Guild Boss's Ambition

I twisted my mouth and couldn't help pouring cold water on Mr. Nanbert: "Yes, it's really much better. Then we had the wrath of nature last year, and today we also learned about the hidden worries of magic elements. Don't you think these problems are too difficult to deal with? Why can't God create a big devil, and we find a brave man to defeat the devil, and then everything will be over?"

Mr. Nanbert shook his head and said with concern for the country and the people: "The sky is so vast and the land is so vast. It is too difficult for the human race to give up the desire for expansion. Over the years, our human race has been very frustrated. It was not until the Lords of the Mountains and Forests were all eliminated that our human race had a glimmer of hope to defeat those overbearing high elves."

More than four hundred years ago, every region had a lord-level magical beast, and they were the masters of the mountains and forests.

However, due to a certain incident, the setting of Lord of the Forest no longer exists.

I tried to think from another perspective: "The result of the wrath of nature is that both sides' armaments have been upgraded. Currently, all our armaments are based on magic. Every year and every month, the number of magic stones used by our alliance is tens of thousands. If all these overspent magic elements are transformed into foul beasts..."

"After all, the conditions for those foul beasts to come to the world of the living are still unknown." Mr. Nanbert said, rubbing his forehead.

"It's precisely because it's unknown that it seems scary, isn't it?" I said, imitating him while rubbing my forehead.

"Alas..."

"Alas..."

"Xiao Lan, Xiao Lan, how do you think I should write a warning letter to the government?"

"Mr. Nanbert, Mr. Nanbert, you are my boss!"

Despite sighing with great sorrow, the timid Mr. Nanbert still took out a pen and paper and began to write an anonymous letter to the government military. In order to avoid leaving fingerprints, he put on gloves before holding the pen. The letterhead was addressed to Ms. Caesar. This Ms. Caesar was probably the older Ms. Caesar I knew. Although she was a conspirator, she was calculating for the welfare of the entire people and was someone who could be entrusted with important tasks.

Mr. Nambert was extremely cautious throughout the letter-writing process.

After he finished writing the letter, I was responsible for putting it in the mailbox on the next street.

I also wore gloves during the delivery process.

Finally, all the tools used to write the letter were taken to the back alley and destroyed.

After completing all the events, I asked, "Why do we have to make it look like we are thieves when we do good things?"

Mr. Nanbert replied miserably: "Don't ask me, I don't know why."

We returned to the third floor of the stone house with a strange feeling. There was already a long queue at the counter of the task appraisal department. This damn flow of people is like this. At a certain time, they will swarm out, forcing us who were so idle just now to cry and shout for work. The queue in front of us is an unusual intermittent disaster.

After clearing 70% of the queue, I secretly complained to Mr. Nanbert: "Why are there still so many adventurers on Sunday? Don't they have to talk about love, date, or do things?"

Mr. Nanbert wiped the sweat from his forehead and asked suspiciously, "Don't you recognize them? They are all from the same temporary adventure group. They must have just finished their mission, so they came to us to ask for missions after they were disbanded, right? Well, of course you don't recognize them, because you were attending a fashion show when they came to apply for the mission."

I immediately became unhappy: "You said so much just to insult me?"

He showed a withdrawn expression: "How did I harm you?"

"Yes! You said I was attending a fashion show!"

"How can this be said to insult you?"

"This is undoubtedly sexual harassment directed at me personally!"

"Please don't say such things in front of the guests. You know how many crazy fans you have..."

"Are you scared? Haha!"

I happily bullied Mr. Nanbert. After clearing the long queue, I went to the first floor to collect the red bean buns for the day as usual. The gay couples were as loving as ever. Marilou and Mengjia, who came from the water world, also adapted well to the environment of our stone house. It was just that the half-dragon Marilou liked to stir up trouble, and from time to time she would have a fight with Stallone over the chief chef and deputy chef.

Well……

Anyway, kitchen matters have always been left to the cooks to decide. As the nominal manager, I am only responsible for managing their red bean buns. Apart from that, I am only responsible for managing a certain imaginative loli on the first floor.

"Hey! You're slacking off again! What magazine are you reading? Confiscate it!"

Just as I was about to go to the lounge to slack off, I noticed Loli Furuyama grinning foolishly at a magazine.

"Yeah! Come on, I was just slacking off for three minutes. You are such a rude supervisor!"

"You are so awesome for being lazy and yet you are so confident about it!"

I gave Gu Shan a thumbs-up, put the magazine back on the table and asked, "Nuo, what were you reading just now? Why are you laughing so stupidly? If others don't know, they might think you were reading something 18+."

"Xia-rated? Yes! There will be a romantic version later."

Loli Gushan shook her twin ponytails and demonstrated by turning the magazine to the most exciting page.

Very good, meaty, very nice.

After quickly taking three seconds to admire it, I seriously turned the magazine back to the front.

"Don't change the subject, tell me! What were you peeking at just now?!"

Gu Shan twisted his mouth in disdain: "What do you mean by peeking? I am watching openly. Hey! Xiao Lan, come and take a look at this news. What do you think? Are you interested? I have shown it to Senior Annie and Senior Berlane. They are very generous and agreed immediately. Now among the three beauties of the Stone House, you are the only one who has not expressed your intention to participate!"

What was written in the magazine was nothing but the talent show of the guild poster girl.

I have also seen the same advertisement in Qunfangji, which is an annual formal competition.

"Do you think I have any reason to participate?" I asked, narrowing my eyes.

"Yes! Look at the prizes for the competition!" Gu Shan smiled sinisterly.

I looked at the column that said prizes.

The prize for the champion is a set of Tianshan Ambergris bath spray.

"So what?" I asked puzzled.

"Lian'er told me that she really wanted to try it." Gu Shan said accurately.

"Okay! I'm in!"

Even though I know this is a Hongmen Banquet, the situation is serious and I have no choice but to go ahead with it!

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1. Game rules (Little Blue)

(Ulu-Lannon)

On impulse, I signed up for the beauty pageant.

To be more formal, the name of this competition is: "Guild Poster Girl Talent Exchange Conference"

In the name of communication, they are actually holding a beauty pageant. Everyone knows Sima Zhao's intention.

Well……

Anyway, I've already walked the catwalk, so it shouldn't make any difference if I attend one more exchange conference, right?

Uh-huh!

As long as I can get the bath spray that Lian'er wants, what does my small sacrifice matter?

"Since I've already participated in the competition, there's only one thing left for me to think about!"

"How to win this cruel war?"

The talent exchange conferences over the years have always been a battleground for adventurer guilds!

As long as their own poster girl can successfully stand out from the crowd, the guild to which the poster girl belongs will surely be blessed by the spotlights of major organizations. Even if there is no way to achieve the final victory, during the fierce and exciting competition, the poster girls and the guilds they belong to will be able to leave some memory to the audience.

Since this exchange conference has great potential for spreading the word, almost all guilds will send people to participate.

According to the rules of the exchange conference, each guild can send up to three poster girls to participate in the battle. Almost every guild will use up this limit and send out the full number of guilds. Last year, 64 guilds sent a total of 170 participants. However, due to the wrath of nature, the total number of adventurer guilds has dropped sharply. It was not until mid-July that the total number of guilds recovered from 24 to 30.

In other words, at most only 90 people will attend this exchange conference.

"A communication meeting for ninety people? Actually, what is that for?"

"It should be similar to the beauty pageants on Earth, right?"

I imagined a scene of ninety poster girls standing side by side in swimsuits.

An army in swimsuits? So weird! So scary!

Fortunately, my fantasy was not true.

According to the description in the Qunfang Collection, the exchange conference did not have the tacky swimsuit segment. After all, our guild poster girls are the face of the Adventurer's Guild. Although beauty is an indispensable part, it is more important to attract the industry's customers - adventurers and clients - by showing their own charm.

In fact, there is no fixed routine for the annual exchange conference.

Since the content of each competition is different and varied, those famous courtesans may not be able to monopolize the awards every time. Out of ten times there are always one or two dark horses who emerge halfway and steal the championship in an unexpected way.

For example, the champion of the last exchange conference was a muscular girl from the Minotaur tribe.

The main reason for this result lies in the way the game is played.

It was obviously a conference for the exchange of poster girls, but the competition items were arranged as "arm wrestling" and "ring match". In these two rough and brutal competitions, the Minotaur lady with platinum-level combat power naturally killed all the opponents. In the end, she won the MVP and the championship honors with overwhelming momentum and without any suspense.

Such a result naturally disappointed the gentlemen, but to a certain extent, the randomness of the content of the exchange project can more or less improve the fairness of the competition and prevent a specific type of poster girl from monopolizing the show. The purpose is to stimulate communication between poster girls through activities in different categories, while at the same time making the exchange conference have basic entertainment value.

Actually, coming back to the point, each of the poster girls in our guild has her own beauty, and there is no perfect scoring standard. If the champion from last year came to apply for our guild today, I would definitely offer her very generous conditions, because only poster girls like her can attract a small number of potential adventurers, especially those who are obsessed with muscles.

Honestly speaking, in the eyes of traditional Tauren and Faun, delicate girls like me and Berlani are not really that attractive. As for human preferences, they prefer chubby women. To be more precise, Tauren prefer muscular female warriors, while Faun men are particularly keen on plump mature women (obese women are not allowed).

In order to cater to the aesthetics of different races, any guild must take into account the diversity of the types of poster girls. Human poster girls are mainly used to attract humans, and orc poster girls are mainly used to attract orcs. Although in addition to race, there are other ways to classify the ability of poster girls to attract customers, but in the initial stage, the power of race is the most obvious.

Coming back to the point, since there are poster girls, there should also be poster boys, right?

In fact, poster boys do exist, but they are not popular.

There are many reasons why the kanban man is not popular.

Firstly, the ratio of men to women in the adventure industry is six to four, with men making up the majority.

Secondly, the culture of the Bright Alliance is very strange, and there are many lesbians here who openly engage in lesbianism.

Furthermore, in traditional society, boys who make a living by using their looks are not well regarded, which reduces the willingness of male role models to work.

Take our city of Mopolis for example, there are only ten guilds with male posters at most. As far as I can remember, the only guild that focuses on male sex is a gold-level guild called Renxia Jianghu? However, due to the wrath of nature last year, this famous guild that I have never seen has completely disappeared in the war of the high elves.

Let's get back to the topic. After studying the information about the exchange conference, I went to find Berlane and the others.

Although I still don't know what this year's exchange conference will do, but as a shrewd poster girl, I will never be so short-sighted as to only pin my hopes of winning the championship on myself. My goal is just that ambergris bath spray. As long as I get it, it doesn't matter who wins.

I left my assistant job on the third floor and found Anne and Bellatrix in the bar area.

It was 4:30 in the afternoon. Anne was still preparing for the opening of the bar area, while Blanny was writing her "Stories of Yuan Gong" at the bar. They were both still very beautiful today, and their charm values ​​were steadily rising as time went by. I didn't find it funny even though the guests gave them each an exaggerated compliment.

Among the three beauties in the Stone House, Anne's nickname is "weeping crabapple". Everyone thinks she is considerate, but in the past, she made me more likely to associate her with "agave". One reason is because of the relationship between beauty and fine wine, and the other is because "agave" is a species that blooms only once in its lifetime and will wither on its own after blooming.

Well……

Thanks to the efforts of Gushan Loli, the "Agave" in front of me has really turned into a "weeping crabapple".

As for the literary girl, Blanche, I am very glad that her title is not Snow White, otherwise I would really laugh like crazy. I don’t know who named us. That person is very familiar with the characteristics of each of the three of us. That person’s description of Blanche is very straightforward and strange. He actually called her a "romanticist."

People who don't know Blanche would find it strange why such a cold girl would be described as romantic, but the word romantic is really used very accurately. Under the cold appearance, Blanche's heart is not monotonous at all. She is very emotional, complicated, and crazy, and sometimes even makes people feel that she is unreasonably willful.

"Oh? Miss Black Pearl, why are you so kind as to come to see us?"

As soon as she saw me, Anne immediately brought up that terrible title.

I immediately got goosebumps and started to get mad. "So far, I still don't understand how I look like a black pearl! So-called pearls are secretions from mollusks. Don't you find them disgusting?"

"How could that be? Pearls obviously have medicinal value—" Annie said with a smile.

"Anyway, I just don't like being called the secretions of marine molluscs!" I turned away unhappily.

At this point, Berlane put down her quill and focused her attention on me.

The white-haired girl asked calmly, "What's the matter?"

I temporarily put aside my emotions towards Black Pearl, nodded and smiled, "I heard from Gu Shan that both of you have signed up for this exchange conference, right? So, do you want to monopolize the championship prize this time?"

"Prizes for the exchange conference? What are those?" Annie asked blankly.

"Ditto," Berlane agreed calmly.

Very good! These two guys really didn't go for the bath spray!

I smiled and explained in a way that was hard to refuse: "This time the champion prize is ambergris bath spray. I heard it seems to be very rare. I want to win it and let Lian'er try it."

Hearing this, Annie smiled playfully: "So, you are participating too?"

I responded with an attitude of accepting reality: "Yes! I'm participating! And I must get the prize!"

At this point, Berlani interrupted and asked, "Can't we just buy it?"

I clenched my fists and answered with a beaming smile, "Of course you can buy it, but as for gifts, it's more meaningful to win them with your own strength, right? Ah - as long as I think of Lian'er soaking in the bath with a happy expression, what does a little bit of embarrassment mean? Can you understand my feelings?"

"Come on, you idiot. If I really win the championship, the prize will be transferred to you."

"Same as above."