"Why did you call me to meet you urgently? What's the important matter?" the leader of the Evil Ghost Cult asked solemnly.
"It's an important matter. I just got some important information," the attendant knelt on one knee, "it turns out that the immortals in the Jiexian Palace don't like gold, silver, or treasures, and don't like women. What they like are charming men with thick leg hair, and they also like to be knocked unconscious and then penetrated..."
“Hiss—” The leader of the Evil Ghost Cult took a breath of cold air, and felt that his worldview was shattered. “Really?”
"It's absolutely true! The Desolate Heaven Sect has already begun to select disciples for training on an urgent basis! We must not fall behind!"
“Okay!” The leader of the Evil Ghost Cult decisively slapped his thigh, raised his hand to call the deputy leader, and said urgently, “Deputy leader, return all the gold, silver, treasures and women we prepared to their original owners, cancel the gifts… and then find five thousand… no! Six thousand male disciples with thick leg hair and strong muscles to train them, train them to be charming and use drugs, the immortals in the Jiexian Palace like this!”
"Ah?" The deputy leader was stunned.
However, after a brief moment of confusion, a burst of ecstasy followed!
I didn't expect to get such important information!
If we fail to obtain this information and the Evil Ghost Cult takes the lead in the Dragon Boat Festival celebration, then our Qiandao Sect will be finished!
I must not fall behind! I must pass the news back to Qiandao Sect as soon as possible and fulfill my duty as a spy!
Although he was an undercover agent and somehow became the deputy leader... his heart was still the heart of Qiandao Sect! He was loyal to Qiandao Sect and would never change!
"Wow? Master? I'm the undercover Xiao Wang... Go find six thousand, no, seven thousand strong male disciples with thick leg hair! Let them learn how to use enchanting postures and medicine... (The following is omitted)"
[What?! The Evil Ghost Cult is already training like this? No! We can't just be like them, we have to do better! Our disciples must not only be charming in their figures, but also learn to put rouge and powder on their stubble, and be charming from the soul!]
"Master, you are simply a genius!"
[I will ask people to go for training right now. You must keep it a secret and never let any third sect hear about it...]
However, a small piece of video crystal in the corner of the wall recorded all of this silently and transmitted it to the intelligence department of the Earth Spirit Cult's headquarters in real time.
The intelligence minister slammed the table and said, "The Evil Ghost Cult and the Thousand Dao Sect have already started to act! How can we fall behind? They have prepared 6,000 to 7,000, and we need to prepare 8,000! And we need to train the disciples' muscles to be able to move freely to increase the fun! We need to make every muscle in our disciples feel alive! Even the muscles on their scalps can squeeze out 'I love you'!"
But while the intelligence minister was speaking, a member of the intelligence department quietly reached under the table.
The text message was sent out skillfully and quickly.
(1.5/1.5)
43. Killer
The small courtyard of the Qinglian Sword Sect.
"Junior sister, you are amazing. You learn much faster than me." Pei Min looked at Gongsun Xiaotao with envy. "It took me a long time to get used to this strange way of exerting force. I didn't expect you to be able to learn it so quickly."
"Many sacrificial dances have much weirder postures than this," Gongsun Xiaotao said with a smile, "but I'm really too weak to hold the sword steadily, and my arms are shaking all the time. I'm far inferior to you."
"Let's take a rest first," Pei Min also stood up and rubbed his sore eyes - giving birth naturally to a queen ant is really a technical job, especially for the queen ant in the courtyard of the Qinglian Sword Sect.
The ants here are incredibly ferocious. Last time, Pei Min saw a soldier ant rush out of the nest, holding a huge caterpillar and performing a series of violent throws, and finally calmly carried it back to the nest.
When he was giving birth to the queen ant naturally, even if he was using his spiritual sense and true qi to perform the birth through the ant nest, the ants were able to find him instantly. The bee pupae came out and bit his arms. Now his entire arm was covered with big red lumps, which were itchy and painful.
Gongsun Xiaotao looked at Pei Min's arm worriedly: "Why are you working so hard? Go and apply some soap water..."
"It's okay," Pei Min smiled as he looked at his Qilin arm, "My daily training is much more uncomfortable than this."
Worse than this? Gongsun Xiaotao shuddered: "The training of normal sword cultivators is not this hard, right?"
"But I want to become a swordsman like Jiang Ke'er, ordinary methods won't work," Pei Min said with a clenched fist, "and I want to find my own swordsmanship, I want to prove that my swordsmanship is right!"
Gongsun Xiaotao looked at Pei Min in a daze.
Even though he is a little silly, I always feel that such a determined Pei Min is quite handsome.
"Brother, I have something to discuss with you," Gongsun Xiaotao said anxiously, "It concerns the life and property of you and your master."
"The matter about the Desolate Heaven Sect? Master had predicted it a long time ago!" Pei Min curled his lips proudly, "She said that you would definitely start with me and persuade us to leave this village."
Gongsun Xiaotao looked distressed: "Master, if you are so smart, why don't you listen to my advice? Those assassins of the Desolate Heaven Sect include many Seven Lights and Venerable Realm masters. With Master's strength, he can't resist them at all!"
"Ah? The Seven Stars and the Venerable?" Pei Min's face showed horror and he was shaken.
He didn't think that his master could defeat the big guys in the Seven Stars and Venerable Realms. If he could, he wouldn't have opened a blacksmith shop in the Novice Village.
"That's right. I think we should persuade Master again. After all, this concerns everyone's life and death. If she doesn't listen to me, maybe she will listen to you..." Gongsun Xiaotao said.
"Forget about it. Master won't listen to anyone, especially me." Pei Min shook his head. "Master is obsessed with face and will never change her mind. She always behaves differently from ordinary people and is illogical. It's harder to convince her than to climb to the sky..."
"What should we do then..." Gongsun Xiaotao was so anxious that she clapped her hands suddenly, "I got it! Let's pretend to be ghosts!"
"Pretending to be a ghost?"
"Yes! Most of the people in the village are ordinary people, not monks, and they are still afraid of ghosts. So as long as we dress up as ghosts and create the illusion that the village is haunted, we can scare them away!" Gongsun Xiaotao said excitedly, "Master is not here, and there are no monks in the village. This is the best opportunity!"
"This...is not good..."
"What? We are here to save everyone!" Gongsun Xiaotao thought about it and decided that this was the only way, so she said firmly, "The assassins from the Desolate Heaven Sect could come at any time, we have to act quickly!"
As she was talking, Gongsun Xiaotao was suddenly stunned: "Do you know what a ghost looks like?"
"How could I know?" Pei Min glanced at his arm, "But my arm is quite suitable for scaring people, it's so lazy."
"Forget it. We don't know what ghosts look like, and neither do others. We just need to make them scary...Brother, go get some white sheets, and I'll go find a dye shop to buy some red ink."
"Ok!"
********
Qiu Dao is an excellent killer from the Killing Hall of the Desolate Heaven Sect.
How good is it?
He was once named the best disciple of the month in the Killing Hall for a year in a row. He had at least 800 souls under his command, and his professional ability was extremely strong!
His assassination methods have always been known to be careful, cautious, clean and neat, so even though he has only the cultivation level of the initial Seven Stars, he has accomplished the feat of assassinating a Venerable.
He can brag about that assassination for the rest of his life.
Precisely because of this glorious experience, both the Killer Hall Leader Luo Han and Qiu Dao himself believed that this would be a relaxing mission like a vacation.
However, for the sake of caution, Qiu Dao did not rush directly into the small fishing village to start his Wushuang attack.
These days it is so popular to play the pig and eat the tiger that no matter how inconspicuous the village is, there are always several so-called masters waiting to do the right thing.
Qiu Dao’s last mission was in a well-known “Farmhouse” themed village. The walls of the village were dilapidated and looked very simple.
Then, just as he picked up the knife, he was messed up by a large number of big guys who suddenly jumped out to rush to be a hero to save the beauty, including the weapon store owner, the young constable, the private school student, the skeleton monster, the jelly spirit, the vampire, the cook, the small clinic doctor... and so on. Not only did the mission fail, but he almost lost his life.
So now he has learned his lesson. Whenever he comes to such a seemingly simple small village, he will use a professional cultivation detector to check it first, and only carry out the mission after confirming that there are no big guys.
Qiu Dao took out the cultivation detection device that he had purchased at great expense.
Need a location with a better view.
Well, the cliff over there is nice, overlooking the whole village.
There was only a fat yellow dog lying there taking a nap, just kick it away...
Qiu Dao, dead.
**********
Qiu Gou is an excellent killer from the Killing Hall of the Desolate Heaven Sect.
He was once named the best disciple of the year in the Killing Hall for three consecutive years. He has at least two thousand souls under his command, and his professional ability is extremely strong!
It was not his turn to take on this mission, but the aura of the previous killer Qiu Dao suddenly disappeared, disappearing inexplicably.
So the hall master Luo Han sent him over to investigate and complete the task that his predecessor Qiu Dao had failed to accomplish.
He heard from Qiu Dao that it was popular to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger recently, so he was very cautious and did not go directly into the village.
After looking around, Qiu Gou set his eyes on the cliff - it was an excellent overlooking point, most suitable for opening maps and locking targets.
So he quickly came to the cliff.
Huh? Is there blood? Maybe a villager killed a chicken here...
No matter what, set up the equipment! First, we need to identify the combat power situation in the village!
Hmm? What's going on? Why is the shelf tilted?
Qiu Gou looked down in confusion - oh, it turned out to be a snail stuck on the shelf.
Just kick it away.
"boom--"
*********
Qiu Jian is an excellent assassin from the Shasheng Hall of the Desolate Heaven Cult...
(1/1)
44. Arrangement
Amidst the flying white petals of the Yunyaer Flower Valley, the girls' bodies were entangled together.
Jiang Keer finally understood why Qiao Xiaoxian didn't make any requests.
"No, your arms are raised too high. The movement should be gentler. Yes... this is good, hold on and don't move." Qiao Xiaoxian's voice sounded serious and professional, just like a qualified teacher should.
"Where are you putting your hands?" Jiang Ke'er's eyes were almost spitting fire.
"Hmm?" Qiao Xiaoxian glanced at the hand on Jiang Ke'er's thigh and said solemnly, "Don't think too much. I'm just sensing the strength of your leg muscles to prevent you from taking detours in the future."
"You can sense it like this? Do you think I'm stupid?"
"Don't worry, I'll just rub it."
"Try it again if you dare!"
"I have the guts, but it's unnecessary," Qiao Xiaoxian smiled contemptuously and calmly withdrew her hand. "Do you think I'm a pervert who's taking advantage of you? I just want you to avoid being at a disadvantage in future battles because of your incorrect posture!"
Jiang Ke'er was slightly startled and suddenly felt a little guilty.
That's true, maybe Qiao Xiaoxian really just has good intentions...
"Okay, the next move is to expand your chest," Qiao Xiaoxian said solemnly, "Don't move. Let me feel the strength of your chest muscles. Well, I need to feel this carefully..."
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Although they didn't know why a day and a night had passed and the two masters hadn't returned yet... this was exactly what Pei Min and Gongsun Xiaotao wanted.
They finally gathered all the materials and decided to start the action tonight.
Before taking action, they ran to the top of the cliff.
The view here is good. Anyone who wants to do something bad to the village will come here first to make some plans, and the same is true for Pei Min and Gongsun Xiaotao.
"We can start from the southeast end of the village, so that we can drive everyone out from the northwest exit." Pei Min suggested.
"Okay!" Gongsun Xiaotao agreed, but she was embarrassed. "But Aunt Zhao's home is just to the southeast. Aunt Zhao saved me that day, and I couldn't bear to scare her... If only there was a way to get Aunt Zhao to go to the village entrance."
"Won't you still be scared in the end?"
"No, if we can scare half of the people first, there will be no need to scare the others. Word of mouth will spread and they will run away on their own."
"It's simple. I'll just tell Aunt Zhao that the village chief wants to see her," Pei Min patted his chest, "Leave it to me."
"Yes! Then let's act according to the plan!" Gongsun Xiaotao stood up excitedly and prepared to go down the mountain.
"Oh, right," Pei Min suddenly scratched his head and pointed at a pile of fresh dirt mounds not far away, "When did a mass grave appear here? Have you seen it before?"
"I've only been here two days, how could I possibly know."
"It's a bit strange..." Pei Min was a little confused, "Who in the village would climb all the way to the top of the mountain to bury someone? And the soil is so fresh, as if it was just dug..."
"Don't... don't let your imagination run wild!" Gongsun Xiaotao suddenly felt the atmosphere was a bit eerie and got goose bumps all over her body. "How could so many people suddenly die? One, two, three... seventeen, there are seventeen fresh dirt bags here!"
"Nothing has happened in the village recently..." Pei Min was puzzled, but also felt creepy. He subconsciously gripped the hilt of the sword, "Don't worry, even if there really is a ghost, I will protect you. Ghosts are nothing more than the gathering of the resentment and spiritual power of the cultivators. My idol Jiang Ke'er is the boss of all the ghosts in the world!"
Although he understood that his idol had nothing to do with him, Pei Min still felt relieved when Jiang Ke'er was mentioned, as if he was enveloped in the glory of a hero.
"Do you still remember the plot?" Gongsun Xiaotao asked.
They are not just scaring people blindly. They have prepared the lines and background stories of the ghosts for a long time. They have tried their best to scare the villagers away!
"Remember! The village is the residence of the King of Ghosts. There is a bridge leading to the underworld. It is not suitable for living people to live here... The villagers must move away, otherwise they will become evil ghosts!" Pei Min answered fluently.
"Okay, have you brought all the props?" Gongsun Xiaotao confirmed again, "I've prepared a hanging rope, a dog-head guillotine, a half-dried corpse dug out of a grave, spider webs, a white bed sheet with holes cut in it, and even a crystal phonograph with crows' cries and cries! What have you prepared?"
"Hey, my preparations are all in this Qiankun bag that my master gave me," Pei Min patted the small bag on his waist, "I prepared a lot of snail shells!"
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