Guild Boss's Ambition

Bai Ye joked, "Yes! Isn't it better to take fewer hot baths in winter?"

Selfishly, I said in confusion, "Then I'll go and light some wood and boil some water."

Bai Ye said with a meaningful metaphor: "Be careful that Corvina comes looking for you. The fighting power of the high elves has always been proportional to the degree of environmental pollution. If you suddenly create an industrial revolution, the next time nature rages, the high elves may even be able to ask the goddess of nature to come out to help, right?"

"I'm going to work on solar energy or something, that shouldn't be a problem, right?"

A few months ago, I discussed with Bai Ye some methods of power generation in the Earth era.

I remember that at that time, we came to the conclusion that those so-called clean energies were actually not as clean as magic.

However, we did not expect that a few months later, Taimi's trip to another dimension would bring us such bad news, which completely overturned our original conclusion. It may also prove in disguise that there is no magic of happiness in this world.

After all, the only one who can make people embrace happiness is ourselves.

In response to this, Bai Ye changed his previous argument and expressed his agreement: "At this point, your clean energy theory is a good prospect, but in the final analysis, you only have a set of theories. To develop it into a practical tool, it still requires a lot of time and effort, and even a little talent."

I really don't have any talent for scientific research.

"Dwarves, goblins, and lizardmen, these three races are very smart. I believe they will find a way."

"Then go find them. I have no interest in your environmental protection plan."

That's not good at all.

Even if I gathered the scientific research elites of those three races, they might not be as efficient as Bai Ye alone.

I forced a flattering smile, rubbed my chest against Bai Ye's arm, and said coquettishly, "Come on, be less indifferent and more concerned about society. When you come up with solar power generation or something like that, even though you are a necromancer, you will definitely go down in history, and most importantly, I will be very happy about it."

Bai Ye looked at my chest with pity in his eyes and said, "No, do your own thing."

Damn it! I've sold my body to this extent, and she's still indifferent.

I pointed at the pile of waste paper on the table and asked angrily, "Are these things so valuable for research?"

Bai Ye said without any suspense: "At least from the perspective of saving the world, the Kabbalah Tree of Life will be the most perfect panacea. Even if your clean energy is successfully developed, there are still a lot of problems to deal with in the actual implementation. If something unexpected happens and you make things worse, you may even become a historical sinner."

Bai Ye’s meaning is very clear.

She was warning me about the fallacy of "do less, make fewer mistakes; do nothing, make fewer mistakes."

"Do you think I'm the kind of person who would sit back and wait for death?"

"You're not, but you're also not the type to do big things."

Bai Ye clearly pointed out my personality, and I also consider myself to be an ordinary person who seeks comfort.

I may have some business sense, but I'm definitely not cut out for politics.

"Taking the lead" is a rough word that deprives many people of their freedom.

"So, Bai Ye, what do you think I should do?"

"You can do whatever you want. When something goes wrong, I will find a way to help you deal with it."

"You really indulge me in every way."

"Aren't you also very indulgent towards me?"

I shrugged in boredom, stood up and stopped disturbing her work.

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5. Cheating (Little Blue)

(Ulu-Lannon)

The Guild Poster Girl Exchange Conference will be held on August 2nd.

Today is July 25th, and there is still one week left until the exchange conference.

Since the competitive events at the exchange conference were announced on the spot, I and the others were happy to have some free time. We didn't spend any special time preparing for it and just went about our daily lives as usual.

It was another afternoon tea time for tasting red bean buns, and the half-dragon named Xuanxun appeared in the lounge again.

"Hey, hey! You! This is our workspace after all, not a place for you to come and go as you please!"

People are sometimes so mean. Even though they know that preaching is useless, they will still tirelessly repeat the same and similar dialogues. From a serious point of view, Xuanxun does not belong to our guild's service team, nor is he even a contract adventurer of our guild. He has no reason to enter our private place.

"Forget it, Xiao Lan, Xuan Xun is not an outsider."

"What do you mean by forget it? This guy is obviously from the Tree of Life next door!"

Contrary to the correct situation, everyone in our guild is extremely accustomed to the existence of this half-dragon. When they saw Xuanxun coming, Gushan Loli graciously served him tea and snacks. I don't know whether to say that she knows how to manage her network or that she is wasting the guild's resources. You know, Xuanxun is a die-hard fan of the Tree of Life and usually just comes to our stone house to play.

"Hey, Xiao Lan, why don't you just not care about the identity issue? And I came to you today because I have something more important to tell you. Isn't the exchange conference in seven days? After the efforts of our Black Pearl Knights over the past few days, everything about the exchange conference has been completely under control!"

The Black Knights?

Completely within the scope of rescue?

What and what?

Since the amount of information Xuanxun said in an instant was too huge, I decided to break it down and understand it step by step.

"First of all, what is the Black Pearl Knights? Who changed the name?!"

"I changed the name of the organization! How is it? Pretty good, isn't it!"

"Death!"

I immediately took out a slime doll from the prop bar and stuck it on Xuanxun's chest. The moment the doll was squeezed, the light blue rubber immediately spread in all directions, causing the cloak and wizard robe on Xuanxun's back to be tightly entangled together, making him look sticky and very embarrassed.

However, since this series of prank dolls has become very famous, Xuan Xun, who was hit, was not too worried.

Once the five-minute time limit is over, the light blue rubber will naturally decompose in the space.

"Don't you like the name of the Black Pearl Knights, Xiaolan? If you don't like it, we can change it."

After seeing my protest, the kind-hearted Xuan Xun quickly reflected on himself, but with his wooden head, I'm afraid he wouldn't be able to think of a better name no matter how hard he reflects. Moreover, the aesthetic concept of this world is somewhat different from my cognition. Judging from the reactions of Blanny and Annie, they should truly agree with the positivity of the word Black Pearl.

The name of the Morning Star wine was the same last time, they all thought it was really good, but I didn’t feel anything at all.

I didn't hold out any hope, and sighed, "Forget it, your organization can use whatever name you want. I don't want to interfere with you even in such a trivial matter as the name, but! You seemed to have said something that completely fell into the scope of rescue? What on earth did you do to this exchange conference without my knowledge?"

I thought my glares were very domineering, but in front of Xuan Xun, they didn't have the desired effect at all.

Xuan Xun raised his thumb with a clear face and said, "Thanks to the efforts of all the brothers and sisters, now including the referees, witnesses, spectators, as well as the organizers and co-organizers, all units are our people. I believe that when the time comes, no matter what changes occur at the competition site, our team can respond quickly and properly."

Looking at Xuan Xun in front of me, I couldn't help but smile bitterly.

"You guys are able to do this, but if I won the game with your help, then what's the point of all this?"

"Well! The military advisor has already considered this point a long time ago, so we don't plan to help you."

When I heard Xuanxun's answer, I couldn't help but have a very bad premonition.

I asked anxiously, "What are you going to do?"

Xuan Xun said as a matter of course: "We intend to do our best to prevent you from becoming the champion."

Gu Shan, who was listening in, immediately shouted happily: "Well done! The Knights of the Black Pearl!"

Based on the usual behavior of the fan club, I can more or less guess the reason why they did this. In fact, the reason behind it is not complicated at all. They just simply want to see me make a fool of myself. It's like when watching a live streamer playing games, most of the fans are waiting for the host to make a mistake. Both have the same mentality.

but……

Now everyone from the referee to the organizer is theirs. How can I win the bath spray back for Lian'er?

hateful!

I will never surrender to the evil forces like this!

They don't want me to win, so I'm determined to take the championship back in a cool way!

After a pause, Xuan Xun took out a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to me: "This is the content of this competition. It is really unfair to you, so the military advisor asked me to show it to you."

I took the note from Xuan Xun and looked at it, then I heard the sound of a recording crystal being snapped.

“Why are you taking my picture?”

I questioned Xuanxun dissatisfiedly and reached out to grab the crystal.

Xuan Xun quickly hid the recording crystal into his space ring and said with a laugh, "No, no, this is the photo that the military advisor asked me to give you. Even if it's you, Xiao Lan, I can't hand it over easily."

The moment I lowered my head to check the note just now, I must have revealed an angry expression, because that was the photo that Xuan Xun and the military advisor wanted to take. Since I'm numb to being secretly photographed so many times, I usually don't care about them, but this time is different, the competition items on the note are really too annoying!

There are three competition events in total.

Round 1: Swimsuit Showdown! In one round, each participant must wear a swimsuit to participate in the beauty pageant catwalk, and then the audience will vote to select the top 20 beauties and let them enter the next round. In short, this is a low-level competition that relies purely on appearance and figure to decide the winner.

Just having to put on a swimsuit was bad enough, but I didn't expect that what followed would be even worse.

The second round: Hell for restaurant waiters! The twenty waitresses need to be divided into five groups, with four people in each group. In this round, the waitresses have to simulate serving dishes to the guests, who are all the most difficult customers. Until the end of the game, the waitresses need to do their best to meet the requirements of the difficult customers in order to win their satisfactory comments.

There will be two groups of qualifying lists in this round, and by the third round, there will only be eight people left in the game.

There was no detailed description of the content of the remaining third round on the note, but I was sure that it would not be a good thing. Moreover, with my special physique that would fall down at anything I touched, I really didn't have the confidence that I could pass the second round. I have to admit that my fellow Knights really studied me very thoroughly.

In order to save the situation, I decided to try bargaining.

"You know I don't like swimsuits, right?" I said coldly.

"Xiao Lan, you will look great in a swimsuit!" Xuan Xun responded without any context.

"Then you should also understand that I can actually quit temporarily, right?"

That's right!

No matter how detailed the plan of the Knights is, as long as I do not attend this exchange meeting, all their efforts and arrangements will be wasted. If the entire plan suddenly fails, the lower-level members of the Knights will naturally question the ability of the upper-level power class. In other words, I can threaten the military advisor behind the scenes by "withdrawing".

Unexpectedly, Xuan Xun opened his mouth and said: "It's just as the military advisor expected! Xiaolan, you are really smart!"

I couldn't help but utter the words of a second-line villain: "What about you?"

Xuan Xun said in an admiring tone: "The military advisor told me that after seeing the note, Xiaolan, you will definitely try to threaten us to change the content of the competition by withdrawing. But unfortunately, we have already investigated it a long time ago. Xiaolan, you will definitely not withdraw, because according to reliable intelligence, the bathing agent as the championship prize is the gift you want to give to Miss Lian'er."

"Reliable information?"

I couldn't help but look sharply at the Gushan Loli standing beside me.

Gu Shan Loli shook her twin ponytails and put on a very forced smile: "Xiao Lan, you don't think I betrayed you, do you? How is that possible! You are my best friend in the Stone House!"

You little bastard! Do you think I will believe your lies?

I looked at Xuanxun and asked with a gentle smile: "Xuanxun, is she your informant?"

Xuan Xun answered without hesitation: "Yes, Comrade Gu Shan is the most reliable informant of our Knights."

Are you the worst teammate?

Looking at Gushan Loli again, she was about to cry but had no tears. "Xuanxun, you big idiot, how could you just give me away? Oh my God! I don't want to do business with you anymore! Woohoo, Xiaolan, please forgive me! I really know I was wrong! Mr. Huabi alone is enough to bother me, please don't punish me anymore, okay?"

In the past two days, Mr. Huabi has caused a lot of trouble for Gushan Loli.

That stupid rabbit could have just been serving plates, wine and tea, but he could have started an argument with the guests, and ended up with a scene full of injured people. But in my opinion, the violent Huabi is actually worthy of praise. After all, those shameless people who peeked under skirts deserved to be beaten. Generally speaking, the only thing he did wrong was that he did not collect evidence of the crime.

Since there was no evidence that the guest was peeping, Huabi was bitten back.

Finally, the incident was handed over to the procuratorate for resolution, but there was actually nothing to resolve.

The entire Procuratorate of Qingyun Road, from inspectors to detectives, are all fans of our poster girl. Even if they are really white, we have the ability to make them black, not to mention that they are black to begin with.

Well……

Although from my perspective, the incident was resolved perfectly, but for the timid Gu Shan...

"Next time you go to the prosecutor's office, Gushan, go by yourself!"

"No! Master Blue!"

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6. Military Supplies (Little Blue)

(Ulu-Lannon)

"Don't fight a war you can't win."

That's stupid stuff that only an egomaniac would say.