Shut up! I'm not a destroyer!

Shut up! I'm not a destroyer!

Author: Shao Siming

Summary:

We are not black Vgo, we are just VV's porters - Black Vgo

There is a kind of ship girl in the world. She has a 381mm main gun, but a body of , she has the heart of a queen, but a height of , she has the courage of a big sister, but a look of ! Do you know who she is?

That’s right, she is Vittorio Veneto, who is loved by thousands of governors!

This book is also known as "The destroyer killed you with 381 mm!"

I wrote the Veneto official reader group and no one thought it was a book club...

NO.1 White-haired, red-eyed creature

“Oh~ah~”

With a yawn, a little face popped out from under the quilt.

In fact, it was just a cute little white-haired creature sitting up from the bed.

The ahoge on top of his head bounced a little, and his little head turned left and right.

"ah!!!!"

A scream burst out from that cherry little mouth.

"Bang!"

The bedroom door was kicked open, and a big bear-like woman in casual clothes and with long golden hair rushed into the room.

"What happened?"

The blonde woman's blue eyes were fixed on the little cutie who was sitting on the bed with a shocked look on his face.

"Wow! You're awake! That's great!"

The blonde, blue-eyed woman clapped her hands in praise.

The creature with short white hair and red eyes sitting on the bed just turned its head blankly and looked at the badge on the blonde woman's chest.

It was a badge with a blue background and the image of a blue sailboat with the sails at full sail.

"What's this, Fatty?"

The white-haired loli looked confused about the situation but did not cause any reaction from the blonde woman. The woman seemed to be accustomed to this situation.

"First, let me introduce myself. My name is Enterprise, the shipgirl of the Yorktown-class aircraft carrier, hull number CV-6, nickname Big E."

As the company introduced itself, the little Loli sitting on the bed looked more and more frightened.

"Hey! I'm not a bad guy! What's that expression on your face? I just found you unconscious during a mission and picked you up!"

The company waved its hands, as if thinking that this could prove its innocence.

"No, I'm not doubting you. I just..."

The white-haired loli lowered her head. She was just a little bit weird.

No, no, this is pure terror! What is that? It’s nothing! It’s nothing!

In the last second she was an admiral on the verge of death from liver disease, and in the next second she became a little loli!

This contrast would terrify anyone!

Of course, a certain doctor whose mind has disappeared doesn’t need it.

Maybe there's a cleaner who does the splits in the air?

"Anyway, you should also be a ship girl. These days, if you are not a ship girl, it is impossible to appear in the combat zone intact. Well, you are not a deep sea either. As a ship girl, I can distinguish the breath of the deep sea."

Enterprise put his hand on the white-haired loli's head and rubbed it. Oh, it feels so good.

The one being rubbed hasn't felt comfortable yet, but the one rubbing his head has narrowed his eyes in comfort.

"As for you, I think you are most likely a destroyer. I'm not sure which one you are, but you're not from the USA."

Enterprise withdrew his hand, raised a finger, and told the white-haired loli seriously, yes, you are a destroyer.

As for why I made this judgment, the fact that the white-haired loli was unscathed in the combat zone was only part of the reason.

Also, because the child is so beautiful, with white hair, red eyes, and smooth, fair skin without a single blemish, so fine that it almost reflects the sun when it shines on it.

Humans can never be so perfect. Only perfect creatures like KanColle can do it.

KanColle never get sick or age, have amazing strength and a strong physique, and won't die even if their bodies are hit by a cannonball.

She is always the most perfect looking girl, with basically no flaws.

Of course, perfection is a goal. You can't force people who like baby faces to like melon-seed faces.

Based on the above, Enterprise concluded that this white-haired creature was neither Galo nor Hime-hime, but Kanmusu.

"..."

The white-haired loli was a little confused as to why she felt irritated when Enterprise said that she was expelled.

However, it would be too fantastical if it was a ship girl. If the admiral became a ship girl, then what would happen to his own ship girls?

The white-haired loli couldn't think of much. She was almost short-circuited by too many questions in her head.

"But where is your admiral?"

Enterprise grabbed the white-haired ship girl's shoulders, trying to get her attention back in this way.

Because the distracted state of this animal is so obvious that anyone can see it at a glance.

"Ah? Admiral? I am the admiral. No, no, I don't think I am either, huh?"

The white-haired ship girl answered subconsciously but then realized that she was no longer the same person she used to be, so she had to change her words.

But she felt that no matter what she said, it was not right. Life was not easy, Baimao sighed.

"What a poor kid, it looks like you are a wild ship girl."

Enterprise sighed. She had seen many such ship girls over the years. They were all ship girls who worked hard to live without admirals.

Because when the deep sea is shattered and returns to the sea, there is a certain chance that it will awaken the ship girl.

If there happens to be no admiral to salvage the damaged ship, this ship girl will become a wandering ship girl.

However, even without the admiral to provide them with a safe haven, they still did not lose hope in life.

But compared to the ship girls with admirals, those wild ship girls are a bit pitiful.

They can only make a living by taking commissions from some small garrisons, because the admirals of those small garrisons do not have enough ship girls to protect the territorial waters.

Of course, some ship girls choose to work and earn money to make a living.

"What do you mean by wild shipgirls? They are just like wild animals."

Although the white-haired girl was an admiral before, she is no longer an ordinary person... Those who understand this will understand, what is the T-headed physical universe and so on.

But to be honest, my ability to accept new things is not much higher than that of ordinary people.

At this stage, she could only accept the situation temporarily and carefully figure out what was going on. She could only do it when she had time.

"It's just a title, just a title. Look, a ship girl with an admiral is like being raised by the admiral."

Enterprise waved his hand and pulled the white-haired loli up from the bed.

"Do you have a name, little one?"

The company continued to ask.

"without!"

The white-haired Lolita felt inexplicably irritated when she heard the word "little guy", so she replied with a word in a bad mood.

"Ah, that's a difficult question. Do you have any nicknames? Or any easily recognizable features? There are still a few ship girls with white hair and red eyes."

Enterprise was not affected by the white-haired Loli's emotions and still asked with a smile.

Maybe in her eyes, the loli in front of her was just being tsundere.

"I don't know. I don't remember anything."

Oh my god, I can’t say that I was an admiral before.

The situation is unclear now. What if someone is doing something bad to her? What if she blows up her house and is discovered?

It’s better to keep quiet for now, the white-haired loli thinks.

"Yes, no matter what kind of destroyer it is, they all have one common feature, that is torpedoes. Come on, summon the ship equipment for me to see."

Enterprise pinched the white-haired creature's armpits with both hands, picked her up from the bed, then took two steps back and looked at Xiaozhi with anticipation.

"Ship equipment...how do you put the ship equipment?"

The white-haired loli became nervous when she was stared at. She rubbed her black nightgown with her hands, not knowing where to put it.

"Just leave it there."

Enterprise gestured in the air with his hands.

"So where is it?"

She's not a natural ship girl, she's obviously an admiral's.

How does the admiral know how the ship girl releases the ship equipment?

Isn't that some kind of metaphysics? Something that can only use a few words like this?

It seems that the KanColle herself doesn't quite know how she released the ship suit.

Isn't it more instinctive for a general to release the ship equipment?

So an admiral who becomes a ship girl has absolutely no idea where this instinct lies.

It's like the soul of a wingless creature, housed in the body of a winged creature.

Then it probably only thinks of using its claws to crawl and doesn't know how to fly.

"Have you forgotten how to release the ship suit?"

Enterprise's eyes lit up as if she saw a toy that she was very interested in.

NO.2 You are Vittorio Veneto

"how……"

The white-haired ship girl was a little scared. She had seen this kind of look when a ship girl named Nagato faced a destroyer.

Are companies also gentlemen? I've never heard of that.

However, when the white-haired ship girl was still an admiral, she heard that there was a seaport company called Taiho Holdings.

At that time, she was still very curious about how a USA ship girl could fall in love with a JAP ship girl at first sight.

Now after seeing this glittering enterprise, she feels that she should start to worry about herself?

"Well, let's start the special training! I haven't given special training to a cute ship girl in a long time!"

Businesses rubbed their hands excitedly.

…OVO…

At the beach, there are two figures, one big and one small.

It was already ten o'clock in the morning.

The two figures were Enterprise and the white-haired ship girl who rushed to the beach after breakfast.

As Enterprise, as an experienced person, had no idea about the identity of the white-haired ship girl, she quickly proposed a solution, which was to release the ship equipment.

The equipment of different types of ships in each country is different, and each country has its own standards.

For large weapons and equipment such as warships, there are very few ships with duplicate or identical numbers.

More often there are only three or four ships, or even a single model.

Because this thing is too difficult to build.