The spotlights converge on one point, the camera clicks to focus, and all the special effects are turned on!
Just when the music and atmosphere around them were all reaching a climax, those people calmly took off their hoods, dusted off the eggshells on their bodies, revealing a few faces of passers-by whose identities were completely unknown.
One of the uncles had a bald spot on his head. He picked his nose and spoke with dead eyes.
"Sorry, we went the wrong way. Where is the exit?"
"..."
The host and all the organizing staff were furious.
Big brother, who are you?
Did you go the wrong way? How thick-skinned are you to go the wrong way?
"Sorry, there was a sword jam on the road and I'm late," said Shanshan, a member of the Bagpipe Squad, who arrived late and climbed onto the stage with an unapologetic and calm expression on her face.
The host choked.
Most teams will receive an invitation letter from the organizer of the celebration before it begins, which will clearly state their schedule and they may even have to attend rehearsals.
But the bagpipe band was a special case. The organizers of the celebration hoped that they would not come, so they naturally did not make any careful arrangements. They just gave them a schedule and did not mention anything else.
There was no special pick-up or drop-off, no rehearsal, and even the schedule was vague. It only stated that they were to walk in from the east gate at xx:00 on xx day to receive the award. It was obvious that there was no role arranged for the bagpipe team at all.
As long as their IQ is normal, the Bagpipe Squad will be smart and follow the planning system to avoid any incidents and anger the organizers of the competition...
Unfortunately, these guys don't play by the rules.
The host tried to force out an awkward smile: "As expected, he is the most anticipated dark horse this year... Indeed, he is not different from the others."
Although he was already furious, the host had to smooth things over and force the opening ceremony to go on, after all, the whole world was watching.
If there are any problems, we will settle the score later!
You guys want to be safe after offending the organizers of the competition? Naive! You have no idea how irrational your behavior is!
The ceremony continues -
One after another, a total of 128 teams that advanced to the semi-finals all took to the stage.
However, apart from the two aloof veteran powerhouses, Team Zhanhuang 1 and Team Shenling 1, the remaining 125 teams seemed to be united.
All the criticisms were directed at those discordant figures.
"Long time no see," the captain of the Blazing Flame team looked at Jiang Ke'er and sneered, "You guys are lucky to have made it to the semi-finals... Unfortunately, you won't be able to jump around for much longer. You won't have the chance to be clever here."
Jiang Keer raised her eyebrows slightly: "It's not too late for you to press the regret button now."
"Don't think you're that powerful just because you killed Cao Zhen," the Blazing Flame team captain said with a scornful smile, "Cao Zhen is just an insignificant member of the Blazing Flame team. The last time you were able to survive the Dijiang Trial by luck it was only because we were eliminated in the first round."
"You should be glad that you're out," Jiang Ke'er sighed, "To be honest, I don't like killing people. I feel sick when I see blood... but you guys always have to do it."
"Heh." The captain of the Blazing Flame Team sneered and said no more, but his whole body was filled with murderous intent.
The stone platform was filled with murderous intent, and various Dharma powers were hesitant and ready to move, as if they could not wait to wipe out all the evildoers of the Bagpipe Squad here.
"Now, let us congratulate the members of the annual best team - the bagpipe team - for coming on stage to receive their awards!"
This statement further fueled the anger of the rest of the team.
Faced with the suffocating murderous intent, the members of the Bagpipe Squad simply smiled proudly and raised their chins, not trying to hide their arrogance in the slightest.
The more you look at that look, the more infuriating it becomes, and the person who hates it feels itchy all over.
[Obtained 5000 villain points from xx. ]
Standing on the podium, looking down at the rest of the team who were a head shorter than me.
"laugh--"
The members of the bagpipe band suddenly looked at each other and snorted contemptuously at the same time.
The sarcasm is too much to express in words.
"Cough," the host quickly coughed to break the awkward atmosphere.
"In this moment of celebration, please express your gratitude for winning the award~"
The host nervously handed over the microphone, which is a routine for every award ceremony.
In fact, he had already prepared himself to break the convention. After all, the members of the Bagpipe Band were obviously ready to cause trouble, and it would be too stupid to hand the microphone to them.
However, for some reason, his superiors insisted that he hand over the microphone and complete this step.
Now he just hopes that the members of the Bagpipe Band can be more restrained and not cause any more trouble.
He really couldn't bear it anymore.
But I think it is impossible for the members of the Bagpipe Squad to do anything excessive again... There is no benefit for them to make enemies everywhere. Now they have offended most of the people they can and cannot offend. If they continue like this, they really don’t want to live a good life.
Under the host's worried gaze, Jiang Keer took the microphone.
She looked around, then cleared her throat and spoke slowly and clearly:
"Excuse me, everyone here is garbage."
(1/1)
(I swallowed two chapters... I will make up for it, I will make up for it, it’s on the way...)
59. Zhang Yang
"presumptuous!"
"Little demon, what qualifications do you have to stand here and speak so arrogantly?!"
The sentiment is indignant.
There have been some arrogant contestants in the past, but Jiang Keer is definitely the first one to be as arrogant as her.
In this world of cultivating immortals, which one doesn't understand that making money quietly and keeping a low profile is the highest rule to survive and become an immortal? Especially now that they are in the enemy's territory, fighting in an environment surrounded by powerful enemies.
But they are as honest as fools.
Jiang Ke'er naturally knew all this. Her arrogance and conceit would eventually make her a stepping stone for the protagonist...but she just couldn't control her desire to mock him.
Offended the organizer? It didn't matter. Regardless of whether he offended her or not, she would be targeted. From the moment Ye Zun personally came on stage to commit murder, Jiang Ke'er had seen through the nature of the so-called organizer.
Offended the audience? It didn't matter, since these human audiences didn't like them anyway. Although the rotten eggs and tomatoes didn't fall on the little demons of the Bagpipe Squad, they did fall on the name of the Bagpipe Squad and their identity as a demon.
Now that you've smashed everything, how can you still expect me to be nice to you?
Besides, she told the truth.
She thinks she is weak though.
"But everyone here is real trash." Jiang Ke'er blinked and repeated it amid countless murderous gazes.
Of course, no fighting was allowed during the ceremony. Although everyone was furious at Jiang Ke'er's provocation, Jiang Ke'er did not violate any of the rules of the competition.
Instead of being able to sanction her, the organizers of the competition have to protect her... This is the most infuriating thing.
"You little brat, you don't know how high the heaven is or how deep the earth is!" A venerable who was in charge of the situation turned pale with anger.
"A tree that stands out in the forest will be destroyed by the wind. A fellow who shows off like this won't live long." Another venerable beside him said disdainfully.
"Minions like this usually get trampled to death before the main character even shows up... If God wants to destroy someone, he first makes them swell up, and she has already swelled to the extreme."
"No matter what, being arrogant will not end well."
The insults from the audience and contestants, mixed with the cold words of the calm analysis from the venerables, reached the ears of the little demons in the bagpipe team.
Jiang Ke'er didn't show any restraint, she once again raised the corner of her mouth in contempt, adding fuel to the fire.
"I didn't come here to challenge anyone," Jiang Ke'er looked down at the contestants around her, "I'm not a challenger, I just want to see how trashy the human race here is."
"Not convinced? Prove it to me."
wow——
Staring blankly at Jiang Ke'er, Si Lian felt an unprecedented sense of relief rising from the bottom of her heart.
This arrogant attitude, this excessive speech that does not adhere to any secular etiquette...
It is simply the dream of all the monsters in the world!
I have been groveling for too long and have forgotten how proud and self-respecting I should be when I stand up straight.
Fortunately, there is still a little one who remembers, or rather...she has never been servile.
"I'm done. Now let's give out the awards."
Facing the award presenter who looked like he had eaten shit, Jiang Ke'er neither bowed to thank him nor showed any gratitude on her face.
From beginning to end, there was not a single word of thanks in her acceptance speech, which was extremely inhumane.
She thought that she deserved the award. No matter if there was some dark force behind the award, the award should belong to her. It was the result of her death tens of thousands of times in the system space!
Since I deserve it and have obtained it through my own efforts, then the one I should thank is not others, but myself, as well as the system and the system dummy that have endowed me with all this.
Then there are Si Lian and the members of the Bagpipe Team, and even Qiao Xiaoxian... In any case, they have nothing to do with the organizer of this competition.
The reason why they gave the award to themselves as promised was just to preserve the reputation of the Shenzhou Cup - after all, they openly claim that they welcome all races and do not discriminate against any race.
Jiang Ke'er casually put the prize into her Qiankun bag, took out a few small fried eggs and handed them to her as nutrition, then walked towards the exit with the other members of the bagpipe team in a chic and arrogant manner.
It was as if they had already won the game before it even started.
"So irritating!"
No one in the 125 teams could stand such ridicule. They were so angry that they wanted to rush over and beat up the Bagpipe Squad.
"Don't be impatient. When we get to the competition field, we will kill them all in an open and level manner!" The captain of the Blazing Team sneered, "No one is allowed to lose! If anyone loses, you will always be the shame of the entire Shenzhou!"
"You don't have to tell me. If we lose to them, we won't be able to live on." The captain of the other team spat, "What a bunch of arrogant guys! In return, I will slaughter them!"
"That's right, we must kill them! Let them realize the difference and make them go back to where they belong!"
"Just wait, we will end this battle as easily as chopping melons and vegetables! By then, they will fall as badly as their boasts today!"
All the teams are holding back their energy at this moment. They want to take out all the unhappiness of today on those monsters and make them pay the price!
We also need to make them realize that... some things are destined to be unchangeable, and any aggressive behavior is just bluffing.
*******
"You may face any team in tomorrow's game. The opponent's strength will be several times stronger than what you have experienced in the past. Remember not to underestimate the enemy." Si Lian said solemnly after returning to the station.
"Um……"
The little demons nodded. Jiang Ke'er felt uneasy. She knew that her actions today were a bit excessive and full of hatred. She was afraid that it would cause a lot of trouble for Si Lian.
But the imagined blame did not come.
"Aunt Si Lian, I'm sorry..." Jiang Ke'er lowered her head and clutched the corner of her clothes. There was no trace of the fierceness she had just shown. She looked like a child who had made a mistake. "I think I went a little too far..."
Although the little demons had decided during their prior discussion that they would go on stage with pride, Jiang Keer's behavior had already gone beyond the normal scope of pride.
"No need to apologize, you didn't do anything wrong." Si Lian chuckled and touched Jiang Ke'er's head. "Anyway, we'll die if we lose. From the moment we chose to go on stage, we've already offended everyone in the human race. We don't care about these few rotten fish and shrimps."
Jiang Ke'er stuck out her tongue, appearing unusually well-behaved.
"Besides," Si Lian's eyes were full of longing, "If our strength allows, who wouldn't want to live like this... We have been suppressed for too long, it's time to show off!"
The little demons clenched their fists.
"From now on, there is no need to hold back any strength!"
"Your goal is to kill them all as quickly as possible!"
(1/1)
(I have no confidence in my typing speed, so I dare not promise 1/n... But I will try my best to update one more chapter tonight!)
60. Battle of the Wasteland
Jiang Ke'er could never understand the strange behavior of the organizers of today's competition.
For example, the host obviously shouldn't have handed the microphone to himself, and his face was full of grievance that he didn't want to do that.
unless……
She seemed to understand.
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