Ming Dynasty: Tanks blocked the door and you said to me, "Long live Ming Dynasty"

"Where does this smell come from? It stinks..."

Prince Xin immediately started to attack, pointing at Wen Tiren and saying, "Old man Wen, is it because you are old and your stomach is not in good condition that you farted?"

Wen Tiren's face stiffened:...

He really couldn't help it.

"puff!!!"

A loud fart burst out directly...

Chapter 461 Brother, I'll tell you something exciting

This fart was really loud.

Wen Tiren was very embarrassed.

Zhu Youxiao was very suspicious when he heard such a loud noise. The cursed underwear had already turned yellow...

He immediately frowned and kept a distance from him, but accidentally stepped on Wei Zhongxian's foot.

Wei Zhongxian could no longer bear it. He felt the pain in his foot and subconsciously let out a scream.

The sphincter, which had been tense all the time, suddenly lost control!

“Puff…Puff!”

Zhu Youxiao was stunned at first, then kicked him directly.

Wei Zhongxian was kicked into a corner and sat down on the floor, and another series of noises were heard.

He wants to cry...

Oh my God, someone come save our family!

What's wrong with my stomach today? Is it rebelling?

First it was Wen Tihen, then Wei Zhongxian, and Prince Xin on the side simply stopped hiding anything.

"Brother, I have something exciting to tell you!"

As he finished speaking, he raised his buttocks slightly.

Puff...... (tremoloing......)

With his joining, the situation finally became out of control.

boom!

Pah pah.......

Boom!

Da Da.......

High notes, low notes and tremolos rose and fell in the carriage, just like a B-BOX ensemble!

"Stop the car! Stop the car for me!!!"

Zhu Youxiao's face changed drastically. He covered his face with his sleeves and shouted loudly to Sun Kangwang.

But what responded to him was Sun Kangwang's look of despair.

Crack...Puff...

Ok!

This guy was not spared!

The bull cart finally stopped.

Zhu Youxiao jumped out of the carriage as if he was fleeing and ran into the woods on the side.

The twenty Jinyiwei in the car were overjoyed when they saw this, and they all jumped down.

Prince Xin rushed into a bush and vomited violently.

Wei Zhongxian, You Tong and Sun Kangwang had always been serving the king, and they instinctively ran towards Zhu Youxiao.

Zhu Youxiao was standing at the edge of the woods, breathing in deep gulps of fresh air. When he saw three people running towards him, his expression changed drastically.

"Stop them! Stop them for me!"

After hearing this, the three of them realized that they still had a smell on them, and quickly dispersed.

Zhu Youxiao pushed a Jinyiwei in front of him and said, "Go to the carriage and check the situation. Come back and report after the smell is gone."

The emperor's order was hard to disobey, so the Jinyiwei had to walk towards the carriage reluctantly and very slowly with tears on his face.

At this time, Wen Tiren was the only one left in the car. It was not that he did not want to escape, but his stomach was churning and he could not run...

He looked at Zhu Youxiao and others in the distance, his face full of resentment.

After sighing deeply, he took out a pipe from his waist.

"Alright, alright, alright. Let me smoke a cigarette to get rid of the smell..."

As he said this, he took out a tinder, opened it, put it to his mouth and blew hard.

"call...."

A cluster of flames suddenly ignited.

But just as he was about to move the pipe closer, he felt a sudden flash of light in front of his eyes and heard a loud bang!

The Jinyiwei who was sent by Zhu Youxiao to check the situation in the carriage was still more than ten meters away from the fire bull. When he saw the flash of fire in the carriage, he was completely stunned.

In the distance, Zhu Youxiao was also stunned!

I fuck........

what happened?

Wei Zhongxian widened his eyes, exchanged a glance with Youtong, then swung his arms and ran towards the fire bull.

Inside the carriage, Wen Tiren was sitting there in a daze, as if he was petrified.

His image at this moment was even more horrible.

The long black and white hair had already turned into big black waves without the need for perming or dyeing.

Seeing Wei Zhongxian and You Tong appear in front of him, he raised his right hand weakly and called out to them.

"Save...save me..."

As soon as he opened his mouth, not only was there a sound, but there were also special effects.

A wisp of white smoke came out of his mouth, forming a series of circles with the airflow.

Yutong stopped and sighed sincerely: "What a perfect smoke ring..."

"Snapped!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Wei Zhongxian slapped him on the back of the head.

"Little bastard, it's already this late, and you still care about those smoke rings?"

"Hurry up and get Elder Wen out to see if he's hurt!"

Wen Tiren didn't understand what had happened until he was helped out of the car!

Damn......

Why did it explode out of nowhere?

Zhu Youxiao was speechless when he looked at the pipe and fire lighter in his hands.

Just now, dozens of people were in the carriage, exhausting gas, the concentration was...

This old guy actually...

OK! Fortunately, it was just a deflagration, not an explosion!

He looked at Wei Zhongxian with a smile on his face: "Pass on my order!"

"From now on, eating sweet potatoes is prohibited on the bull train. This is a permanent rule!"

Fortunately, after the explosion, the smell in the car was completely dissipated.

While the Jinyiwei were burning incense, Zhu Youxiao ordered his men to find a small river nearby and took everyone there to have a thorough wash.

As for Wen Tiren......

I was asked to wash it three times until my skin was rubbed red before I was allowed to return to the car.

The group of people walked during the day and rested at night, stopping and starting, crossing states and counties.

During this period, he visited some states and counties to investigate the people's conditions and handle some government affairs.

The progress along the way was quite slow, and we finally arrived at Qi County in the evening of September 19th.

After travelling a few miles south, everyone could see from the car the towering school gate and the majestic buildings on the campus from afar.

Just at a glance, Zhu Youxiao could feel the magnificence of this group of buildings.

Prince Xin pointed at the building and shouted excitedly:

"Royal brother! Is that the Shanhe Academy?"

“This looks so spectacular!”

“It feels like it’s comparable to the Forbidden City where we live!”

Others also leaned against the carriage and looked out, their eyes filled with shock.

Wen Tiren just asked thoughtfully, "Your Majesty, isn't this a bit beyond the rules?"

Zhu Youxiao smiled slightly and waved his hand nonchalantly.

"No problem!"

"This will be the highest institution of learning in the Ming Dynasty in the future!"

“Don’t get hung up on the details!”

While everyone here was still amazed, someone in Shanhe College had already discovered the trace of the convoy and reported the news to the Minister of Rites Meng Shaoyu who had arrived earlier.

He dared not hesitate and immediately led a group of officials and teachers out of the north gate of the college to greet them.

"Your Majesty, I, the Minister of Rites, Meng Shaoyu, and the entire Shanhe Academy are here to welcome you!"

"Long live my emperor! Long live!"

Chapter 462 Two Hundred Thousand People

Zhu Youxiao and others took a look in the car.

Wow, this force is extremely powerful.

Many people were already kneeling in an orderly manner on the open space in front of the gate of Shanhe Academy.

He made a rough calculation and estimated that there were probably several thousand people.

The leader was the Minister of Rites Meng Shaoyu.

He is the person in charge of the construction of the college.

Kneeling behind him was Feng Qiao, the chief designer of the Shanhe Academy construction project, the royal architect, and the new president of the Lu Ban Academy (craftsman department) of the Shanhe Academy - Langzhong of the Ministry of Works' Construction Department.

Kneeling side by side with Feng Qiao were the deans of other branches:

Bo Jue, Dean of the Mozi College of Craftsmanship;

Chen Zilong, Dean of the Department of Agriculture and Animal Husbandry-Shennong College;

Alchemy Department - Fu Maoguang, Dean of Bian Que Academy;

Sun Yuanhua, dean of the Alchemy Department-Ge Hong College;

Accounting Department-Bi Ziyan, President of Fanli College;

Li Daiwen, president of Shangjia Ke-Wanghai College;

Criminal Law Department - Feng Ying, Dean of Gaoyao College;