Siheyuan: I am stupid, I don't want to be a bootlicker

When He Yuzhu arrived at the Donglaishun private room, everyone had already arrived.

Xu Gang, Meng Xinglang, Fang Zisen, Zhou Zican, Liang Youan, Huo Kai, and even boss Ding Dang came.

When everyone saw He Yuzhu coming in, they all started to urge him to drink a penalty drink.

There's nothing we can do about it, since he was the last one to arrive.

"Brother Gang, the food in your army is pretty good. I see that everyone has become much stronger."

He Yuzhu was not pretentious. He drank three cups of wine from a two-liang cup in one breath before he started talking.

"Hey, that's right. The vegetables from your father-in-law's farm are naturally nutritious."

The mutton was cut very thinly. Xu Gang picked up a piece with chopsticks, swirled it in the steaming pot, dipped it in the sauce and put it in his mouth.

Instantly, the spicy and fresh flavors exploded in his mouth, slid down his throat into his stomach, and a long-lost sense of satisfaction made Xu Gang squint his eyes and let out a long sigh of relief:

"Everything is good after I join the army, but I miss the mutton hotpot at Donglaishun!"

"Hahaha, it's okay, eat as much as you want today, Dong Lai Shun will give you as much as you want!"

Seeing how greedy he was, Meng Xinglang couldn't help but pick up a piece of food with chopsticks, dipped it in the sauce and ate it:

Well, it tastes really good.

But it’s not that exaggerated, right?

He just came here to eat two days ago.

"Come on, come on, everyone is here, let's raise our glasses and clink our glasses. I wish us a prosperous life and a smooth career in the new year."

Ding Dang raised his glass and shouted to everyone, and everyone immediately raised their glasses to toast.

After drinking a few cups of wine, they suddenly felt as if their stomachs were on fire and sweat soon appeared on their foreheads.

Xu Gang looked at the steaming pot, then at his brothers sitting around the table, and couldn't help but feel a strong sense of satisfaction in his heart:

"Everything is good during my time in the army, except that I keep thinking about my brothers.

I remember when I first met Zhuzi, he was not married yet, and we liked him very much, so we would go to his house for dinner every day. "

“Hehehe, it’s not enough to just eat it, I also have to bring it to the old man at home.

Speaking of which, at that time, when we went to Zhuzi's house for dinner, eight out of ten meals were instigated by the old man in the family.

After all, although I was attracted by Zhuzi's craftsmanship, I couldn't bring myself to do it."

Meng Xinglang took a bite of the dish and couldn't help but speak.

Among the old men at that time, the old man in his family was the weakest in health, so he was the most active in organizing a dinner party.

"Well, if you ask me, Zhuzi, you have such a skill, but it's really a waste of your talent to stay in a small place like a steel rolling mill."

Xu Gang slammed the table, suddenly looked at He Yuzhu, and said seriously:

"How about I talk to my dad and arrange for you to be the chef in our cafeteria. The treatment there will definitely be better than that in the steel mill."

Before He Yuzhu opened his mouth, everyone immediately laughed and scolded:

"Get lost, I knew you were holding your fart in."

"My uncle in the Northeast heard what you were thinking."

Meng Xinglang cursed and laughed, and threw the bottle of Arctic Ocean soda in his hand over.

"Hehehe, what do you know? This is called keeping the wealth within the family. It's so good to be in the army."

Xu Gang grabbed the soda, gritted his teeth, lifted the lid, gulped down two gulps and put it down again:

"Not only is the army safe, but I don't have to deal with so many messy people and things. I can live a simple and clear life."

"Yes, it's as simple as the one in the toilet, just a piece of intestine!"

Ding Dang immediately interrupted.

However, his "that" immediately aroused the anger of the crowd, and everyone glared at him and laughed and scolded:

"You're the only one who keeps talking, aren't you? Are you still going to eat?"

"Don't say anything, drink a penalty!"

Zhou Zican and Fang Zisen worked in perfect harmony. One of them took the large wine cup that He Yuzhu had just used to drink as a penalty, and the other took the wine bottle to pour wine.

"Double portion, double penalty, this guy has a foul mouth!"

Huo Kai had just stuffed a mouthful of mutton into his mouth and was waving his arms and cheering at Fang Zisen and Zhou Zican.

Although Ding Dang could drink a lot, he drank six cups of wine from a 2-liang cup at once, and his face turned red immediately.

"I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore, brothers and sisters, I can't take it anymore, I need to go out and relieve myself..."

Ding Dang now felt like her stomach was on fire, and she stood up to leave the box.

"Hahaha, I call you a chatterbox. De'er, go meet your straightforward relative first."

"Hahaha, not bad, not bad, that makes sense."

Everyone laughed and cursed as they watched Ding Dang get up and walk outside. His body began to sway. Huo Kai, who was closest to him, stood up and walked out with him.

Everyone continued to eat, drink and talk freely.

When brothers meet, drinking, eating meat and bragging are natural.

When He Yuzhu returned home, it was dark and his wife had already returned from night school.

Seeing that he reeked of alcohol, she couldn't help but frowned:

"How much did you drink?"

"Wife, I'm happy today. Xu Gang has come home to visit his family and asked everyone to get together."

As He Yuzhu spoke, he hugged his wife, pouted his lips and kissed her on the face.

"Oh, you..."

Lou Xiao'e blushed, and couldn't help pinching He Yuzhu, cursing in a low voice:

"Mom is still here, what are you doing?"

"Hehehe, I kiss my own daughter-in-law, I'm not afraid of anyone else."

He Yuzhu smiled, lowered his head and kissed her again, then turned to look at Lou's mother and asked drunkenly:

"Mom, do you think I'm right?"

Seeing how good the couple's relationship was, Lou's mother couldn't help but laugh:

"Yes, yes, Zhuzi is right."

After saying that, he looked at his daughter again:

"Xiao'e, go get some water and wash Zhuzi so he can go to bed early."

"Oh, I know, Mom."

Lou Xiao'e responded and quickly helped He Yuzhu sit on a chair. She took an enamel basin to the faucet, filled half a basin of water, and brought it in for He Yuzhu to wash.

"Wife, I drank so much today that my heart hurts, my arms hurt, and my whole body hurts."

He Yuzhu half-closed his eyes and mumbled something.

Lou Xiao'e was startled and immediately came over to ask:

"Brother Zhuzi, you feel uncomfortable somewhere, why don't we go to the hospital?"

"No, no, no, I just feel pain all over my body. I can't wash my face. I need my wife to help me wash it."

He Yuzhu's face was red and he was shaking his head like a rattle. He probably didn't know what he was saying.

Lou Xiao'e suddenly laughed out of anger, and her mother, who was worried beside her, couldn't help laughing as well.

The next morning, when He Yuzhu opened his eyes, he felt a headache that was about to explode.

I glanced at my wife next to me, and she was still sleeping with her chubby little face.

However, when my eyes swept across my wife's collarbone, there seemed to be two rows of...teeth marks?

Although the bite didn't look severe, it was indeed a little red.

He Yuzhu was stunned.

Could it be that he drank alcohol last night and acted like an animal, and did that to his wife...

I rubbed my temples vigorously to clear my mind and think carefully about what happened last night.

It seemed like he asked his wife to rub his chest, rub his stomach, and rub it... His wife didn't want to, and then he bit her.

Later, later... his wife cried, shouted, begged for mercy, said a lot of nice things, and even coaxed and deceived him by promising him a lot of benefits before he gave up.

"Forehead……"

He Yuzhu rubbed his temple again. How could he forget the favor his wife promised him?

This……

How could he lose consciousness over such an important matter?

Oh, Heaven and Earth, is there any room for reason here?

He Yuzhu sighed and beat his chest and stamped his feet for a long time before he got up and left the house to wash up.

But I saw that my sister had woken up early and was washing clothes under the faucet.

"Brother, are you up?"

Yu Shui was washing clothes while talking to He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu nodded. His sister had finished the college entrance examination and was waiting to hear the scores. She had been staying at home for the past few days.

"Yushui, let's go to the park this Sunday and relax. It's almost June now, so we can rent a boat and go for a cruise on the lake."

"Well, let's go this week."

When He Yushui heard that she could go out and play, she immediately smiled and narrowed her eyes.

"By the way, Liang Xiaobing didn't bother you again, did he?"

Although He Yuzhu didn't want to mention this matter, since it concerned his own sister after all, he couldn't help but ask.

It was obvious that Wu Xiuwan was not a person who was easy to deal with, and she was afraid that she would instigate Liang Xiaobing to do something again.

When He Yushui heard the name Liang Xiaobing, the smile on his face subconsciously subsided a little, and then he shook his head and said:

"Don't worry, brother. He didn't come to see me."

“Well, also, if his parents come to you and ask for something, don’t agree.

Just say that I did it all and you can’t do it.”

He Yuzhu felt that given the smartness of Liang Xiaobing's parents, they would definitely come to find Yu Shui if they hit a wall on his side.

After all, it involves their son's place in night school, a big matter concerning his future, and they will not let it go as long as there is a little hope.

He Yushui smiled bitterly and told the story of yesterday without hiding anything:

"I ran into his parents when I was walking down the street yesterday. They wanted me to ask my aunt not to expel Liang Xiaobing from school."

He Yuzhu's eyes flashed, and he asked in a deep voice: "What do you say?"

He Yushui smiled and said, "What can I say? Liang Xiaobing and I have already broken up, so why should I take on this matter?

Besides, like you said, even if I really go to beg my aunt, she will probably be so angry that she will die."

He Yuzhu felt relieved when he heard his sister say this:

"It's okay, I'm not a love-brained person."

"what?"

He Yushui didn't hear clearly what he said, He Yuzhu smiled and waved his hand:

"It's okay, what do you want to eat this morning?"

He Yushui thought about it carefully, and said with a smile: "I want to eat flower rolls, stir-fried shredded potatoes, and green vegetable dumpling soup."

"Okay, I'll go steam the flower rolls, and you go to the street corner to buy some braised meat."