Revitalize Uchiha, start with crazy childbirth

"Such a noise! ​​Why are you yelling so early in the morning? If you dare to make trouble, I will destroy you!"

"Why are you looking for trouble? Look over there! Who's coming?"

The eldest brother walked out of the door with a few of his trusted followers and looked in the direction pointed by the younger brother...

"Uh... that, that is...!" Looking at the woman's iconic huge breasts that were about to fall and pop out, the eldest brother was completely stunned: "This... is actually the legendary person!"

The younger brothers rushed to ask, "Who is it, who is it, Boss? Who is she?"

"You idiots! She is the legendary fat sheep in the gambling world! What are you still standing there for? Prepare the melon seeds, fruit plates, good wine and good meat! Our casino is going to make a fortune this time!!"

"Sir, please come in~"

No matter whether they were the eldest brother or the younger brother, they all bowed deeply to Tsunade, with a smile on their faces, and were extremely flattering, and they all narrowed their crescent-shaped eyes.

In the eyes of gamblers, Tsunade's dazzling figure seems to be never worth mentioning, and only money can make them yearn for it.

"Hmph!" Tsunade snorted and threw the suitcase over: "Change all the money in here into chips for me!"

"Thank you for your care! Oh no, I wish you a happy time!" The boss was so excited that he almost cried, and shouted incoherently: "Guys, that... um... Anyway, we must accompany our customers well, go and set the table!"

"Yes! Got it, boss!"

The younger brothers started to make arrangements with great enthusiasm. Seeing this, Jingyin sighed deeply: "Alas... It's like this again! I'm being treated like a fat sheep to be slaughtered..."

Just as she was about to follow Tsunade into the casino, three figures suddenly appeared and blocked their way.

The three figures were wearing black robes and masks. They knelt on one knee in front of Tsunade and said respectfully:

"Tsunade-sama, Hokage-sama wants to see you, and hopes you can go back."

Who else but the Anbu could have worn such a signature outfit?

Tsunade frowned, "The world is at peace, what does the old man want from me?"

Anbu: "This... we don't know the specific details."

"Hmph." Tsunade snorted reluctantly, "Did he say it was urgent?"

ANBU: "…Hokage-sama didn't say."

"That's good." The interest that had just disappeared reappeared on Tsunade's face:

"Get up, wait for me at the door. I've spent all my money, so I have to finish the fun before I leave. I'm going to make a fortune today!"

After saying this, Tsunade no longer hesitated and walked straight into the casino door.

After one hour...

Tsunade walked out, her face red with anger.

"Hey, you three, do you have money?"

"..." The three Anbu members looked at each other, subconsciously touched the bulging wallet in their black robes, and then shook their heads in tacit understanding: "I didn't bring any money..."

"Tsk! So poor..."

"Shizune, let's go! Back to the village!"

……

Along the way, Tsunade was still upset about her miserable loss just now, cursing from time to time. She was used to freedom and really didn't want to go back to the village.

The most important reason was that everything in the village was too familiar to her and she was afraid of being reminded of the past.

He could not forget the two beloved ones in his heart for a long time, and on weekdays, he could only numb himself with gambling and alcohol.

When passing a street, Tsunade shouted: "I'm thirsty, let's find a pub and have a drink before we go on."

Shizune smiled bitterly and advised: "Lady Tsunade, this... this is not good..."

"Why are you panicking? The old man is not in a hurry anyway!" Tsunade scolded with a squinting eye, and walked towards the izakaya in the distance without paying any attention to the dissuasion of Shizune and the ANBU members.

Before she even entered the door, she heard a very familiar voice coming from inside:

"Wow, hahahahahahaha, awesome, awesome, young women are awesome~ Isn't this the inspiration for the novel? Hehehehe..."

Lifting the door curtain, Tsunade saw the erotic and disgusting scene inside and snorted in disgust:

"It seems I'm not the only one who's lazy, Jiraiya..."

At this time, Jiraiya's face was flushed. He was hugged by beauties on both sides. While drinking the wine that the beauties handed to him, he was busy reaching out his dirty hands to grope her up and down.

At the table next to him, there were three unconscious ANBU members lying on the table. It was unclear whether they had drunk too much or were knocked unconscious by Jiraiya on purpose.

When Jiraiya's eyes caught sight of Tsunade standing at the door, he was immediately stunned. Looking at Tsunade's face full of black lines of disgust, Jiraiya sobered up instantly:

"Eh?"

"Tsuna...Tsuna...Tsunade?"

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Chapter 68 The Arrival of Uninvited Guests

Tsunade walked straight up to Jiraiya, her body in front and her anger chasing behind.

The two young women around Jiraiya seemed to sense the danger, and they also felt that their figures were indeed not as good as the older sister in front of them. They quickly broke free from Jiraiya's embrace and ran away.

"Not bad, Jiraiya. You always said you would travel around the world to find the child of prophecy, but seeing how you are now, it must be really hard for you..."

Jiraiya scratched his head awkwardly, and honestly filled Tsunade's glass with wine, and said with a smile:

"Don't make fun of me. I've been looking for someone for half my life. Can't I just enjoy myself?"

As he spoke, Jiraiya winked at the unconscious ANBU members at the next table and complained:

"If the old man hadn't come to me, I wouldn't have come to such an indecent place with my character. I'm going back to the village soon. I want to experience the customs and culture of this street before I leave."

Tsunade rolled her eyes at him and said, "Feeling the customs and habits of a young girl? Haha... you've found a good excuse for your lust."

At this time, Shizune and the three ANBU members also walked into the izakaya.

"Tsunade-sama, you are walking too fast! You don't even wait for me..."

Shizune sat down next to Tsunade, panting. When she saw the person sitting opposite her, she stood up again in shock: "Master Jiraiya! Why are you here too?"

She glanced at the unconscious ANBU at the table next to her and instantly understood what was going on.

It turns out that Lord Jiraiya was also summoned back by the Third Hokage.

They actually recalled two Sannin at the same time. Shizune thought to herself that something was wrong. She thought that something serious must have happened in the village.

Jiraiya saw Shizune and the Anbu appear, looked at Tsunade and said: "I was wondering why you were here, it seems that you are in the same situation as me..."

Tsunade picked up the wine glass and drank it in one gulp: "Hey! Jiraiya, there is no war now, what happened to the old man? Did he tell you?"

Jiraiya shook his head, "No, but my intelligence network is all over the world, so I have a rough idea of ​​what it is."

Hearing this, Tsunade and Shizune quickly leaned over, looking curious.

Jiraiya sighed, "Danzo is dead."

Shizune: "We also know about this matter. It has spread everywhere in the Land of Fire. It is said that he committed suicide in a mental hospital and confessed all his crimes. He was the mastermind behind the Uchiha clan extermination."

Tsunade: "I've long disliked that old guy Danzo, it's better for him to be dead. Jiraiya, this is not the only information you want to tell me..."

Jiraiya was helpless: "Things are not as simple as they say. You have been in high-level positions before, so you should understand that what people see is not necessarily true..."

"Danzo's death is not that simple. Besides, you should know what kind of person he is. Do you think he is the kind of person who would repent for his mistakes and commit suicide?"

"According to my information, this is related to a member of the Uchiha clan. His name is Uchiha Xia Yu, who is a super pervert who is even more perverted than me..."

"I met him a few times in the past at the Hot Spring House. At that time, he was not even a Genin. However, in the past year and a half, his strength has improved by leaps and bounds. He even opened the Mangekyō Sharingan in both eyes... Danzo was captured by him."

"You deserve it!" Hearing this, Tsunade cursed:

"I know all this too. Danzo wiped out an entire clan, dug out the eyes of the Uchiha clan members for his own use, and even transplanted my grandfather's cells! If I had known all this earlier, there would be no need for Xia Yu to capture Danzo!"

Jiraiya frowned and whispered, "This is the key! Even I, a master of intelligence, don't know Danzo's secrets. How did Xia Yu know it in advance? Isn't this curious?"

Tsunade pondered for a moment, then nodded, feeling that what Jiraiya said made sense.

"That's one thing. Recently, there is another person who has been causing trouble in the village." Jiraiya refilled their glasses of wine:

"All the women in Konoha's upper echelons are pregnant, except for Utane Koharu. According to my intelligence network, it was Orochimaru who did it, and it only took half a day."

Tsunade was so frightened that her face turned pale, and the huge thing on her chest trembled again and again:

"What on earth does that guy want to do? How could he do such a dirty thing! I remember that he doesn't like women? How come he does it faster and more fiercely than you!"

Jiraiya quickly explained:

"No, no, no, you're thinking the wrong thing. He did it, but he didn't do it in the way that normal people understand. I guess he developed a drug that can make people pregnant..."

"Uh..." Shizune opened her eyes wide, feeling that she had gained more strange knowledge. She was surprised and said, "He can even develop this kind of medicine? What's the formula? He is really amazing..."

Jiraiya waved his hand, indicating that he didn't know either.

"Anyway, these are the only two major events that happened in Konoha recently. As for the others, we'll know when we go back and ask the old man..."

"Come on, Tsunade. Long time no see. Let's have a few drinks first! You won't have this opportunity again when we return to the village tomorrow. We have to start helping our teacher~"

Jiraiya raised his glass and was about to drink with Tsunade when several white figures rushed in despite the obstruction of the Anbu members.

"Tsunade, you are here after all!"

Looking at the white clothes on the person who came, Jiraiya and Tsunade's faces became gloomy at the same time, and their eyes suddenly became cold.

Tsunade yelled, "Are you from Kumogakure? What do you want from me?"

Jiraiya patted Tsunade's shoulder and reminded her quietly:

"Be careful of the black burly man in the middle. He is no ordinary man. If I remember correctly, he is the current Raikage!"

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Chapter 69 Muscular Man and Violent Woman

"what?"

Tsunade was startled, then sneered in surprise: "Haha... I really met an amazing person today."

Shizune looked at the Raikage and the other Kumogakure ninja in astonishment, and seemed to have thought of something, and said loudly:

"I remember you! Last night, in the jungle outside Tansho Street, your figures flashed by near me and Lady Tsunade..."

"Oh?" Jiraiya's eyes turned colder when he heard that: "Raikage, why do you know Tsunade is here? Are you following her? You stalker..."

"..." The Raikage said nothing and stood there expressionlessly.

The Kumogakure ninja beside him stood up and explained respectfully:

"Master Jiraiya, you misunderstood. We were not following Master Tsunade. We were carrying out an important mission at the time and just happened to pass by..."

"My name is Amayi, and I am a jonin from the Hidden Cloud Village. I came to bother you today because I have an urgent matter to ask of you, Lady Tsunade."

"Please, please use your medical ninjutsu that is praised by the world to save my compatriots. I will be grateful for your kindness!"

After he finished speaking, Amayi kowtowed and knelt on the spot.

"...?"

Jiraiya and Tsunade were stunned by this sudden action. They didn't expect that the usually arrogant and savage Cloud Ninja would kneel down to people from another village.

Tsunade did not agree immediately, and asked: "I am very good at judging people, you should also be a medical ninja..."

"Yes!"

"Humph... Since your compatriot is injured, you might as well hurry up and treat him yourself instead of begging me."

"Tsunade-sama, I really don't know what to do with my skills. I happened to see you on the road last night, and I thought you might be nearby, so I went door to door to look for you. I finally found you. I hope you can help me with this as we are both ninjas..."

"Hehe...I'm not going."

Tsunade smiled contemptuously and scolded while drinking leisurely:

"How dare you, a fellow from the Hidden Cloud Village, beg me, a Konoha man, for help? You are a bunch of kidnappers who once tried to take away the Byakugan of the Hyuga clan..."

Hearing this, Amayi quickly explained: "This matter has been resolved amicably between Konoha and Kumogakure..."

"Shut up! You call giving you a life a friendly solution?"

Amayi's face flushed with shame, and hesitantly advised: "This... please put aside the past grudges, and let the past be in the past..."

Tsunade threw the wine glass to the ground and shouted, "I told you to shut up! Get out of here and don't delay my drinking!"

"Tsunade-sama, please, I beg you, please..."