"Please be respectful, old lady," Jiang Ke'er raised her head and glared at Qiao Xiaoxian with her nose, "I'm only one and a half years old now, you are committing a crime!"
Qiao Xiaoxian smiled calmly: "It doesn't matter. I've already been sentenced to death. This time won't make a difference."
"grass."
"Ok."
"?! No, wait, that's not what I meant!"
"Tsk..."
*********
This Qiao Xiaoxian is a complete hooligan.
Since getting to know her, Jiang Keer found that she became more and more badass and difficult to deal with.
He could feel a subtle change in Qiao Xiaoxian. She was no longer as gloomy and cold as before. Although she was still cold towards outsiders, she was obviously more shameless when facing him.
It was as if he had let down all his defenses...
Jiang Ke'er was horrified at the thought.
"No, he must be pretending!"
Once again, he denied it without hesitation.
However, when I occasionally feel the changes in Qiao Xiaoxian, I feel an inexplicable sense of joy.
As if he was happy for her.
"No! It must be the contract!"
Deny Erlian.
"Humph!"
Anyway, before the book "The Road to Domination of Qiao Xiaoxian, the Protagonist of Long Aotian" is finished, before I see with my own eyes that Qiao Aotian unifies the entire universe and before I completely lose my usefulness, I will never believe her!
Really good smell? Impossible!
"Hmm? What's that smell? It smells so good!"
Jiang Keer raised her head and sniffed the air.
"The nectar of the cloud bud flower is a specialty of this valley... Eat slowly, eat slowly, don't just grab it with your hands. You haven't washed your hands yet! Forget it, eat it..."
Qiao Xiaoxian didn't know whether to laugh or cry as she watched Jiang Ke'er snatch the nectar. She wolfed it down like a hungry bear.
(1/3)
11. Honey
Jiang Keer fell in love with this nectar.
In the past year or so, she has tried all the common ingredients that are easily available using Chinese cooking methods, which has increased her talents and attributes tremendously.
So whenever I come across a new ingredient that I have never eaten or seen before, I feel very excited.
So she decided to take some more nectar away to make some Western pastries such as cakes.
She spent a whole day in the valley collecting food, looking for beehives everywhere, and turning all the bees' nests upside down.
"Once they transform, they will hunt you down for the rest of your life." Qiao Xiaoxian reminded them in a friendly manner.
"No, I'm not stealing or robbing. This is a normal transaction!" Jiang Ke'er said, sucking the ordinary honey she carried with her into the syringe.
Then she aimed the pointed tip of the syringe at the holes in the honey storage cells of the hive and patiently filled them one by one.
"No matter how good the food is, you will get tired of it if you eat it too much. This valley is full of cloud bud flowers. They may want to change their taste occasionally and try some osmanthus honey or peach honey."
Jiang Keer found a perfect excuse for her honey-stealing behavior.
"I hope so," Qiao Xiaoxian expressed her concern, but considering that she herself was also involved in the honey grabbing operation, she also hoped that the bees could understand Jiang Keer's logic.
The scent of the Yunyaer flower is a peculiar and refreshing one, not as sweet as other flowers, but just right, as if it carries a leisurely temperament of "following the laws of nature, purity and inaction".
This relaxed and comfortable feeling completely hits Jiang Keer's liking, she loves this kind of flower.
"Ah ...
Despite wearing thick protective clothing, Jiang Ke'er was still chased by bees and ran around the valley in panic.
Her body was covered with bees, and there was even a dark cloud of bees following behind her.
"I told you not to stab too many at once..."
Qiao Xiaoxian held his forehead with his hand and could only run over to save the situation.
After all, these bees are the heroes who make honey. Jiang Keer didn't want to just raid someone's house and leave the whole family in good shape... That would be too immoral.
So Qiao Xiaoxian had to open the jar of wine, turn it into a spray and spray it around, using the pungent smell of the wine to drive away the bees.
Jiang Ke'er was running in front, her legs submerged in the waist-deep sea of white Yunyaer flowers.
The breeze blew up light white waves in the sea of flowers. Jiang Ke'er walked through the waves, rolling up the messy petals all over the sky, and the tails full of bees swayed behind her butt.
Qiao Xiaoxian was panting as he chased after him, holding a large wine jar in his arms. He said angrily and amusedly, "Run slower! Wait for me!"
"No! If you stop I'll be wrapped into a ball!"
In the end, he had to use the universal diving method to successfully escape.
In order not to hurt these hardworking bees, Jiang Keer had to take off her protective clothing before jumping into the water, and was stung several times as a result.
"Hahahaha!" Qiao Xiaoxian stood on the shore and laughed loudly at Jiang Ke'er's embarrassed appearance.
Unfortunately, she didn't laugh for long.
"Puff~"
Having lost their target, the angry bees had to shift their target to Qiao Xiaoxian, and even the smell of alcohol could not be dispelled.
Helplessly, Qiao Xiaoxian had to take off her protective suit and jump into the water.
They hid under the water until the bees died down and left.
Then, still with lingering fear, he hurried back to the cabin.
Qiao Xiaoxian looked at the big bump on Jiang Ke'er's face caused by thorns and laughed wildly while holding her stomach.
"What are you laughing at? It's as if you weren't stung." Jiang Ke'er pouted, took out two pliers, handed one to Qiao Xiaoxian, and said, "Stop laughing, hurry up and pull it out... Pull it out on each other."
"You," Qiao Xiaoxian looked at Jiang Ke'er helplessly, "You've killed so many people, why are you still afraid of bees?"
"That's different. The bees didn't bother me, and they made delicious honey," Jiang Ke'er answered seriously, "This is a matter of principle."
Qiao Xiaoxian was slightly startled, and her gaze towards Jiang Keer suddenly became softer.
"A lot of bees still died," Jiang Ke'er looked at the stingers on her body and sighed, "Maybe they will become pillars of the demon clan after they transform."
"Don't worry, bees here won't die if they lose their stingers. The lost stingers will grow back."
"Really?" Jiang Ke'er finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Then she laughed and pointed at Qiao Xiaoxian's face: "You look so stupid now!"
"...You've been stabbed three times as much as I have, and you still have the nerve to say that."
In short, in a strange atmosphere of joy, Jiang Ke'er and Qiao Xiaoxian finally helped each other remove all the thorns on their bodies.
After the thorn was removed, the swelling went down, and the body was restored to its original shape, Jiang Keer breathed a sigh of relief and smiled as she looked at the large jar of Yunyaer nectar in her inventory.
This is the first time I collect honey by myself.
There is a feeling of inexplicable happiness.
"Let's go! It's too dangerous outside after all. Let's go and take a walk in the Land of No Regrets!" Jiang Ke'er stood up refreshed.
“The state of no regrets…”
Qiao Xiaoxian's expression was a little nostalgic.
"Why do you look so haggard? Could it be that your first love is there?" Jiang Ke'er said sarcastically with a pout.
"You are my first love," Qiao Xiaoxian said bluntly without any shyness, "I just remembered some past events. The state of no regrets is different from the state of beginners."
Jiang Ke'er selectively ignored the first half of the sentence and asked, "What's the difference?"
"The No Regrets Realm is much more dangerous than the Beginner Realm," Qiao Xiaoxian said. "In the Beginner Realm, there will only be a situation where the Ruins Beasts attack the city during the blood moon, and more than 70% of the territory is urbanized and safe, but this does not apply to the No Regrets Realm at all."
"Ok?"
"In the No Regrets Realm, there is always the possibility of super beasts attacking the city, and the combined territory opened up by humans and monsters is less than 1%. Most areas are pristine natural environments occupied by beasts and monsters," Qiao Xiaoxian said, "But the opportunities there are indeed much more than in the Beginner Realm. Super beasts often carry extremely precious and even unique treasures... If you can successfully defeat them, it will be very beneficial to improve your strength, but it is very difficult. Even I can't defeat them independently."
"I can't even beat you?" Jiang Ke'er was extremely surprised. "That's outrageous!"
"Yes, so the monks must choose to hunt in groups and form hunting groups of various sizes in order to protect themselves. After we go in, we should also need to join a hunting group..."
"Oh, as for the hunting group..."
******
Li Laoer was very troubled.
Because of his low level of cultivation, he could not help much in the war outside, so his father sent him into the Realm of No Regrets.
This time he didn't need to form his own guild, as the demon tribe had many hunting groups of their own. Although they had been having a hard time recently, he could finally join a group and practice as a guild in his retirement - that's what he originally thought.
Unfortunately, in the realm of no regrets, there is no room for slackers to survive.
Survival resources are scarce here, and everyone has to do their best to survive.
Out of respect for Mr. Li, he and his small team were assigned to collect herbs, which was a relatively safe task.
So he set off with full confidence, taking Mu Guoguo and Changsun Qingyue with him.
But as luck would have it, he actually met a human group in the deserted wilderness!
It's over.
Got caught again.
(2/3)
12. Treasure!
The portal to the ancient realm of learning has always landed at random points, which means that I can finally get rid of Qiao Xiaoxian temporarily and have a few days of peace!
"I may not be able to see you for a few days," Qiao Xiaoxian said with a bit of disappointment, "Don't just give yourself to others for free."
"For free? I never give things for free," Jiang Ke'er said as a matter of course.
After saying that, Jiang Keer rushed into the portal in a hurry.
Qiao Xiaoxian followed closely behind.
In order to prevent the flag from being collected immediately, Jiang Keer looked around vigilantly after landing.
Fortunately, I didn't bump headfirst into the two soft balls, and the dramatic and terrifying incident like Qiao Xiaoxian's face scanning didn't happen to me... Finally, God was watching over me this time!
I hope I can still have such normal luck when I return to the true state in the future.
After confirming that it was "safe", Jiang Ke'er felt relieved for the time being.
According to Qiao Xiaoxian, because the landing point is random, 99% of the cultivators who enter the state of no regrets will be teleported to dangerous wild jungles or even the sea.
Therefore, the first priority after entering the Realm of No Regrets is to confirm the location of the town.
It is similar to the beginner level, except that it is more dangerous here, and the town only occupies one percent of the space, and this only calculates the land area, not the ocean area.
In order to enable the monks to find the location of the town as soon as possible, directional signs pointing to the town are often set up in the jungle.
A mark will be left every ten meters in radius, which may be paint on the stone or carving on the tree... This is a great feat built by our ancestors with their lives.
"Roar--"
In the deep forest, the roars of wild beasts could be heard one after another. It was obvious that this was not a good place.
Fortunately, Jiang Keer found the mark quickly.
Marks can still be seen, which means that this place is not too far from the gathering place of monks, or at least it is not an uninhabited forbidden area that no one has ever entered.
The arrow points to the southeast, and there is a circle next to the arrow with the number 50 written in the circle.
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