Shut up! I'm not a destroyer!

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"Yes, basically every time he brings a guest, they will have diarrhea overnight. Of course, they will be better the next morning. This causes many guests to stay away from him. However, there are also some guests who have needs and will even specifically look for him and come to the hotel... to relieve... Um, that guest, in addition to the breakfast service, do you need antidiarrheal medicine?"

The hotel lobby manager was halfway through his speech when he suddenly realized that although gossip was a good topic, it was not appropriate to talk about that because the guest seemed to be a woman.

So he abruptly changed the subject.

"No need, it's ready. Just bring breakfast over quickly."

Akagi hung up the phone with a bang.

"Uh...ok."

The lobby manager gave a wry smile at the silent phone, put it down and went to arrange for the meal to be delivered.

It is said that the two people living in that house are both ship girls and you can't afford to offend them.

"I'm so angry. We were fooled."

Akagi sat on the bed angrily.

"Ah? What's wrong?"

Kaga, who was lying on the bed in a daze, looked at Akagi.

"We were fooled by a repeat offender. But it's okay. We'll learn from our mistakes and stay away from him in the future."

Akagi's words became illogical when he was angry.

However, Kaga understood part of it.

"who is it?"

Although I don’t know what it is, I just need to follow Akagi in the general direction.

"The guide we hired is like a human laxative. I don't know how he does it, but it is said that all the guests he serves will have diarrhea. Anyway, we are in trouble."

Akagi lay flat on the bed, looking hopeless.

"Let's go find him!"

Kaga instantly perked up.

This was the cause of her embarrassment.

Only by catching him and crushing his bones to dust can I relieve the hatred in my heart.

NO.147 is actually a straight turn

"Looking for him? How do you say that you have diarrhea because he is your guide? How can such a statement be true? We believe it, but can others believe it? Can the military police believe it? Do you really want to kill him?"

Akagi patted Kaga on the head.

"It seems not possible."

Of course if they do something, the most they can do is beat you up, but they can't really kill you.

But once there is friction, the gendarmerie will come.

If the matter gets serious, the fact that the two ship girls had diarrhea all night would probably be reported in the newspapers in a matter of minutes.

As long as those unscrupulous editors get the content right, they will dare to write articles even under pressure from the gendarmerie.

The whole world knows about it, but it is not enough to convict them of a crime.

The military police couldn't catch them either. When the ship girls' revenge was discovered by the military police, they had to cause trouble for them instead.

"hateful……"

Kaga took out his little fist and hit the pillow to vent his anger.

“We’ll just detox.”

Akagi found a way out.

"That's the only way. However, it seems that we can't finalize the store issue this morning, but we can reserve a place to stay in the afternoon."

Kaga gave a suggestion.

"Okay, although there's nothing wrong with living here, it's not really a residence after all. But... I remember the admiral should have left some property here?"

Akagi suddenly remembered something he had heard a long time ago.

"Really? Then maybe we can go to the Rhode Island Military Police and ask."

Kaga supported his upper body with his hands.

If you own a property, you can save on housing costs.

They had no intention of living here long term. At most they would rent a house. It was definitely impossible for them to buy a property in Rhode Island, where land is extremely expensive.

"Perhaps we could contact Reputation and Vittorio?"

Kaga asked a question that the two had discussed before.

If the admiral has real estate, it is much easier to get an answer by asking about his reputation than by going to the gendarmerie.

"We talked about this. I still haven't changed my mind."

Akagi became serious.

"Yes, I understand."

Kaga shrugged. Anyway, Akagi made all the decisions in their small group.

"Ding dong."

There was a knock on the door of the room.

"Hello, breakfast~"

A hotel waiter, smiling and pushing a dining cart.

"Ah, thank you for your hard work. Leave it to me."

Akagi crawled to the door, opened it, and clung to the edge of the dining cart with difficulty.

"How about I help you push it in?"

The smile on the hotel waiter's face twitched a little.

This is the first time I see a ship girl with this image.

Although the ship girls were gentle and friendly in the past, they all seemed very serious.

It's rare to see such a... down-to-earth ship girl. She must be really suffering from diarrhea.

"No, no, thank you. I'll push it to the door after we finish eating, and you can collect it."

After Akagi pushed the food cart into the house, he closed the door mercilessly.

Are you kidding? Are you trying to spread the news that the ship girl has diarrhea more widely?

"Ah, help is here."

Kaga crawled to the bed, and he and Akagi each stood on each side, and began to clean up the place.

They were too lazy to even put the food on the suite's dining table.

…Ovo…

"Turn left!"

Following the order from the ship girl instructor, the entire cube team changed direction.

In the stands, Wang Yuechen nodded with satisfaction.

This term of Quasi-Admiral is still very obedient.

Much more obedient than the guys in his class.

I remember that the most troublesome guy in my class was the one who dared to bully the instructor.

It’s a pity that he was pressed to the ground and rubbed by the instructor’s ship girl.

After that, no one dared to mess with the instructor.

There's nothing we can do. The instructor's ship girl is too powerful.

Wang Yuechen felt that all the ship girls in his garrison might not be able to defeat a small team of ship girls.

A fleet consisting entirely of capital ships.

Plus, that guy is really the type that can put together several teams on a battleship.

Other admirals of the same level may have pure destroyer fleets in addition to the main fleet.

It’s a pity that the instructor died at a young age.

The exact cause is unknown, only that he died of illness.

So what’s the point of having a high position, such as being the youngest major general.

If you are not in good health, you will die.

So the body is the most important thing.

Since the death of that instructor, Wang Yuechen started learning how to maintain his health.

However... although these Quasi-Admirals were not troublesome, there were a few who were troublesome.

For example, the young man who was the "hope of the whole village" whom he liked very much turned out to be a limp person.

It's fine when I walk on a normal day, but I'm doomed when I start marching.

In fact, it is better to say that it is muscle tension caused by tension.

The palms of the hands were stretched straight, the muscles of the arms were stretched straight, and the cerebellum was stretched straight.

Wang Yuechen felt lucky that he didn't fall down.

Even if the KanColle instructor took two ropes and led him for a distance, as soon as the ropes were dropped, he would return to using the same hands and feet.

The transitions in steps were like dancing, and Wang Yuechen said he couldn't learn it.

Is that also a talent?

"Forget it, I'll come myself."

Wang Yuechen patted the ship girl's shoulder.

"Admiral..."

The ship girl turned her head, tears welling up in her eyes.

"I'll come, I'll come."

After quickly coaxing the ship girl away, Wang Yuechen stood in front of Zhang Ning.

It seemed that singleing this child out made him even more nervous, and his steps became even more strange.

But if we don't single him out, it will affect the entire team.

"Come on, go one by one and chant the slogan yourself."

Wang Yuechen made way.