Revitalize Uchiha, start with crazy childbirth

Who else could it be other than his wife Orochimaru?

"If you don't want to suffer, just stay on the boat! You are lucky to have met me. My master will turn you all into powerful orcs!"

Orochimaru completely emerged from the snake's body and gently stood on the water. When she saw Xia Yu standing at the bow, her snake eyes shrank:

"Xia Yu? You and I are really doomed to be together. Why are you everywhere..."

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Chapter 110 Xia Yu, every time I see you, something bad is going to happen

"Weird, monster!"

Kaixing and the crew were almost terrified when they saw Orochimaru coming out of the snake's mouth.

Orochimaru jumped onto the deck, stepping on the water and asked in a sinister voice, "Xia Yu, why are you here instead of staying with those women in Konoha?"

Xia Yu spread his hands and replied softly: "I just happened to pass by here and helped people to make some extra money..."

Orochimaru looked around and looked at the group of bald men collapsed on the deck, and laughed:

"These guys look dead. It looks like you did it. Are you short of money? Being a bodyguard doesn't seem like your style..."

Xia Yu: "It's a long story... Fortunately, I took this job, otherwise how could we meet here? Everything is fate..."

"Xia, Xia Yu, little brother, you...you know her?" Seeing the two of them chatting ambiguously, Haixing weakly poked his head out from behind Xia Yu and asked tentatively.

Xia Yu did not hide it and admitted openly: "Yes, she is my wife."

"Huh?" Starfish's beard stood up in shock.

Orochimaru had a gloomy face and said arrogantly: "Shut up, I'm not your wife..."

Xia Yu: "No, you are."

Orochimaru: "No, I'm not."

Xia Yu pointed at Orochimaru's slightly bulging belly: "Don't deny it, Mr. Kaixing, did you see her belly? I did it..."

Starfish: "Uh...you have a good body, young man."

"Shut up!" Orochimaru growled urgently:

"Is it worth bragging about getting me pregnant? Tell everyone! Xia Yu, this is why I don't want to meet you. Whenever we meet, nothing good will happen!"

Orochimaru felt bitter.

I remember that I became pregnant unexpectedly after Xia Yu and I met for the first time.

After the second meeting, she met her beloved disciple Mitarashi Anko, and the original master-disciple relationship turned into a sisterly relationship.

After the third meeting, his old comrades Jiraiya and Tsunade also learned of his pregnancy, and were despised by them.

Orochimaru had originally intended to keep the pregnancy a secret.

But as soon as Xia Yu is encountered, a new group of people will know about it.

Orochimaru's subordinates were all confused. In fact, they had been discussing behind Orochimaru's back recently about why his belly was bulging. They originally thought that he had gained weight from eating too much, but they never thought that he was actually pregnant.

"As expected of Lord Orochimaru, he really doesn't follow the beaten path. No wonder his recent dressing style has always been mature..."

The subordinates sighed repeatedly in their hearts.

Orochimaru was very angry. In his circle, only he and Kabuto knew this secret, and it had never been revealed to other subordinates.

Now that the secret is out, it is hard to imagine how her subordinates will look at her.

Orochimaru tried hard to suppress the anger in her heart. She knew that she couldn't be angry, as it would be bad for the fetus in her belly.

Xia Yu also noticed this and said softly, "Okay, okay, I'll admit my mistake to you. I'll leave these people under my feet to you. Take them back and do experiments."

Orochimaru: "They are from the Funato clan."

Xia Yu: “Yeah, that’s right.”

Orochimaru: "This group of people is disgusting. Once you provoke them, they will stick to you like a dog-skin plaster. Xia Yu, you are very brave. Normally, I would never attack them."

Xia Yu: "Why? Are you afraid of them?"

"I'm afraid of them? Humph..."

Orochimaru's eyes narrowed, and he said disdainfully: "I just find it troublesome. I don't want to deal with them often in the future. If I have that time, I might as well calm down and do more experiments..."

Xia Yu waved his hand: "It's okay, I'll take this for you. If there is any problem with these people in the Sea Country's territory in the future, we will look for the Sea Country. You can take them away and experiment on them. Just think of it as a betrothal gift from your husband."

Upon hearing this, Hai Xing complained anxiously: "Xia Yu, little brother, is this really okay? The Sea Country can't afford it..."

Xia Yu: "This is great for you, believe me. I will help you deal with the revenge of the Funato clan. In addition, I can also assure you that the phenomenon of [God Hiding] will never appear in the Sea Country again..."

After saying this, Xia Yu looked at Orochimaru intriguingly.

Scarlet reappeared, and the next moment, the two of them entered a space with empty walls on all sides.

"Illusion? Is this your illusion space? Why did you pull me here?" Looking at the surrounding environment, a hint of envy flashed in Orochimaru's eyes.

The power of the Sharingan is so useful that it can make illusions as easy as playing.

Xia Yu slowly walked in front of Orochimaru, gently stroked her waist-length hair, and said softly: "I want to be alone with you for a while. It's not convenient when there are others around."

Orochimaru:"……"

A man and a woman were alone in the same room. Orochimaru couldn't help but feel a little nervous. Seeing Xia Yu's hands becoming more and more dishonest, she subconsciously took a step back:

"Hey, Xia Yu, those women are not around you, are you horny..."

"Let me make it clear in advance. If you dare to force yourself, although I can't beat you, if I really put up a serious resistance, you may not be able to withstand it. Do you believe that I can make you unable to be a man in this life..."

"What are you thinking?" Xia Yu smiled awkwardly: "I just have something I want to say to you alone, I won't do anything else."

After listening to Xia Yu's explanation, Orochimaru finally felt relieved, but he suddenly felt a little lost.

"People often disappear unexpectedly in the Sea Country. The locals call this phenomenon "God's disappearance". I think you are the culprit behind this..."

Hearing this, Orochimaru's expression changed slightly: "That's right, what? You want to stand up for the people of the Sea Country? I tell you, no one can stop me from pursuing the truth, not even you..."

Xia Yu: "I didn't tell you to stop. On the contrary, I will support your ideals. Hehe, after all, I am your husband..."

Orochimaru was anxious: "I haven't married you yet! You are just the father of my child, no... not even the father, I am the father and mother of this child."

"Okay, okay, the reality is there. It's useless for you to deny it. Forget it, let's talk about business first..." Xia Yu said seriously:

"This time the Funato clan got into trouble in the Sea Country. I guess we will soon face their revenge. Haixing said the Funato clan has a large number of members. Wouldn't that solve your problem of a shortage of experimental subjects?"

"As for the people of the Sea Country, Orochimaru, don't touch them anymore. They are already pitiful enough to be bullied by Kirigakure on a daily basis. They have a hard time surviving in the cracks. Moreover, they are ordinary people without power. As experimental subjects, they are actually of no value..."

"In the future, I will capture all the members of the Funato clan who came to the Sea Kingdom for revenge and give them to you alive. With their number, there will be enough for you to conduct experiments for most of your life."

"Haha..." Orochimaru sneered, "That's a good idea, but do you know how long my life will be? These people...are far from enough."

Xia Yu: "If there are not enough test subjects in the future, I will find a way for you. How about..."

"..." Orochimaru hesitated for a moment, looked at Xia Yu's sincere eyes and said softly:

"Okay, I promise you."

"But you have to be careful. The Funado clan is not that simple. I have seen the strength of the strong men of the Funado clan. Their abilities are terrifying...

"And according to the information I recently learned, there is a guy named Funato Arami who has just become the patriarch of the Funato clan. He has awakened the [Power of the Sea Dragon] and can control the entire sea..."

"Not only that, all the enemies he fought with were turned into mummies by his strange ability..."

"Even if it's me, I wouldn't dare to easily become an enemy of their clan."

"Oh? Their clan is so powerful..." Xia Yu murmured softly, holding his chin with one hand, and developed a strong interest in this clan.

Orochimaru rolled his eyes at Xia Yu and said, "Of course. Otherwise, why do you think the Hidden Mist Village, one of the five major ninja villages, would be afraid of them?"

Xia Yu thought for a moment and asked with interest: "Orochimaru, is your information reliable?"

"Hmph..." Orochimaru snorted coldly: "Please don't question my intelligence network..."

Xia Yu's eyes lit up instantly: "Then...are there any beautiful girls in their tribe? The kind with strong strength?"

“??? You…!” Orochimaru was completely helpless.

I'm trying to remind you to be careful of them, but you're only thinking about pretty girls???

"Xia Yu, I thought Jiraiya was the most lustful person, but I didn't expect you to be even worse than him!"

"There are already more than 3000 wives, even Tsunade and my apprentice Red Bean are among them, can't this satisfy you! Pervert..."

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Chapter 111: A massive attack, the revenge of the Funato clan

"Don't mind it, I'm just asking. Look how excited you are. What? Are you jealous?"

Xia Yu smiled wickedly and secretly raised her right hand, and while Orochimaru wasn't paying attention, she slapped her butt with a "pa".

Orochimaru was shocked by Xia Yu's actions: "Xia Yu, what are you doing!"

After being kissed by Xia Yu last time, and being blatantly taken advantage of by Xia Yu again this time, Orochimaru was furious: "Pervert, I must make you pay the price!"

"Latent Shadow Snake Hands!"

"Shh!"

Several dark pythons emerged from Orochimaru's sleeves. Xia Yu took advantage of the situation and explained with a playful expression:

"Don't worry, this is an illusion! It's all fake! Your real body is fine in reality, nothing happened..."

Orochimaru's face turned red with annoyance: "Even illusions won't work! If you dare to tell anyone about this, I will kill you no matter what!"

"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone! Which man would go out and casually tell others about his daily flirting with his wife~"

"Who flirted with you? Shut up!"

The pythons pounced again, Xia Yu's eyes flashed, and the two of them instantly returned to reality.

Even though they chatted for such a long time in the illusion space, to the outside world, it was only a matter of one second.

"Eh? Lord Orochimaru, your face is so red, do you have a fever?" the subordinate asked with concern.

"Don't worry about it! Take all these people lying on the ground away. We should go back..."

After saying this, Orochimaru turned his head and glared at Xia Yu like a little resentful woman, then turned into several small snakes and scattered away.

Seeing their master leaving, the subordinates did not dare to delay and quickly picked up the Funado clan members on the ground and left with Orochimaru.

"call……"

After the figures of this group of vicious and evil people completely disappeared, Hai Xing and the crew members finally put their minds at ease.

"Xia...Xia Yu, little brother, how come your wife is in the Sea Country? I have to say, she is quite beautiful. You two are really a perfect match."

Orochimaru's current dress is very feminine, and coupled with her looks, it is not an exaggeration to say that she is a woman chosen from a million.

"Oh, she's here for tourism."

"Uh...travel? But looking at her style and the group of people around her, they seem a bit like pirates..."

"No, she's just here for tourism, so just take it seriously."

“…Okay, alright.” Seeing Xia Yu’s firm attitude and lying with his eyes open, Haixing didn’t know what to say.

Haixing didn't dare to anger Xia Yu. After all, the survival of the Sea Kingdom depended on him.

After a simple tidy up, the gold transport team set off again towards the destination...

On the other side, on the high seas at the border between the Sea Kingdom and the Water Kingdom, there is an isolated island.

This is one of the bases of the Funado clan.

A blond young man stood at the highest point with his hands behind his back, looking down at the calm ocean.

The young man's name is Funado Arami, and he is a rising star in the Funado clan. He is also the most powerful person in the clan, even stronger than his father, the clan leader.

At this time, a bald man ran up behind him in a hurry and reported in a panic:

"Young Patriarch! It's bad. The patrol team heading to the Sea Kingdom has lost contact for unknown reasons. After repeated confirmation by the sensing ninjas, their chakra has disappeared. I'm afraid they are in great danger..."

"What did you say?" Funado Arami was furious: "Who did this to them?"

The bald man was sweating profusely: "I, I don't know either. With our prestige, no one should be stupid enough to resist us... I guess it might be a tsunami."

"Nonsense! With our people's swimming skills and strength, a mere tsunami is unlikely to kill them!"

"This... I don't know about the little one."