xia Yu was stunned.

Sitting in the office was one of Konoha's senior advisors, Utane Koharu.

His eyes were narrowed into a slit, and his face looked too milky.

"I rely on!"

"Shit! You really can't barge into the office on the top floor!"

Xia Yu thought to himself that something was wrong, and quickly put away the red light in his pupils: "Sorry, I went to the wrong room, please continue with your work..."

"Isn't this Xia Yu? Come in..." Utane Koharu stood up and gestured for Xia Yu to come in expressionlessly:

"I heard from Hiruzen that you will be my colleague at the same level in the future. Although I don't know what he thinks, but now that things have come to this, there are some things that we should talk about first, kid..."

What kind of position is the village senior advisor? Xia Yu has no qualifications and no merits, which makes Utane Koharu very confused.

When they met today, she didn't take Xia Yu seriously at all, and her tone was even full of disdain and asking for instructions.

"This old lady..." Xia Yu's heart sank when he heard the sarcastic words of Utane Koharu:

It seems that today I must let you experience what it feels like to have a child in old age. With your body, I'm afraid you will die in the delivery room!

Under the sunglasses, a red fishy light suddenly appeared in the eyes.

However, a second later, the fishy smell disappeared.

"Hmph, forget it, you are not worthy of bearing my seed."

Before traveling through time, Xia Yu had always looked down on Konoha's old advisers.

It's useless, but he always likes to interfere in everything.

He always talks about high-sounding principles, but when something really happens he can't do anything.

Just as Xia Yu was thinking about how to deal with this old man, several hurried figures suddenly rushed into the office: "Master Chun, it's not good!"

Utane Koharu frowned and growled, "What happened? You're so flustered, you don't look like a ninja! When I was young..."

"Don't think about the past, Lady Chun. All the women in the entire building suddenly started having stomachaches and paralysis, without exception!"

"What did you say! All the women in this building?"

"Yes, Haru-sama!"

"you sure?"

"I'm sure! Even my sister-in-law and my aunt, who are in charge of the sanitation in the building, have the same symptoms! I suspect that an enemy is targeting all the female elites in the village! They must have been poisoned!"

Utane Koharu subconsciously touched her belly: "I am also a woman in the building, and an important figure in the headquarters, why is nothing wrong with me?"

"Ah this... uh..."

Chapter 59: The Scapegoat by Chance

The entire Hokage building was in chaos.

Not long after, members of Konoha's medical department arrived and provided emergency treatment to all the female patients.

Because the incident happened suddenly and there were many suspicious points, it attracted the high attention of Sarutobi Hiruzen and others.

In the conference room, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Utane Koharu, and Mito Kado En sat in their seats with frowns on their faces, waiting for the report from the medical team.

As a member of Konoha's core leadership team, Uchiha Xia Yu was naturally called over by Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Sarutobi Hiruzen took a deep breath of smoke and asked, "This matter is very strange. Do you have anything to say?"

Mitomon Yan pushed up his glasses:

"So many people have stomachaches at the same time, and they are all women in the office building. Even the cleaners are not spared. I don't think it's food poisoning. It's very likely that it was caused by Konoha's enemy village. The murderer should be using this to disintegrate the logistical strength of Konoha's top management."

Utatane Koharu: "Since they were able to strike at the place where Konoha's power was most concentrated, I think the murderer should be someone in the building. It seems like there are spies infiltrating our place..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Then which force do you think is responsible?"

Utatane Koharu: "Humph, who else could it be other than the Hidden Cloud Village? They are the only ones who always do such despicable and immoral things. They have no bottom line at all. They are simply a bunch of robbers and bandits."

Mitokado En: "Yeah, I think so too. Since the end of the Third World War, Kirigakure has been closed off from the outside world, and Sunagakure has signed an alliance agreement with us on paper. Although Ohnoki of Iwagakure is not a good person, he would not do such a despicable thing."

After listening to the analysis of the two comrades, Sarutobi Hiruzen nodded without saying anything. He frowned and thought for a moment, then turned to look at Xia Yu and asked, "Xia Yu, what about you? Do you have any ideas?"

"Uh..." Xia Yu coughed lightly and shouted, "I think what the two seniors said is correct. It must be those bastards from Yunyin who did it! And they chose to do that to the lovely and high-quality sisters. Hum, a bunch of old perverts!"

"High-quality?" Hearing this word, Utane Koharu felt a little unbalanced: "In terms of quality, I am the best woman in the building..."

Mitomon Yan echoed: "I guess the murderer doesn't dare to do that because he is afraid of your strength and afraid that you will find out in advance..."

Hearing this, Utane Koharu's mood instantly eased a lot: "That makes sense, Menyan, you still understand me."

"Okay! Now that you've all finished talking, let me tell you what I think." Sarutobi Hiruzen put down his pipe, interrupted the flirting between Koharu and Kado Yan, and said seriously:

"I think... this may not be done by the Hidden Cloud Village."

"When I interrogated Danzo, he confessed to this crime..."

"In order to cooperate with Orochimaru, he took the initiative to help Orochimaru plant an undercover agent in the village."

"What?" Upon hearing the news, Utane Koharu and Mitokado En were both shocked.

Utatane Koharu: "What on earth was Danzo thinking? He actually worked for the village's traitorous ninja!"

Mitomon En: "Who is that undercover agent? Did Danzo reveal it?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Yes, I have. His name is Kabuto. He is currently hiding as a Genin in the village. I have sent the Anbu to secretly follow him in recent days. His anti-reconnaissance ability is very strong and he is impervious to any leaks. His strength should not be underestimated."

Mitokado En: "Follow him? Just follow him? Hiruzen! Since you know he's a spy, just arrest him!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen shook his head:

"What's the point of catching him? What I really want to know is Orochimaru's purpose! What exactly does he want to do by sending people to sneak into the village? If we catch one spy, there will be a second one, and if there is a second one, there will be a third one. Instead of going back and forth like this, it's better to find out the conspiracy at the source."

Utatane Koharu: "We have the torture master Morino Ibiki. As long as we catch Kabuto, are you afraid that he won't be able to pry open Kabuto's mouth? What's more, we have Yamanaka Inoichi!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen replied helplessly: "It's useless. I found Kabuto's previous information from the Root Organization's intelligence library..."