Suddenly, Pei Min knelt heavily on the ground.
Different from the pleading in the clinic, this kneeling was full of gratitude and respect.
"Huh? You are willing to call me Master. Did you take the right medicine?" Jiang Ke'er was surprised.
"If after all this, I still believe it's all a coincidence..."
Pei Min smiled bitterly, lowered his head deeply, and kowtowed three times.
"That disciple is really hopeless."
"So what?" Jiang Ke'er asked with a smile.
Pei Min raised his head and grinned: "For the third condition, please give me '30,000 more conditions'!"
(3.5/3.5)
24. Big ups and big downs
"Good disciple, go and pour the tea. Do it while standing on your head!"
"Good disciple, go cook and wash the rice with your ring finger!"
"Good disciple, go wash the dishes, and don't touch the dishes!"
"Good disciple, go get some water for washing feet, and beat them with your feet!"
"Good disciple, go..."
[Obtain 50000 villain points from Pei Min. ]
It only took Jiang Ke'er half a day to successfully make him forget the slight respect that had just arisen in his heart.
Thirty thousand conditions... What the hell did I do to impulsively give the other party thirty thousand conditions for nothing? !
But he couldn't tell which conditions were for cultivation and which were purely to mess with his mentality and were just to make him serve tea and water, so he had to do all of them obediently.
Sometimes, even the most ordinary act of serving tea or pouring water would secretly conceal some principles of cultivation, which made him suspicious and exhausted both physically and mentally.
But he likes this kind of life.
[Received 50000 integrity points from Pei Min. ]
He never thought that his life could be so full of surprises, every minute and every second was exciting and fulfilling.
Maybe the female devil in front of him was not a good person, and was far inferior to Jiang Ke'er in every aspect, but...
She must be the best teacher in the world.
"Don't let your emotions fluctuate too much," Jiang Ke'er said leisurely while lying on a recliner wearing sunglasses, "otherwise you'll easily have mental problems."
How does she know that she has big mood swings? Pei Min is different.
"Hmph, when the day comes that I become the number one swordsman in Shenzhou, I will not forget you." Pei Min suddenly said proudly.
"Really?" Jiang Ke'er smiled, stood up and stretched, "You have a conscience... Then let me ask you, Pei Min, Pei Min, who is the best person in the world?"
"Jiang Ke'er."
"...I'll give you one more chance."
"Jiang Ke'er."
"Go clean the toilet! Go! Now! Immediately!" Jiang Ke'er roared, shaking the entire yard.
"That's Jiang Ke'er too."
*********
It was evening again, and Qiao Xiaoxian still hadn't returned.
Jiang Ke'er, who was bored, started jumping up and down, sometimes climbing up the roof and sometimes digging the soil.
"Hey~whoosh~Hey~whoosh~"
She has been doing all kinds of strange things recently. They are very abnormal, do not conform to any behavioral logic, and seem to have no motives.
"My dear disciple," Jiang Ke'er suddenly stopped, looked at Pei Min, and asked, "Do you think this will work?"
"Is anything useful?" Pei Min was confused.
"You say, if I do this, moving around all day and trying so hard to help the author add words, will he write a good ending for me?" Jiang Ke'er widened her bright eyes.
Pei Min's mouth twitched: "What are you talking about? Master, are you drunk from drinking milk again?"
"Your milk is the one that's intoxicated," Jiang Ke'er rolled her eyes, "But I think if this is really a book, a kind and wonderful person like me should deserve a happy ending, right?"
"Although I don't know what Happy Ende means, Master, you will definitely be fine!" Pei Min encouraged, "I have great confidence in you on this point!"
"Why?" Jiang Ke'er was surprised. When did this boy become so sweet-mouthed?
“After all, good people don’t live long, but evil people will last for thousands of years!” Pei Min solemnly raised his fist to the girl, and then his expression suddenly became depressed. “It’s just a pity for Jiang Ke’er. If she had half of your shamelessness, she wouldn’t have ended up like a hero…”
"Sweep the toilet! Go!"
“Didn’t I just scan it…”
"Go sweep Wang Ermazi's house!"
"..."
*********
Jiang Keer finally gave up messing around with the word count.
Because she remembered that her insignificant actions would most likely be glossed over or omitted, and would not serve the purpose of adding any more words.
What's more, she was just a supporting actress, with not much space in the story. The real protagonist was Qiao Aotian, who might be taking risks somewhere at this moment.
Maybe he also stole the inheritance of a few ancient powerful beings, discovered clues about the villain's troubles, inadvertently added a few love rivals for the heroine, and brewed a Minotaur Shura field or something like that.
"Alas... Is there any way to bribe the author to help me turn things around..."
Jiang Ke'er had a sad face and was sighing all day long. There was so much negative energy in her that Pei Min didn't dare to speak.
However, occasionally when she sees the IOU in her hand, Jiang Keer's mood will suddenly become extremely good!
As long as Qiao Xiaoxian comes back, I will let her know how capable I am as the head of the family!
According to the plan, all the bastards who broke their heirlooms would arrive on the same day, bringing their carefully prepared apologies.
It will be a spectacular scene.
Jiang Keer wanted to choose that day after Qiao Xiaoxian came back, so as to maximize the sense of surprise.
This is the only way to show the style of the head of the family!
Whenever she thought of this, she couldn't help but let out an evil and domineering villain laugh: "Fufufufufufu~"
However, before Qiao Xiaoxian came back, Aunt Zhao came to her door first.
Perhaps because he has become familiar with the villagers, the entrance of the blacksmith shop has become noticeably busier recently.
Although most of the time, those who come are not businessmen, but just villagers who come to deliver some relief supplies.
In order to alleviate poverty, they brought a lot of agricultural products - such as local eggs, freshly picked cucumbers, pumpkins, freshly cut leeks and so on.
In their opinion, Jiang Ke'er had a hard life during the days when Qiao Xiaoxian was away from home, with almost no income every day. If they didn't help her, the little girl would starve to death!
As for the blackmail on Donglai Sword Sect that day, the villagers didn't take it seriously... You have to spend the money you earn in order to survive. The girl obviously had no right to blackmail Donglai Sword Sect, so what happened that day should have been just a farce.
"Thank you, Aunt Zhao~" Jiang Keer gladly accepted the basket of country eggs handed to her by Aunt Zhao.
Jiang Keer was glad that she had chosen a good place. The villagers here did not go to extremes or become twisted and unruly because of the hardships of life. Instead, they had long been accustomed to helping and supporting each other, making the village full of a warm atmosphere of life.
"Actually, I came here this time because I have something to trouble you with," Aunt Zhao looked towards the yard embarrassedly, "I can't find my rolling pin at home, so I was thinking if I could borrow it from you. Do you have a rolling pin at home?"
"Hey, it's no big deal!" Jiang Ke'er said with a smile, "Do you need this rolling pin urgently?"
"Not in a hurry."
"Then just wait, I'll make you a rolling pin that you'll never lose!" Jiang Ke'er patted her chest, "I guarantee it'll fit your hand and be easy to use!"
"That's great!" Aunt Zhao said with a smile, "You blacksmith, can you also do carpentry?"
"I know a little bit about everything~"
"Then I'll leave it to you! How long will it take? I'll need it tomorrow morning."
"Don't worry, one night is more than enough!"
(1/1)
(My neck hurts, Ming San.)
25. Arrangement
There are many kinds of rolling pins, one-handed, two-handed, hammer-headed, etc.
However, the rolling pin used in Shenzhou is basically an ordinary long stick for rolling dumpling skins.
As for the material of the rolling pin, there is no rule that says which kind of wood is best, but as long as it is smooth, not easily rotten, and of moderate weight and comfortable to use, it will be fine.
However, it is said that people began to use toon wood to make rolling pins more than 6,600 years ago.
Therefore, Jiang Keer chose the more common "Six Thousand Six Hundred Years Old Supreme Thunder Tribulation Toona Sinensis Wood".
Well, 6,600 years ago, people used the wood from this tree to make rolling pins, and 6,600 years later, they are still using the same tree.
This is standard enough~
This piece of Chinese toon wood has just the right amount of oiliness, is hard enough to deform, and is also difficult to rot. It has a shelf life of about 250,000 years. If well maintained, it can not only see its owner through to the end of his life, but may also see all of humanity through to the end of its life.
Carrying the wood, Jiang Keer frowned and muttered, "Isn't this too stingy? Aunt Zhao comes to our house every few days to bring eggs. We can't just send her away with a broken wooden stick..."
After thinking about it, Jiang Keer decided to put more thought into the rune formation engraved inside.
Inner engraving is a special engraving technique in the weapon refining secrets book.
The rune inscriptions in Shenzhou are all carved on the surface of objects. Although this can make the objects look more upscale, sometimes the densely packed array runes will affect the aesthetics and practicality.
Especially for equipment like rolling pins, which require a sufficiently smooth surface. If runes are engraved on them and cause them to be uneven, the dumpling skins rolled out from them will also look weird.
Therefore, it is necessary to use a more difficult internal engraving technique.
This technique requires superb technical guidance, using subtle spiritual power control methods like hitting the target from a distance to engrave the runes directly into the body of the object.
This engraving method not only makes the appearance of the artifact look unchanged, but also makes the engraved array more free and three-dimensional, rising from a two-dimensional array to a three-dimensional array.
This improvement has brought about a qualitative leap in the operability and complexity of the formation.
The improvement is more than a hundred times!
"Aunt Zhao said she was afraid of losing it, so let's use a small voice-controlled formation to automatically find the owner..."
"Integrate a weight adjustment function..."
"Add to that the power fine-tuning assist function, so that the dumpling wrappers can be rolled out with the right thickness... As for the energy release range, let's say it's between 1 joule and 41.9 megajoules."
"Add an integrated chip array that recognizes various situations and automatically changes configuration..."
Jiang Ke'er once again worked very hard for seven days and seven nights, but to outsiders it seemed like only less than six hours.
"It's done~"
When Jiang Keer walked out of the house, Pei Min had just finished sweeping the toilet in Wang Ermaizi's house.
Pei Min swore that he had never seen such a disgusting place in his life.
Jiang Ke'er covered her nose with a look of disgust: "Have you taken a shower?"
"I've washed it!" Pei Min said angrily with a red face.
"That's good," Jiang Ke'er smiled happily, "Now let me ask you, who is the best canine demon in the world? If you answer wrong, you will have to take a bath again later~"
"Jiang Ke'er."
"Go!!! Li Da's sloppy house, clean up the toilet!!!"
Pei Min raised his eyebrows, as if he had expected this to happen, and turned around and left skillfully.
But Jiang Ke'er stopped him.
"Forget it, that's it for today."
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