Guild Boss's Ambition

woof!woof!

In mid-air, Xiaoban kicked Raftan's big breasts, and the reaction force bounced back onto me.

Somehow, Little Spot doesn't seem to like Raftan very much.

However, Raftan would often follow Xiaoban's figure with hopeful eyes.

I held Xiaoban firmly in my arms, turned my attention back to the main topic, and asked Bai Ye, "So, the three of us are just sitting here with nothing to do? Is there anything we need to prepare in advance?"

"Yawn, no, goodnight."

As he spoke, Bai Ye produced a coffin from his space ring and lay down in it.

After a while, she stood up again and patted the inside of the coffin: "By the way, this place is very spacious and has a mattress. Wulu, are you interested in taking a nap with us? It's very comfortable~~"

With a cold look in my eyes, I threw Xiaoban in and closed the coffin lid for them.

However, when I turned around, Raftan stared at me seriously with resentful eyes.

squeak

squeak

I had no choice but to turn around, open the coffin, rescue the panicked Xiaoban, and hand her over to Raftan.

Probably because she was frightened by Bai Ye, Xiao Ban did not resist the physical contact from Miss Paladin this time. I couldn't help but smile as I saw Raftan carefully stroking Xiao Ban: "Miss Raftan, our Xiao Ban is very cute, right? Even though he is covered with scars, he is very popular in the stone house!"

Raftan poked the soles of Little Spot's feet and nodded in appreciation. "Little Spot is a very good dog and very brave. The situation was so dangerous a while ago, but he stayed by your side even though he was seriously injured. His loyalty is like that of a true paladin - and a paladin with meat balls."

After a pause, Raftan looked up at me with an excited look and asked, "Can you make Xiaoban bigger and let me touch her real breast? With Xiaoban's body size, her breast must be very soft and big, right?"

"F**k..."

I thought rudely.

Little Spot also jumped out of Raftan's arms with some vigilance. This time, having just been betrayed by me, he was completely disappointed with humans. He ran quickly to the side of the coffin, pushed the lid open with all his strength, and then crawled in.

At the same time, Bai Ye's low growl was heard from inside the coffin: "Stupid dog, you stepped on my face."

Awooo

Following Xiaoban's mournful wail, the coffin lid closed.

On the side, Raftan, the instigator, made a holy cross prayer gesture for Xiaoban.

Seeing this, I also stood in front of the coffin, clapped my hands, and bowed.

Raftan stared at me for several seconds. After a while, she took out a dagger, squatted beside the coffin, and carved a line of solemn and powerful characters with the tip of the knife.

"Open it and you might find a vampire girl or a blood-sucking fighting dog, or both, but no matter what, you have to touch her puss before you die."

Her meatballs...

I looked at the holy expression on Miss Paladin's face, and I was convinced that she would not deliberately make such a pornographic joke - even if she secretly hid her sister's pillow and used it at night.

And in the next moment, Miss Paladin added a few small words below the message.

"—Stone House Ulu-Lannon."

Where is your moral integrity? Miss Paladin, where is your moral integrity?

I said speechlessly: "Ms. Raftan, did the God of Light tell you that lying is wrong?"

She tapped her head in sudden realization: "Miss Lannong, you are right. Lying is wrong."

Therefore, he stood up, walked around to the other side of the coffin, and carved a line of very small words in very fine fonts.

"This plot is purely fictional. Any similarity is purely coincidental."

It turns out that, including Miss Paladin, none of the adults around me have any moral principles.

So, we had to take out our hidden knife and join the battlefield.

……

"Open it and you might find a vampire girl or a blood-sucking fighting dog, or maybe both. But no matter what, you have to try hard to touch her paw before you die." - Stone House Ulu-Lan Nong

"Who is buried is none of your business!" - A mysterious paladin

"Sophie's Recycling Center in Stone House is now open! We are now buying red magic stones for thirty silver, goblin red helmets for ten silver, and ash cross swords for thirty gold. In addition, we are buying meatballs, meatballs, and meatballs at high prices!" - The younger sister who loves her sister the most

"Uncle Security! It's the pervert upstairs!" - The talking Lian'er.

"I choose death." - Xiaoban

"I never thought that my top adventurer would die here. It seems I should give up my position." - President Ehard of Stone House

"Open the coffin, kiss the black-haired girl to wake her up, and you will find that the world will be brand new!" - Stallone

"There is a ** girl inside" - Ebi who doesn't like to use punctuation marks

"..."

That night, after waking up, Bai Ye had a very wonderful expression.

……

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42. Asking (White Night)

(white night)

Looking at the coffin that was engraved with jokes, I was stunned.

Beside them, Uru and the Paladin were both silent in tacit agreement, and it was obvious that they were a pair of accomplices in an adulterous affair.

But I'm not thinking about teaching anyone a lesson.

I'm thinking……

"Maybe if I really die one day, it might be a good idea to use this as a coffin."

"I didn't expect that I would also think about my afterlife."

"But after all, there are no gambles or adventures in this world that are guaranteed to win."

I smiled to myself, put away the coffin, and turned to look at them in silence.

"Come on, let's go."

"Eh, yes!" "Hmm? Yes, Miss Bai Ye."

I took the two of them with me, carrying a night lamp, walking in the half-melted snow forest. Probably because the weather had warmed up, the night fog was thick. The scene was not very clear either with my naked eyes or in the memory of Dead Goose. But this was also a good sign. At least if the other team accidentally got separated by one or two people, it would not necessarily cause immediate vigilance.

I cast a silencing spell on everyone, quieted my steps, and quietly stopped at a high ground where I could see the campfire.

At this time, we need someone to ask questions.

I had already made up my mind and asked them, "There are all kinds of people down there. Which one do you think I should catch and question? Male or female? What profession? Big breasts or small breasts?"

Perhaps because she was not familiar with the work of an adventurer, Uru did not answer.

Raftan replied, "Have you found their scouts? Scouts are their source of intelligence and should know most of the things. Besides, the missing scouts will not be discovered by them in a short time. In addition, if the other side is really our enemy, reducing their tracking ability will bring us more tactical advantages."

Raftan's idea hit exactly what I expected. I smiled in appreciation and looked towards the forest to the southeast.

"Then I'll choose the dwarf girl with a baby face. She's very agile, has green hair and blue eyes, and looks harmless. But she seems to be killing time with the insect pupae on the tree trunk, using the dry grass as a throwing knife to pierce them one by one. Oh my God, I'm starting to like this little bad girl."

Next, we moved in the direction of the female dwarf and sneaked up behind her.

In case she noticed us, I landed a dead goose on the tree where she was hiding so that we could look her in the face.

The dwarf scout who saw the dead goose seemed to be very interested in this bird that was not afraid of people. However, the way she showed her interest was very inconsistent with her petite and cute body. She actually reached out and grabbed the dead goose's body and broke its neck. As soon as she touched the dead goose's body, she also realized something was wrong from its abnormally cold body temperature.

"Hello, my little cutie."

I grabbed the feet of two dead geese and flew behind the dwarf lady.

She turned her head in horror. I instantly cast an immobilization spell on her that only lasted for half a second. In this short half second, Raftan shot a light arrow that only had a paralyzing effect through her shoulder and immobilized her.

At the same time, before the dwarf lady understood the situation, I cast another sleeping spell on her.

It took us less than ten seconds to successfully capture a wild dwarf lady.

congratulations!congratulations!

Then, the three of us and the dog carried her all the way back to the original cave.

When we got to the cave, we first checked the dwarf's body and clothes, took out all her weapons, and dug out the poison sac hidden between her teeth and threw it away. After confirming that she had no aggressive and suicidal means, I lifted her sleeping magic and said to Uru and the others, "The task of interrogation is now yours! I'll be cheering you on from here!"

I sat on a large rock high up, holding my chin and waiting for Ulu and the others' performance.

Ulu: "Shouldn't it be your role to interrogate the prisoners?"

Raftan: "Ms. Bai Ye, let's not waste time, shall we?"

I rolled my eyes, took out parchment, ink, and a quill, and said to them cheerfully, "No, if I have to do everything, why am I bringing you two out this time? Interns should just do their jobs and stop complaining. Besides, while you're interrogating the dwarf, I'll also be in charge of setting up the defenses of this cave."

"What kind of defense should be deployed?" Raphne and Uru asked in unison.

However, the dwarf lady had woken up by then. She stared at the three of us hatefully and started cursing.

"Who are you? Why are you tying me up? What's your intention? Damn it, do you know who I am? If you know what's good for you, let me go quickly, or else when reinforcements come to save me, you'll be in big trouble!"

Haha, it seems that Uru and the others have hit a landmine this time.

Although she is only 1.5 meters tall and a member of the dwarf tribe who is famous for being stupid, this pseudo-Lolita is actually a scheming person.

First of all, she did not panic as she should have after being kidnapped.

At the same time, she is also very clear about the advantages she has and is also trying to confirm how many advantages she has.

Her first three questions were a cover-up, pretending that she was an innocent person. Later, she asked Uru whether they knew her identity. That was a test of the amount of intelligence we had. If we didn't know who she was, then this dwarf girl might continue to pretend to be innocent.

At this time, the interrogator's skills are very important.

However, deep down, I believe in Xiao Ulu's abilities. After all, she is also a very sinister loli.

As soon as he heard the dwarf lady's shouting, Uru turned around and put on a flirtatious and slightly crazy smile.

This smile seems familiar. I see it every time I look in the mirror.

Haha, she is imitating me.

With a smile, Uru took out a dagger and put it at the dwarf lady's throat.

She ordered sweetly, "Tell me everything I want to know."

The dwarf lady suddenly hesitated.

Ulu was not in a hurry. He just inserted the dagger into the other party's vagina and chuckled, saying, "Think slowly, think slowly about what you should say and what you shouldn't say, think about what we will do to you, think about what kind of people we are, think about whether there are still laws, morals, and gods in this barren cave. Think about it! But don't think too long, I don't have much patience."

However, after just a few seconds, Ulu clapped his hands, smiled and asked, "Okay, time's up, talk, my friend."

"Huh?" The dwarf lady was a little slow to react.

Uru smiled innocently and pulled the dwarf lady's face: "Eh? Do you think this is the word I want to hear? Do you want it to be your last words? Well, then I will grant your wish."

As he spoke, Ulu pulled out the dagger from the dwarf lady's chest and stabbed it towards her throat.

"I said it! Wait! I said it!"

The dwarf lady cried out for mercy, but Uru thrust the dagger back into her vagina with evil intent.

During this pause, Uru took out a quill and drew a horizontal line on the dwarf's neck.

An ambiguous horizontal line.

It is precisely because the meaning is unclear that it is full of imagination.

Imagine the dagger slowly cutting off the head starting from this horizontal line.

But I don’t know what she was thinking about, the dwarf lady’s face turned a little paler.

Her mouth loosened a little: "My name is Tatar-Jiaai, and I am an adventurer who came with the Eagle Adventure Group to fight the Marching Wolves. May I ask who you are? Why did you bring me here?"

Hearing this, Ulu put away all his smiles and slowly pulled out the dagger from the other party's gun.

She stared at the dwarf lady with a blaming and hurt look, and said like a possessed person: "Why do you always lie to me? Why can't we be honest with each other? Why haven't you said a word that was true since the first sentence? Why don't you trust me so much? Why do you think I won't hurt you? Or do you want to be the one who hurts me? Why don't you just die! Liar!"

After saying these cold words, Uru swung the dagger with all her might, cutting towards the dwarf's throat!

The force was so strong that even she herself could not control it, and it absolutely could not be stopped temporarily. Realizing how fierce this force was, the dwarf lady widened her eyes in despair and screamed in horror.

A thud.