Especially when the aroma of grilled fish wafted back, even richer and more fragrant than last time, making his stomach protest wildly.

My saliva is just like a reservoir that has been opened. I can't hold it back and it's about to flow out.

Yuanzheng, such a straight man, suddenly felt a pang of sadness in his heart and his eyes turned red.

What's even more embarrassing is that Jiang Ke'er saw this expression clearly.

"...You're crying?" Jiang Ke'er asked in surprise.

“Too much smoke!”

"...Why don't you say that the brick got into your eye?" Jiang Ke'er was helpless and picked up a freshly grilled fish. "Don't cry, come and try it."

"No, that's not necessary!" Yuan Zheng was furious, "Don't even think about polluting my Dao heart with this kind of garbage!"

"Oh, forget it." Jiang Ke'er took back the fish.

Yuanzheng opened his mouth, feeling desperate.

"Just let it go like this? Won't you give in a little more?" Qiao Xiaoxian suddenly said, "Look, he's almost crying. It's obvious that he's waiting for you to give in a little more."

Yuan Zheng's thoughts were revealed by Qiao Xiaoxian, and he felt even more ashamed and angry. He wished he could find a hole to crawl into.

"Forget it," Jiang Ke'er shrugged. "He is an immortal. He has already said that these worldly foods are like dung balls of dung beetles to him... How can an immortal eat shit? Right, immortal?"

Yuanzheng is crazy.

So why do I have to say it so decisively?

No, I can't blame myself. Who could have thought that there would be such a freak in the world!

Just using ordinary grilled fish and ordinary salt seasoning, you can grill it to the effect of awakening the intelligence of the wild beast.

Even the chief food fairy in heaven can't do it!

Thinking of this, Yuanzheng suddenly became furious and felt evil.

He grabbed a fish on the grill, then leaped up and ran!

He figured it out. He must eat this grilled fish today! If he can't eat it, he will regret it for the rest of his life. By then, his Taoism will be severely damaged, and this regret will even become his inner demon!

This can't be blamed on my weak will, it's all Jiang Ke'er's fault! Who told her to make the grilled fish so delicious!

Yuanzheng started to eat the fish while running in the water.

The tender fish meat had just touched the tip of his tongue when he staggered and almost fell into the sea.

It's not because it tastes bad, quite the opposite... just the slightest bit of fragrance blooming on the tip of his tongue completely conquered his entire taste system, and even penetrated into his soul!

Just because of a bite of grilled fish, he felt happiness from the bottom of his heart, so happy that he burst into tears!

How delicious is this?!

The spiritual power in the body suddenly started to run at a rapid speed, and the bottleneck of Liuhe that had not moved for a long time broke open. The spiritual power expanded uncontrollably and rushed straight to the Qiyao realm, with a smooth journey!

The overwhelming momentum and pressure instantly burst his clothes apart, leaving only a pair of boxer briefs.

"The clothes... burst!" Jiang Ke'er was stunned.

A mouthful of grilled fish not only made him experience the ultimate happiness in the world, but it was like eating a top-grade elixir carefully crafted by an alchemy immortal, which greatly enhanced his cultivation!

Yuanzheng burst into tears.

But at this moment, Jiang Keer shouted: "Immortal, why are you eating shit?"

He looked very happy while eating.

"Humph!"

Yuan Zheng sneered: "What's wrong with eating shit? It smells so good!"

In front of Jiang Keer's cooking skills, the so-called fairyland cooking skills no longer had any dignity... No, even he himself didn't want to have any dignity anymore.

When he thought that he might never be able to eat such delicious food again, he felt as if the sky was falling and filled with pain and despair.

If possible, he would like to become a worm in Jiang Ke'er's stomach, eating shit every day and being so happy!

As Yuan Zheng was intoxicated, a divine light descended and kicked him out of the beginner stage.

Only cultivators at the Three Talents Realm and below are allowed to enter the beginner realm.

He was originally a cultivator in the Liuhe realm, and it was the great powers of the Jiexian Palace who spent a lot of effort and used up a lot of natural resources and treasures to temporarily suppress his cultivation to the Sancai realm. The purpose was to have a perfect guarantee to completely kill Jiang Ke'er and eliminate future troubles!

However, as he broke through the bottleneck, all the efforts of the Jiexian Palace were completely in vain. His cultivation could no longer be suppressed and directly expanded to the maximum point. As a result, there was no place for him in the beginner realm anymore.

The boat was still shaking, slowly drifting towards the huge dark shadow of the island in the distance.

It's like nothing happened.

Jiang Ke'er was holding an exquisite Qiankun bag in her hand. She and her husband chuckled twice, weighed the bag, and poured all the contents into the inventory.

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38. A little understanding of budding

I, Jiang Keer, do not accept any freebies.

Not even a meal!

This bag of yours can barely serve as food payment.

Jiang Ke'er smiled and opened the mouth of her Qiankun bag.

I love opening the Qiankun bag! It's like a lottery, anything can happen.

"I go!"

After pouring all the contents of the Qiankun bag into the inventory, she stared at the extra 15,000 magic crystals in the currency column and was stunned.

This is too fierce! People from the Jiexian Palace carry more than 10,000 magic crystals in cash?

She worked very hard to earn money for other people, and even with the magic crystals she got for free from the system, she only managed to save a few hundred of them. But now her remaining balance of magic crystals is as high as 15777!

With this amount of money, I can buy a top-quality sixth-grade magical weapon.

Although only this much money and a strange token engraved with the name of Jiexian Palace came out of Yuan Zheng's Qiankun bag, it was substantial enough to make Jiang Ke'er want to go to the Jiexian Palace's lair for a few more rounds.

Of course, it was just a thought. With her current strength, she would have to delay such a difficult task as causing trouble for the Jiexian Palace.

"Eat fish~eat fish~"

I don’t know how delicious this fish is. It could actually eat up a person as big as Yuanzheng.

Wouldn’t my clothes explode if I took one bite?

That would be terrible. Wouldn’t Qiao Xiaoxian get the upper hand again?

Never mind, I’m starving. The foundation-building pills I took before didn’t fill me up at all.

******

From the moment she took a bite of the grilled fish, Jiang Keer vowed that she would cook every meal by herself from now on!

It was so delicious! It was so delicious that I had hallucinations. After eating it, my spiritual roots and charm increased by 5 points! I also got a BUFF effect that increased my Qi recovery speed by 10%!

Moreover, these attribute bonuses can be triggered once for each ingredient.

Every time you eat a new ingredient, you can get a new effect... There are more than billions of types of ingredients in this world!

From today on, I want to eat all over China!

Qiao Xiaoxian fully agreed with this.

"Where do you get all these weird skills?" Qiao Xiaoxian couldn't help but ask curiously, "Stealing skills, cooking skills, True Word Horse Killing Skill... What else do you know?"

"Me?" Jiang Ke'er leaned against the edge of the boat, patted her belly, and wagged her tail proudly. "I know a little bit about everything. Maybe I don't understand it now, but I will understand it in the future..."

"Know a little bit?"

Qiao Xiaoxian recalled the taste of the grilled fish, and Yuanzheng's complicated mental journey from "disdain", to "shock", and then to "eating shit is awesome, I want to eat it every day".

She roughly knew what Jiang Ke'er, a newborn little monster, meant.

******

The boat finally reached the shore. Standing on the beach, Jiang Ke'er looked up at the Hanye Island.

It is called an island, but it is more like a towering mountain in the sea.

The mountain is so high that its top is invisible. It is divided into two parts by clouds, one half is below the clouds and the other half is above the clouds. The world below the clouds is lush and green, while the world above the clouds seems quite mysterious.

A staircase leads straight to the top of the mountain, like a road leading directly to the immortal gate.

On this road to heaven, every hundred meters there is a monk sitting with a sword in his arms, like a boss guarding the pass.

Several guards on the lowest level were fighting, and they were fighting with some human swordsmen.

There were other human swordsmen watching the battle around, and there were bursts of cheers and shouts, and the atmosphere was very heated.

The scene here was completely different from the Hongmen Banquet that Jiang Ke'er had imagined. The lively atmosphere of sword-fighting and learning here made her feel very happy and envious.

They discussed sword-fighting techniques together, had friendly practical exchanges, teased each other from time to time, and made each other blush, but their friendship grew deeper during the exchanges.

After the sword-fighting discussion and the fight, a group of bruised and battered guys called each other brothers, walked arm in arm, and went to the tavern with bandages and Band-Aids on. In the end, they got drunk together and made an appointment to fight again next year.

Jiang Ke'er gripped her sword, wanting to go up and say hello, but in the end she could only sigh softly, gripping the hilt of the sword, her eyes becoming indifferent and deep.

Some things don't belong to you after all, and no matter how skilled you are at stealing them, you can't get them.

Jiang Ke'er seemed to have some obvious odor on his body. His appearance quickly cooled the atmosphere around him. The group of sword cultivators, who had been lively just now, suddenly fell silent after seeing Jiang Ke'er.

Jiang Ke'er knew very well that she didn't stink. Not only did she not stink, she smelled very good... But this made her feel even more sad. She wished she had an unbearable stench on her body.

"The Hundred Passes Sword Contest on Hanye Island," Qiao Xiaoxian suddenly spoke, interrupting her thoughts, "I have heard of your great name for a long time, and I never thought I would be able to see it in person one day."

"A hundred-pass sword contest?"

"The Sword Discussion Mountain Road is guarded by 100 beginner sword cultivators," Qiao Xiaoxian explained. "These cultivators come from various schools, and their cultivation levels get stronger and stronger from the lowest to the highest. They represent the highest level of beginner sword cultivators... If you can pass all 100 levels and become the guard of the 100th level without being defeated, it means you have conquered Wanrenzhou."

Jiang Ke'er nodded, she understood.

Just as she expected, this sword-fighting conference was not ostensibly held for her, but was a grand event that concerned all the sword practitioners in Wanrenzhou.

Everyone can participate in the challenge, and you are just an inconspicuous one among many challengers.

After all, if a sword-fighting competition was held specifically for her, it would not only make Wan Renzhou appear ungraceful, but would also over-elevate her status, which would be tantamount to admitting that he was afraid of Jiang Ke'er.

The current way of handling things can avoid the above embarrassment, and even make the host Wanrenzhou appear to be treating everyone equally, thus winning in terms of momentum.

As one of the ordinary challengers, Jiang Ke'er must start from the bottom like other sword cultivators.

It’s just that others who fail in the challenge will only get some skin injured at most, but you will lose your life.

——Not only do they want to kill her, but they also want to kill her honorably and dignifiedly, and announce to the public that she died in an accident during a sparring match. This is the outcome that the upper-level sword cultivators in Wanrenzhou want to see.

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39. Meow

"You fight first, I still have things to do," Qiao Xiaoxian glanced at the mountain road, "Don't die, I'll come find you when I'm done with things."

"Are you really in trouble?" Jiang Ke'er was a little surprised.

She thought that Qiao Xiaoxian accompanied her to Hanye Island just to keep an eye on her, and that saying that it was just on her way to Hanye Island was just an excuse.

"I'm looking for something very important," Qiao Xiaoxian said with a serious expression.

"Then go quickly and come back later," Jiang Ke'er waved goodbye happily, "If you can avoid coming back, then don't come back. It would be best if you die outside!"

"Do you hate me so much?" Qiao Xiaoxian was helpless.

"Yes, I wish you would die right now!"

Qiao Xiaoxian sighed, and suddenly she bent down and pecked Jiang Keer lightly on the forehead.

"?!"

"I'm leaving." Qiao Xiaoxian disappeared in a flash, leaving Jiang Ke'er standing on the beach in a dishevel.

"…Just go, why are you just chewing nonsense?" Jiang Ke'er took several deep breaths before she calmed her pounding heart and recovered from her petrified state.

Qiao Xiaoxian left, and Jiang Keer was about to try to break through directly, but she heard a familiar voice coming from behind her.

"Wait a minute, little sister!"

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