Guild Boss's Ambition

"I'm sorry, Miss Lannong, but a lightning strike of this magnitude can't kill me."

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Boom boom boom! Boom boom boom!

I quickly replaced the bullets and fired another six-shot burst.

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67. Heloise's Reward (Little Blue)

(Ulu-Lannon)

After burning half of the 999 magic bullets that Bai Ye prepared for me, I finally succeeded in killing Xiao Xixi Kappa's clones twice. However, since Mr. Xiao Xixi could not fight back, these two successes could not represent that my own strength was enough to threaten a platinum-level strongman - what's more, I only killed a clone.

"Well, anyway, I feel refreshed after masturbating..."

"But I never thought that just pulling the trigger would consume so much energy..."

"Today I can eat at least fifty red bean buns in one go!"

With the joy of aerobic exercise, I walked briskly to the lounge of the kitchen of the stone house under the escort of Heloise. At this time, Gu Shan and the others were busy, and I was the only poster girl who was idle. But who told me that I was the major shareholder here? Who told me that I was being hunted by the big devil?

"Hmm? Wait? Being chased by a big devil is something to be proud of?"

"Dear Miss Lannon, is it really okay for you to be so calm?"

I bit into a red bean bun, drank osmanthus honey, and pondered the mysteries of the cosmic operation and world peace in this world.

"It's decided! We'll have roast goose for dinner tonight! I heard that Stallone seemed to have bought a batch of delicious goose meat yesterday! Oh, just thinking of the shiny color of the juicy goose meat roasted, I'm looking forward to tonight's dinner! Hmm? Wait a minute, Master Jacob will be on duty from 7 to 9 tonight, right? Then--"

"Let's change the dinner time to ten o'clock!"

Under the temptation of meat, I gritted my teeth and ate a few more delicious and slightly greasy red bean buns to increase my satiety so that I wouldn't have a rumbling stomach in front of the druid master, who would nag me about children's health knowledge such as filling their stomachs, and then force me to order a nutritious children's meal with perfect health in front of him.

My mind was full of food, and slowly my thoughts drifted to the high elves beside me.

"Um, Heloise, do you know what kind of food the high elves usually eat to survive?"

"Basically no different from humans," Heloise replied.

"So they also kill animals?" I asked.

"That's right. High elves are omnivores, but they won't eat creatures with higher IQs than goblins. On the other hand, because our intelligence is recognized, our goblins will also be included in their list of the wrath of nature. If we accidentally run into them in the wild, we will definitely be killed if we fail to escape."

I was silent for a moment, then asked, "Will the high elves bury their enemies?"

Heloise shook her head expressionlessly and replied, "If there is no hygienic need, the high elves will not bury the bodies of their enemies. If the deceased died in the wild, they would let the bodies be eaten by animals. In their religious views, a body without a soul has no great value. They don't even have the tradition of setting up tombs for their own people."

Looking at Heloise like this, I couldn't help but ask: "Heloise, do you hate high elves?"

Because of my question, she paused for a moment before answering calmly, "No special feeling."

Looking at Heloise like this, I felt inexplicably uncomfortable.

"Would you like some red bean buns?" I gave her one of the leftovers.

"Okay, thank you." She nodded calmly and took the bun.

Then we nibbled on the red bean buns in silence.

As I was chewing, a wild Miss President walked into the lounge.

"Oh, so you two are here!"

Looking at the sweat on her forehead, it seems that she has been missing us for quite some time.

I asked curiously, "Is there something urgent?"

Meng'er smiled and shook her head, looked at Heloise, sat down and explained, "There's nothing urgent, I just want to discuss something with Heloise."

Hearing this, I stood up: "Then I will first -"

Meng'er quickly stopped me from leaving and said, "Hey, I haven't said anything I want to discuss with Heloise yet, why are you thinking of leaving right away? Actually, what I'm going to talk about later is not something shameful, and maybe you, Uru, can provide us with some useful suggestions if you stay here."

"Is that so?" I showed a look of understanding, sat down again, and said arrogantly: "Since you sincerely want to seek my opinion, then I have no choice but to be merciful. Oh! Why are you hitting me!"

Meng Er rubbed his temple and said unhappily, "Stop asking questions when you already know the answer, okay? How come the longer I've known you, the more childish you seem to me? Are you one of those legendary weirdos who are born old and get younger as they grow older?"

I thought about it and answered seriously: "I can't completely rule out this possibility."

Meng Er rolled his eyes at me and didn't bother to pay attention to my antics. He just turned around and looked at Heloise beside him, and got to the point: "Heloise, you've been in Mopolis for quite a while, right? Are you used to it?"

Heloise nodded vigorously, forced out a rare smile, and said in a proud tone: "No problem! We goblins are well-known for our ability to adapt to the ground! I am confident that I can survive in a stone house with a high bed and soft pillows, or even in the dangerous Tree of Life! However, to be honest, there is one thing I can never get used to."

"What is it that makes you unable to get used to it?" Meng'er asked immediately with concern.

Heloise said calmly, "I found that the Stone House usually produces a lot of food waste. On average, about one twentieth of each portion of food is left over, and most of this food waste is thrown away by the chefs. But even if stray cats and dogs come to share a piece of the pie, they still can't digest all the food waste in a short time."

"So?" Meng'er asked doubtfully.

And I had a bad feeling.

Heloise asked in a very serious tone, "Can you let me eat these food scraps directly instead of giving me extra food? As a self-respecting big goblin, I really can't do anything to waste food."

Hearing Heloise's extreme remarks, I reminded her dumbly, "There are actually various ways to deal with kitchen waste. Heloise, you really don't need to eat other people's unwanted garbage by yourself. Besides, the kitchen waste thrown away by guests is somewhat unhygienic. Over time, it will make you sick."

"Impossible! We goblins are known for having strong stomachs!"

"Big sis! Wake up! You are a high elf!"

I was roaring in my heart, and Sister Meng'er interrupted at this time to bring the topic back on track: "Wait, wait, let's talk about the kitchen waste another day, and then let's talk about the salary issue first──"

Salary issue?

Heloise and I both turned our attention to the president.

The guild leader said to the high elf lady in a serious tone, "Heloise, you have helped me a lot in various aspects since I came to Mopolis City from Garuru Village. Therefore, I want to give you a corresponding reward in response to your contributions. This is the treatment that all adventurers in our Stone House can have. I hope you will not refuse."

Being told not to refuse, Heloise nodded her head calmly and said calmly, "As for the reward, I want magic stones and gemstones. We big goblins are different from little goblins. We prefer these shiny stones to edible food. As for the specific quantity and quality, please let Lord Ehard decide for yourself."

The Guild President smiled in distress and said, "In addition to magic stones and gems, you will also need some cash to maintain your daily life. How about this? I will pay you in cash, and as for magic stones and gems, you can buy them on the street in the future. At the very least, you can go to the third floor and patronize Miss Countess's black shop."

Where Miss Sophie couldn't see, the president secretly poured her a handful of rice.

Heloise replied, "I will obey Lord Ehard's orders."

Miss President said helplessly: "Please don't call me sir, call me president, okay?"

Heloise nodded seriously and corrected, "Okay, President Ehard!"

The president lady showed a stomachache expression: "You should call her adults back."

"Okay! Master Ehard! But──"

"But what? If you need anything, just tell me."

Heloise showed an awkward look on her face, and said slowly: "If possible, Heloise does not want to be an adventurer of the Stone House. I am an ambitious Goblin, and I admire your good character and leadership, Lord Ehard. Therefore, in my heart, I actually want to be loyal to you as a direct subordinate!"

By the end of her words, Heloise's eyes were filled with sincerity.

This kind of heart-warming look might have been shown to her by a certain high elf.

Perhaps considering this, Meng'er hesitated.

After careful consideration, the knight girl boldly gave a positive answer: "If this idea really comes from your own will, then I can accept your joining, but I must state in advance that even though I have the confidence to be a good president, as a knight, I am still on the path of cultivation."

Heloise immediately stood up from her chair excitedly and knelt on one knee in front of the president's seat in the stone house.

The knight girl moved her sword finger slightly and tapped the high elf's right shoulder lightly, completing the ritual of the Sword of Mercy.

I originally thought Meng'er would be hesitant, but at this moment she seemed to have the courage to lead others into the unknown.

That is a courage that I, as an irresponsible person, cannot possess.

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68. Untitled (Blanny)

(Branny Erhard)

Xiaolan seems to have been in trouble recently. I heard that Bai Ye suddenly attacked her a few days ago.

Then suddenly another Bai Ye ran out, a Bai Ye who looked mature and as voluptuous as an ancient female sculpture.

Now all the strong men in the entire guild are protecting Xiaolan, and even Mr. Jacob from the Tree of Life next door has been hired by my sister to help with a large sum of money. This is a phenomenon that I have never seen even though I have lived in a stone house since I was a child. If other people who don't know the inside story know about our guard arrangements, I am afraid they will think that we are protecting a royal relative, right?

Xiaolan is a special case──

But I can't help but envy her because of the importance my sister places on her, and I might even be a little jealous.

Therefore, when Xiaolan was being strictly protected, I felt concerned but also a little relieved.

After having dinner with Sister Meng'er, I took a comfortable bath, then climbed onto the soft yet firm mattress with a happy mood. I turned off the lights and went to sleep at 10 o'clock in the evening to greet a new tomorrow.

However, just as I turned off the lights, someone knocked on my door.

giggle.

The rhythm is plain but powerful, it is the sound of a legitimate knock on the door, it is my sister's knock on the door.

I pushed aside the quilt, put on my coat, and hurried to the door while shivering in the winter wind.

The door opened with a click, and I saw Sister Meng'er.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"Isn't it okay for me to come and chat with you?" She smiled beautifully.

"But I need to go to bed. I have work to do tomorrow," I said truthfully.

"That's perfect. We haven't slept together for a long time."

My sister put on a slightly strange smile and lay down on my bed. She had already changed into pajamas and washed her body. I smelled orange-flavored perfume on her, which was a new brand she had recently changed to. She was also accustomed to trying new things, and it even gave people the illusion that she was fickle.

Although I felt that my sister was a little strange tonight, I didn't ask any questions. I just closed the door and climbed onto the bed.

As soon as I returned to the room, my sister's warm body came close to me.

"Sister?" I asked.

"What's wrong, Branny? Do you hate this?" She asked with a seductive smile.

Hate?

Although I don’t hate it, there is an indescribable sense of disobedience.

It was as if he didn't want to be so close to his sister anymore, but it was also as if he wanted to be even more closely with her.

I pushed her away in a polite gesture of rejection.

Unexpectedly, not only did she not move away, but she moved even closer to my body and sat on me.

There is no need for words to describe what happened next. She gave me a possessed look. I understood her look and could not avoid her temptation. Her body was like the sweetest fruit, and her hands were as warm and soft as my mother's arms. I could only snuggle in her arms obediently, and the memories hidden deep inside also made a cry of longing.

"Sister, no..." he said with the little rationality left.

"More, more?" The ignited sensuality mocks.

My sister, who had transformed into a succubus, smiled coquettishly and crawled into the bed that covered my private part. The constantly stimulated senses made me twist my waist involuntarily. In a place where I couldn't see, there was a wet and cunning little thing teasing my heart. The itchy feeling burned in my entire spiritual world like a prairie fire. Even my teeth were sore from biting them because I wanted to lie down and moan.

Suddenly, a feeling of pleasure that I had never experienced before reached its peak in an instant.

He was so happy that even his waist arched.

At such a happy moment, she slowly poked her naked body out from under the quilt.

However, somehow, she had a different expression at this moment.

The look in the blonde girl's eyes as she looked at me seemed to have a layer of black and red mixed in.

The color was so intense, as overbearing and strong as the force with which she clamped my wrists.

"Well, Berlane, what's that tattoo about?" she asked icily.

"That is……"

I wanted to explain, but she blocked my mouth.

She kissed me as if she wanted to devour me, her eyes more focused on me than ever before.