Guild Boss's Ambition

"That's wrong. The correct idea should be - as a friend, what should you think?"

Indeed, apart from physiological instincts such as breathing and heartbeat, most of human behavior comes from the heart. Thinking conversely, as long as I can grasp the psychological state that a friend should have, I can further derive the action pattern that a friend should have, and thus establish an objective and factual friendship with Lan Nong.

I nodded in agreement and asked Taimi for advice, "So, what should I think about?"

Taimi smiled brightly and replied, "You're asking me that. Is your head made for shit?"

I advised, "I personally don't recommend girls to use foul language."

Taimi rudely reached out and grabbed my bunny ears, saying rudely, "I am just so wild and uneducated, do you have any objection? If I find your ears disgusting, can I pull them off by force?"

Imagining the moment when my rabbit ears were torn off, I shuddered as I slapped the bad hand on my head and snatched my ears back.

"Violence is not an option. If you don't like it, please advise me!"

"Even if it is called persuasion, verbal violence is still a form of violence, so please don't interrupt me and interfere with my words and actions. It is my freedom to swear. It is you who don't appreciate my language art."

“I don’t think those words can be called art.”

"Very good, this way of expressing it is much better, but I still want to ask, is your head used to store shit?"

Is my head for shit?

Since I instinctively thought that Taimi was helping me figure things out, I also thought about her question a little more seriously. Finally, I came up with a positive answer: "Feces is stored in the intestines, and the human head is used to store the brain. I think this is common sense that all middle school students understand."

"..."

Taimi looked at me in silence for a moment, then gave me a thumbs-up with a serious look and praised, "80 points for a bad joke."

I really don’t understand why Taimi always thinks I’m deliberately telling jokes when she clearly doesn’t laugh?

In order to correct my image, I had to make it clear: "This is not a joke, I am serious with you."

Hearing this, Taimi put on a tone of thorough understanding and said calmly, "I understand. All deadpan comedians will say that they are not funny. The interesting thing about this joke is that it is not a joke in itself. Although we do not agree on the topic of foul language, I must admit that Huabi is better than me in the technique of telling jokes."

I decided not to complain about Taimi anymore.

I tried to get the topic back on track: "So, as a friend, what kind of mentality should I have?"

"Friends..."

Taimi thought for a moment, then replied easily, "Why not just let it happen? In the final analysis, it's not a social relationship that can be established just because you want to. However, if you look at it from a formalistic perspective, if you go out to have lunch with her every now and then and discuss homework with her occasionally, then isn't that what we call a friend?"

"If you had explained it this way earlier, wouldn't this topic have ended right away?"

After telling Taimi my inner feelings in a depressed tone, I turned around and walked past the classmates who were watching and chatting in the training ground, and came to Lan Nong. At this time, Lan Nong was hanging out with Cui Si, who was talking to him in a low voice, while the former was responding to the latter with only half of the writing board left.

I walked straight up to them and told them my plan: "Classmate Lan Nong, as proof of our friendship, shall we go to eat together after school at noon, and then go to the library to study?"

"Wow... so direct..."

After hearing what I said, Tracy, a classmate sitting next to me, made a small sound. Because her voice was so soft, I couldn’t hear her words very clearly, but judging from her expression, I felt that she seemed to have some opinion about me.

However, I have no interest in Cuisi. I am only interested in the strong. I don't have the time to understand the thoughts of a weakling like Cuisi who surrenders in every battle.

I fixed my eyes on Lan Nong.

"I can eat, but I can't study. My family will worry."

She wrote her response quickly. Her handwriting was a little sloppy because she had to speed up, but it was still acceptable and understandable. It was just that there was only half of the writing board left, so her words seemed a little crowded. I sympathized with her situation, but rationality prevented me from being responsible for the damaged writing board.

She was the one who pulled out the clipboard to block the knife, so I don't have to feel guilty about it.

If it was my fault, then I could easily offer her a helping hand.

"Well, I'll pick you up after the third period. You probably don't know the way to the student cafeteria, right?"

"I...I'll take her there!"

When I was talking to Lan Nong, Cui Si suddenly interrupted us.

I glanced at her, somewhat puzzled by the anxiety on her face.

I would take a conservative wait-and-see attitude towards things I don't understand, so I didn't reject Cuisi's offer to help. I just nodded and agreed, saying, "Then I'll have to trouble Cuisi to lead the way after class. I'll reserve a seat in the cafeteria first. If you need anything else, you can ask now."

Without saying a word, Lan Nong just smiled beautifully, nodded first, and then shook his head.

Miraculously, just by looking at her expressions and movements, I could actually understand what she meant.

"Since you don't need anything else, I'll see you later. There are a few more fights coming up that I'm particularly interested in."

After confirming the after-class schedule with Lan Nong, I turned around and went back to Taimi. Although she was smart and stayed away from the crowd, the seat she chose had a good view. Without having to squeeze with the crowd, from the higher stands, she and I could clearly see the scenery in the training ground.

"Idiot, why are you here when you have a girl?"

"There are fewer people here."

"Haven't there been more people since you came?"

"I'm sorry to bother you..."

"Idiot! Now that you're here, don't leave suddenly. This will make others think that I'm difficult to get along with."

"OK, all right."

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11. The Troublesome Male Rabbit (Tris)

(Tracey Garcia)

Lian'er, the new transfer student, was able to adapt to campus life better than I expected. Except for being a little depressed during the break after the first class, she was very smooth in the following time. During this period, she was even labeled as interesting by her classmates because of the fuss made by her classmate Huabi. After the physical education class, several female classmates took the initiative to talk to her.

Compared to me, who took a whole week to make friends, Lian'er's approach was much more successful.

However, this is actually a matter of course.

Lian'er's personality is much better than mine. Although she was born unable to speak, she can speak better than anyone else.

After the practical training class, I introduced Lian'er to two of my best friends. They were all amazed at Lian'er's outstanding performance on the training ground today. Like everyone else, they were curious about how Lian'er took away Huabi's weapon, but Lian'er did not explain much on this issue.

"This is going to be very troublesome to explain."

Whenever asked, Lian'er would reveal a troubled expression, and most people would politely not ask further. After all, these special fighting skills were often private secrets. Even if one intended to share them with friends selflessly, they might have to remain confidential due to the sect's rules.

Our school has a very good discipline now, so few people force others to do anything they are unwilling to do.

But in fact, bullying among students does happen, but because the environment is strict, everyone is more secretive. For example, there is someone in our class who is being bullied. I don’t know much about that classmate’s background, but I always hear some rumors about her secretly.

"The world of junior high school students is twice as troublesome as that of elementary school students..."

Yawn

The old man who taught the history of the alliance was already spitting out foam at the mouth at the podium, but no matter how passionate he was, his teaching style was still boring in nature. As for the subject of the history of the alliance, I would rather spend more time reciting it at home than go to his class...

In fact, it’s not a question of whether I want to or not, but I will fall asleep naturally while listening.

That is force majeure──force majeure──

Dang～～Dang～～Dang～～

Time flies by, and the traditional clock sounds come leisurely from outside the window.

Half-conscious, I slowly climbed up from the table. I was not the only one who slept in class. Then, I heard the sounds of tables and chairs moving and colliding all around me. The life of the whole world seemed to be liberated by the bell. The history teacher on the podium looked at our loyal reactions and sighed deeply.

"Teacher, I know you are very attentive..."

"But your classes are really boring..."

"As your student, I'm afraid I can only repay you with the scores on the test papers, right?"

I said sorry to the teacher secretly, and stood up to walk to Lian'er's seat. But halfway there, Lily and Columbus, who were more familiar with me, also walked towards me out of habit. They were the two who initially accepted me as a transfer student. If we didn't have to use the Stone House, we would have eaten lunch together after class...

"Let's go, pack up quickly, otherwise there will be no seats for lunch if we're late!" Columbus urged with a smile.

"If there's no seat, we can eat on the rooftop..." Lily said sleepily.

Although it is a very happy thing to have meals with friends regularly, today I have made an appointment with Lian'er to take her to the student cafeteria. The bunny-eared guy named Huabi is obviously a weirdo. If I don't pay attention, a good kid like Lian'er who is kind by nature can be easily hurt.

There are many people in this world who look harmless but are actually evil-minded - like me.

I silently gave myself a negative score, smiled with disdain, and said to the two people in front of me: "Sorry, I want to eat with that transfer student friend first today."

"Are you talking about classmate Lan Nong? Can't we invite her to eat together?" Lily said with a smile.

"Yes, the more girls eating at the same table, the better," Columbus said cheerfully.

Seeing that Lian'er had already packed her schoolbag, I had to cut to the chase: "I also want Lian'er to have dinner with us, but not today... today... we have a date with Huabi!"

After I finished explaining, I didn't look back to see Lily and Columbus' reactions. I just turned my face away and rushed quickly to Lian'er, then took her straight out of the classroom and followed the bustling crowd to the student cafeteria.

There are huge crowds of students gathered in the student cafeteria. From junior high school to high school, more than 70% of the students will meet their dining needs in this cafeteria. In order to avoid too much mixing between students of different grades, the school divides the cafeteria into six equal areas according to grade. Among them, the dining area belonging to our first grade is located closest to the teacher's area.

While I was explaining the layout of the student cafeteria to Lian'er, I was looking for Huabi who had come in advance to find a seat. Fortunately, he had a pair of eye-catching rabbit ears, so it only took us two minutes to find him.

but……

"Why two people?" I asked speechlessly.

"I remember I only made an appointment with Lan Nong." Hua Bi said as a matter of course.

Looking at this inexplicably arrogant Huabi classmate in front of me, I suddenly had the idea of ​​taking Lian'er away from here. Who the hell is this guy? Does he know what first come first served means? No matter how I think about it, out of social etiquette, when he makes friends with Lian'er, he must also get to know me, right? (Although I don't really want to communicate with him.)

I secretly looked at Lian'er, and saw that she was looking back and forth between me and Huabi with a confused look on her face.

Look, look!

Mr. Stupid Rabbit, if you do this, won’t it be just Lian’er who will be in trouble in the end?

I first glared at Huabi with dissatisfaction, walked to the table for four next door, and then borrowed a chair from the three strangers sitting there. But even with the borrowed chair, the size of the table for two was still not enough for three people to use comfortably. Thinking about it from another angle, the chair that was forcibly added next to the table for two was also very strange.

With a lot of people watching me, I gritted my teeth and sat down between Huabi and Lian'er.

Looking at my efforts, the damn Huabi still made the following criticism: "I think your behavior is a bit rude, Garcia."

"No matter how rude I am, it's not as rude as you!"

Although I am not good at talking back, I still couldn't help but talk back to him. What I hate most in this world are those idiots who are arrogant and don't consider other people's feelings at all. Huabi is undoubtedly this type of KY. Their existence is greatly harmful to the harmony of human society and they are the worst choice for making friends.

Unlike Huabi who can't read the air, Lian'er is the kind of friend who is extremely valuable. Apart from her hidden wealthy family background, her kindness and friendliness alone are priceless treasures in the world. As her friends, we can always get a lot of help and share a lot of happiness from her.

Seeing that Huabi and I were about to quarrel, Lian'er, who was caught in the middle, also took corresponding actions. She wrote something hurriedly, and then raised the writing board that was chopped to pieces by Huabi.

"Please get along well with each other."

"If this is what Lan Nong wants, I can reluctantly accept it."

However, even though Lian'er made the request helplessly, Huabi still looked at us with the same dead face as always. Under such circumstances, even if he said he could reluctantly accept it, it would be difficult for me to get along with him sincerely. If it weren't for Lian'er's face, I would have stood up and left long ago.

If I had known earlier, I would have brought Lian'er to have dinner with Lily and Columbus!

"Just a stupid rabbit! Just a stupid rabbit!"

I sat down indignantly, determined not to pay attention to the irritating Huabi. I just looked at the menu on the table in silence and chose my lunch for today: "Well, I've chosen it, meal B. Lian'er and Huabi, what do you want to eat? I'll order your portions later."

When asked, Lian'er took the menu, then wrinkled her nose and stared with a confused look on her face.

"You guys take up the seat, I'll go order first."

Before Lian'er could decide on the menu, Huabi stood up abruptly and walked towards the long queue outside. At first, I was angry at his rude behavior, but then I thought that I could only carry two sets of plates by myself, so I felt relieved that he ordered food alone.

"Or maybe Huabi-san took this into consideration and acted on his own?"

"But no matter what, I still hope that he can express his thoughts in advance..."

"You're already in middle school, why are you still as ignorant as an elementary school student?"

Looking at Huabi's tall back walking away, I, who should have been still in the sixth grade of elementary school, sighed silently. At the same time, Lian'er made a sound and happily picked the food from the simple menu.

Lian'er, who was young and naive, had no idea of ​​the cruelty of the student cafeteria. She naively picked a very difficult dish, black pepper steak pesto pasta. This kind of thing, unless it is a high-end restaurant like Stone House, the final taste will generally be very bad - whether it is pesto or steak, both are very difficult to make.

"Well, let her try it herself. She won't order it again after she tries it."

With a mischievous intention, I deliberately did not remind Lian'er. After Huabi came back with several triple burgers, I stood up alone and went outside to queue up. First, I paid for the order, then handed the handwritten invoice to the kitchen staff. Then I just had to wait for five to ten minutes, and the lunch for two people would be delivered to the pick-up area.

Ok……

Five to ten minutes is the normal time, but for food like black pepper steak and pesto pasta, which is rarely purchased, the chefs usually cook it on order. Without advance preparation, the entire preparation time for Lian'er's lunch would take at least twenty minutes. Now thinking back...

"I should have reminded her just now."

Looking at the scene of Lian'er and Huabi spending time alone together, I suddenly realized the wisdom of the saying that evil will be punished.

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