Siheyuan: I am stupid, I don't want to be a bootlicker

"Hey, Uncle Er, this person has different ideas from others. When Aunt Er was being missed by others, you must have thought it was nothing.

After all, when it comes to love, you are more than qualified to be the boss in this yard.

But you can't expect Zhuzi to be like you, with his wife being remembered by others and still smiling and greeting people, right?"

When the second uncle heard what Xu Damao said, he immediately got angry again. He glared and was about to scold Xu Damao, but he heard He Yuzhu say:

"Uncle, there is something I have always wanted to say to Aunt, but I am usually busy and don't have much chance.

Since you are sitting here today, please help me pass on a message to her:

If you want to live a decent life, you must have some green on your head.

Let her relax. Since she can't capture the master's heart, she can capture the master's money and live as freely and carefree as she wants."

As soon as He Yuzhu finished speaking, the first and third uncles smiled, and Xu Damao even clapped his hands on the table and laughed.

Even Zhang Wen, the second uncle's "helper", couldn't help but smile and narrowed his eyes.

But he soon realized that he shouldn't laugh, so he picked up a peanut and put it in his mouth to chew.

"Si Zhu'er, you..."

The second uncle immediately got angry and asked what "If you want to live, you must have something green on your head" meant?

Could it be that he wants his wife to find another one outside?

This, what does this look like?

When this is mentioned, Uncle Er couldn't help but recall the time when he and Aunt Er were in the "divorce cooling-off period" and the deaf old lady took Aunt Er to a blind date.

Later, he secretly went to see the man.

Hey, although he is not young anymore, I can see that he must have been a gigolo when he was young, but his work is not as good as mine.

"Hey? Uncle, why are you in such a hurry? Isn't this good enough?

You like to fall in love, but doesn’t Second Aunt have the right to live her own life?

You just said that we should maintain harmony among neighbors. As the second uncle in the yard, you should set an example and be a role model for us younger generations.

First of all, you have to maintain family harmony and a loving father and filial son, only then can you be the second uncle.

Secondly, you must maintain your dignity as the second uncle. You must not get angry, lose your temper, or curse at others!"

He Yuzhu looked at the second uncle's furious face with a smile, and suddenly understood why so many people liked moral kidnapping.

This feeling is so refreshing!

"Silly Zhuer..."

The second uncle was "kidnapped" and couldn't speak. His fat face turned red like a cooked shrimp.

She stared at He Yuzhu with her two big eyes, her chest rising and falling. If she were a woman, she would be quite interesting.

"Second Uncle, what's wrong? Am I wrong?"

He Yuzhu looked at the second uncle with a confused look on his face. For the first time, he felt that his acting skills were pretty good.

"you……"

The second uncle's eyes turned red with anger, as if he was about to stand up and hit someone at the next moment.

However, Xu Damao was not a good man. He sat opposite the second uncle and said with a smile:

"If you ask me, Second Master, please stop shaking. After all, you are not Qin Huairu, and you don't have that much flesh on your chest. It's not worth looking at from top to bottom.

To be honest, it feels a bit irritating to the eyes after a long time! "

As soon as Xu Damao said this, a peanut that Zhang Wen had chewed with great difficulty came out with a "poof" sound.

The crushed peanuts, along with his alcohol-smelling saliva, landed precisely on the second uncle's face.

He Yuzhu was very curious about this. They were sitting next to each other, so how did Zhang Wen do it?

"Hey, Uncle, Uncle, are you okay?"

Zhang Wen saw that he had made a mistake, so he quickly took out a handkerchief from his trouser pocket and hurriedly wiped the second uncle's face.

"Go, go, go..."

The second uncle had a gloomy face. He pulled away Zhang Wen's handkerchief with both hands, got up from the kang and left.

Upon seeing this, Zhang Wen smiled embarrassedly at the people at the table, quickly got off the kang, put on his shoes, and chased after the second uncle out.

"Okay, it's getting late, so I won't keep you here today."

As Yi Zhonghai spoke, he moved his body and prepared to stand up.

When He Yuzhu and the other two heard this, they also stood up and went back, and soon the room was empty.

The uncle sent He Yuzhu and the other two out the door, and when he returned, the aunt had already started to clean up the kang table.

As she was packing, she asked in a low voice:

"Old Yi, what do you think Old Liu meant by that today? Why is he always speaking in favor of Zhang Wen?"

When Yi Zhonghai heard his wife ask this, he couldn't help but shook his head:

"Old Liu is a person who loves to show off and puts on airs. He doesn't want to speak up for Zhang Wen today, he just wants to show off in front of everyone.

Zhang Wen saw this point in him, so he called Lao Liu over, hoping to get him to cause trouble.

Old Liu, you look smart, but you are actually very confused! "

The aunt took all the dishes off the table, wiped it clean with a rag, and asked:

"Old Yi, do you think Zhang Wen really doesn't know about Xiaojun's situation?"

When Yi Zhonghai heard the aunt ask this, he couldn't help but sigh:

"In my opinion, he must have known about it, and it is even possible that his wife did it herself. An Xiushan was just taking the blame for the couple.

Anyway, the person has already been imprisoned and has been defined as a bad element, so one more charge or one less charge doesn’t matter.”

"Then, then this..."

The auntie suddenly became anxious. Zhang Wen's wife would sometimes come to visit their home. If she really had bad intentions, then...

“Don’t worry, the soldier leader from the Municipal Bureau and the factory security department are paying attention to this matter, and they dare not act rashly.

I guess Zhang Wen and his family won’t be able to stay in this yard for much longer.

Besides, Xu Damao and Zhuzi will definitely not let this go once they know about this, so we just need to be careful and wait and see. "

He Yuzhu returned home and saw that his son Xiao Jiji was not there, so he asked:

"Wife, is mom taking little Jiji for a walk again?"

As the little guy grew older, he gradually couldn't stay in the house and often cried and wanted to go outside to play.

In addition, after lunch, everyone had nothing to do, so Lou's mother often took little Jiji for a stroll in the alley.

"Hey, Mom went out with the old lady."

Lou Xiao'e looked up and responded, then lowered her head to look at the book in her hand.

He Yuzhu glanced at it casually and saw that it was a translated foreign classic. He couldn't help but sigh that his wife was really knowledgeable.

"Hey, this old lady is really something, the older people get, the less flexible their legs and feet become.

She is getting better and better. I think she won't even need a cane when she goes out after the New Year."

Lou Xiao'e couldn't help laughing when she heard this:

"Hey, isn't this the good of the grandson to be filial? If she eats delicious food and drinks spicy drinks every day, how can the old lady not be in good health?"

He Yuzhu couldn't help laughing after hearing this.

However, he soon thought of what Zhang Wen had confessed at the uncle's house just now, and smiled as he walked over to his wife, sat down, and asked:

"Wife, aren't you curious about what the old man said when he invited us to dinner today?"

Lou Xiao'e was not curious about this matter at first, but when she heard her man ask this, she couldn't help but become curious:

"What did you say?"

He Yuzhu then recounted in detail what happened at the uncle's house.

When Lou Xiao'e heard that Zhang Wen wanted to deal with her brother Zhuzi because she was pretty, she couldn't help but blush, threw down the book in her hand, and waved her hands:

"Brother Zhuzi, believe me, there is really nothing between Zhang Wen and me. We don't talk much even when we meet normally.

I, I really didn't know he had such thoughts!

Besides, he's married, and I...I didn't think about it that much at all."

He Yuzhu saw that his wife had misunderstood, so he smiled and grabbed her hands, and comforted her softly:

"Wife, you are pretty and well-educated. Someone likes you, which proves that my vision is not wrong."

When Lou Xiao'e heard her man say this, her face couldn't help but turn even redder.

However, He Yuzhu soon said seriously:

"Wife, I won't believe Zhang Wen and his wife's unawareness of Xiaojun and Xu Damao's affair, even if you kill me.

Talk to mom and ask her to have less contact with their family in the future and try not to have any association with them.

They can even do something to a child like Xiaojun, who knows what they can do!"

When Lou Xiao'e heard this, her face turned pale.

The uncle has a little Jun in his family, and they also have a little Jiji in their family!

"Hey, I understand. I will definitely talk to mom about this."

He Yuzhu saw that his wife was frightened and was about to say a few words to comfort her when he heard someone talking at the door:

"Zhu Zi, is Zhu Zi at home?"

He Yuzhu turned his head and looked outside through the glass window, and saw Jia Zhangshi standing at the door with a stick and calling him.

He Yuzhu was a little surprised. From the time he traveled through time until now, Jia Zhang had never entered his house.

After Qin Huairu was captured, Jia Zhangshi was so shocked when she saw him that her face was not a face and her nose was not a nose.

He Yuzhu believed that if he could defeat Jia Zhang, she would have attacked him long ago.

You know, although Jia Zhang is old, her fighting ability is not bad at all. He doesn’t know about others, but the second uncle and the third uncle have both suffered from her "Nine Yin White Bone Claw".

In addition, her "summoning the dead" spell is unique in the entire courtyard. Many young wives and old women in the courtyard have been defeated by this spell of hers.

However, He Yuzhu still got up and opened the door, letting Jia Zhang and Bang Geng in.

"Uncle He, Aunt Lou."

Banggeng greeted He Yuzhu very politely.

"Hey, here comes Bang Geng."

He Yuzhu nodded in response, looked up at Jia Zhangshi, waiting for him to speak.

To be honest, he didn't have the slightest good feeling towards this old hag, and he would never forget the dirty trick she and Qin Huairu played on him, which ruined his wedding night.

Although Jia Zhangshi was thick-skinned, she still felt uncomfortable with He Yuzhu's piercing gaze. She laughed dryly and said:

"Zhu Zi, Xiao E, they are all at home."

He Yu: I’ll give you a big eye roll!

Lou Xiao'e nodded and responded:

"Hey, Aunt Jia, please sit down and talk."

After Jia Zhang came down the stairs, the smile on her face suddenly became friendly. She sat down on the armchair behind the coffee table without any hesitation.

She first took out a big unity banknote from her trouser pocket and slapped it on the coffee table, then raised her head to look at He Yuzhu, the show-off intention between her brows couldn't be more obvious.

He Yuzhu probably guessed Jia Zhang's intention and knew that this must be Qin Huairu's idea to her mother-in-law behind the scenes.

"Oh, Aunt Jia, you are so generous today!"

When Jia Zhang heard what He Yuzhu said, her expression became even more proud and she became even more excited:

"Of course not. When our Jia family married a daughter-in-law, we only gave a five-dollar gift. This is a big unity."