The chivalrous spirit is fickle
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The people of the East Sea Sword Sect were notoriously stubborn.
Wang Song stroked his beard and asked Zou Si first.
"Young lady, please speak first. Do you have any questions?"
Zou Si stood up, sword still in her hand, and spoke to Wang Song very seriously.
"There are no peach blossoms in the East China Sea. Before today, I have never seen peach blossoms."
Upon hearing this, Wang Song blew his beard and glared in anger.
"Nonsense, there are no peach blossoms in the East China Sea? Haven't you ever eaten peaches?"
The peaches from the East China Sea are famous all over the world, so how could there be no peach orchard? Even Shi Gu thought this was ridiculous.
Upon hearing this, Zou Si said calmly.
“I don’t eat peaches.”
Wang Song suddenly became angry and asked.
"why?"
Zou Si did not hesitate, stared at Wang Song blankly and spoke frankly.
“I’m a picky eater.”
"..."
"Pah!" Wang Song crushed the peach blossom in his hand and said angrily.
"Who cares about your business? Sit down!"
Upon hearing this, Zou Si looked at Wang Song blankly and puzzled. She had no idea why the other party was angry, but she still sat down obediently. She felt a little aggrieved and confused.
The master is right, people outside are unreasonable.
When the martial arts conference is over, she will definitely cut down all the peach orchard.
Wang Song was still angry. He had a hot temper to begin with, and at this moment he didn't pretend to be a kind senior. He just glared at Shi Gu and shouted.
"Come on, tell me."
"You don't eat peaches either!"
Upon hearing this, Shi Gu slowly stood up, saluted with a smile on his face, and said.
"Old sir, you said the topic is peach blossoms, then can we introduce some other ideas to this topic? After all, so many people are painting peach blossoms, isn't it too boring?"
Hearing this, Wang Song's expression relaxed a little, and he looked at Shi Gu with more favor. This was a serious question after all.
Wang Song put on a smiling face again, nodded slightly towards Shi Gu and praised him.
"Your question is a good one. Painting peach blossoms doesn't necessarily mean they are peach blossoms. It seems that you have a unique way of painting."
"Come on, tell me, what kind of peach blossom are you going to paint?"
Shi Gu smiled when he heard this, straightened his back, and said with a righteous look on his face.
"I'm going to draw a pornographic picture."
"...Get out of here."
In the next hour, Shi Gu argued with Wang Song and explained that peach color is also peach blossom, and even listed several popular erotic picture series in the world one by one, like they were his own treasures.
When talking about a famous series, Wang Song's face changed slightly, and he actually agreed to the bone release request.
After the debate, even Shi Gu was surprised. He had actually prepared himself to be kicked out, and then go to other examination venues after being kicked out.
But unexpectedly, Wang Song suddenly relented and let him stay.
Just when Shi Gu was puzzled, a long sword with a scabbard stretched out from the side and gently poked Shi Gu.
Shi Gu turned his head and saw Zou Si, the somewhat silly girl, looking at him seriously.
"How much silver did you give to this old man?"
Chapter 47 Zou Si
"How much silver did you give to this old man?"
Zou Si asked very seriously. She couldn't understand why Wang Song didn't even give face to the East Sea Sword Sect, but was willing to let Shi Gu draw erotic pictures.
Amid the flying peach blossoms, Shi Gu laughed in silence, reached out to pick up a peach blossom, placed it on the drawing paper, and whispered.
"I never gave him any money, but I should have guessed why he let me stay."
Zou Si blinked her eyes, her eyes were bright, pure and without any impurities. Her eyes were so beautiful that people ignored the beauty of her facial features.
The people of the East Sea Sword Sect are very stubborn and insist on their own opinions, but it is also Shi Gu's favorite sect.
Shi Gu hooked his finger at Zou Si, and Zou Si came over without any suspicion, like students whispering in class. Shi Gu looked around and made sure that no one was looking at him before he whispered in Zou Si's ear.
"I guess this old man has also painted erotic paintings. The erotic painting series I just mentioned should be drawn by him."
"He probably thought I had evidence of him drawing pornographic pictures, so he brought up the subject."
"Otherwise, he wouldn't have suddenly felt guilty and wouldn't dare to chase me away again."
Upon hearing this, Zou Si nodded, raised his head slightly, looked at Shi Gu who was close to him, and said sincerely.
"You seem very smart."
Shi Gu immediately gave Zou Si a thumbs up and praised him.
"good taste!"
"Girl, you must be a smart person too."
Zou Si's eyes lit up and he smiled. He nodded seriously and said complacently.
"My master always says that I am stupid and foolish, but I know that I am actually very smart."
After that, Zou Si clasped his hands and said.
"East Sea Sword Sect, Zou Si."
Shi Gu hurriedly clasped his fists in return and said with a smile.
"Qingcheng, release the bones."
A hint of doubt flashed across Zou Si's bright eyes. She always felt that she had heard this name somewhere before, but she never cared about the gossip in the world, so she did not think too much about it.
After a brief greeting, Shi Gu and Zou Si sat up straight again and stopped talking to each other.
In the field, everyone started picking up their pens and painting peach blossoms on paper, but they painted very slowly. From time to time, someone would crumple the painted paper into a ball and start painting again.
Wang Song stood under the peach tree with his hands behind his back, his back to the crowd, without even looking behind him.
Shi Gu did not rush to write, but quietly looked at the peach blossoms flying all over the sky, his eyes slightly shaking.
A breeze blew, and the pink peach blossoms gathered together, like a rain mist, blowing in his face and touching his eyebrows.
Shi Gu reached out and pinched a peach blossom, placed it between his fingers, and rubbed it slightly. The petals were light and soft, with a faint fragrance and a hint of sweetness.
Many years ago, Luofu liked to take him to pick peach blossoms and pick up all the pink petals. She said that peach blossoms must be beautiful if used to make wine.
The wine soaked with peach blossoms is not very tasty, it is a bit sour and astringent, and it makes you drunk easily.
But Luofu would take Shigu to see the peach blossoms every year, pick up a lot of peach blossoms, and then soak the peach blossoms in wine with Shigu.
Shi Gu looked a little dazed and couldn't help laughing at himself. He put the peach blossom into his mouth and chewed it gently.
What's wrong with me lately? I always think of my master and some things that happened in the past.
Shi Gu put aside all distracting thoughts, picked up the pen, and placed it on the white drawing paper. The tip of the pen moved quickly, sketching on the paper and connecting the lines together.
Erotic pictures are the best-selling type of pictures in the market, but are not taken seriously.
The love affairs of orioles and swallows, the sudden appearance of spring, and the decadent scene seem difficult to be displayed in a refined hall, but the painters who sell their paintings in this world have to paint such vulgar paintings in order to make a living.
After all, entering a house is something you can only desire after you have enough food and clothing.
Shi Gu once worked with a painter, but the painter only taught Shi Gu to paint erotic pictures. He told Shi Gu that painting this could help him survive.
Therefore, Shi Gu really only knew how to draw erotic pictures, and it was not that he was being unreasonable. If drawing erotic pictures was not allowed in this test, Shi Gu would really have to go home.
Shi Gu's wrist moved quickly, and soon an enchanting and charming figure appeared on the drawing paper.
It's a bit embarrassing to say, but Shi Gu's erotic paintings are extremely good, even top-notch, but this is definitely not a skill that can be boasted about.
Just when Shi Gu was painting with great enthusiasm, a little head popped over and looked at Shi Gu's painting carefully, looking at it very seriously.
Shi Gu was startled, stopped the paintbrush in his hand, looked at Zou Si who was looking at the painting, and said curiously.
"Miss Zou, what are you doing?"
Zou Si said as a matter of course, looking at the half-finished erotic painting that Shi Gu was drawing, without even raising his head.
"I can't draw pornographic pictures."
Shi Gu's mouth twitched, thinking to himself that if you can draw pornographic pictures, the East Sea Sword Sect will definitely be in big trouble.
"But I don't want to draw peach blossoms, so I want to see how you draw erotic pictures so I can learn from you."
Shi Gu became even more curious after hearing this. This little girl seemed to be very resistant to painting peach blossoms. Was there any hidden story?
Thinking of this, Shi Gu asked Zou Si directly.
"Miss Zou, why don't you want to paint peach blossoms?"
Zou Si raised his head, blinked his big watery eyes, but spoke with a cold expression.
"That's so girly."
"..."
The East Sea Sword Sect is indeed worthy of its reputation, there are few normal people there.
Shi Gu rubbed his forehead gently, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, but then he really started to teach Zou Si how to draw erotic pictures.
"Miss Zou, there are some rules for painting erotic pictures. If they are too straightforward, they will often fail."
As Shi Gu spoke, he lightly raised his brush and added a bellyband to the woman in the painting.
"You see, the areas that should be covered must be covered, but not all of them can be covered. Let the viewer imagine it for themselves. For example, I drew the chest of this bellyband very large."
"People who look at the painting can't help but wonder what's underneath the bellyband..."
Shi Gu was talking halfway when he suddenly realized that he was teaching a young girl how to draw erotic pictures. If his master was still alive, he would skin him alive.
Shi Gu, who realized it later, didn't want to continue teaching, but Zou Si was unwilling to do so. She waited for a long time, but there was no further news, so she looked at Shi Gu with a confused look on her face.
"Go on, I haven't learned it yet."
Shi Gu was quite speechless and wanted to snap his fingers on the head of this silly-looking little girl, but since she was not his disciple, he could only speak to Zou Si in a mysterious manner.
"The rest can only be understood, not expressed in words."
"Remember, when drawing erotic paintings, the most important thing is to choose a beautiful woman. As long as she is pretty enough, everything else is just a side issue."
Zou Si suddenly realized what was going on after hearing this, then pointed at himself and asked Shi Gu.
"So do I look good?"
"…Tell me, you don't want to draw your own pornographic picture, do you?"
"Well, can't I?"
"Absolutely not!"
Hearing this, Zou Si was puzzled. She remembered that her master always said that she was a beauty. If she was a beauty, why couldn't she be painted?
Facing Zou Si's clear eyes, Shi Gu felt a little uneasy. He hadn't met a girl who was as blank as a sheet of paper for a long time, and he didn't know how to explain it.
Perhaps it was a sudden inspiration, Shi Gu's eyes turned, he pointed his finger at Zou Si's slightly bulging chest, and said.
"You are too peaceful to be included in the painting."
"..."
After a moment of daze, Zou Si suddenly became angry, glared at Shi Gu fiercely, and shrank back.
Although she didn't understand these things that were not related to the sword, somehow, after hearing what Shi Gu said, she felt inexplicably angry.
Even if you don’t allow me to draw pornographic pictures, I still want to do it!
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