[Okay! Now we see the captain of the Tenth Spirit Team rushing towards the enemy alone! Explosive steps and explosive punches, a domineering combo! He is unstoppable as if he were a god from heaven! ]

[The opponent is finished! An agile monk was brought close to such a heavy-armored warrior... The captain of the Tenth Divine Spirit Team made a move! It was the Zen Enlightenment Dragon Slayer Fist! His head flew off! His head flew off! Eh? Eh? ? ? ]

Zhao Hei finished shouting, and then he was stunned.

Wait, where is the head of the captain of Team Ten of the Divine Spirits?

This development seems to be completely the opposite!

[Although they were in a very unfavorable situation, the Tenth Divine Team was not discouraged at all! They remained calm in the face of danger and immediately adjusted their tactics to launch a desperate counterattack! Well, now we see...]

I saw another strength monk from the Divine Team lying on the ground, looking for his head.

The broadcast room suddenly fell into an eerie silence. Zhao Hei and Zhao Bai were both stunned as they watched everything happening on the screen.

…How do we explain this cute thing? !

Are the seven worldly sages crazy enough to release such a video that undermines their own morale, and even designate it as a highlight collection!

In this dead silence, Zhao Hei and Zhao Bai smiled awkwardly, watching the members of the Divine Team 10 start to look for their heads on the ground one by one.

When the video ended, Zhao Hei impatiently threw the crystal aside and stammered: [You played...well! Great! Okay, let's move on to the next game.]

[This match is between Zhan Huang 9th Team and... well, the Windpipe Team.] Zhao Hei looked at the mark on the crystal in disbelief.

Zhao Bai quickly took over the commentary work and said excitedly: [It doesn't matter. Although this year's bagpipe team is a bit unexpected, the strength of Zhanhuang 9th team is obvious to all... Don't worry, this is definitely not a jinx. We don't have jinx commentary in Shenzhou! So, now, start playing! ]

[Swoosh! Bang! Boom! Boom——]

A few minutes later, the referee announced the victory of the Bagpipe Team with a look of as if he had eaten shit.

Zhao Hei and Zhao Bai swore that this must be the most heart-wrenching highlight show in thousands of years.

Fortunately, that’s the end of it…right? ? ?

[The third match! Team Tianmen Eight vs. Wind...Bagpipe Team...]

(╯°Д°)╯ ┻━┻

You want me to explain the banana stick hammer!

(2/2 This is to make up for yesterday's update.)

32. A Grand Slam

The mental breakdown of the commentator on the screen did not affect Mu Shuang. On the contrary, she was staring at the graceful figure holding a sword in the picture.

"It's Junior Sister! It's really Junior Sister!"

"Haha, Junior Sister is so cool!"

"I'm going to tell the other peaks that from today on, they are only allowed to like the Bagpipe Squad! The Bagpipe Squad is the best in the world!"

"The Bagpipe Squad is the best in the world!"

Perhaps it was because they loved Jiang Ke'er so much that the monks of Taiming Sect treated the bagpipe team that Jiang Ke'er belonged to as their own family members.

A group of young ladies from Lingyin Valley rushed to the other six peaks on their swords to inform them. They were reluctant to put down the crystal even on the way and continued to stare at the picture in the crystal intently.

However, when they arrived at other peaks, they realized that their action of running to inform was completely unnecessary.

"Ohhhhh the Bagpipe Squad is awesome! Junior Sister is awesome!!!"

The monks from Qingjin Peak took off their shirts, covered their bodies with oil paint, and were already running around the mountain shouting and holding wine bottles high.

"Carnival! To celebrate Junior Sister's four consecutive highlights, we won't go home until we're drunk tonight!"

Just then, sound appeared in the broadcast screen.

[The fifth match, the sixth place in this highlight reel, Lingxiao Team 3 vs....Bangpipe...Team...]

So it wasn't four highlights, it was five.

The highest record in history was set by Team Zhanhuang, which appeared in three highlights in one month.

And the Bagpipe Squad has boarded five times.

The commentator Zhao Bai's head was completely buzzing. He played the video numbly, looking at the scenes in the video, and completely forgot about the commentary.

Zhao Hei suddenly slammed the table and shouted angrily: [If you dare, you can hit the slam! If you dare, you can hit all ten in a row! ]

[Sixth match, fourth place in this highlight reel… Taikoo Team 5 vs… Bagpipe Team…]

There was another round of earth-shaking cheers from Qingjin Peak, which could be heard from other peaks far away, and the same sound was heard from other peaks as well.

It seems like the New Year has come early.

Mu Shuang squatted on the roof of Qingjin Peak with her blood boiling, and continued to watch the video with the sweaty Qingjin Peak disciples around her.

[Seventh match... Team Zhanhuang 7 versus Team Fengpipe...]

At this time, every extra word read out was like a torture like slow slicing for the commentator Zhao Hei.

Are the seven worldly sages in charge of the selection sick? They actually gave a team of trash demons that were used to deliver food every year seven highlights!

What's going on? Did you fall for Si Lian's seduction?

The production team over there has been running to find the seven venerables to confirm the authenticity of this video, but they have not been able to get in touch with them yet.

What is a transcendental sage? It means someone who practices in the deep mountains and forests, is isolated from the world, doesn't care about worldly affairs, and has no signal from the communication crystal.

It takes some effort to contact them.

However, before the show started, they had made so many confident promises and boasted about the authority of the results. Now they were suddenly embarrassed and wanted to slap themselves in the face a hundred times.

Why do you talk so much when you have nothing to do?

[Show 8…]

As expected, it was another wonderful operation by the Bagpipe Team.

To be fair, this operation is indeed brilliant.

But no matter how wonderful it is, it cannot be released!

As a program organized by the human race and for human cultivators, what's the point of showing a few scenes of demons killing everyone?

Stab your own family in the chest?

This is totally politically incorrect!

[Ninth scene…]

[The tenth game…]

"Grand Slam! It's an unprecedented Grand Slam!" The Taiming Sect was in an uproar.

For others, it was probably one of the biggest scandals of the year.

There is no doubt that this year is the darkest year for the human race.

First, in the beginner realm, Wanrenzhou's sword cultivators were beaten by a small monster that suddenly appeared, causing the reputation of the entire human race's sword cultivator group to be severely damaged.

Then the demons used some unknown method to attack the immortal world! As a result, the immortals fell and the immortal gate collapsed. The cracked chrysanthemums in the sky have not closed yet, and from time to time, you can see immortals passing by with their faces covered!

The immortal suddenly lost face.

Now this group of evildoers has set their sights on the Shenzhou Cup.

Won the Grand Slam of Shenzhou Cup Highlights for a month. Fortunately, it was only one month, not a year, and the name of the best monk of the month has not yet been announced.

Zhao Hei calmed himself down and took long breaths.

After a long time, he tremblingly picked up the card with the words "Best Monk" written on it.

[This month’s best monk is…]

He lifted the cover on the card.

Then he covered his face with a snap.

[Bagpipe Squad——Jiang Qingyi. 】

After saying that, he threw away the card and walked away angrily.

Zhao Bai quickly took over the explanation work and tried to smooth things over: [Congratulations to Jiang Qingyi for winning the Best Cultivator of the Month... Wait! ]

[I'm sure everyone is just like me, curious about this month's miraculous selection process! ] Zhao Bai suddenly perked up, with a look of great joy and relief on his face: [We have contacted the seven venerables who have come out of the world! Now let's connect live! ]

The audience was more than just curious, they simply wanted to scold the judges to death!

But we finally got in touch with the judges, so they could change their words temporarily and explain clearly that the places had been swapped.

When all the truth comes out, not only will the reputation of the Shenzhou Cup be restored, but that team will also be sanctioned for cheating to interfere with the selection results!

Thinking of this, Zhao Bai's mood suddenly improved, and he even admired the manipulator behind all this.

Perhaps, this series of operations were definitely the result of self-directed performance by the seven judges above. They deliberately put the bagpipe band in and allowed it to be broadcast, disguising it as a broadcast accident.

In this way, there is a legitimate reason to frame the Bagpipe Squad and kick them out!

high! It’s really high!

[We are fortunate to have received a personal response from the worldly sage, Senior Mingyun.]

Zhao Bai raised his hand and the screen suddenly split into two parts. From the other half of the screen, the figure of a white-haired old man with a Taoist appearance appeared.

Venerable Mingyun stroked his beard and smiled, his whole body exuding the extraordinary demeanor of a hermit.

[Senior, may I ask what do you think about the bagpipe team winning the monthly top ten grand slam and the bagpipe team member Jiang Qingyi winning the monthly best monk? Why did you and the seniors make such a choice and create an unprecedented grand slam miracle? ]

Zhao Bai asked the question with trepidation in his heart and looked at Venerable Mingyun nervously, fearing that he would get an unexpected answer.

[What? Monthly Grand Slam?]

Fortunately, just as Zhao Bai expected, Venerable Mingyun could no longer remain calm and his face changed drastically.

[It was sent to the wrong place. It must have been sent to the wrong place! ] Venerable Mingyun said in annoyance.

[Who dares to be so bold as to change the results of the Shenzhou Cup? ] Zhao Bai deliberately made an expression of disbelief and said indignantly.

[No, I got it mixed up.]

Venerable Mingyun shook his head: [I mixed up the monthly selection with the annual selection.]

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33. Try to grow up

[Hahaha, I knew it must be a mistake!] Zhao Bai laughed wildly for a long time in relief before he suddenly realized that something seemed to be wrong.

Wait, got monthly and yearly mixed up?

Doesn't that mean...

The joy on Zhao Bai's face gradually turned into horror.

[No choice, so I have to announce it in advance. It was supposed to be announced tomorrow.] Venerable Mingyun sighed with regret and said, [This year's top ten wonderful operations all belong to the bagpipe team. This year's best monk of the year is Jiang Qingyi, a member of the bagpipe team. The above is the result reached unanimously by the entire judging panel who swore to Daoxin to be fair.]

[Wait...but...] Zhao Bai became anxious.

[No buts, the above are the results of this year's selection, this is fair. ]

After saying this, Venerable Mingyun hung up the phone in a haughty manner.

After the communication was interrupted, Venerable Mingyun wiped off the makeup on his face, revealing his originally fair and delicate skin.

Qiao Xiaoxian kicked Venerable Mingyun who was standing at her feet, then sprinkled corpse powder on him and walked away.

Assassinating the emperor is an extremely difficult task. She did not dare to act rashly. It was a good opportunity for her to practice with these so-called judges hiding in the deep mountains and forests.

Just consider it as a New Year's gift to you, Jiang Keer.

On the other hand, Zhao Bai naturally didn’t know that Venerable Mingyun was disguised as Qiao Xiaoxian.

He now deeply regretted contacting Venerable Mingyun, and even regretted entering the commentary industry.

It would be better not to contact them. It was originally just the top ten of the month, but now it has turned into the annual grand slam.

This is already the biggest own goal and broadcast accident in the history of the Shenzhou Cup.

[Then... congratulations to the Bagpipe Squad and Jiang Qingyi. ]

After saying that, Zhao Bai covered his face in despair and ended the live broadcast, leaving behind only a weak sigh.

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