Guild Boss's Ambition
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"Wouldn't it be better to just apply anti-spill oil for this kind of thing?"
Young Gu Shan was a big believer in the effectiveness of sunscreen, but experience told me that it was definitely not enough to cope with today's sun.
I didn't refute her.
When she sheds her skin like a lizard, I will be able to reap a lot of happiness.
I didn't say much. After helping each other apply sunscreen, I went out with her.
Of course, I didn't forget my umbrella.
A forty-year-old half-elf can't stand the shedding of youth.
As soon as I stepped out of the stone house, I immediately opened my parasol.
The parasol barely covered half of my face and Gu Shan's face. I was a little worried that Gu Shan would be tanned and turned black and white.
Well……
Anyway, it's quite interesting, so I won't remind her.
Every time we dated, it was basically Gu Shan who decided the itinerary. She was young and had never experienced many things. Accompanying her and going through various first experiences with her were the times I cherished the most. Whenever she made mistakes due to her immaturity, I was always especially glad that I was born thirty years earlier than her.
It would be terrible if I followed her and acted stupidly.
Compared to a lover, I feel more like Gu Shan's elder sister. We seldom kiss, and our relationship is very innocent. We rarely even say sweet words to each other, but I feel good just like that, and Gu Shan didn't say anything special. She was probably the same as me, waiting for her to grow up, and also waiting for my initiative and courage.
Every stage of life contains unique treasures.
The same goes for romance.
Under the scorching summer sun, we went to a bookstore and played a simple game, choosing a book for each other.
I have played this game countless times and it is a very helpful game for mutual understanding.
The first rule is that we must finish reading the book chosen by the other party.
Until one day, I deliberately played a prank on Gushan and got him a book on mechanical gears, and Gushan broke the agreement for the first time.
Afterwards, she was very angry.
It took me about thirty seconds to coax her into calming down.
It's easy to appease, right? So it also makes people feel particularly uneasy.
A little girl like her who is dependent on others is definitely the best breeding ground for scumbag men.
There is really no way to give her to someone else. The safest option is to keep her by your side.
"Well! Senior, what do you think of this book?"
In the bookstore, she showed me a girl's novel with a pink cover. The title of the book was "The Queen's Secret". From the introduction above, it should be a yuri romantic novel for girls. This type of novel is her favorite recently. Even if the content is boring, she still never gets tired of reading it and is addicted to it.
"Didn't you already buy a copy of this book? Change it."
"If you change the book, you won't read this one, right?"
"Put it back then. I'll get your copy after we get home."
"You said you must read it! Hmm? Wait... should I buy an extra copy?"
“Why buy more than one copy of the same book?”
"Well... well, then I won't buy it. Um, Senior, have you chosen the book you want to give me?"
"not yet."
I always spend a long time choosing gifts. Although I know that careful consideration may not necessarily lead to better results, my personality just can't help but want to take care of every aspect.
"This one is good, and that one is also good. It would be great if I could pick two gifts at once!"
If you are buying a gift for yourself, the whole process is much simpler.
I usually know exactly what I want, or even if I buy something I don’t want, I am sure that I have a certain degree of acceptance. Take chocolate as an example. If I buy delicious chocolate, of course I am happy, and if I buy bad chocolate, I can barely eat it. If the fruit is extremely unpalatable, I will feed it to Gushan.
If I find something unpalatable, she will certainly find it unpalatable too, so things become interesting.
Finally, after much deliberation, I picked up the new book that I noticed at first sight.
Federal Structure
This is a book that will definitely make Gu Shan sleepy, but objectively speaking, politics should not be as difficult to understand as mechanical engineering. Politics is about matters between people. I believe that as long as I help her, Gu Shan will definitely be able to finish reading this book. She will need to use this book and has the responsibility to understand it.
When receiving this book, Gu Shan had this expression: embarrassed.
As compensation, I took her to eat the most traditional ancient Lorraine court cuisine today. This classical high-end restaurant is very particular about everything. There are twelve different sets of knives and forks alone, and the dishes are served in twelve separate servings. The etiquette is so complicated that it makes people feel dizzy. However, Gu Shan was very good at finishing all the food with only one set of knife and fork.
The meal took us more than two hours in total, and afterward Gu Shan was surprised to find that he had violated etiquette.
However, today is no longer the ancient Lorraine of four hundred years ago. Even if the wrong steps are used when eating court dishes, it is not considered a heinous crime. After all, what we eat are just dishes, not those dead etiquette.
Even if Corvina, who came from the Caesar royal family, was present at the scene, she would probably not deliberately make any corrections to Gushan.
When we think about it this way, those idle people who secretly roll their eyes at us seem vulgar.
Increasing one's sense of superiority by belittling others, maybe that's the way those people survive?
Unbelievably...
Such an unpleasant lunch actually cost me half a month's salary.
The truth about the price must never be told to Gu Shan, otherwise she would definitely take out her wallet and ask to split the bill with me.
She has been trying to establish an equal relationship with me, but financially, she has a family of four to support.
I'm afraid she will have to wait until her brothers and sisters grow up before she can gain relative freedom.
After lunch, in the suffocatingly hot weather, Gushan suggested going to the forest park to canoe.
This is a suicidal proposal that is very much in Gushan's personal style, and I have no reason not to agree to it.
As a result, before we found the double boat, the girl was so tired from the heat that she collapsed in the pavilion halfway.
Tomorrow morning, she would be 100% shedding her skin like a lizard.
Gu Shan's ideas are usually bad, but they are also accompanied by a little luck from time to time.
On our way back, we met an old lady selling tofu pudding. Her tofu pudding was very delicious, with an old-fashioned flavor that is hard to find nowadays. We sat down and chatted with the old lady for a while and found out that she lived nearby. If we had not come to the forest park, we would probably never have the chance to taste her tofu pudding.
As long as you act bravely, some pleasant things will happen.
We then returned to the Stone House in the evening.
We always go out with full expectations, and finally come home exhausted, and then call it fulfillment.
To this day, Gushan still doesn't dare to take a bath with me.
While I was waiting for her to take a shower, I went to her room, found the novel, and then returned to my bed to read it.
The author of the novel wrote very directly, and it took me about fifteen minutes to read one-fifth of it.
During this time, I noticed the truth that Gu Shan wanted me to buy a second novel.
"This perverted girl..."
Most of the time, Gu Shan doesn't use bookmarks when reading novels. She has never taken good care of her books. When she sees something interesting, she will fold up a small corner of the page. Then, in a chapter describing a sex scene, I found many traces of folded corners, which means that Gu Shan must have read this exaggerated text dozens of times.
She didn't want me to find out about it, so she wanted me to buy an extra copy myself.
Listening to the sound of water dripping in the bathroom, I hesitated whether to tell Gu Shan about my new discovery.
She would be so shy that she would want to find a hole to hide in.
I really want to see that cute expression.
but……
I finally decided to pretend I didn't know.
If this veil is lifted, it will be me who will have to face my desires.
Frankly speaking, Gu Shan is very difficult to deal with, and I always feel uneasy about him making a move on such a young girl.
If I am asked to kiss and hug, how should I respond as an elder? A girl's thirteenth year is delicate, like a half-opened bud. There are still more than five hundred long and fleeting days before the golden and sweet fifteen years old. It seems that every breath she takes is asking me to pamper her.
Gradually, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped, and a brown-haired girl shyly peeked out.
"I forgot to take my clothes."
"I knew it."
While I was getting the girls' novel, I also got her clothes in advance, stood up from the bed, and took them to the bathroom for her.
During the transition, my eyes caught a glimpse of a change in the ancient mountain.
"It's growing hair..."
I chuckled, delighted
With a bang, Gu Shan hurriedly closed the door, and a chaotic collision sound was heard in the bathroom.
……
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11. High-tech (Little Blue)
(Ulu-Lannon)
Heloise, an amnesiac high elf, calls herself a big goblin and is considered harmless by Bai Ye.
As the adventurer of our Stone House, she is the more inactive type, completing only the minimum standard of work.
I met her one night two days before the exchange conference.
"Ms. Heloise, are you free now?"
"what happened?"
"Lian'er, she said she wanted to see you for something."
"Oh! I see."
Although I didn't know what the relationship between Heloise and Lian'er was, I still helped bring her back to our room. But I didn't know what Lian'er was thinking. She was in the room three minutes ago, but she disappeared mysteriously three minutes later. I didn't know which play she wanted to sing.
"That little brat! She was the one who asked me to invite you here, but now she's gone!"
"Haha, kids, they should be back soon, right?"
Heloise said generously that she didn't mind. I apologized and asked her to wait in the living room of the room. I prepared tea and snacks for her and chatted with her: "What have you been doing recently, Heloise?"
“Travel and observe.”
"Where did they go?"
"Everywhere."
"Is it interesting?"
"The goblin ecosystem has developed very well in the Light Alliance. Although we have been under attack, our grassroots nature is still as strong as ever. No matter how brutal the massacre is, we will never die."
It always feels particularly ironic when Heloise says this fact. The ethical principles of the past on Earth are greatly challenged in this alien world with many different races. Among them, goblins are the species that give me the most headaches. Although they are intelligent, they have almost no civilization and are a race that is always stuck in the primitive age.
"Ms. Heloise, what do you think of high elves?" I asked tentatively.
"The worst race."
Heloise scolded herself harshly, cursing, "Arrogant and conceited, thinking that they are the masters of all things, and that all other species must obey their orders, or face the destruction they talk about. This is bullshit, it's obvious that all species will reproduce naturally, wouldn't it be better to just apply the survival of the fittest?"
Really? Is that really a good thing?
Thinking about the environmentalists who are dedicated to ecological balance in the Earth Age, I couldn't help but question Heloise's harsh criticism, but I didn't say it out loud. I just changed the subject and asked, "Heloise, what is the agreement between you and Lian'er? She has been practicing the Force Ball all day recently. Does that have anything to do with you?"
Heloise understood and replied, "Maybe. I taught her a set of methods to practice using magic, and promised her that as long as she could do the project I specified, I would reward her with a more interesting toy. Well, that is actually a real weapon for fighting. Miss Lannong, do you mind? I gave Lian'er a weapon."
I thought about it, shrugged and said with a smile, "As long as she doesn't hurt herself, I have no objection. For example, Ehad usually teaches her martial arts, which are essentially the same. Besides, the girl doesn't have any special skills. Learning more skills should be helpful for her to find a job when she grows up."
From my point of view, Heloise is a difficult type to deal with. It's not that she has a bad personality, but it's hard for others to guess her true thoughts. This makes it difficult for me to grasp the scale during the chat. In order to avoid silence and awkward silence, I will try to please her.
"Heloise, do you like gems?"
“I love it the most!”
Heloise gave me an excited smile, then stretched out her left and right hands, allowing me to admire the many rings on her fingers. There were a total of nine rings, all of which were magic rings, six of which were lightning attack items, and then there were three rings that included arcane defense, water temperature perception and reconnaissance, and space storage functions.
Due to her hobby of collecting gems, Heloise spent her money very quickly. On the other hand, she did not earn much every month. Her lazy personality kept her in poverty for a long time. Even when she went out to travel, she worked while hunting. She had no intention of saving money at all.
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