After rebirth, they always want to do something bad to me

Finally, I humbly ask for votes, collections, and likes (lying down and showing my belly)

008. The school hunk likes me instead of me... ?

"Qianqian, are you still not feeling well? I feel a little tired..."

Tang Li's face was flushed. He supported himself on the wall of the locker room with his hands. He turned his head embarrassedly to look at Tang Qianqian who was fiddling with him behind him.

"Hold on a little longer, it will be fine soon."

"Really? Why is it so tight..."

Listening to his child's complaints, Tang Li's face showed a trace of shame and resentment, as if he had been verbally insulted.

"How should I know... um... it would be like this..."

"It's such a big store, but they don't even have a suitable piece of clothing. They don't know how to do business at all!" she said gritting her teeth.

Ah, yes, that's right, they were just trying on clothes, they weren't doing anything weird.

"Ha - Old Tang, it's obviously that you are too big. Ordinary underwear can't cover you at all." Tang Qianqian said with an expression of surviving a disaster on her face.

In order to buy clothes for Tang Li after she became a woman, she resisted the urge to take Tang Li shopping and went straight to the clothing section of the mall.

And because she didn't know Tang Li's body shape, she decided to buy some underwear for Tang Li first.

Of course, there are some hidden selfish desires in it that are unknown to others, such as wanting to know how old Tang Li is, wanting to see Tang Li in underwear, wanting to see Tang Li's shameful and angry expression, etc., which are definitely not born from her own consciousness!

At first, she did see Tang Li's blushing face because it was his first time entering a girl's private area, and she felt like she was feasting her eyes.

But soon, this satisfaction turned into astonishment.

"92/60/88? 32D?"

Tang Qianqian looked at the measurements of Tang Li's body measured by the clothing store clerk, and her pupils began to tremble violently.

She was so stupid, really. She knew that her husband Tang had a great figure, but she didn't expect him to be so hot!

Is this data that a normal woman can have?

You have to know that the average cup size of Chinese women is only B. A girl like her who can only barely reach the B cup by squeezing can't understand the joy of a D cup at all!

Oh, Old Tang was a man before, and she is indeed not a normal woman.

Damn it! This extremely evil old man must have taken away the fat that belonged to her. It must be like this!

Tang Qianqian, whose heart was blinded by jealousy, even forgot that she and Tang Li had no blood relationship.

Now she just wants to burst those two damn water balloons!

"Um...Qianqian, can you come in for a moment?"

Just then, the locker room door curtain was drawn open, and Tang Li's pretty face with a slight blush peeked out from behind the curtain and spoke cautiously.

"What's wrong?" Tang Qianqian asked in a daze. She had not yet recovered from the ocean of D.

"This dress seems a little small. I can't wear it myself..."

Tang Li looked a little embarrassed. After all, this was underwear, clothing that was only for women.

She had been a man for fifty years, but she never thought that one day she would be able to wear this thing, and she couldn't even put it on, so she had to ask Tang Qianqian for help.

What a shame!

"Nani?!"

Is there any underwear that can't be put on? Shouldn't there be a lot of extra space for no reason?

Tang Qianqian, who always complained that her underwear was too loose, was shocked.

"I'm sorry, sir, this is the largest size we have in the store." The guilty clerk added at the right time.

"Damn it! Damn it!"

"Cow! Suckling pig! Upstart!"

Tang Qianqian gritted her teeth and pulled the strap of her bra, as if she was venting some unspeakable emotions.

"Um...ah...gently..."

Tang Li felt a little uncomfortable being pulled, and his tone subconsciously became pleading.

She was not trying to be coquettish. As a former man, he would rather kill her than let her do that on purpose. But Tang Qianqian's actions were too rough, as if he wanted to tear her breasts off.

The key point is that the other party is her child. Not only can she not hit or scold him, but she is also completely defeated in terms of women's knowledge. She originally wanted to say that it was inappropriate and that it was quite free to leave it alone, but she was retorted by Tang Qianqian with a few words.

There is no choice but to continue to endure this inhuman torture.

"All right!"

The bra straps were finally fastened, and Tang Li breathed a sigh of relief for no apparent reason.

The process of being manipulated by one's own child was somewhat unbearable after all. Although it was a little tight on the chest now, it was much better than before.

"Just wear it like this, don't take it off." Tang Qianqian leaned against the wall with her arms folded, and said expressionlessly: "I guess you can't buy suitable ones in the physical store. Wait a while and ask my elder sister to make you a few pieces. She is also a cow and has experience."

"alright."

Tang Li panted for a few times before finally getting used to the restraint on his chest.

No wonder there are always girls on the Internet who refuse to wear bras. It’s too uncomfortable to be squeezed like this all the time.

Of course, she didn't know that if the size was right, the underwear wouldn't be that uncomfortable to wear. Unfortunately, Tang Qianqian was so angry that she couldn't tell her such a thing.

It’s best to keep it small!

The rebellious girl thought viciously.

Since there was no suitable size, the two did not stay in the lingerie store for too long. Although the underwear was not suitable, they could still buy the clothes since they knew their body data.

Tang Qianqian didn't want Tang Li to go out wearing sportswear all day. After all, with Tang Li's figure, wearing ill-fitting sportswear would be much more awkward than wearing normal clothes.

But she didn't expect to meet an acquaintance as soon as she went out.

"Huh? Tang Qianqian? I didn't expect you to go out shopping. I thought you only knew how to play Taobao."

A girl with chestnut hair and mature dress couldn't help but raise her eyebrows when she saw Tang Qianqian walking out of the lingerie store.

There were three men and one woman around her, all of whom looked fashionable, completely different from the rustic style of the Tang sisters.

Tang Qianqian couldn't help but frown slightly, and the lively expression that was originally due to being next to Tang Li disappeared instantly, becoming indifferent and distant.

In fact, she has no conflicts with the people in front of her, but has a good relationship with them.

After all, we are classmates in college. We see each other every day and there is no chance of any mess.

It's just that as the goddess of the school, she is harassed too much on a daily basis, so she habitually puts on an aloof look. Even though she acts nonchalant in front of Tang Li, she is actually an ice goddess in the school.

To be frank, of the five people in front of me, two of them were once my lickers, and the remaining one...

Tang Qianqian glanced at the most handsome of the three boys without leaving a trace.

The boy's name was Su Hongxuan. Judging from his name, he was the perfect male protagonist for a female novel. He was also quite handsome, and came from a wealthy family. He had a gentle personality, a well-proportioned body, and good grades in sports. He was quite popular among the girls in school and was even rated as one of the school's most handsome boys by some gossipers.

He just seemed like he wasn't very interested in her and he never even looked at her straight in the eye.

At first she thought he was playing hard to get, but later she realized that he really didn't like her, so she stopped paying much attention to him.

After all, she is not one of those tsundere young ladies in novels who would just give in if the male protagonist ignored her.

But why is there something strange in his eyes today? He is staring at me like a wolf seeing a sheep, and the light in his eyes is about to become real.

Not only that, he even came forward on his own initiative!

Could it be that he suddenly realized her beauty and developed some unrealistic fantasies?

Tang Qianqian's heart tightened. She didn't want to be entangled with such a troublesome man, but in the blink of an eye, she had thought of the words to refuse.

However, before she could say no, Su Hongxuan walked past her and took Tang Li's hand.

"Miss, I like you, can you tell me your name?"

Perhaps because they had never seen such confident and bold behavior, people on both sides present were stunned.

Tang Li seemed to be unable to react, and three question marks appeared above his head.

Tang Qianqian stared in amazement at the man in front of her who seemed to have his own special effects, with all-mite racing through her heart.

You—f—ing—

I didn't expect that you, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, could actually figure me out? !

009. Sister, don’t be afraid of what I am about to say

"This……"

Tang Li, who was suddenly confessed to by a boy, was a little amused and confused. She didn't expect that she had been a man for fifty years and had never been pursued by anyone, but now that she had become a woman, she was confessed to immediately.

And isn't this confession too hasty? Would a normal person really say "I like you" to a woman whose name he doesn't even know?

It’s not a paper person on the Internet.

Paper people have to see related works before they will like them.

Being experienced, she could easily see that the boy in front of her was actually a young master with little life experience.

Don’t think that everyone in society is an ordinary person with normal IQ, EQ and values. In fact, only when you enter society will you find that there are many strange people and things in the world that are hard for ordinary people to imagine.

You have to know that if reality is absurd and you write it into a novel, readers will criticize it for being unrealistic.

The little boy in front of me is considered normal. He is probably spoiled too much by his family and has good conditions. Therefore, he has not experienced the blows of society, and thus looks ordinary and confident.

And if you look closely, this boy is actually quite handsome, with a clean appearance and nice clothes. It's just that his EQ is a bit low. He just needs to work his way around in society.

Of course, she would not be attracted to such a young boy, after all, she is still an old man at heart.

From her perspective, it’s more about looking at her son-in-law’s perspective.

So she took the time to glance at Tang Qianqian.

Well, she is like ice and fire. She looks cold as ice, but there is a blazing fire in her eyes, and the look she gives to boys is full of murderous intent.

Hmm... there's no hope.

"Miss, my name is Su Hongxuan, I'm 21 years old, a sophomore in the Department of Economics and Management at Jinling University, I'm meters tall, weigh kilograms, unmarried, and have never been in a relationship. My father is the president of Jinling Foreign Trade Group, and my mother is the general manager of Changjiang Real Estate Sales. My family has three large flats in the city center, a villa by the river, and four sports cars. The betrothal gift is one million plus a house and a car. After marriage, the salary will be handed over. We will hire a nanny for housework. We don't favor boys over girls. It would be great if we could have twins."

His mother said that if you meet a girl you like terribly, just say these words.

Now is the time for a destiny encounter!

Seeing the boy in front of him still confessing his feelings, the content was so explicit that even Tang Li couldn't help but twitch his lips.

She took back what she had said just now, thinking that Su Hongxuan was normal. There was something wrong with this kid's brain.

"Well... I'm very happy that you like me, but unfortunately I can't accept your feelings. You are still young, so it's better not to indulge in love. When you go out, you will find that there are many good girls waiting for you in society, and you will definitely meet your destined girl."

"Also, I'm actually gay."

If the previous paragraph was still Tang Li's kind-hearted card, then the last sentence was naked murderous intent.

She had no intention of finding a man to marry and raise children, nor was she interested in arguing with a man about love issues, so if she wanted to refuse, she had to be ruthless.

What is the best way to reject a man's confession? Of course, it is because of sexual incompatibility.

If the XP system is incompatible, it can be updated, but if the sexual orientation is incompatible, there is really no hope.

As expected, after hearing Tang Li's ruthless confession, Su Hongxuan seemed to have suffered an unprecedented blow, and his whole demeanor lost its color.

He had lived a smooth life for twenty years and never thought that he would suffer a setback in love. The reason turned out to be that the other party didn't like men!

"Ahem." Perhaps she couldn't stand it anymore, the chestnut-haired girl who was obviously the leader among the five people grabbed Su Hongxuan's collar, dragged him back to her side, and said to Tang Li with guilt on her face.

"I'm sorry, my brother...is not quite in his right mind. I'm really sorry for offending you, young lady."

She lifted her hair from her ears, smiled, and continued, "My name is Su Wenya, I'm Su Hongxuan's sister, and I'm also Qianqian's senior in the same club. May I ask who this is?"

The last sentence was said to Tang Qianqian. It was obvious that she discovered that the relationship between Tang Li and Tang Qianqian was not simple.

The person who can get Miss Tang, the cold and homely girl who never leaves the house, to accompany him shopping is definitely not an ordinary friend.

Now it was Tang Qianqian's turn to be troubled. She didn't know how to introduce Tang Li.