Ming Dynasty: Tanks blocked the door and you said to me, "Long live Ming Dynasty"

You know, the kind of Shaodaozi he drank yesterday was cheap in Ming Dynasty, but on the grassland, a 20-jin jar of Shaodaozi was enough to exchange for a pack horse!

In other words, he drank a whole horse leg in one breath yesterday...

And it’s the hind legs!

Although he didn't know the value of the rice wine in front of him, just by looking at the gems inlaid on the leather bag, he knew that the things inside were definitely not simple!

He shook his head, trying to clear his mind.

God is above!

The Ming Dynasty is so hospitable!

Being able to go on a diplomatic mission to the Ming Dynasty is definitely a blessing from God!

"Okay, I'll drink!"

He gritted his teeth, took the bag and drank it all in one gulp.

The rice wine was warmed up in advance by Youtong, and it was also mixed with several sobering and refreshing medicines such as Pueraria root, chrysanthemum and cardamom.

Although the taste was inevitably a bit strange, Kuchamutang didn't care too much.

He had heard from others that there were several kinds of fine wine in the Ming Dynasty, and each tasted different.

So, in order not to expose his ignorance, he just frowned slightly and poured nearly half a pound of rice wine in the leather bag into his stomach.

After drinking the wine, within three to five minutes, his eyes widened.

If eating a roasted knife is like a ball of raging fire, it feels like my internal organs are being ravaged by a group of big men...

But at this moment, he had a completely different experience!

The body felt like being embraced by a beauty, and the damaged internal organs were being gently soothed by the beauty's warm little hands, removing every wound that the internal organs had sustained last night!

"hiss........."

“This wine… is amazing!”

"It actually gave people an opportunity to enter............."

At this point, he scratched his head.

"What's the word you Ming people use again..."

"you are right......."

Yutong seemed to understand what he wanted to say, and was about to give him a careful reminder, but was interrupted by Kuchamutang.

"Don't say anything, let me think about it!"

"enter......"

"I thought of it!"

"Yes.....Mmm...blow the crack!"

Yutong: ???

God, blow the seam!

"You mean like a spring breeze?"

Upon hearing this, Kuchamudang clapped his hands excitedly: "Yes, yes, it's like a spring breeze!"

"After drinking this yellow wine, my stomach feels much better!"

"And even my mind is clearer now than before!"

"You Han people are so amazing that you can come up with such a magical thing!"

This guy's performance made Yutong very satisfied!

We like to deal with people like this who have never seen the world!

He smiled and pulled Kuchamutang's big hand, and gently scratched the back of his hand twice.

"Hahahaha, that's nothing. If you like it, I'll report to His Majesty and he'll give you more."

"After you bring it back, you can also honor your Lin Dan Khan!"

Kuchamutang jumped off the couch like a spring and looked at Yutong with a vigilant look.

"Then what..."

"Please forgive me, sir. I was drunk yesterday and I didn't seem to have explained the alliance to your emperor in detail."

"Could you please let me see your country's emperor again?"

Youtong put his right hand under his nose, took two deep breaths, and squinted his eyes in intoxication.

"Don't worry, take a good rest first. His Majesty will summon you when he wants to see you."

His abnormal appearance made Kuchamudang feel full of danger, and he covered his hands reflexively.

His intuition told him that the dead eunuch in front of him was asking for benefits from him!

Gold and silver treasures?

Do not!

Absolutely not!

I heard that those guys who got stabbed are not in their right mind...

Thinking about his actions just now, this eunuch, could it be possible that...

Oh no!

Eunuchs are inhumane...

Is it possible? ? ?

OMG!

Thinking of this, he widened his eyes and looked behind Youtong.

If that's the case, it's not unacceptable, right?

For Lin Danhan!

For the Golden Family!

For the glory of the Mongolian cavalry to reappear!

He threw away the discomfort in his heart and moved closer to Youtong.

As he walked, he spoke calmly.

"I wonder what kind of knowledge my father-in-law likes?"

Yutong looked at him with a smile, stretched out his hand and patted the couch twice: "Don't worry, come, let us check you first to see if you have lice."

..........

After an incense stick of time, Youtong walked out of Kuchamutang's residence while tidying up her clothes.

At this time, Kuchamutang was lying naked on the couch, staring at the beams in a daze, his eyes full of regret...

Chapter 270 What if His Majesty is happy one day and rewards me with a knife?

When Youtong appeared in front of Zhu Youxiao, he had changed his clothes without knowing when.

"Your Majesty, that guy has too many lice!"

He complained to Zhu Youxiao with a bitter look on his face.

"I washed my scalp three times, but now I still feel itchy..."

Zhu Youxiao smiled and picked up an ink stick from the table and threw it over: "This is a reward for you. Stop complaining. Tell me what you got out of it."

Youtong took the ink stick, sniffed it twice, and then put it in his arms with shining eyes.

This is the best Hui ink!

There is a saying among the people that one ounce of Hui ink is worth one ounce of gold!

Such a little thing is worthy of being a family heirloom!

He didn't dare to think so before, but Zhu Youxiao had said before that if he behaved well, he could go to the orphanage to adopt an orphan and continue the family tree!

More importantly, I heard that the medical school is able to cut off a pig's tail and then reattach it!

Although the success rate is very small, at least there is hope...

Work hard, what if His Majesty is happy one day and rewards you with a knife?

Just thinking about it makes me feel that there is hope for Ri Zi!

When I make merit next time, I will ask His Majesty to give me the doctor Niu Zi...

hiahiahiahia!

After putting away the ink stick, Youtong first expressed his gratitude, and then slowly narrated the process of the communication between him and Kuchamudang.

"Your Majesty, that guy said that the food and grass of the various tribes under Lin Dan Khan's command are no longer sufficient."

"But the grass on the grassland will take at least two months to grow!"

"So, after receiving the news, Lin Danhan chose to go all out and even killed two tribal leaders who opposed him."

"Not only that, when he sent Kuchamudang as an envoy, he had already led 30,000 troops here!"

"And they took down the Duoyan tribe with lightning speed, cutting off their connection with the Jiannu!"

"Kuchamdang said that as long as Your Majesty does not object, Lingdan Khan will launch an offensive against Jiannu at the same time as the Ming Dynasty!"

After listening to his story, Zhu Youxiao turned his attention to the border map on the wall.

Outside the Great Wall, the area from Gubeikou to Xifengkou was the territory of Duoyanwei.

Yesterday he was still wondering how Kuchamutang passed through the territory of Duoyanwei without being attacked. Now it seems that everything has an answer.

Doyanwei was unexpectedly defeated by Ligdan Khan without anyone noticing!

"Let Sun Kangwang, Wang Zhichen, and Sun Zushou come over here!"

Zhu Youxiao ordered in a low voice.

Yutong heard the dissatisfaction in his tone, but he knew that it had nothing to do with him.

Sure enough, when he brought the three people in, he instantly saw a black spot rapidly enlarging.

The next moment, Sun Kangwang’s shoulder was hit hard by the black spot!

It's an inkstone!

Yutong shrank his neck and stepped back consciously.

After taking two steps, he heard Zhu Youxiao's angry curses behind him.

"Lindan Khan's 30,000 troops defeated the Duoyan tribe, but I didn't even receive a single piece of news!"

"Tell me yourself, what use do I have for you?"

Drops of ink dripped down Sun Kangwang's sleeves, and he fell to his knees with a plop.

"Your Majesty, calm down. I will go down and investigate in detail!"

"Get out!" Zhu Youxiao waved his sleeves and shouted.

"Yes, sir!" Sun Kangwang stood up, picked up the inkstone, carefully put it back on the table, then turned and left.

Wang Zhichen was the governor of Liaodong, and Sun Zushou was the general of Jizhen.

In addition to the Jinyiwei, they should also keep an eye on the movements of the Duoyanwei.

But the fact is, they didn't do that.

So, seeing Sun Kangwang leaving in embarrassment, the two of them quickly took the initiative to express their opinions.

"Your Majesty, please calm down. We deserve to die!"

"Death?"

"Wait until you have the guts to die ten thousand times before you talk to me like this!"