Guild Boss's Ambition

Seeing this, I showed up to calm things down and interrupt their quarrel.

"Let alone buying it, just trying it on is inappropriate, okay?"

Luo Juner rolled his eyes sternly and asked, "By the way, why did you three come to Marfiluna to look at swimsuits at this time? Could it be that you also participated in that boring competition this year?"

"Boring competition? You mean the exchange conference? Yes, that's right, all three of us participated this year."

I answered with a smile, then I noticed something sensitively: "Hmm? Wait a minute, that's weird! How come you, Luo Jun'er, also know the content of the exchange conference? Isn't that a confidential matter that won't be disclosed in advance?"

Luo Jun'er clenched her fists and said in an ambiguous tone, "We got this information from the same source as Miss Lan Nong, but the means we used are slightly different. To deal with the rebellious people born on February 5th, we first beat them up and then put them in a small dark room. That's common sense in society, right?"

Was Xuanxun born on February 5th?

It’s really a very memorable birthday. I have to give him a birthday present next year.

I ignored the dangerous talk about the small black room and focused on the topic of the exchange meeting: "So, which girls will you, the Tree of Life, send to participate in the war this year? Besides Luo Jun'er and Helena, who will take the last spot? Well, if it's inconvenient, you don't have to tell me."

"No, no, no, Helena is not participating this year. I dragged this girl over to help her pick out a swimsuit. If I didn't do this, this stay-at-home girl would probably not go out for a whole month. My God, she used to be one of the most famous singers in Qingyun Road, why has she become so lazy now?"

"Idleness is not a good habit, my dear Miss Helena."

Seeing Luo Jun'er directing his firepower at his own leader, I immediately joined in. After all, in many of the usual transaction negotiations, this lazy Miss Helena has always cheated me. On average, I always lose the upper hand nine times out of every ten meetings. It's not that I'm not smart enough, but that I lost in life experience to this beautiful gull-winged person.

"Please, I'm old, can't you let me rest a little more?"

Feeling the resentment from both of us, Helena smiled bitterly and cleverly changed the subject: "Now it's the world of you young people. The main force of the Tree of Life is no longer a middle-aged woman like me. In terms of popularity, our Luo Jun'er is currently the No. 1 in Mopolis City! But──according to the current market situation, I'm afraid she won't be the No. soon, right?"

At the end of her speech, Helena glanced meaningfully at the three of us in the stone house one by one.

I always feel that Helena seems to think highly of us.

But in fact, even if we add the three of us together, Luo Juner's popularity still seems to surpass ours.

In terms of the overall abilities of the poster girl, Luo Juner is undoubtedly the leader.

The job of a poster girl is to manage personal connections.

Regardless of whether analyzed from the perspective of quantity or quality, Luo Juner's network of contacts is excellent.

In terms of appearance, Luo Juner's charm value is 359, which is 40 points higher than mine.

Her fiery red high ponytail is an easily recognizable mark. Her body measurements are well-proportioned, except for her slightly larger breasts, which are almost the legendary golden ratio. Her facial features are cheerful and bright. She is the kind of passionate girl who won't make people fall in love at first sight, but it's easy to fall in love with her after spending some time with her.

However, it is far from enough for a poster girl to just be beautiful.

What makes Luo Juner truly number one is her personal charm.

Love, friendship, comradeship...

What connects people is not only money, but also honor, disgrace and friendship.

What holds Luo Jun'er captive is his family-like intimacy.

We often say that we should make guests feel at home, but no matter how hard I try to achieve this goal, I cannot create the ideal texture in the end. Perhaps it is because I am too rational in my behavior. Rationality can enable us to make accurate and correct judgments, but it cannot create a romance that is more perfect than correctness.

Seniors like Blanny and Annie may have such potential, but I find it difficult to put my emotions into my work.

To be more precise, my sensibility is not suitable for the job of a poster girl.

On the contrary to me, Luo Juner's sensibility is her strongest asset.

『Eldest sister』

Luo Juner can easily give people the feeling of being the eldest sister in the family.

When you do something wrong, she will scold you -

When she is bored, she will tease you──

She'll quickly notice when you're alone and take the initiative to care about you -

When talking about politics, she will argue with you until you are red in the face -

A poster girl of this type would definitely have very little private time, but Luo Juner's personality could almost ignore this. She liked serving people and was a good girl who loved chatting and interacting with others. Even before she officially entered the poster girl industry, she was a famous platinum-level adventurer.

[Fire Scorpion] was her old code name, and was also used as her code name during her time as the poster girl.

She is a woman with a story, and that alone is quite fascinating.

But even though she is good enough, Luo Jun'er did not stop after entering the industry. In order to bring more joy to everyone, she has carefully studied singing and dancing. Although her singing is ordinary, it is very sincere. The dance combined with the Fiery Whip is her unique beauty, which is a wonderful sight that can only be seen occasionally at festivals and banquets.

There are many deeds that can be used to praise Luo Juner, and the editors of Qunfang Collection once published a special book for her.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but shake my head and sigh.

I responded to Helena's words and said with emotion, "What do you mean she won't be No.1 soon? As long as she, the perfect poster girl, participates, even if the three of us in the Stone House are combined, we can't be her opponent, right? Wow, this is too much, I just want a bath spray, I didn't expect it to be so difficult."

I pretended to cry with a joking attitude, and while causing trouble for Luo Juner, I also expressed my desire for bath additives.

But she didn't expect that Berlane would suddenly come out and say, "No, we will win."

Although the tone and content of her words were not sharp, there was a strong sense of provocation in what Blanny said.

The enthusiastic Luo Juner immediately took the bait and raised her eyebrows and said, "Oh, little girl, you are very confident. I thought it would be a boring game, but it seems that as long as you are here, I won't be bored that day. By the way, don't say I didn't remind you that you will have more than one opponent that day."

"Oh! you mean Elizabeth?"

Senior Annie seemed to know what Luo Juner said and mentioned a strange name.

Luo Juner nodded in affirmation: "Pianist, Elizabeth, Xiaolan, you may be unfamiliar with her, right? After all, before the last incident of Nature's Wrath, she had been participating in charity tours in the country. It's not that I favor my own people, I am sure! Elizabeth's piano is definitely better than that of a girl who only performs on the streets!"

"Elizabeth, I know her. She's not bad, but she's not necessarily better than me."

After being attacked, Berlani immediately fought back. Although both sides seemed unwilling to give in, their attitudes were tough and the atmosphere between them was filled with expectation. Could it be that they really wanted to exchange ideas at the conference? When did the style of our guild's poster girl become so positive? Aren't they always scheming?

Um? wrong?

Is it actually me who has a weird painting style?

Singing, dancing, and entertaining guests in a normal way, that is indeed what a normal poster girl should be!

No! I have to learn from Luo Jun'er and never become that kind of dark magical girl!

Correction: it should be the poster girl.

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8. Are all military advisors perverts? (Xuan Xun)

(Xuan Xun)

"It feels so good to be back in the light from the dark room."

After eight hours of detention, I collapsed exhausted onto the bar table at the Tree of Life.

Even at the Tree of Life, we can actually buy the Morning Star from the Stone House. Besides the Morning Star, our own poster girl has also made other excellent cocktails. Unfortunately, there is no Miss Lannong here, the girl who radiates light all over her body. She is a chaos of black and white, and her small body seems to be inhabited by an ancient dragon.

The more I indulge in it, the better I think she is.

Luo Juner is also very good, and everyone at the Tree of Life is good, but Miss Lan Nong is Miss Lan Nong.

The stone house of Miss Lannon was strange. There were always some weird and uneasy people gathered around her.

"He was released so early?"

"Don't talk about this. Is there anything to eat?"

The military advisor of the Black Pearl Knights sat next to me. Like me, she admired Miss Lan Nong, even more crazily than me. In her room, we could see a lot of Miss Lan Nong's peripheral products, from photos, tactical sign language comic books, collections of beauties to pillows. She bought almost all of them that were circulating in the market for her collection.

Well……

As for me, I prefer real people to objects.

"Let's not talk about food for now. I got Xiaolan's swimsuit photos. Do you want to see them?"

"Of course—"

When I heard the word "swimsuit", my heart almost jumped out of my chest, but I was immediately suppressed by reason: "Of course I don't want to see it! Secretly collecting private photos of women is the most immoral behavior. If I were you, I would immediately tear these photos into pieces and make them disappear from the face of the earth."

Hearing this, the military advisor raised his eyebrows, smiled and put the photo into his pocket.

“What a shame! What a shame!”

"Stupid Xuanxun! Why are you so shameless! Can't you just say you want to see it?"

"Wanting to see the swimsuit of a girl you like is totally human instinct, right?"

“Ahhh! What a pity! What a pity!”

While I was freaking out, the military advisor had already placed an order with the waiter. Even though it was already 2:30 in the morning, the kitchen of the Tree of Life was still able to make simple cooked food like noodles. There was only a pair of cat brothers in charge of the kitchen late at night. They would sing rock music while cooking, and the kitchen at night was equivalent to their music room.

Having said that, the food they produce is still of very high quality.

If there is anything better about the Tree of Life than the Stone House, the delicious food is probably one of them, right?

"By the way, where did you get these swimsuit photos?" I asked jealously.

"Hehe, I have my own way of dealing with this. Do you think that Gu Shan is the only spy in the stone house? You are wrong. In order to grasp every wonderful second of Lady Xiao Lan's life, I have already made arrangements with those important people. Once an important event occurs, they will immediately provide me with first-hand information."

"Speaking of which, Master Military Advisor, is it really okay for us to do this?"

"Don't worry, Xiaolan is not that petty."

The military advisor smiled easily, narrowed his eyes and continued: "Moreover, all this is just the first step of the whole plan. In order to see Xiao Lan's more beautiful postures as much as possible, we still have a lot of work to do next. For example, there is a person I dare not meet. You must meet her on my behalf and tell her a piece of news."

"You want me to be a herald again?" I asked in confusion.

She opened her arms and said jokingly, "Everything is for the sake of spreading Xiaolan's light to the world!"

Although I don't want to be a runner, but if it's for Xiao Lan, then I have no choice but to make the sacrifice.

"Tell me, what do you want me to do this time?"

The military advisor raised his finger and said with a smile: "Bai Ye, I want you to find Bai Ye for me. Although it seems difficult for her not to know, just in case, I think we still have to tell her. If she is missing from this exchange conference, it will not be fun. For Xiao Lan, Bai Ye is a special existence!"

"A special existence?"

When I heard this adjective, I felt particularly unhappy: "Why did that witch do that?"

The military advisor smiled sweetly: "Don't be jealous, you don't have a chance anyway. Didn't I analyze Xiao Lan's personality with you? Although she looks approachable, in fact, her real inner world is very closed. According to my observation, only Miss Lian'er and Miss Bai Ye can break through her defenses."

"Why can Bai Ye do it, but we can't?"

The military advisor analyzed deeply and said, "I'm afraid it's impossible for a man to be like this. Xiao Lan's sexual orientation has probably been changed by the influence of the lesbians in the stone house. The reason why Bai Ye is so special is that there is a private and close topic between them. As for the specific content, I don't know."

"Master Military Advisor, don't you plan to dig it out?" I instigated.

"Excessively invading other people's privacy is not a good behavior." The military advisor said with a smile.

"You also have a sense of personal privacy? Haha, it seems you are just scared?"

"Afraid? Is that something you can not be afraid of?"

The military advisor shuddered and said with a wry smile, "To be honest, I was discovered by her once before when I secretly went to spy on the stone house. Fortunately, I didn't see anything I shouldn't have seen at that time. Otherwise, given the atmosphere at that time, she might have killed me on the spot to silence me!"

"How dare she! Humph!"

"Idiot! Even if she killed me, you wouldn't know it! Why would you dare to do that?"

"cut!"

I really had no way to deal with Bai Ye's conspiracies and tricks, and at this time, the midnight snack ordered by the military advisor for me had arrived. It was a bowl of ground dragon meat ramen. The military advisor had obviously played a joke on me about the side dishes. Even if it was not completely unacceptable, for a half-dragon to eat a ground dragon, it would feel a bit like cannibalism.

"Right, Xuanxun, do you think Xiaolan and the others will be able to win this exchange conference?"

"impossible?"

I answered while eating noodles, "Let's not talk about Luo Jun'er, the competition items we designed these days are also aimed at Xiao Lan to make things difficult. With Xiao Lan's level, it shouldn't be difficult for her to pass the first round smoothly, but the remaining second round is completely beyond her usual service range. Logically speaking, she should not be unable to reach the third round."

"Hehe, I don't think so."

The military advisor unexpectedly holds an opposite opinion from mine.

She stroked her silver hair and said expectantly, "Xiao Lan is not the kind of girl who would sit and wait for death. As long as she has the key information, she will always find a way to turn the tide. Moreover, for her, her victory does not lie in winning the championship, but in the bathing agent that is the championship prize."

I agreed and said, "In other words, she is likely to sacrifice herself to help her guild members."

"Look at you. How old are you? You still act like a little kid."

The military strategist reached out his hand and wiped the sauce off the corner of my mouth with a handkerchief, then returned to the previous topic; "Haha, Xiaolan, who is good at using strategies, will certainly consider this point, but even if she wants to help others, she may not be able to do it. Berlane is still young, and half-elf Annie is not good at the third round. If she wants to win the championship, she needs a more complete battle strategy."

"I really can't think of any way she can win."

"I can't imagine it either, but I'm not sure she can do it. She is such an unexpected person."