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However, Miss Luo Luo insisted without giving in: "No, no! Mine is mine, and his is his. In this world with skyrocketing divorce rates, personal assets must be clearly divided when you are in a relationship. Otherwise, it will be easy to get entangled when it comes to breaking up. It will be impossible to tell what is yours and what is mine, and then even the last bit of beauty of a peaceful breakup will be lost."

Miss Kololo...

You just started dating and you're talking about breaking up in front of your lover. Is this really a good idea?

"Well...there's nothing wrong with you thinking this way."

However, unexpectedly, Senior Lan Nong actually nodded in agreement with Miss Ke Luoluo's statement: "In reality, the property distribution model between lovers is an issue that needs to be carefully considered. Although everyone hopes to be inseparable and live together until old age, if a distribution model that both parties agree on is not established as soon as possible, then when conflicts arise, there will be no basis for reference."

Next, Senior Lan Nong took out a piece of white paper and a charcoal pencil she invented and began an in-depth analysis.

"Most of the time, there are two main ways for couples to divide their property: community property and separate property. However, based on actual circumstances, a hybrid solution combining the two will emerge. From a personal point of view, I prefer that both parties jointly pay for the daily living expenses of the family, and then the remaining property is privately owned."

Senior Ke Luo Luo raised his hand and said, "Then how do we define what is considered daily living expenses? If a couple buys a large bag of pudding, and only one of them eats most of it, how should that expense be calculated?"

"That depends on how the couple defines it themselves." Miss Lannong shrugged helplessly.

"As expected, I still believe that property must be completely separate and independent. It's simplest for everyone to spend their own money!" Ke Luoluo nodded heavily.

“But if we are fussy about even a pudding, isn’t that too petty?” Senior Lan Nong questioned.

"Then, how would you feel if someone ate your red bean buns without permission?" Miss Ke Luoluo asked her back.

"Ask someone to buy a voodoo doll to curse him?" Miss Lan Nong answered half hesitantly and half affirmatively, and then immediately corrected: "No, no! Red bean buns are no longer daily necessities to me! They should be placed in dozens of magic circles to guard them strictly! So Ke Luoluo, your example is incorrect! Reject! Reject!"

"Senior, let's not talk about why that red bean bun has such a high status. Who do you want to ask to buy a voodoo doll? What kind of dangerous friends did you meet while I was away? It's not easy to mix in the underworld, so why don't you just be a poster girl?"

I was silently complaining while eating my delicious lunch, while the two idle people in front of me who had already eaten their fill were lavishly using their rest time to engage in a war of words. Unfortunately, they never understood from beginning to end that their verbal sparring could not hurt each other at all, but only turned into powerful flash magic that bombarded my sight one after another, without taking into account the fragile heart of a single person like me.

I don’t know what they were arguing about, but at a certain moment, they all turned their heads to look at me, an innocent bystander, and asked with red faces, seeking justice: "What about Gu Shan? Gu Shan, what do you think?"

"I……"

I looked at their hopeful eyes and sighed somewhat disappointedly.

"I think I should find a good partner before thinking about these issues."

Upon hearing this, my two seniors fell into a long silence.

By the way, even though they have been flashing bangs for two months, have they established a relationship in private?

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34. Change Yourself for Love (Xiao Lan)

(Ulu-Lannon)

It was six-thirty again.

The rooftop again.

Me and him again.

The sound of bells came from the south. It was said that Senior Blanny usually studied with an old woman in the bell tower. Although Blanny only evaluated the other party as having superb skills and rich experience, since the words came from the mouth of the senior, they were extra persuasive.

If I have the chance, I would also like to meet the woman named Isabella.

"Xiao Lan, do you think Brother Stallone has a chance to generate enough sales to meet the contract requirements this month?"

I glanced at Miss Kololo who had come up to the rooftop for dinner, and replied with a smile, "Ziglan Gourmet Magazine gave our Stone House a large space this issue. With the current customer flow, our turnover will be more than three times the previous amount by the end of this month. If nothing unexpected happens, even if President Ehard is unhappy about what happened last time, Uncle should automatically renew his contract with us, so you don't have to worry so much about him."

His cheeks turned red, and he muttered, "I just can't help but worry about it..."

Wow, a girl in love is so cute.

Eh? Wait?

When did I start to subconsciously regard Korolo as a girl?

In some ways, this is a terrifying shift.

With Kololo's looks, if her voice wasn't so discordant and abrupt, she would definitely have a lot of suitors.

Wait! I suddenly remembered an even scarier way to play!

That is definitely a way of playing that can make countless male compatriots collapse!

My eyes sparkled, I grabbed the transvestite lady's hand, and asked actively: "Miss Luoluo, I say, if... if there is a way in this world that can change the human voice, are you willing to try it?"

"Of course I want to give it a try, but..."

But Miss Luo Luo was surprisingly hesitant about this matter. Could it be that his pseudo-sissy heart was not as firm as I thought, or that one day he would stop being a fake woman and become a real man again?

"But what is it?" I asked her.

He bit his pink lower lip, pondered for a moment, and smiled slightly: "Xiao Lan, tell me, if a person changes himself to win the other person's favor, then does this betray his nature?"

I was stunned for a moment, and he immediately chuckled: "Well, Xiaolan, you are still young, so you probably don't understand my feelings yet, right?"

I want to say I understand.

But when I think about it carefully, I don’t really understand it.

Reason can understand a relationship, but it cannot experience the emotions involved.

I just irresponsibly expressed my own opinion: "I think you don't need to think so complicatedly, senior. Sometimes, our strengths are not liked not because the other party doesn't like them, but because the other party is not aware of their existence at all. At this time, we should dress ourselves up to attract the other party's attention."

"Then he just likes my appearance..." he said faintly.

"No, no, your idea is wrong." I shook my finger and analyzed for him with my professional knowledge: "Fundamentally speaking, the love relationship between men and women is actually a free trade market. In a free market, a very weird phenomenon often occurs, that is, a product of good quality cannot be sold at a better price and sales volume than similar products."

I gave an example and asked, "What do you think is the most important value of a quill pen?"

He thought for a moment and answered, "The quality of the goose feathers, the smoothness of writing, and its durability?"

I smiled in agreement. "Yes, the most important thing about a quill pen is its functionality. But for the same cost, President Erhard would buy the Stag brand instead of the Unicorn brand that Berlane is used to and is easier to write with. Why do you think that is?"

Ke Luo Luo replied with enlightenment, "Because the packaging of the Stag brand is better looking, the stag on the cover is painted majestically. Compared to the small wooden box with nothing in it, President Ehard will definitely pay more attention to the stag first."

"So, do you think the president really bought the quill pen just for the nice-looking stag on the package?"

"Well, I think she just thinks that the ones with good-looking covers are more useful."

I clapped my hands and came to a conclusion: "So, Sister Meng Er was misled by the beautiful cover and bought a product that she shouldn't have bought."

But Miss Luo Luo smiled bitterly and said, "Only Xiao Lan can criticize President Ehard so unscrupulously..."

I stuck out my tongue and continued to analyze, "Actually, it's not just Sister Meng'er. In real life, we all make the mistake of being deceived by beautiful packaging and money, and the same is true in the fiercely competitive relationship between the sexes. Subconsciously, we always unconsciously think that those handsome men and beautiful women are good goods, not rotten things."

But Miss Luo Luo understood what I wanted to express, but she still had some doubts.

"But even if the truth is just as you said, Xiao Lan, I have been with him all day and night for five years. Wouldn't he know whether there is good or bad in me? If he was going to like me, he would have liked me a long time ago, right?"

"Wrong, wrong, wrong again."

I shook my finger vigorously, and instead of talking about my business philosophy, I said more directly: "I think that useless uncle has never considered you as a potential love interest. His every move conveys a message that he regards you as a brother!"

But Luo Luo's face suddenly turned pale, and tears seemed to begin to flow in his eyes.

Seeing this, I quickly continued: "Therefore, if we want to conquer the fortress of the good-for-nothing uncle, we must first make him slowly realize that you are a woman or a better partner than a woman. At this time, your packaging must clearly define its nature in the market. You must convey to everyone the product message - stinky men, come and fall in love with me."

But Lolo looked completely naive and still didn't understand what I meant.

I raised my eyebrows, imagining the moment when I successfully turned the good-for-nothing uncle gay, and said with a wicked smile, "The best way to make a man realize that he is a suitable romantic partner is not to let him know that there are other men pursuing him. When the world also regards you as a target of male admiration, even if the uncle is stubborn and slow, he will not still regard you as a good brother, right?"

Miss Ke Luoluo opened her eyes wide, her eyes filled with hope.

She asked, "So, Xiaolan, what do you think I should do well?"

"Give me some time to think about it, and I'll tell you later."

I'm going to find someone.

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35. What kind of girl do you like? (Kololo)

(Klolo-Sumak)

The day after I received Miss Lannong’s teachings, it was my day off.

If I were not there, Brother Stallone would probably have to take action himself today. Just thinking about how he usually cooks breakfast with a lazy and reluctant look on his face, I can't help but feel a little excited. I just want to get a chair as usual and sit in a corner of the kitchen to silently appreciate his heroic appearance.

However, today is an exception.

I'm going to see a friend I haven't seen for a long time.

The location was far away from the stone house and not on Qingyun Road. I took a horse carriage for more than an hour before I arrived near my friend's house. Actually, it’s a bit strange to say it’s a friend’s house, because that residence was originally my property. Later, because this good friend’s financial situation was a bit embarrassing, I temporarily lent him the house for a month or two.

giggle.

Since I did not specifically inform this friend before coming, in order to avoid any embarrassing situations, I deliberately knocked three times before entering the door. After a minute, I used the key to unlock the door and stepped into the house.

Because it is very cheap, the house is very small, so small that you can see it all at a glance.

My friend was still sleeping soundly, and even the three loud knocks on the door did not wake him up.

"Sauna, sauna...don't sleep! I'm coming!"

I pushed his shoulder hard. He, who was sleeping with the black cat in his arms, just touched the cat's back and whispered, "Augustus, stop making noise." Then he sniffed, turned sideways, and continued to sleep.

With a frown on my face, I sighed and took Augustus away from his arms.

Unable to feel the black cat's soft texture, he immediately frowned in alertness.

"Augustus!"

He gave a loud cry of panic, then opened his eyes and saw me.

"Big sister? Why are you here today?"

I handed his cat-shaped alarm clock back to him and made up an excuse: "I haven't seen you for a long time, and you didn't give us any news, so I came here to check on you today during my day off. What's wrong? Are you upset to see me?"

"No, no, no, I'm so happy to see you, big sister." He said with a smile.

"Hmm? So how have you been doing lately?" I put the fruits I brought on the table next to me.

He shrugged and replied in a somewhat depressed tone, "It's still the same. There's not much change. I just go to work as a porter at a food wholesale store in North City a few days a week. It's certainly not as fun as being a chef, but the pay is higher."

After listening to what he said, I couldn't help but feel sad for him.

A person who loves cooking the most is isolated from the sense of taste.

"Are you going to give up?" I asked.

"I... I don't know." Sauna smiled bitterly and changed the subject: "Don't just talk about me, what about you? Are you and Brother Strom doing well in the stone house? We made the stone house so bad at the beginning, did we succeed in rescuing Brother?"

"You didn't even read this issue of Ziegland?"

"Well...I haven't read many food magazines lately."

“Is that so…”

Sauna has always been like our little brother. Seeing him so listless, I couldn’t find any words to comfort him for a moment. After thinking about it, I decided not to touch the pain again and started talking about myself.

"Yeah! Sauna, that one! Do you know what kind of girls Brother Stallone likes?"

Hearing my question, Sauna looked at me strangely and said sullenly, "Don't you know more about this issue than me? First of all, she should know how to cook, then have good looks, and then be virtuous and don't cause him any trouble. By the way, my brother's standards for choosing a spouse are really low. Among the three conditions, only the first one is probably difficult to meet."

"What about you? What kind of girls do you like in Sauna?"

He gave me another strange look and said solemnly, "Big sister, it's impossible for me to have that kind of interest in you."

Ladies and gentlemen, what will happen when a masochist meets a man with zero attack power?

It is very likely that the person will temporarily evolve from a Masochist to a Sadist.

Bang!

I smiled gently, gave him a panda eye, and explained my intention: "Even if you are interested in me, I can't betray my feelings for Brother Stallone. And I'm not asking you these questions to please you. I'm just studying how to make other men like me. Please don't let me have any nonsense ideas."

"No. Your research itself is questionable enough," he spat vigorously.

Bang!

I gave him a pair of panda eyes and further explained, "Recently, I have suddenly figured it out. At this pace, your brother Stallone will only treat me as a brother for life. So, I thought of a way. That way is to make other men like me first. But, you know, it is quite difficult."

At this moment, Sauna revealed an extremely conflicted expression.

He said, "In fact, it's not as difficult as you think, Big Sister. It's just that, as long as the pervert shows the slightest intention towards you, Big Brother and I will politely exclude him from your sight."