I became a fox girl and was captured by the True Dragon Saint

What's good about having a foul mouth... The minister muttered to himself. He didn't want to be like Wei Zheng, who was on the verge of losing his head all day long.

Only that young man would dare to criticize his boss all day long.

"Go and inspect the situation in the Imperial Academy again. There must not be any mistakes! Several things have been lost. If you lose more, I will make you lose your head!"

"As ordered!"

"By the way, have you recovered the things?" Li Yuan suddenly asked again.

"Well... although the criminal was caught, he said that the things had been sold as garbage on the black market. The black market is complicated and it may be difficult to recover them..."

"Rubbish..." Li Yuan's mouth twitched, "Keep looking!"

There is really nothing you can do when you encounter this kind of thief who doesn't know what he is doing.

*********

Xu Chen, the chief of Jiexian Palace, dressed in white, walked lightly into the Hanlin Academy.

Although the place is heavily guarded, they failed to stop him around Si Tianyi the first time, and they couldn't stop him this time either.

Still no one could see him. He walked in broad daylight, using only a small, ordinary invisibility trick to make everyone around him see nothing.

Because all the surveying items and surveying formations here... were originally created by him, how could they possibly stop their master?

But this time, he didn't come to cause trouble, he came to find something.

He walked into the warehouse and began to search leisurely under everyone's eyes.

He searched, searched, and searched again carefully.

"Weird..."

Logically speaking, that item should be placed on the Taixu clan’s island.

Since everything on the island was excavated and brought to the Hanlin Academy, it should naturally be brought into the Hanlin Academy as well.

But he didn't find...

"Ahhh-"

Xu Chen frantically stretched out his hand and scratched the air around his neck.

"Where's my head???"

God knows how he felt when he saw that the island was empty.

For thousands of years, no one had discovered the Taixu clan's territory, but it was ganked just in these few days.

It's fine if you're digging for treasure... but why are you taking my hidden brain with you?!

My mentality is broken!

The secret of Xu Chen's immortality lies in that he hid his brain in advance and then remotely controlled his body through signals.

But the brain has no sense of touch, vision or hearing, and has no power to resist, so it needs a safe place to hide.

As a result, the island that had not been discovered for thousands of years was raided just when something happened!

His mentality exploded at that time, so Jiang Keer received 100,000 villain points.

"Where's my head??? Where's my head???"

Xu Chen was rummaging through the inventory angrily when he happened to overhear the conversation of the researchers outside the Hanlin Academy.

"I heard that the thief who stole the things had already used soul-searching techniques to investigate, but even he himself didn't know where the things went..."

"Among the stolen items, I remember there was a strange brain, right?"

"Yes, it's still warm and trembling. He sold that thing last."

"What?"

“Because it looks so disgusting! So no one wants to buy it hahahaha… It’s really disgusting! I don’t know whose brain it is, ugh—”

"…Then why did you sell it in the end?"

"Oh! I heard that a Sichuanese bought it for two Spiritual Dusts and wanted to take it home to cook a spicy hot pot..."

*******

[Obtained 100000 villain points from Xu Chen, converted into coupons. ]

Jiang Keer: “???”

*******

Xu Chen felt unwell all over.

Are you guys going to use the brain of China's number one genius to eat hotpot?

Look at the densely packed wrinkles on the cortex, don't you know that it is an advanced species that you can't look up to?

Although his mentality was completely broken, Xu Chen had no time to complain at this moment.

If he doesn't hurry up and find it, his brain will be cooked.

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34. Brain is a good thing, hiccup~

Hotpot has a long history in China.

The earliest hotpot can be traced back to the reign of the emperor who loved petting foxes.

After thousands of years of development, by the time Li Yuan came to power, the appearance of hot pot had become similar to the chimney pot of later generations.

The people of Dongsheng Shenzhou, where everything can be put into the pot, have given hot pot all kinds of new and strange ways to play with it.

For example, the brain flower that only people from Sichuan and Chongqing can accept.

As a genuine Sichuan and Chongqing businessman, Wang Tietie loves hot pot and loves brain flower even more.

Looking at the bright red soup bubbling in the brass pot and smelling the slightly pungent aroma of sinners, Wang Tietie couldn't help swallowing.

"it's time."

He couldn't wait to pick up the big pink and crystal lump and carefully reached out to the boiling red soup.

The pot was boiling with the devilish soul-breaking peppers imported from Nanzhanbuzhou. Years of eating spicy food had numbed Wang Tietie's taste buds. Only these stimulating soul-breaking peppers could reawaken his happy perception of food.

Super double, super double, super double.

Gududu, Gududu...

The red soup is boiling.

In the swirling smoke, Wang Tietie slowly tilted his body.

The white thing began to slide into the red soup...

"do not want!"

"Gudong~"

When the desperate roar came, it was too late.

Suddenly, a huge force rushed in from outside the door, blowing the entire copper pot away, and Wang Tietie was also knocked unconscious by the huge force.

Xu Chen's figure flashed out and caught his own brain in the spilled hot soup.

It's scalding hot and needs to cool down. Now is obviously not the time to start eating... Ahhh, no, it's cooked!

Xu Chen's current feeling is...

Spicy, very spicy!

The brain obviously has no sense of pain but it still feels very spicy!

I feel like my soul is burning!

Damn Sichuan people! Why are they so spicy!

It’s fine that you like to eat brains, but why is it so spicy!

Xu Chen squatted on the ground in agony, picking out the pepper and chili residue from his brain one by one.

Fortunately, I arrived in time and it was only 30% mature.

The third maturity will soon return to normal.

With a confused mind, Xu Chen picked out the pepper and chili residue from the cracks in his brain and began to clean the cortex with large amounts of clean water.

Why is it so oily? No matter how hard I try, it won’t get clean!

He hates spicy hotpot!!!

*********

After Jiang Ke'er confirmed the reason why Qiao Xiaoxian got 1 billion, she stopped disturbing Lord Li. She still didn't want her peaceful life to be disturbed.

As for what the world is like...as long as it doesn't affect her and Qiao Xiaoxian, she doesn't care.

She returned to the fishing village, looked at the simple and humble appearance of the fishing village, nodded with satisfaction, and felt full of energy.

Now the safety issue of the fishing village has been solved.

However, I have not yet achieved the goal of "becoming the backbone of a family."

It’s just ten billion!

If Qiao Xiaoxian can earn 1 billion yuan in one trip to the sea, I, Jiang Keer, will spend a few million to build an industrial chain worth 10 billion yuan!

She will never admit defeat!

Really good smell? Absolutely not!

"Then what's going on with the Qinglian Sword Sect?" Qiao Xiaoxian glanced at the plaque, "I've only been away for a few days, and you even have a disciple."

"Uh... this matter is a bit complicated," Jiang Ke'er blushed with embarrassment, "This is an accident, I have to explain it to you slowly..."

"I'll explain it later. It's been a long time since we last met. I miss you." Qiao Xiaoxian chuckled and covered Jiang Ke'er's lips. Her cheek slowly moved closer to Jiang Ke'er. "Don't you want to give Little Fried Egg a sister? I've thought about it. How about we make one..."

"Stop! Stop! How do we do it?" Jiang Ke'er's eyes widened in horror. "Lily is great, but it can't give birth! Face it! A poached egg is enough!"

Jiang Keer felt a little guilty when she said this.

Of course she knew how to make it.

As long as you make Qiao Xiaoxian happy a hundred times in a day, the system will send down the "Zimu River Water (Qiao Xiaoxian)".

Then, after taking the bottle of Alphabet River water from Qiao Xiaoxian, she would give birth to her child.

But she doesn't want to!

She wants to turn over and become the master! She wants to pleasure herself a hundred times, and then forcefully pour the "Zimu River Water (Jiang Ke'er)" into Qiao Xiaoxian's little mouth!

Then, in the warm spring breeze, I watched Qiao Xiaoxian's belly grow little by little, through ten months of pregnancy, childbirth, and confinement. I felt the increasingly strong maternal love in Qiao Xiaoxian's eyes, and watched her gradually become a gentle and good mother.

He assumed the responsibilities of a perfect husband, earning money to support the family, taking good care of her, feeling her dependence, and becoming her spiritual support...

That is the wonderful life I long for!

But if it were the other way around...it would become a horror movie!

She will never compromise!

"Yeah, I can't have children," Qiao Xiaoxian didn't know Jiang Ke'er's little secret yet, but "I heard that there is something called Zi Mu River Water, which is the savior of same-sex Taoist couples in the world. Unfortunately, related records can only be found in some ancient secret realms... Oh, it seems that I have to go to the secret realms more often to explore. I don't know when the next Emperor Jiang Trial will start."

It seems that Qiao Xiaoxian’s recent goal is treasure hunting.

This made Jiang Keer feel very alarmed.

No matter whether Qiao Xiaoxian found the water of Zimu River or some valuable treasure, it would be extremely detrimental to her plan of turning things around!

"Just stay quiet for a few days. Don't forget that we are now ordinary passers-by and villagers, and our strength is at most the Three Talents Realm," Jiang Ke'er "reminded" solemnly, "If we go to the secret realm, our strength will be exposed, and our peaceful life will be ruined!"

"So you turned this village into a fortress?" Qiao Xiaoxian asked, "Why didn't you consider the problem of being exposed when you bombed those two sword sects?"

"I've considered it. As long as I don't expose my strength, it'll be fine." Jiang Ke'er said with a smile, "You see, although the village has become safe now, we are still insignificant. It's not us who can control the powerful formation."

"..."

"Anyway, I will go find the water from the Zimu River," Qiao Xiaoxian's pretty face was slightly cold, and she turned over and pressed on Jiang Ke'er, "No one can stop me."

"Well... well, you should at least conserve your energy, right?" Jiang Ke'er shrank her head in fear and tried to crawl out. "Perhaps that thing will consume a lot of energy..."