How Level Zero Devil Destroys Player Experience

However, the other party didn't mind at all. Instead, he buried his cheek in the pillow, showing an intoxicated look, "Hehe, there is An An's scent in it, it smells really good~"

"Are you a pervert..."

I quickly rescued the pillow that had unfortunately fallen, otherwise I doubt that what I would see soon would be a torn picture covered with loli's saliva.

"So, why did you follow me?"

"Who knows, maybe An An is my type~"

Ivan held up his cheeks with his hands and chuckled, speaking jokingly.

Looking at the girl with twin ponytails still making a fuss on her bed, I couldn't help but have a headache about how things turned out like this. After all, bringing a loli back home from the dressing room seemed a little too magical no matter how I described it.

Although I'm not quite sure about how the plot is going to develop, what I do know is that if I don't divert the other person's attention elsewhere, my bed will be in trouble.

"Want to play a game? Chess." I took out a brand new box from the cupboard next to me. "Although I've never played it before."

"I don't know how to do it either." Yiwen climbed up from the bed, "But this kind of game is very simple, you don't even need to read the instructions."

"Really?" I hesitated.

So these two guys who didn't even understand the basic rules had an ultimate magical showdown.

In short -

My chariot ate up the enemy knight with a charge, and Bishop Ivan went berserk and died together with a pair of my soldiers.

My queen cheated and abducted the opponent's queen, and Yiwen used earthquake to throw my chariot out of the battlefield.

I launched a minion to knock down the opponent's chariot, and Ivan stole my bishop.

I assassinated another knight on the opposite side, and Ivan wanted to steal my king, but I discovered him.

I have the checkmate, and Yiwen regrets his move.

I ordered the queen who was making love with the other bishop of the other side to commit suicide, and Ivan's chariot evolved into a tank and blew up all my soldiers.

I went to checkmate again, regretted my move, and dismantled all my chariots.

I ate the opponent's tank, and Yiwen activated the resurrection spell to put all the dead units back on the chessboard.

What he ended up getting in return was a round of furious beatings.

"Even if you've never played it, you know it can't be that outrageous!"

"An An, you are also too much. How can a queen who has cheated on her husband once commit suicide with my bishop? Only Brother Gongba likes this kind of plot."

"Didn't you teach me all this?"

"No." Yiwen sighed, patted my shoulder, and said in a tone of an old mother teaching me seriously, "An An, you have to learn to be more independent."

"..."

"Wait, wait, ah... I can't... I can't breathe."

In the end, the opponent had to retrieve the lost chess piece and rearrange it as punishment.

I had nothing to do for a moment, and suddenly I remembered the note. I reached out to my shirt pocket and took it out, looking at it curiously. But after a moment, I silently looked up at the petite figure in front of me.

"It's ready, let's have another fateful duel!"

Yiwen looked up and met my unconcealed gaze. After being stunned for a moment, she immediately held up her slightly blushing cheeks, "Hey, such a passionate gaze, could it be that An An has finally been fascinated by my charm~"

But before she could finish her words, I grabbed her little hand.

"follow me."

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I'll take a nap in the afternoon. If I can get up at 4:30, I'll update another chapter for you. If I can't get up, forget it.

Chapter 70: Eloping to the Supermarket

"Hey, hey, hey, could this be called elopement~"

"It's too direct. I'm not mentally prepared for it."

I ignored the guy's nonsense and took him into the living room.

I happened to run into my aunt and sister-in-law who were going out to buy ingredients for dinner.

"Hey, are you guys going together?" My aunt looked at us in surprise, then smiled when she realized what was going on. "Sure, but I have to say that even if you don't choose, I will buy some vegetables."

"Don't treat us like picky eaters..."

"I don't know who left the celery at noon." My aunt laughed secretly with her hands covering her mouth, and made a gesture of rubbing her breasts, "It's obviously very helpful for girls' development."

"Don't teach minors bad things!"

On the other side, Yiwen glanced away with obvious dissatisfaction.

After all, anyone who describes elopement as just going to the supermarket to buy groceries will be offended, not to mention that the elopement involves the involvement of the whole family.

Because there was a new supermarket nearby, I didn't have to walk far. But when I was about to enter the supermarket, I slowed down, grabbed my aunt behind me, and whispered something in her ear.

"Really?" My aunt looked a little surprised.

"I wouldn't lie to my aunt." I curled my lips.

This cute angry behavior immediately touched my aunt, she reached out and hugged me in her arms and rubbed me hard, "Okay, okay, I'll go right away, you are worthy of being my Tongtong."

"Remember to tell my aunt via text message later." I did not forget to remind her. After I saw the figure in the distance making a gesture of receipt, I chased after my aunt and the others.

"Where did Youyou go?" My aunt asked curiously as she put a box of beef into the shopping cart and looked at me who was catching up with her.

"My aunt said she was going to the toy store to take a look."

"Why go to a toy store?" The aunt blinked, a confused look on her pretty face.

"You'll know in a moment~"

As I said this, I pushed the shopping cart and caught up with the petite figure in front of me who was staring blankly at the various packaging boxes on the shelf. "Don't look around. Follow me closely. I wouldn't be surprised if someone kidnapped you."

"Hey, An An, are you worried about me?"

Ivan quickly followed behind me, blinking cutely.

Then the next second I was disgusted with him, "How is that possible? I wish you were kidnapped by someone else, so that I don't have to worry about having my blanket taken away at night."

"My sleeping posture is not that bad!"

"...Aren't you worried that if you're kidnapped, they might not let you go home for the entire summer?"

I tried to shift the focus from the issue of sleeping position to the plot of the book, and the one about heavy metal smelting.

"Don't worry about that. I've finished my summer homework."

"So fast... Wait, is this the main focus? Shouldn't the main focus be on what happened during the entire summer vacation?"

"Hey, does he even want others to help him with his summer homework? That's too cruel!"

"..."

I completely gave up the idea of ​​complaining about this guy and took a few boxes of fresh eggs from the display shelf next to me. At the same time, I gave Yiwen a few tasks, "Help me get a few bottles of cream and milk over there."

Yiwen tilted his head, and when his eyes fell on a certain part of my body, he immediately showed a look of understanding.

“…Where are you looking at?”

"It's okay. If An An wants, I can rub it for you... It hurts, it hurts..." Yiwen didn't seem to have any sense of the crisis until he got a hard slap on the head, then he ran away quickly.

"This idiot." I curled my lips, withdrew my hand, and continued to put the items I planned to purchase into the shopping cart one by one.

But there are still a few things that I can't get in the process.

It’s not because the price is too high, nor because it’s hard to find, but simply because of a reason that is too embarrassing to mention——

"I can't reach it..."

If the number of rows on the shelf from low to high is compared to the difficulty of a copy, my current situation is like a novice dreaming of challenging the highest level of the abyss, which is almost unrealistic.

Fortunately, there are quite a few lolita lovers in this world. No, it was under the leadership of enthusiastic older sisters and brothers that we finally got the reward for the first clear of the dungeon.

And Ivan just happened to bring some milk and cream over.

"Hey, Sister An Rou, are you going to make some snacks?" Looking at the ingredients in the shopping cart, even Yiwen knew that these were all related to sweets, and he couldn't help but blink curiously.

"It's not what my aunt wants to do."

"Why do you prepare so many materials?"

"You'll know when the time comes." I said without turning my head, and suddenly asked an irrelevant question, "By the way, do you like bracelets?"

"Hey, the bracelet seems a bit troublesome, but if it's cute I don't mind it. What's wrong?"

"Nothing, let's go." After putting a few boxes of cocoa powder into the shopping cart, I met up with my aunt who was not far away.

"Hey, wait for them."

Although Yiwen's little head behind me was full of doubts, he quickly followed my steps.

"Have you made your choice?"

The young lady who was waiting to pay at the checkout counter heard the noise coming from behind. She turned around and saw two petite figures jogging towards her with shopping carts. She couldn't help but remind them, "Slow down, be careful not to fall."

At the same time, he whispered to the cashier in front of him, "Please settle both sides together."

Fortunately, my sister-in-law paid for it, otherwise I would have to make such a large purchase in the supermarket with the small amount of money in my bank card.

Moreover, after my aunt and uncle move in, I won’t have to worry about food expenses for the entire summer vacation. When I think about it this way, it seems like a good idea.

Meanwhile, Yiwen was more concerned about her aunt, "Hey, why did Sister Anrou buy so many things?"

"Today is the first time that Yiwen comes to our house as Xiaotong's good friend, so of course we have to prepare a richer dinner." The aunt bent down and touched Yiwen's head, revealing a rare playful smile, "And today's situation is a little special."

It seems that my aunt has already told my aunt about this.

It was obvious that Yiwen knew nothing about this. "Special situation?"

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It was the quilt that sealed me yesterday afternoon. It's all the quilt's fault.

I have read all the suggestions and comments. Later I will try to reduce unnecessary battle scenes and parts that affect the viewing experience, and increase the descriptions of various persecutions on players. However, based on the drafts I have written so far, it may be later, so I hope everyone can stick to reading and be gentle with your criticism.

Chapter 71 Let’s Make Snacks Together

After arriving home, before Yiwen had rested for long on the sofa in the living room, planning to watch TV while waiting for dinner time, I pulled him into the kitchen.

"Why should I help make snacks? I don't know how to..."

Holding a transparent glass bowl, Yiwen complained while clumsily stirring the egg yolk paste inside.

"People who are eating and drinking for free shouldn't give me any nonsense." I complained as I helped add the flour and cocoa powder.

At the same time, he did not forget to add white sugar to the egg white that was stirred into fish bubbles. After using a whisk to beat away the big bubbles, the egg white in the glass bowl soon turned into a white emulsion.

In the words of Ivan, who suddenly leaned over, "It looks like it was made by hand—"

I hit the other person on the head with a slap without any hesitation, stopping any vicious words that might come out of his mouth.

"What a lot of weird stuff is in your head."

"Is facial cleanser also weird?"

"…You already have sinister intentions when you put that adjective in front of it."

"If you don't mean to do anything wrong, nothing will happen." Yiwen pouted her cute lips, "So in the end it's all about An An's impurity."

“How is that possible?” I coughed with my cheeks flushed, but I couldn’t find any reason to refute it immediately, so I had to forcefully change the subject to cover up my embarrassment, “Focus on your work, idiot!”

However, Yiwen seemed to have not heard what I said at all. After staring at me, he suddenly smiled brightly and patted my shoulder. "It's okay, because even if it's An An who's a bitch, I think she's cute~"

"..."

For those who can't read the atmosphere, it seems that some tough measures are needed to force the wrong nerves to straighten out.

Then with a loud thud and a sound like a whimpering animal, the whole world returned to its beauty.