I will never give in to Miss Death
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“Bigger cats are more docile?”
"Yes, the docile cats in our store are all big cats. Rural cats, Siamese cats, and American shorthair cats are more naughty... Timon!"
As I said this, I waved my hand towards Timon who was standing beside me.
This huge male Maine Coon cat suddenly ran over to me at lightning speed, stopped at my feet, and kept rubbing its head against my ankles wrapped in white stockings.
"This cat is called Timon. He is the most docile cat in the store. You can touch him anywhere."
Considering that the other person was a child, I still dutifully gave him some guidance on how to pet a cat: "When it rubs against you with its mouth, it wants to leave its scent on you, saying 'you are my good friend.' Cats have a gland here that is used to secrete pheromones and then mark objects."
I picked up Timon and showed his fangs to Pippi's daughter: "It's about right here. Come on, try to stretch out your hand."
Although she was a little scared, the little girl still stretched out her chubby little hands to Ding Man.
After hesitating for a moment, Ding Man moved his head forward and rubbed the soft flesh near his fangs on the little loli's hand.
"Then you and it will be good friends."
I put Timon in front of Pippi's daughter: "You can touch Timon anywhere, it's okay, but long-haired cats will have more hair, and now is the molting season, so just pay attention to cleaning."
The little girl gave her mother a look that said "Can I touch it?" and her mother nodded: "Don't hurt the cat."
"Cats usually have these sensitive areas."
While Pippi's daughter was petting Ding Man, I took the initiative to introduce him: "The butt and belly are the most sensitive areas of a cat, try not to touch them. Then the tail and hands. A cat's front paws are generally more sensitive than its hind paws. Don't grab its hands completely or pull its tail."
"Except for these places, as long as you don't intentionally poke the cat's eyes or pinch its flesh to hurt it, cats generally won't react too much. The cats here all come from cat cafes and are already very familiar with humans. If you are really scared, touch the cat's head and chin, and all cats will not resist."
Feeling that I had explained all the precautions, I squatted down in front of Pippi's daughter and asked, "What's your name?"
"Say it."
Pippi also encouraged, "Tell me your name, and you can go play with the cats."
"Li...Li Xueqi."
"It turned out to be Xiao Xueqi."
For some reason, when I saw this little one, I, who had never been very fond of children, suddenly had a strange desire to "love this little guy well". I walked to the side and brought her two cat toys: "Go, go play with the cats."
After watching the little one enter the cat living area accompanied by her mother, I turned to Pippi and said, "I feel like your daughter's name doesn't match your style."
Li Xueqi Li Xueqi, when I heard this name the first person I thought of was Lu Xueqi, one of the most famous female characters in the online novel "Zhu Xian".
It's that kind of feeling... of being ethereal, dancing in white clothes, and being spotless.
"Haha, I named it."
Pipi picked up the menu and said, "Not bad, right? I fought for it for a long time. My wife insisted on calling her Li Zixuan. I thought if I really registered this name, there would be at least three people with the same name in kindergarten."
"That's not the case. Nowadays, there are not many people in a kindergarten class."
I walked over to Pipi and said, "What do you want to eat? Order it. It's my treat today."
"Come on, it's just your little royalty, and you're still treating us."
Pippi deliberately spoke in a disdainful tone, holding the menu: "One beef rice noodle roll, one crispy pork ribs, and one siu mai... Do you have anything suitable for children?"
“Food for kids?”
I thought for a moment: “Is your daughter a picky eater?”
“Very picky about food.”
Pipi said helplessly: "That's why I can't make up my mind. I'm afraid she won't eat it if I buy it."
"Leave it to me then."
I thought about it and said, "She always eats things like hamburgers and egg tarts, right?"
"Eat... not necessarily."
Pipi smiled bitterly: "You decide what to order. Uncle, you know me well."
"Yes, yes, I understand you."
I quickly wrote down a few things that Pipi ordered on the note paper I brought with me. I added "Cat Burger", "Cat Paw Egg Tart" and "Cat Paw Milk". I tore off the note paper and handed it to Pipi: "This is your receipt, sir. Please keep it."
I took the copied label paper to the kitchen and handed it to Master Wang inside, and then went to the baking room on the other side.
As for children, if they are picky about food, you can just coax them into submission.
She and the cat will definitely have a lot of fun playing together in a while. At this time, I just need to make the food look like a cat...
Cat claw egg tarts are simple, I have made them before. Put a piece of cat claw chocolate in the middle of ordinary egg tarts. Cat claw milk is even simpler. Just use a mug with cat ears to pour hot milk over it. Cat burgers are a bit difficult, but not impossible...
I used a kitchen knife to cut two cat ears from a piece of bread, and glued the cat ears to the top of the hamburger with a little bit of edible glue. Then I used chocolate paste to draw the cat's eyes and whiskers, and used the same method to make the cat's four short legs and "installed" them under the hamburger.
In order to take care of the little girl, I deliberately made the burger a little smaller and added more meat filling into it.
"Awaited!"
Back in the restaurant hall, I put the breakfast prepared by Master Wang and my own masterpiece on the table: "Sir, your beef rice noodle rolls, spare ribs and siu mai!"
"What a cute little kitty!"
Seeing my work, Pipi was very surprised: "Is this really made by you?"
"Or else?"
I said proudly: "You know I always cooked for myself before."
"As expected of you, little kitty Noer."
Pippi waved to his wife and daughter in the cat area, "Come for breakfast!"
"Xueqi! Come and see the cat burgers that your sister made for you!"
After a while, the mother and daughter came over. When Pippi's daughter saw the cat's paw burgers and cat's paw egg tarts on the table, she became excited and took the initiative to pull the small plate in front of herself, looking very happy.
"You slow down!"
Her mother was a little anxious: "Don't get burned."
Then, she turned to Pipi and sat down on the chair: "I didn't expect to buy beef rice noodle rolls here."
"Of course not. It's your favorite food. It's still hot. Eat it."
Pipi said naturally, "How about it, my dear wife, do I love you well enough?"
"Go aside."
Pipi's wife rolled her eyes at him and said, "Stop talking and do something. You wash the dishes this month."
"No, no, my dear wife, I will sweep the floor this month, isn't that enough?"
"..."
For some reason, I was wearing a maid outfit beside the dining table, looking at the happy appearance of Pippi's family, and I had an inexplicably strange feeling in my heart.
Can I...also have a home like this in the future?
I know about Pippi's family. We often talk about this in games. He often complains to us that he doesn't really want to get married. However, because his girlfriend was introduced by a relative, both parents were very satisfied, so they got married within half a year of knowing each other, and then they had a daughter.
He and his wife Huang Mei have serious incompatibilities in both personality and temper.
Pippi's wife is a relatively traditional woman. She believes that a woman should take care of the household after marriage, and the couple should live a good life with the daily necessities of life. She is relatively conservative in her thinking, and she "does not discriminate but dislikes" Pipi's profession and "two-dimensional culture". She is not too clear about the nature of Pipi's profession, but she knows that her husband does not have to go to work and can earn tens or even millions of dollars a month by sitting in front of the computer.
As Pipi is a relatively honest person and his personal hobbies are inclined towards the two-dimensional world and he likes to play games, he doesn't have much interaction with his wife. However, as he is the pillar of the family and earns a lot of money, his words still carry a certain weight at home.
In his words...it's okay, but it has no taste at all, just like plain water.
"Ding Dong! Welcome."
In a trance, I heard the sound of a guest being detected at the door, which made me turn around reflexively -
"welcome!"
"Do you sell any drinks here?"
Two uncles came in: "It's so hot..."
"Yes, would you like cola, corn juice or milk coffee? We also have milk tea and juice."
"Give me a big glass of watermelon juice. I'm so thirsty..."
"Okay, please sit down for a moment."
"Ding Dong, welcome!"
"..."
Starting with these two uncles, the number of customers coming to the store gradually increased.
"Ding Dong, welcome!"
"Hey, little maid, look over here!"
"You're so cute, aren't you? Is your store manager hiring child laborers?"
"No sir, I am an adult."
"Then I heard that you also sell various breakfasts here, is that true?"
"Yes, we have a lot of breakfast and snacks available in the store now."
"Ding-dong-"
"Is there really a maid girl? She's the same type as Rem. Um... ahem, girl, can you use a meteor hammer or transform into a ghost?"
"..."
As time gradually approached noon, more and more customers came to the store, and I became increasingly busy and had to go back and forth between customers and the kitchen the entire time.
"Noer, let's go back first!"
After having breakfast with his wife and daughter, Pippi and his family of three went to the cat living area to play for a while. Near noon, they rented three hair removers to clean the cat hair on their bodies, said hello to me, and left.
"From the video, I can see that she really likes you. Take advantage of it and take the initiative. They are all girls, so it's okay. Go for it boldly!"
"Ah...this..."
"Xueqi, say goodbye to your sister."
"Goodbye sister!"
"Goodbye and have a nice trip!"
After watching Pippi and her family leave, I put the two coupons into the pocket of my maid outfit and started my daily arduous work in the cafe.
……
At around 2:30 in the afternoon, Ouyang Xue, sweating profusely, walked in from outside the house.
"So hot,"
Ouyang Xue, who was sweating profusely, seemed to have just gone through a strenuous exercise after entering the room: "Nuo'er, nothing happened in the store this morning when I was away, right?"
"No."
I looked curiously at Ouyang Xue who was constantly wiping her sweat with a towel. She was still wearing an OL outfit today and most of her body was wet, especially the black stockings on her feet. After being soaked with sweat, you could almost see the flesh inside, and the transparency was also improved a lot.
Although I wasn't in a much better condition at this time.
In order to prevent the temperature difference between indoors and outdoors from being too big and causing people to feel uncomfortable or catch a cold, the air conditioning in the coffee shop is turned up very high. It is the kind that is comfortable for sitting and eating and playing with cats, but if you are wearing a maid outfit, especially a maid outfit with sleeves on your hands and stockings on your legs, and run around for several hours, you will feel very hot.
"Xiaomo's problem has been solved. By the way, we have also reached an agreement with a newly opened purified water store nearby. They just moved a truckload of bottled water here."
Ouyang Xue gestured to the door and said, "Go and bring the water in with Xiaomo. I have to go out to get some documents."
"Ok."
I opened the door of the coffee shop and walked out.
A gust of hot wind blew towards me.
The sun in the afternoon of May was like a huge oven, burning the floor outside the coffee shop like a magma land. Even through my maid's leather shoes, I could clearly feel the heat of the ground.
"Little Nuoer!"
Walking out of the coffee shop, I saw from a distance that Yin Xiamo, who was wearing a maid outfit similar to mine, was riding a tricycle coming from the main road ahead. The girl on the tricycle was steering the bumpy, "Da Da Da Da" tricycle while shouting towards us, "Our family is rich!"
Eh?
To be honest, the maid outfit that Yin Xiamo was wearing didn't match the tricycle she was driving at all. The maid outfit that should have been very elegant was worn by her, and she sat in the cab of the tricycle with her legs apart, which gave her a kind of bland feeling like "Ultraman riding a bicycle" or "Dior riding a bicycle".
But looking at it from this perspective, Xiaomo's legs are so long... They are also white stockings, which match her relatively slender figure, making her look very tall.
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