I'm on the Infinite Crazy Sister Card

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The director nodded in understanding and took out his cell phone to make a call.

After a moment, he put down his phone and nodded at Francisco.

"The live broadcast has been cut off and limited in flow, and only a small number of people can see it."

"We did it very secretly, so we shouldn't offend the alien."

Francisco hummed noncommittally and reached out to take the tablet handed to him by the defense secretary.

There was a scene playing on it that looked quite nonsensical.

Nearly a hundred American soldiers in military uniforms were swept into the air by one pink slime tentacles after another.

Their bodies were wrapped by the tentacles into one shameful and seductive posture after another.

Instead, the sound coming from the picture is also accompanied by intermittent humming and chirping.

"Mother ***." Francisco cursed immediately and couldn't help but want to throw the tablet in his hand to the ground.

However, there were several generals from the Pentagon who turned their heads to watch, and there was a strange light in their eyes.

"Mother ***, are these aliens still gay?"

Francisco pretended that he could not see the strange looks from those generals and swore at them indirectly.

"Hello, hello, all the humans of Planet Aquamarine, good afternoon, good morning, and good evening."

A male voice with a slight beat mixed with moans came from the screen.

The screen on the tablet suddenly changed, switching the video interface from the disgusting pink slime gay ball to a man below them.

The man looked rather thin, with an Asian build, and his English accent had a strong British stereotype.

His face is covered with an Ultraman mask that covers his entire face.

The sound also seems to have been specially processed, making it distorted and funny.

However, the funny scene in the video did not make Francisco take it lightly, because he saw that the giant pink slime that rolled up hundreds of soldiers was extending outward from the back of this person, as if it was spreading from his body.

"Son of bitch. Is this guy a slime tentacle alien from a Japanese erotic anime?"

The deputy director of the FBI couldn't help but curse out loud.

Francisco did not refute this time, because he also felt that this tentacle alien was really disgusting.

“Haha~~! It looks like everyone who can receive this video has started watching it seriously.”

"Then I'll get down to business."

"Everyone from the Blue Water Planet."

“Humans, intelligent life, players, miracle-makers who have the possibility of evolution.”

"It's obvious to you who I am."

"But for those who don't know me, so that they can understand the meaning of this video, I will also give some brief explanations."

"I am a player from Earth - Trash. My purpose of coming to this planet today is to rule this world."

"This attack on the military base of America, the most powerful country in the world, is my gift to you all."

"I wonder if the fighting power provided by my subordinate knight, Azure Knight Captain Vera, in the video you shot will make you maintain due respect for me."

“If not, it would be a shame.”

"But you don't have to worry."

"In the following period of time, I will lead my knights and slaves to the leadership departments of major countries on this planet one by one, so that you can see the power of a higher planet."

"When that time comes, I believe you will surrender without any burden."

"Hahaha, I will give you 48 hours to prepare."

"In 48 hours, I will go directly to the presidential palace of America, the most powerful country on the planet, and launch an indiscriminate attack there."

"Come on, humans! Gather your wisdom and gather all your strength to defeat me."

"If you can pass my test, I will generously give you the highest reward."

"Whether it's wealth, power, beauty, or endless life, or pleasures that far exceed the limits of human senses, I can realize them all with you."

"But the prerequisite is that you can defeat me and gain my recognition."

"If not, becoming a slave planet under my rule would be a good thing."

"Hahaha, then goodbye. President in the White House and generals in the Pentagon, I look forward to seeing you in 48 hours."

As the brief words fell, a pure white light gate suddenly appeared in the video screen.

The strange man wearing an Ultraman mask, the mature and charming woman with eyes wrapped beside him, and the tall knight in armor, all stepped into the light gate one by one and disappeared without a trace.

Then the scene became noisy.

Everything disappeared without a trace.

Francisco couldn't help cursing as he put down the tablet.

"Mother ***, they are actually aliens invading the Earth!"

Chapter 22 Card BUG

"How did you feel? My speech just now."

In the blank space of Dalton Entertainment Space, Levi put his hands on his hips and laughed strangely.

"I have not only announced our arrival to the entire world, but also alerted those possible players. It's really killing two birds with one stone. I'm really smart!"

"Forehead...."

Asuna, who had been holding the camera from the beginning, pursed her lips.

To be honest, she felt that the speech and performance just now was so embarrassing that she wanted to use her toes to dig out a two-bedroom, one-living-room space on the ground.

But who was giving the speech anyway? It was her master, Levi.

Asuna could only give an awkward but polite smile.

And from the expressions of Vera and the Sword Saint beside her, she could tell that these two people had the same idea as her.

Levi, on the other hand, didn't seem to feel embarrassed at all, he was still talking proudly.

"And I also took advantage of a bug in Dalton's entertainment system."

Dalton Entertainment Space has certain restrictions on players revealing that they are players to the natives of their planet.

But the restrictions are not deep.

The rules are as follows.

[Dalton game players are prohibited from using their game abilities in their original world to a limited extent.]

[When a player uses his or her special ability, if he or she is discovered by other people in this world, he or she will receive the following temporary tasks. ]

[1. Conduct intelligence suppression work on witnesses, including but not limited to killing all witnesses, modifying the memories of all witnesses, changing all information dissemination channels of the target, etc.; the mission duration is two hours. If it is not completed within two hours, it will be considered a mission failure. ]

[2. When a mission fails, the player will lose all current game coins as a penalty.]

[3. When the fine is less than 1000 game coins, the difficulty of the next game will be increased by half a star; when the fine is greater than 1000 game coins, the player will automatically obtain the fourth permission. ]

[4. After the player completes the main mission of the game with a penalty difficulty or pays a fine of more than 1000 coins, there will be no restrictions on the player on this planet, and the player can use skills at will and enter the Dalton game space.]

Levi had complained about this rule before, saying that it had no restrictions on players' abilities.

At this moment, the simplicity of the bug that Levi was stuck with also indirectly illustrates that Dalton Entertainment has no intention of restricting what players can do on their own planet.

These few words are displayed on the system panel that only Levi can see now.

[You have used your special abilities and have been detected by the natives of this planet. Please destroy them as soon as possible or modify their memories.]

【The current remaining time is two hours. 】

【.....]

[The player has been detected entering Doyle's entertainment space.]

[Detected that the player has started the game application.]

[The current punishment mission is temporarily suspended.]

[When the player re-enters his own world, the game mission will be reopened.]

Levi clapped his hands and narrowed his eyes.

Whispering quietly.

"When I return next time, I will hold the whole world in my hands."

"Ohhh, this is such a chuunibyou feeling! This is the feeling of a great devil! So cool!"

After entertaining himself for a while, Levi opened the panel of Dalton's game space again.

A huge countdown is being displayed.

[Time remaining until the next game: 01:45:33]

[It has been detected that you have completed two one-star games, and your personal attribute points have reached the one-star limit. You can choose any one of the three games to become your star-raising game.]

【Whether to select the next game as your star-up game. 】

[Please note that the basic standard for star-up games is to increase your current game star level by half a level, which means that if you are a one-star player, your star-up game level will be one and a half stars. ]

[When you successfully complete the main mission of the star-raising game, your individual rating will rise, and the personal attribute point limit will be opened. ]

The system prompts, nagging.

Levi pondered for a moment and immediately chose to confirm.

Then it was accompanied by waves of text.

A few new lines of small words appeared on the system panel in front of Levi.

[It has been confirmed that you have selected the current game as a star-up game. ]

【Based on your personal usual performance and channel subscription. 】

【Additional modules are being added for your next game. 】

【…】

【Module added. 】

【…】

[Do you want to enter now?]

[Countdown 01:35:33]