Master...I didn't lie...
No, I don't believe it! Pei Min suddenly made up his mind.
Can a snail run faster than me?
He tilted his head to look at the corner, where a very conspicuous large snail was crawling slowly.
Hey……
Pei Min sneered and grabbed the snail shell, trying to pick up the poor little thing.
Hmm? What's going on... Why can't I lift it...
Is the suction cup too tight?
No, it shouldn't be able to hold such a small thing even if the suction cup is very tight.
“Ugh…Aaaaaa——”
It was clearly just catching a snail, but Pei Min actually felt an amazing sensation as if he was pulling a sword out of a stone!
He used all his strength, but the snail didn't move at all, and...what's that look in your eyes? Are you looking down on me? Don't stare!
Pei Min didn't know how he felt contempt from the snail's two tentacles, but he definitely felt it, so he began to poke those two little tentacles with malice.
Finally, with the retraction of the two tentacles, he could no longer feel the contempt that made him feel ashamed.
Then... he saw the "Wanjun" label on the snail shell.
Jun is a unit of weight.
One jun is equal to thirty jin.
Pei Min counted on his fingers...
“Mumble,” he swallowed shakily.
The battle with Da Huang just now was still vivid in his mind. He had learned his lesson this time and would not rely on any fluke anymore... so he ran away!
Fortunately, speed is the snail's Achilles' heel. Pei Min took the time to look back and saw that the snail was still standing there... What?
The snail slowly stood up, stretched out two muscular arms as hard as steel from its shell, hugged the shell, and gently pulled it out.
"Boom~"
After a slight sound, the snail's blue-gray muscular buttocks were exposed to the air, followed by two terrifying legs that were no less powerful than the Protein Queen and as strong as Optimus Prime.
The snail, which had been completely transformed into a JO, sneered and lowered its body, making a starting posture, but it was in no hurry to move.
Pei Min understood what that meant—I'll let you run for a while.
He was so scared that tears burst out of his eyes.
"Master, help me!!!"
"call--"
A strong wind suddenly came from nowhere and blew Pei Min's whole body off balance. When Pei Min opened his eyes again, the snail was standing calmly in front of him, even holding its shell.
Suddenly, the snail disappeared.
Then, accompanied by a sharp pain in his buttocks, Pei Min screamed and flew high into the sky.
“Ding-bang-dong—”
After a ruthless series of aerial attacks, Pei Min was rolled into a ball and flew into the jungle like a bowling ball.
********
Early the next morning, Pei Min, whose hair was half bald and whose face was covered in bruises, limped back to the small courtyard on crutches.
"Master, I know I was wrong." He said numbly and hollowly, "I am trash."
"I told you long ago that this world is very dangerous," Jiang Ke'er smiled as she held the teacup and rubbed the fat cat on her lap - the cat's name was Klaus.
As a powerful deep-sea demon, Kras has the ability to transform into other species.
But it's strange. I had already told Klaus to hold back, so why did he hit so hard...
Klas looked innocent. It was true that she turned into Dahuang yesterday, but she just threw Pei Min out at that time. It was impossible for him to be injured so badly.
As for what happened afterwards, she had no idea.
"Forget it," Jiang Ke'er just thought that Klaus didn't stop, but it would be good to remember it more clearly.
At least Pei Min now knows how many younger brothers he has. This is how he got through it.
But, isn’t it a bit too much?
Pei Min: "I am trash, I am trash, trash..."
(1/3)
37. Bugs
Fearing that Pei Min would be hit too hard, Jiang Ke'er decided to take him to Xiaoshan Sword Sect at night to fight with normal humans and relax.
"You are quite gentle and considerate. You are tough on the outside but soft on the inside." Qiao Xiaoxian saw through Jiang Ke'er's thoughts and looked at her with longing. "You will definitely be a good mother."
If it weren't for the second half of the sentence, Jiang Ke'er could barely think that Qiao Xiaoxian was praising herself.
But after adding the second half of the sentence, she suddenly felt like a thorn in her back, and her whole being was not feeling well.
"Good disciple, run away quickly..."
Seeing that it was already dark and fewer people came to repair their fishing rods, Jiang Ke'er hurriedly summoned her flying sword as if escaping, and flew straight to Xiaoshan Sword Sect with Pei Min.
Pei Min was puzzled: "Master, why is Xiaoshan Sword Sect always willing to fight with me? Did you kidnap their leader's wife?"
"What are you thinking? Your master is not that wicked," Jiang Ke'er rolled her eyes, "It's a rule set by His Majesty that you are not allowed to refuse to spar..."
"Don't bluff me. I checked outside the village and there's no such rule," Pei Min mercilessly exposed Jiang Ke'er's lie. "Even if there is, you wouldn't be silent during the sparring. It's like you were threatened. There must be something fishy going on!"
"So how do you think I did it?"
"You must have kidnapped their leader's wife." Pei Min said with certainty.
Jiang Ke'er was very depressed: "Why did it have to be my wife? Can't I just kidnap their leader?"
Pei Min showed a look of contempt: "Boasting! If you had that ability, would you still be a blacksmith in the Novice Village?"
Jiang Ke'er was amused when she heard this: "You are too naive, boy."
"Tsk... But why hasn't their leader shown up even though we've almost destroyed their mountain gate? This is too much!"
"The devil knows..."
*********
It was a great day for the head of the Xiaoshan Sword Sect.
He finally made up his mind and left the sect to give himself a long vacation.
He wants to fly far away and travel across mountains and rivers! No longer has to worry about being frightened by a sudden illusion!
Because he already knew the root cause of that horrific experience.
He had interrogated those mute disciples and had learned that a powerful person was active near Xiaoshan Sword Sect.
And my existence obviously hindered the other party, so the other party used a terrifying illusion to exile me.
Therefore, as long as I stay away from Xiaoshan Sword Sect, I can live a peaceful life!
"Here I come, brother~"
This was one of the brothels he often visited, and it was at least half the distance of Shenzhou away from the Xiaoshan Sword Sect.
I heard that there is a new group of girls from Southern Continent here recently. They are very good at flirting. Maybe they can wake up my sleeping little brother here.
Choose your character with ease, enter the room, and start fighting.
Well, the rumors were true. These girls from the Southern Continent were wild and had a unique charm. Even his traumatized little brother was gradually healed...
Looking at the healthy wheat-colored skin and well-proportioned waistline of the woman in front of him, the head of the Xiaoshan Sword Sect swallowed his saliva and finally made up his mind.
The groundwork has been laid enough, it’s time to blow the horn of resurrection!
【Where are you running to?】
An eerie voice came from nowhere.
Then there was the familiar feeling of falling.
A monster of mental pollution.
"..."
Why is it always me who gets hurt?
Tears fell down uncontrollably.
*********
After one night, fifteen more mutes appeared in Xiaoshan Sword Sect.
Pei Min didn't know this. Tonight's battle helped him regain a little confidence, and he finally felt relieved.
"Ahhh Master, help me!"
...Unfortunately, when he saw insects, birds and small mammals, he would still be frightened and scream like a timid girl.
Especially bugs.
The buzzing of mosquitoes in his ears in the middle of the night would make him jump up and hit his head through the ceiling. When he passed through a jungle filled with the chirping of cicadas, he even trembled all over and had cold sweat on his back.
It was the first time that Jiang Ke'er saw someone so afraid of insects.
Strange, I've never seen him like this before...
"Master, can I...can I not go home tonight?" Pei Min looked at Jiang Ke'er with a sad face, begging, "Please let me stay here for one night..."
"What's wrong?" Jiang Ke'er was surprised and asked jokingly, "Are you afraid of encountering a roadblock?"
"I... am!" Pei Min gritted his teeth and admitted it reluctantly.
It is much better to admit that you are afraid of dogs than snails.
If people knew that he was afraid of snails, he would be really embarrassed.
"Then I'll take you home directly," Jiang Ke'er turned around on the rumbling flying sword and took Pei Min directly home.
Pei's mother rented a small house not far from the blacksmith shop, which is Pei Min's current residence.
"Master, can you come pick me up tomorrow..." Pei Min looked at Jiang Ke'er with tears in his eyes.
"No."
Jiang Keer left mercilessly.
[Obtain 10000 villain points from Pei Min. ]
*********
After returning to the blacksmith shop, Jiang Keer smiled bitterly and shook her head... The apprentice was really a troublesome thing.
Without disturbing Qiao Xiaoxian who was practicing, she sat at the small table in the yard and took out a small pot of plum wine.
As I toast to the moon, I can't help but think of the drunkard Li who "made three people with his shadow" a hundred years later.
A hundred years from now, what will China look like then... Will I be lucky enough to see it?
Of course I can, I am an ancient god, an ancient god plus Hou Tu, the biggest evil force in the world! What are you thinking? You are really worrying about nothing.
He swallowed a small cup of sweet and sour plum wine with self-mockery, then put a soft and sticky green dumpling in his mouth, feeling the impact of the delicious food and the cool night breeze, then tilted his head and looked stupidly at Qiao Xiaoxian who was practicing... The sense of happiness burst to the extreme at this moment!
She couldn't help but hug her tail in ecstasy, and her head seemed to be filled with pink bubbles like a girl's dream.
She thought, maybe this is what it means to be a winner in life... Oh no, Fox Life.
Unfortunately, before she could enjoy it for long, Qiao Xiaoxian opened her eyes with a serious expression.
"Someone is coming here with murderous intent...it's a cultivator from the Southern Continent."
Qiao Xiaoxian has been promoted to a Venerable, and his perception ability is slightly better than Jiang Ke'er, and he can clearly sense the characteristics of the true qi of the visitor.
So she was the first to sense the situation in the distance.
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