Shut up! I'm not a destroyer!

That was painted by Bismarck's sister, the otaku Tirpitz. How could Veneto not have seen it?

But she shut up halfway through her words.

She then remembered what comics it was and what her current situation was.

If a grown man said something like this, there would be no problem at all.

If a white-haired loli said something like this...even if she is an adult, she has only just reached adulthood...

"The laugh at the laughter at the laughter at the laughter, hum."

Veneto turned his head away.

"What comic? The one about the admiral and the shipgirl?"

Zhang Ning was puzzled.

It's just a cartoon, but the two friends' behavior is really weird.

It's just a comic, what's so interesting about it?

"Children don't need to know."

Wang Yuan glared at Wang Yuan angrily, then turned around and grabbed Veneto’s collar and shook him: “Give it back to me, give it back to me!”

It was as if she was asking Veneto for the simple Veneto of the past.

"No, I've seen it even if you shake it again. I'm not that kind of person... I already have a wife!"

Veneto grabbed Vittorio's hand and showed him the latter's oath ring.

"It's broken, completely broken."

Wang Yuan was stunned for a moment, loosened his hand, and his whole body became gloomy, just like the perfect loli image of Veneto in her mind was shattered.

"So what comics?"

Zhang Ning felt that he was not welcomed by the two female admirals, so he turned to his best brother.

"Don't ask me, I don't know."

His face twitched twice and Ouyang Lin firmly denied himself.

What’s wrong with girls these days?

Not only did he deny himself, he also began to doubt the world.

“We misunderstand the world, but we say it is deceiving us.”

Finally, Ouyang Lin told Zhang Ning this.

"???"

And this is a question mark from Zhang Ning.

NO.242 Never act on impulse

"... Dear colleagues and students, I am very happy to see you at this conference. This shows that your original intention to fight the deep sea has not changed. For a hundred years, we humans have cooperated with the shipgirls and have never stopped fighting the deep sea. Now, the waves on the sea are gradually weakening."

"Whether this is because the deep sea has run out of luck, we don't know. What we do know is that our colleagues and predecessors have won the current situation for us with their flesh and blood."

"However, the war has not stopped yet, and comrades still need to work hard. Today, the war between us humans and the deep sea seems to have eased, but in fact it is still stuck in a quagmire, and we have no way of knowing whether the deep sea will make a comeback in the future. Fortunately, we humans still have students like you, the future pillars, and the heroes who will lead humans to fight against the deep sea in the future."

"I sincerely hope that the deep sea can disappear in the long river of history with your efforts. The deep sea can become a ladder for human progress because of you."

"Comrades, the Ship Girls are your partners and relatives, and they are the ones who will accompany you in the future. They are loyal, selfless, and have many good qualities. I am not speaking as a principal, but as a colleague of the admiral. I beg you to always treat your Ship Girls well. They are our treasures and the key to mankind's victory!"

"If in the future I learn that you didn't treat the shipgirls you built well, I will crawl out of my grave to trouble you."

"Pressing the construction machine, it's easy and fun, right? Have you ever thought about the story behind it? Where do the supplies come from? Where does the mind core come from? The construction machine? The days and nights you spent learning admiral knowledge just to press the button? At least you should do something worthy of yourself and others, right? People can't live too selfishly, otherwise they will be hated by everyone."

The old principal was reading from a manuscript and then he put it down and started to improvise.

The teachers next to them were covering their faces, cracking melon seeds, and even whispering to each other.

Below the stage, the people sitting in the most orderly manner were the first-year students who had just finished their military training.

The other students who had experienced one or more speeches by the old principal began to do their own things.

There was even a gloomy female admiral whose hair covered her face and who was avoided by all the students in the traditional high school classroom. She took out her laptop and started writing a novel, completely ignoring the speech of the old principal on the stage.

A Tirpitz beside her also took out a notebook in sync, but this time he was drawing illustrations.

The kind of pure love illustration full of youthfulness.

As a 'newbie' who had experienced many, many things, Veneto followed the crowd and turned his attention back to observe the Quasi-Admirals around him.

She was quite curious about what kind of strange person would appear in the Admiral Academy, which she had not seen for many years.

The one who writes novels and the one who draws illustrations for Kancolle are typical examples.

Veneto guessed that the girlish illustration of pink hearts all over the screen in Beizhai next to her was for her own novel about a dark female admiral.

That's quite a stark contrast.

Veneto found it boring after watching it for a while.

What’s the point of typing? Only fools find it interesting, let alone drawing.

Especially for book illustrators, after finishing drawing a book, even the desire to paint the book will be completely gone, so what is the fun of life?

If you have that time, you might as well get more sleep.

Veneto feels that his mental illness has worsened and he has become more and more sleepy recently.

I died from not sleeping enough in my previous life, so I can sleep my way back to normal in this life?

While making unfounded guesses, Veneto continued to observe the weirdo.

When he saw the first-grade formation, Wang Yuan was looking around boredly, and his eyes met Veneto's.

The girl waved happily to her best friend, and Veneto responded politely.

Wang Yuan is a weirdo, but he is far from being a weirdo in Veneto's mind.

Suddenly a figure came into her sight.

Zhong Xiahua, the classmate who went crazy after passing the imperial examination and was knocked unconscious by her own Bismarck.

At this moment, the weirdo, who was considered extremely strange in Veneto's eyes, was staring at the old principal Mu Yu on the stage in amazement.

Yes, to Veneto, it was dumbfounded, in the truest sense of the word.

With her mouth open, saliva flowed down her chin to her neck, and the water droplets reflected a strange light in the eyes of the Veneto ship girl.

His eyes seemed to be a little bulging, staring straight at the podium without blinking.

Veneto wondered if this guy was having a seizure again.

But she had no proof.

But maybe it was a woman's sixth sense. Zhong Xiahua's straight eyes slowly turned like a puppet, and finally met Veneto's eyes.

"It's a horror movie!"

Veneto muttered, but didn't look away.

Ghost? Come on, let's see whether 381 is tough and long or ghost is brave and powerful.

Physical exorcism, every ship girl has a set.

And what about something more ruthless? Veneto will replace the missile destroyers of the naval base with some flying torpedoes?

Tell the ghost, boss, try this, it’s awesome.

But unfortunately, the other party was not a ghost.

Zhong Xiahua stared at Veneto for a long while, then suddenly her cheeks turned red, she closed her eyes, wiped her mouth with her hand, and turned her head away.

It's more like the feeling of wiping your mouth and leaving after eating.

What did you eat? Veneto felt his body and found that he had not lost any weight.

"Admiral, this world is not peaceful, be careful of your same sex."

Vittorio watched silently the whole process, and then suddenly said something that scared Veneto so much that he shivered.

It turns out that my own ship girls saw it.

Be careful of homosexuals? This is what others said, Vittorio, you have no say in it.

Veneto nodded and said "hmm" in response, which was considered as a way of repaying the concern of his own ship girl.

"…So, we invite the third-year student representative, the winner of the title of the best luck admiral of the third year of the Admiral Academy, Vittorio Veneto, to come to the stage and give a speech!"

After the old principal finished speaking, he led the applause.

"What?"

Veneto watched in bewilderment as the old principal finished speaking.

"please."

Mu Yu looked at the cute girl in the audience and spoke again.

Because of this sudden change, everyone in the audience stopped what they were doing and looked at Veneto.

"Do not……"

You can't play with me like this, right? Is it that serious? Did I provoke you?

Veneto has three consecutive question marks.

At least give her some preparation, why a surprise attack?

What did she say? She said she just randomly picked a resource amount and took a gamble, and a long cute came out?

He will be beaten to death.

"Prestige, prestige, Vittorio."

Veneto pushed the ship girls beside him one by one.

"There's nothing I can do to help."

Veneto spread his hands.

Reputation also shook his head helplessly.

Even if she is the omnipotent head maid, a skilled cook cannot cook without rice.

"never mind."

Knowing that she herself could not save the situation, Veneto gritted her teeth, walked out of the square and headed towards the podium.

The promise of keeping a low profile was broken by the old principal again.

Standing on the podium, looking at the pairs of bright and energetic eyes below the stage, Veneto took a deep breath.

This was also the first time for her to speak in such a large occasion, but she had spoken before at the "Shipgirls Sports Meeting" held by the naval base itself.

It can't be said that I have no experience at all, it can only be said that I lack experience.

"Well... um, I, ahem, I. First of all, I will never act on impulse..."

After holding it in for a long time, Veneto, with a slightly red face, uttered his first complete sentence.

Then it got stuck.

NO.243 Rude but not vulgar

After being stunned for a while, he found himself in a daze. His colleagues in the audience were also in a daze. Veneto felt a little confused.

She couldn't bear the awkward silence of the whole audience.

She stomped her feet to get to the microphone, and the instructor brought in the apple box.

I gritted my teeth and continued what I had just started talking about.

"Well, never act on impulse!"

Veneto thief repeated awkwardly.

Some people in the audience nodded and said, yes, you said it once.