After rebirth, they always want to do something bad to me

Just now, she had a nightmare while sleeping. She dreamed that her lips were wrapped by a strange slime. Not only did it seal her entire mouth, but a slippery and soft tentacle also stretched out and drilled into her mouth, as if it wanted to eat her tongue.

She wanted to call for help, but she could only whimper with the sound of water, and even breathing became much more difficult.

If it weren't for the faint sound coming from far away in her dream later, causing the slime wrapped around her lips to suddenly escape, she might have experienced the feeling of death again in her dream.

What a strange nightmare. It is said that whatever you think about during the day you will dream about at night. Why did she dream about slime?

Tang Li couldn't figure it out, so she simply stopped thinking about it.

Anyway, nightmares are just dreams after all. The magical thing that the slime wraps around her lips and extends its tentacles into her mouth will never really happen in reality.

So she didn't care too much about it, but Tang Qianqian's arrival made her a little curious.

Isn't it class time now? How did this girl have time to come and see her?

"Don't you have classes today? How do you have time to come over?"

"I have already finished all the courses for this semester in college. You know how smart I am." Tang Qianqian said with some pride.

"Besides, it's your first period, how could I not come?" she said, her eyes full of curiosity, as if she was exploring some new fun.

"Old Tang, Old Tang, you used to be a man, but now you're a woman and you have your period. Do you feel anything special?"

"And if you can menstruate, can you also get pregnant and have a baby?"

"Hey, this XP feels so weird..."

Tang Qianqian chattered away, like a mosquito circling around Tang Li's ear.

Even someone as gentle as Tang Li couldn't help but feel veins bulging when faced with Tang Qianqian's machine-gun-like questioning.

"Come to think of it, ordinary girls call their period aunt, but for a special girl like you, shouldn't you call your period uncle?"

As Tang Qianqian continued to ask, Tang Li finally couldn't bear it anymore and slapped Tang Qianqian on the forehead.

"You little bitch, what's with the pregnant uncle? I'm just an ordinary woman now, what's so special about me?"

"You are just an ordinary ghost..."

Tang Qianqian was stunned by the sudden slap in the face, and said aggrievedly while rubbing the blush on her forehead.

"I've never seen an ordinary girl be so attractive to other girls."

"I think you, Old Tang, must be the reincarnation of a succubus."

"Oh, no. Foreign monsters are too debauched. I don't like them. We have to change them to traditional monsters from our country."

"Yes, you must have been a vixen in your previous life—"

"And she's a vixen who specializes in seducing girls!"

139. A little accident in the kitchen

"Tang Qianqian, what shocking thing have you done again?"

Tang Keke held the spatula and looked at Tang Qianqian, who kept rubbing her ears with her palms, with some confusion. She then glanced at Tang Li, who had a dark face. She really couldn't understand what her little sister had done to make the gentle Tang Li lose her temper.

"How can it be so exaggerated... I just said that Old Tang is a vixen..."

Tang Qianqian pouted in grievance and complained in a low voice.

"You keep talking, or I'll twist your ears off!"

Tang Li glared at Tang Qianqian with gritted teeth.

She has been a man for decades and raised three children alone. Even if she can't be said to be a manly woman, at least she can be considered manly, right?

As a result, within just one month after she became a woman, she was called a vixen several times in a row, and the people who said this were her closest daughters!

What the hell is wrong with her!

Her usual behavior is not at all affected, nor does she show any hint of sarcasm. Does that mean she is a vixen just because she looks decent?

If that's the case, Coco is much prettier than her. Why haven't I seen anyone say that Coco is a vixen?

It must be that Qianqian was so stupid after watching cartoon characters that she just talks nonsense.

If it were Coco, she would definitely not think that she was a vixen.

"Keke, please give us your opinion."

Tang Li rolled her eyes at Tang Qianqian again, with a hint of resentment in her eyes.

"Qianqian is just a girl who talks nonsense. How do I look like a vixen?"

Tang Keke couldn't help but blink when she heard that. She looked at the faint resentment on Tang Li's face. Her watery eyes were moving, giving off a kind of tender and charming feeling like a vixen acting coquettishly to the king.

She opened her mouth, but found that she couldn't get over the hurdle of conscience.

She is Tang Qianqian's elder sister! How could an elder sister ignore the facts and frame her younger sister with false lies?

Even if she can lie against her conscience now, she will condemn herself in her dreams later!

"Ahem... I really don't look like him. Old Tang, how could you look like a vixen? Qianqian just talks nonsense."

Tang Keke said this, turning her head slightly.

It certainly doesn’t look like it, because it is obviously the case.

This shouldn't be considered lying against one's conscience, right?

"Hmph, you are sensible."

Tang Li got the answer she had imagined and smiled with satisfaction.

Tang Qianqian looked at Tang Keke shrugged at her at an angle that Tang Li couldn't see, and couldn't help but roll her eyes.

She was not like Old Tang, who was obsessed with his daughter and whose IQ would plummet in front of his own daughter. Naturally, she could understand what Tang Keke wanted to express secretly.

After all, the three sisters have lived together for so many years, and their aesthetics and feelings are close to the same. Since she thinks that Lao Tang is the reincarnation of a fox spirit, there is no reason why her two sisters should not have this feeling.

In the final analysis, it's just about maintaining your image in front of Old Tang.

It's really strange. They clearly didn't care about such trivial matters in front of Old Tang before, so why have the eldest and second sisters become so reserved recently?

Although she had never been in love, she had seen pigs run even though she had never eaten pork. As a female college student, she had nothing to do and read a lot of romance novels, so she had some theoretical knowledge about the so-called love complex.

She always felt that the eldest and second sisters' current behavior was a bit like the male protagonists in romance comics who had a one-sided crush on the heroines. They wanted to get close to them but were a little afraid, so they hovered around the heroines and pretended to be nice.

Tang Qianqian quickly shook her head.

The more she thought about it, the more outrageous it became. How could she imagine that Old Tang and the eldest and second sisters were the male and female protagonists in a romance novel? Putting aside the almost father-daughter relationship, even if there was no such relationship, Old Tang would not have any special feelings for the sisters.

Besides, Old Tang is a middle-aged man, and the age difference between them is too big.

As the saying goes, a small gap forms every three years and a big gap forms every five years. The generation gap is no joke.

but……

Tang Qianqian wanted to recall what Tang Li looked like when he was still a man, but was shocked to find that the male Tang Li's face in her mind was so blurred that it was difficult to see the details.

Instead, it was Tang Li who had turned into a girl, with a moist face, willow-like eyebrows, moving eyes, a pretty nose, and... a pair of slightly swollen cherry lips with a jelly-like texture.

Middle-aged man?

No, that was clearly a captivating young beauty...

"Ah! Coco, why did you light the pot on fire!"

"Ah? Ah! I forgot there was still hot oil in the pan!"

"What should we do, Old Tang?!"

"Put out the fire quickly!"

Suddenly, a loud noise came to her ears, waking Tang Qianqian up from her deep thought.

But she did not break free from her thoughts, but looked at Tang Li's busy back with a complicated expression.

How can Tang Li’s back look as tolerant as before?

During the activity, her snake-like waist twisted, and her amazing size and softness could be vaguely seen through the gap in her arms.

It would definitely be very comfortable and enjoyable if I could hold her in my arms from behind.

……

What's wrong with me? Why do I have such thoughts about Lao Tang?

Tang Qianqian thought silently in her heart, but her hands were involuntarily raised slightly, as if she wanted to follow her heart and hug that soft body.

Then Tang Li grabbed her hand.

"Qianqian, what are you still standing there for? Come and help! Your silly sister has set the pot on fire!"

"Wait, don't throw water on it, ah——"

"careful!"

In the chaos, Tang Li hugged the dazed Tang Qianqian into her arms to prevent her from being scalded by the oil splashed due to Tang Keke's wrong operation.

Fortunately, because it was stopped in time, Tang Keke did not have time to pour the whole basin of water in her hand into the oil pan, otherwise they would have had to experience what sparks flying meant.

After protecting Tang Qianqian in a panic, Tang Li's other hand was not idle either. She quickly picked up the pot lid next to her and put it on the burning pot.

All I could hear was some banging noises from under the lid, which gradually stopped after a long time.

Only then did Tang Li feel slightly relieved.

"Qianqian, are you okay?"

She loosened her hands, released Tang Qianqian who was tightly held in her arms, and asked with concern.

"No...it's okay." Tang Qianqian shook her head and looked at Tang Li with complicated eyes.

Even though she was the one closest to the frying pan, he immediately protected her in his arms.

Even though she had long been accustomed to getting this warm sense of security from Tang Li, a warm current still flowed through her heart.

"I'm glad you're okay." Tang Li said, feeling a little helpless.

Recently, she seems to have a conflict with frying pans. Not only did she accidentally overturn the frying pan at a banquet, but she was almost splashed by the frying pan in the kitchen of her daughter's house.

Fortunately, the accident was not serious and was handled promptly, so no significant consequences were caused. It was just because the three of them were a little flustered that the kitchen became a bit messy.

Tang Keke stood aside with a nervous look on her face, realizing that she had almost made a big mistake.

Tang Li looked at the guilt on Tang Keke's face and couldn't help but laugh as she rubbed her head.

"Silly girl, you are already so old, how come you don't have any common sense?"

"I remember I taught you, didn't I? If an oil pan is on fire, you must not use water to put out the fire. Did you ignore my words again?"

"I... I didn't react and subconsciously fetched water to put out the fire..." Tang Keke's heart was full of guilt.

"Old Tang, I'm sorry..."

She lowered her head, clenched her fists tightly, and her lower lip was bitten until it had lost its color.

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There will be another chapter later

140. Have you forgotten something?

Tang Li did not let Tang Keke continue to blame herself.

Her hand slid down from Tang Keke's head, finally holding her palm and gently squeezing it.

Tang Keke raised her head in some surprise, but met Tang Li's gentle eyes.

"Silly girl, I don't mean to blame you."

“No one is immune to making mistakes, even if that mistake is common sense that everyone should know.”

Tang Li was not lying with open eyes.

Perhaps many people know that when an oil pan catches fire, you should not use water to put out the fire, but instead cover the pan and wait for the oxygen in the pan to be consumed and the flame to go out on its own.

So Tang Keke's behavior would seem very stupid at first glance.