Siheyuan: I am stupid, I don't want to be a bootlicker

Who would have thought that Qin Huairu looked at the second uncle with a sullen face and said word by word:

"Second Uncle, I was a bit of a jerk in the past and did some stupid things.

However, ever since I went to prison and received education and reform, I have decided to mend my ways and start a new life.

So please don't bother me anymore."

When everyone in the yard heard Qin Huairu's words, they looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

When the second uncle heard what Qin Huairu said, his face immediately turned dark.

Eh!

As expected, you still have to rely on yourself for everything!

He coughed, straightened up, and tried to make himself look more dignified:

"Huai Ru, Aunt Jia, I think you have misunderstood.

I really didn't mean anything else. I just saw Huairu going out early and coming back late every day these days, and I was worried that something might have happened to her.

So, I came here specifically to ask, thinking that if I encountered any difficulties, I could help.

After all, we are all neighbors, and we should help each other.”

"Pooh!"

Jia Zhang uttered another mouthful of thick phlegm:

"If you're kind enough to do this in the future, just come and ask me. I'm still the one making the decisions in our family!"

PS: Today is Sunday, the mythical beasts are back, so it’s a bit chaotic, so the update is a little late, I’m very sorry!

Everyone in the yard watched the excitement and then dispersed.

He Yuzhu also returned home with his son. After his wife had packed up, the two went out together.

It was still the same old routine: he would first send his wife to night school and then stroll around the streets.

The weather is getting hotter and the days are getting longer, but there are still quite a few people on the streets.

He Yuzhu had not gone far on his bicycle when he heard a shrill scream on the street:

"Robbery, someone robbed!"

He Yuzhu looked in the direction of the voice and saw that the person shouting was a middle-aged woman who looked to be in her forties.

At this moment, because her bag was snatched away, she was standing on the street at a loss, looking around blankly.

"Wait here."

He Yuzhu rode his bicycle past the middle-aged woman, left a word behind her, and then chased after the young man who was running with his head down in front of him.

I have to say, although they both have pairs of legs, the one that uses legs can never outrun the one that uses wheels.

In less than three minutes, He Yuzhu's bicycle passed by the young man and he kicked him to the ground.

Almost at the same time, two patrolmen turned out from the alley ahead and ran towards this side, panting.

Seeing that the captain had caught the guy, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.

When passers-by on the street saw this, they stopped and gathered around to watch the fun.

He Yuzhu parked his bicycle, walked up to the young man, squatted down, and raised his hand to pat him.

Then, the young man who was lying on the ground holding his stomach and not moving suddenly had a shining dagger in his hand.

He stretched his arm forward and stabbed the dagger at He Yuzhu's neck.

"Ouch, be careful."

When the onlookers saw real knives being used, they were frightened and stepped back.

However, there were a few brave ones who surrounded the young man and rushed towards him.

He Yuzhu chuckled, and seeing the knife about to stab his neck, he reached out and grabbed the young man's wrist:

"Hey, this guy is quite capable, he actually dares to use a knife?

You even pretended to be dead and launched a sneak attack. You have some brains!"

The young man tried hard to break free from He Yuzhu's control, but he felt as if his wrist was clamped by a pair of iron pliers and he couldn't get free.

"Okay, you're still young, you need to practice the skills you have at hand."

As He Yuzhu was speaking, he stood up and pulled the young man up from the ground.

The middle-aged men who rushed over saw that He Yuzhu was not injured, and smiles appeared on their tense faces again.

"Thank you guys, guys."

He Yuzhu smiled and nodded to everyone, and the two patrol members who had just run over also breathed a sigh of relief.

He came over, took the young man from He Yuzhu, and took him to the police station.

He Yuzhu got on his bike again and continued to stroll on the street.

However, as it got darker, there were fewer and fewer people on the street.

He Yuzhu didn't encounter any more problems. Seeing that the time was almost up, he went to the night school to pick up his wife.

On the way home, Lou Xiao'e put her arm around He Yuzhu's waist and talked to him about night school.

Over the past year or so, Lou Xiao'e has changed a lot, and He Yuzhu can't put his finger on why.

In his own words, his wife's mental outlook has changed.

Halfway through the journey, Lou Xiao'e somehow thought of Qin Huairu again:

"Brother Zhuzi, what do you think happened to Qin Huairu today?

According to her previous personality, even if she didn't do that to the Second Master, she wouldn't have embarrassed him, right?"

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "I guess he has a big money sponsor outside and doesn't care about the eggs that Second Master has."

Qin Huairu smiled and said, "If you were to ask who in this courtyard knows Qin Huairu best, I think it would be you."

"Wife, can I understand that you are jealous?"

He Yuzhu said with a grin.

However, as usual, I subconsciously tightened the flesh around my waist.

Sure enough, the daughter-in-law's "two-finger magic" came into play.

"It hurts, it hurts, my wife, please be gentle, it's against the law to murder your husband these days."

He Yuzhu said this with a grin, until he felt the hand pinching his waist relax, his expression returned to normal.

"Brother Zhuzi..."

Lou Xiao'e opened her mouth and was about to say something when she heard a "click" and the bicycle braked suddenly.

If she hadn't been holding He Yuzhu's waist, she would have probably fallen down.

"Brother Zhuzi..."

Lou Xiao'e was startled and was about to ask what happened when she heard a voice in front of her say:

"Hey, man, I'm really sorry. We're short of money recently. Since you have a wife and a bicycle, can you lend us some money?"

The person who spoke was a boy of about sixteen or seventeen, with a buzz cut and a fierce look on his face.

However, in He Yuzhu's opinion, no matter how fierce he looks, he cannot hide the immaturity on his face.

Such children are at the age of middle school.

"Hey, this is the first time in my life that someone has asked me to borrow money.

Do you know who I am? "

This was the first time He Yuzhu had been robbed in his two lifetimes.

You know what, it’s quite fresh.

"Pooh!"

The middle school boy with a crew cut spat on the ground and glared at He Yuzhu:

"I don't care who you are, we are here to borrow money from you.

Are you going to lend it or not?"

Lou Xiao'e's face turned pale, she clutched He Yuzhu's arm tightly, and her whole body was shaking.

Although her father was a businessman from the old society, he really protected her very well.

He Yuzhu stretched out his hand and held his wife in his arms, and asked with a smile:

"How much money do you want to borrow?"

When the middle school student saw that He Yuzhu was still holding his wife in his arms, his eyes immediately turned red:

"Fuck, what do you mean? Are you making fun of us guys for not having wives?"

"Cough cough."

He Yuzhu was choked by a mouthful of saliva, coughed twice, and waited for his breathing to stabilize before saying:

“I didn’t mean that, it was mainly because my wife was frightened.

Tell me, how much do you want? We need to go home early!"

The middle school student glanced at He Yuzhu and saw that he was sincere. Then he looked at the woman in his arms. Her face was not good. She was indeed frightened. Then he said:

"Your bicycle is worth quite a bit of money, so we'll borrow 200 from you.

If you don’t have that much cash, you can just use your bicycle as collateral.”

He Yuzhu nodded:

"We can discuss this. First, tell me your name and where you live."

"Grass (Jin represents a plant), are you checking the household registration? Why are you asking so many questions?

Take the money! "

The middle school student got angry, touched his trouser pocket, took out half a brick and glared at He Yuzhu.

That look seemed to be saying: If you dare to talk nonsense again, I'll hit you!

He Yuzhu laughed again:

"Do you know who I am?"

The middle school student became even angrier, raised the brick in his hand, and stared at He Yuzhu:

"I don't care who you are, two hundred bucks, do you want to take it or not?

If you dare not take it, do you believe I will open the bucket for you first? "

The smile on He Yuzhu's face deepened:

"My name is He Yuzhu, have you heard of me?"

"He Yuzhu?"

The middle school student looked at He Yuzhu with some doubt, shaking his head like a rattle:

"I haven't heard of it. I don't know who it is."

After saying this, the middle school youth's face showed a little more impatience:

"Hurry up, no matter who you are, you've got the two hundred dollars today."

He Yuzhu still looked at him with a smile without saying anything.

The middle school student was furious, staring at He Yuzhu with eyes that were about to pop out of their sockets:

"Hey, you old fool, what's the matter, you look down on me..."

Halfway through his words, he suddenly felt someone pulling him from behind.

He turned around and saw that it was Liu Zi who came with him. He immediately frowned with some dissatisfaction: