Guild Boss's Ambition

68. Banana Legend (Raftan)

(Raftan-Fritze)

"ViVi, do you know how to write the word death?"

"Can I take this as a threat? Woohoo, mom, I'm so scared."

Hearing Bai Ye's threat, the fox clown hugged my shoulders with a fearful look on her face.

God knows whether she is really scared or just pretending to be scared. Anyway, this shoulder of mine is not prepared for her.

I ruthlessly brushed this trouble aside: "I'm sorry, you have recognized the wrong relative."

The fox clown who was thrown away by me fell to the ground dramatically, crying like a tragic heroine: "It's bad enough that the loan shark my father borrowed came to my door, but I didn't expect that even you, my mother, would not recognize me. Is there still a place for me in this world? Wuuwuwu..."

At this time, Miss Bai Ye, who was deeply provoked by the fox girl clown, said coldly, "ViVi, I advise you to be more obedient, otherwise, I may not be able to turn a blind eye to the things you want to accomplish, such as your bad behavior against some people in the stone house?"

Bad behavior? What kind of bad behavior?

Instinctively I thought of Sophie, who also lived in the stone house with me, and I looked nervously at the fox clown in front of me with strange behavior.

The fox girl clown blinked blankly and asked, "What do I want to accomplish? Even I don't know what I want to do. Miss Bones, do you have the ability to predict the future?"

Miss Bai Ye half-closed her eyes and smiled, "If I guessed wrong, then you can regard me as having delusions, but if I guessed what you were thinking, then you'd better cooperate with me."

"There is no doubt that I am fully cooperating with you two bosses."

Hearing Bai Ye's threat, the fox clown stood up straight and gave us a standard military salute.

Seeing her nonsensical look, I really don't think she is trying to cooperate with us.

I looked at the time on the clock in the room and solemnly reminded the two people present: "Now that everyone is here, we should officially start the meeting. After all, due to someone's lateness, the meeting only has the last thirty minutes left."

Hearing my annoyed sarcasm, the fox clown sitting on the table immediately retorted excitedly: "What do you mean by because of someone's lateness? The notice given to me by the president only said that the meeting time is from 3 to 4 o'clock, and there is no special stipulation on when I should appear on stage? This is definitely the screenwriter's problem, not the actor's problem."

I began to feel annoyed by her sophistry.

"From a common sense perspective, the instructions the president gave you are very clear."

"Isn't it obvious? I - ViVi is not an ordinary person at all!"

Looking at the blue-haired fox who was proudly giving his thumbs up to his nose, I finally understood how stupid Raftan was for trying to communicate with him. In order to avoid wasting time, I decisively closed my mouth and looked at Miss Bai Ye.

Noticing my look, Miss Bai Ye, who was very smooth in her speech and behavior, took the initiative to take on the task of negotiating with the fox girl clown: "Well, Ehard's goal in having the three of us meet today is actually very simple. The most important thing is that we can get to know each other before the official competition, so that we will not be completely at odds with each other when we go to the competition field."

I continued her words and looked at ViVi: "I have come across Miss Bai Ye's fighting style before, but──"

The fox clown shrugged and said nonchalantly, "You can just ignore ViVi. I am different from you two platinum-level warriors. I am only gold-level strong. In a platinum-level battle, at most I can only perform acrobatics on the stage to entertain the crowd. One more or one less will not make much difference."

"Please don't underestimate yourself. With proper cooperation, pawns can also exert the strength of knights." I corrected.

"Miss Paladin, are you encouraging me? ViVi, I'm suddenly so touched!" the fox girl exclaimed exaggeratedly.

"Humph!"

I gritted my teeth and looked away, not wanting to look at her annoying face.

Seeing my silence, Miss Bai Ye took over the opportunity and talked about those old things: "Raftan is right. In any battle, there are always opportunities for super performance. There are even more precedents of the underdog defeating the superior. As long as we have detailed strategies and tactics, it is not impossible for our group to get into the top ten in the Midwinter Competition."

Unexpectedly, the fox clown shook her finger again and shouted arrogantly, "The tenth? You're telling me the tenth? This is really too much! The great king of the arena, Nicolus, once said that as a fighter, you should always look to the greatest victory instead of the estimated results. If you lack the determination to defeat all competitors, you will only be defeated by an unknown passerby in the end."

Um?and many more.

Without commenting on the meaning of that speech, is the arena king of our league called Nicklus?

Bai Ye: "ViVi, a friendly reminder, the name of the King of the Arena is Nicola, and she is a woman."

ViVi: "Hmm? Is that so? Well, the name is just a code name. Anyway, this is what I want to express."

Bai Ye: "And Nicola is deaf, so she has never spoken a word in her life."

ViVi: "Oh, I remembered it wrongly. She wrote it."

Bai Ye: "Indeed, we cannot deny that an illiterate person has the potential to write a long paragraph of standard common language."

ViVi: "So, with a little correction, the lie I just made up can be true!"

Bai Ye: "Yeah, it is indeed possible."

Although I don't know what's going on, Miss Bai Ye seems to have found a way to communicate with the fox girl clown. Looking at their happy faces, I suddenly felt isolated for no reason. However, even though I felt isolated, I felt relaxed and comfortable this time - perhaps this is the ideal state of glorious isolation.

"Then please write down your expertise on paper."

After chatting with ViVi for a long time, Miss Bai Ye gave us each a piece of paper.

After taking the white paper, I picked up the quill pen and started writing quickly.

It only took me about five minutes to finish writing my own sheet. After all, I had already demonstrated almost all of my abilities to Miss Bai Ye during the last Marching Wolf Tour. Now I just needed to briefly supplement the remaining parts and some special details, which would be enough to use as reference when formulating strategies.

After finishing writing my personal information, I was surprised to find that the fox clown was actually writing with her head down with a serious look on her face!

“Isn’t that just random writing?”

Seeing her so well-behaved, I couldn't help but feel curious.

I hesitated for a moment, but finally couldn't resist my curiosity and leaned over to take a look -

shoot!

Noticing my peeping, the fox clown covered the paper under her pen and looked at me warily.

"What can I do for you, Miss Raftan?" she asked in a cold voice.

Because of her sudden change, I was a little embarrassed. Without thinking too much, I replied, "No, I just want to confirm whether you have filled out the information properly. If you write it all in a mess, as your future teammates, Miss Bai Ye and I will have to spend extra energy to cooperate with your actions."

"Is this your reason to pry into other people's privacy, Miss Paladin?" The clown said in a cold tone.

"you!"

Facing her accusation, he choked for a moment, thought twice, and finally suppressed his floating heart: "Sorry, I just said something wrong. You are right. We are just teammates in a team competition. Even if we need to cooperate with each other, there is no need to make public our fighting skills. Let Miss Bai Ye see what's on paper."

However, the cold clown suddenly changed into the expression of a naughty doll.

She asked in astonishment: "Huh? You really don't want to watch it? I just prepared it so carefully for you!"

I was speechless and asked, "So do you want me to see it, or do you not want me to see it?"

She touched her nose like a girl next door, smiled, and pushed the written information in front of me: "Please look! Please look! Although my handwriting is not as beautiful as Berlane's, I believe that sincerity and love can make up for all shortcomings."

I always hear something different when she speaks these words.

It seems ironic, but a little different.

I looked at the words on the paper.

"My name is ViVi. I am from the Sky Fox family of the Orcs. My occupation is a clown. When it comes to fighting, my best combat skill is my water magic. I can create a thick fog that makes the entire arena pitch dark within three minutes. I can also change the appearance of various items. As for the most powerful trick, it is my Banana War Dance."

"The so-called Banana War Dance was first created by the powerful gorilla warrior Falam. The essence of this skill lies in its tenacious fighting power. By choosing different varieties of bananas, we can achieve different effects, from strengthening the body to nourishing the yin and beauty. With the high efficiency of collecting 500 bananas a day, the great gorilla warrior Falam always wins without fighting."

"Since I inherited Farram's will, I have set a training goal of eating at least seven bananas a week. I have won two consecutive MVP and FMVP awards in the Wild Moonlight Banana Competition, set a record for the highest number of hits in the history of the Aztec Chimpanzees, scored 81 points in a single game, and led the team to a comeback against their arch-rivals, the Indian White-faced Baboons, writing a glorious page in history."

"The above content is purely fictional, please do not take it seriously."

Just before I was about to go berserk, the cunning blue-haired fox wisely left a few words and fled the scene.

"This guy……"

Although a lot of time was wasted, at least one thing can be confirmed──

This clown can definitely cause some serious trouble for our enemies.

……

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69. Don't Be Afraid (Gu Shan)

(Ancient Mountain)

"I've fallen in love with Anne-senpai." -- Xiaolan and I said this.

But when the impulse subsided, I began to doubt myself.

"How can I avoid causing trouble for Anne-senpai?"

One night after get off work, I held an out-of-date fashion magazine, ordered a cup of coffee, and sat alone in a corner of the bar area. This was a blind spot. Senior Annie couldn't see my side, but I could see her every move through the refraction of a mercury mirror, thinking about everything about her.

"Alone, beautiful lady?"

Suddenly, a beautiful face appeared in front of me.

That is Miss Doris from the Snake House. Now she is not dragging a Medusa snake tail, but using a magical potion to turn it into human legs. After coming to the Stone House for internship, Xiao Lan arranged a very free job for her, which is to be stationed in the bar area at night and provide paid divination services to our guests.

From my usual observation, her business seems to be doing very well.

I smiled and replied, "I have nothing to do, so I came to read a book. Miss Doris, are you done with your work?"

She sat down with a newly launched Brandy Alexander and stretched her waist. "It's over, it's over. There are not many times a day that you can do divination, and Ruan doesn't like to work long hours."

"Ms. Doris is truly a noble—" I exclaimed.

"No, no, I'm just an ordinary rich second-generation." She said with a smile.

"In every sense, they are enviable nobles...."

"As for breasts, you can get them by eating more snakes."

Because of my burning gaze, Miss Doris adjusted her clothes on her chest with a little embarrassment. Today she wore a sexy black dress, revealing most of her northern hemisphere. But even so sexy, her innocent and cheerful temperament did not give people a sexy feeling. But then again, Miss Doris's breast shape is really great, it's exactly one of my ideals.

However, if you want breasts, you must eat snake meat...

Is it ok to eat it once a month?

If I remember correctly, the former president's wife didn't have big breasts either?

I stared in a daze at the mercury mirror that reflected Senior Annie's figure.

Seeing that I was distracted, Miss Doris stretched out her hand and waved it in front of my eyes.

"Gushan? Gushan! Do you want to have your fortune told?"

"Eh? Yes! Okay, but didn't you say that you have used up all the divination times tonight?"

Miss Doris smiled faintly: "Ruan specially left you a chance."

I asked confusedly, "Huh? Why?"

Miss Doris looked at me tenderly and said, "Because you look very unhappy, Gushan."

Am I unhappy?

I'm not unhappy.

"I'm just a little confused."

Hearing this, she was stunned for a moment, then smiled kindly and said in a gentle voice: "Then you need Ruan's divination even more. Although I can't see the whole truth of the matter, the results of divination are indeed quite valuable for reference. It was my compass when I lost my direction. It helped Ruan avoid many detours and even saved Ruan's life."

"Is it that powerful?" I was slightly surprised.

"That's not an exaggeration at all." She nodded and smiled.

Suddenly, I recalled something: "Oh, Miss Doris, what was the result of your divination for me last time? Was it a good thing or a bad thing? Tell me and let's compare the answers!"

Miss Doris shook her head and said, "I'm sorry, a decent fortune teller will not check the results of the fortune telling with the client, and cannot even tell the client whether the future he or she foresaw has happened. Using certain hints to help you overcome difficulties or to add icing on the cake is the limit of our ability. If we say or do too much, fate will take revenge on us."

"That's such a pity."

I lowered my head in disappointment, then raised my eyes curiously. "Well, I won't ask about the last divination. Miss Doris, please come and help me with a new divination! If possible, I really hope that the result of this divination will not be like the last time, where nothing can be revealed, not even a small hint."

"Even if you say so, it's not Ruan's decision whether to give a hint or not."

Miss Doris smiled bitterly and took out a strange disc from her space ring. The disc was made of a transparent material similar to glass. The bottom of the disc was pure white and covered with some vermilion fine sand. The fine sand was separated from the outside world by glass. Even if the plate was turned upside down, the fine sand inside would not leak out. Overall, it was something whose purpose I could not guess.

"Isn't this the astrology card from last time?" I asked confusedly.

"Come on, playing the same game every time, even if you don't get tired of it, I'll still feel bored."

Miss Medusa showed a bored expression typical of a professional, then picked up the red sand disc and introduced it, "This disc is called the Dragon Sand Magic Disc. It is a divination tool from the Kingdom of Celia. It has a history of thousands of years. It is said that it can be used to communicate with the Space Dragon and the Old Man of Time, and thus has the divination effect of predicting the future."

"This sounds dangerous. Will there be any side effects?" I asked worriedly.

In response to my question, Miss Doris gave me a terrifyingly innocent smile: "If an outsider were to do this, something close to spiritualism would naturally be as dangerous as a ritual to summon a demon. But don't worry, the person standing in front of you is one of the few professional fortune tellers in the world, and you will definitely not let those dirty things get to you."

"When you say that, I become even more worried." I said speechlessly.

"Hello, hello—"