I will never give in to Miss Death

Yin Xiamo hugged me from behind: "Hello, Nuoer's editor, this is my little pet and my wife."

"Who is your little pet and wife?"

I reflexively threw the guy off my back: "Go away."

"what……"

Editor Rabbit covered her mouth in a ladylike manner: "You two seem to have a very good relationship."

It’s really good, it’s really good…

I thought depressedly.

Fortunately, this guy was not satisfied because I was an uncle, so he stabbed me directly and started my life over again.

"Their relationship is very strange, and sometimes I don't understand it."

Elodie on the side continued, "When I first learned that both of them had the last name Yin, I thought they were sisters, but they didn't look alike. Later, they lived together and felt like a couple, but they quarreled every day, which was unlike an ordinary couple."

After saying that, Elodie took a pair of slippers from the shoe rack next to her: "Your room is upstairs."

I walked over and asked, "Do you need help?"

Among the four of us, our rabbit editor... is Lan Jiajia, and she should be the tallest.

Because of someone's vulgar taste, I am only 139cm tall. The second tallest is Elodie, who is 163cm tall, which is a standard height for girls in southern cities. Yin Xiamo is a little taller, 165cm tall. The rabbit editor Lan Jiajia at the door can be seen with the naked eye to be much taller than Elodie and Yin Xiamo, and is conservatively estimated to be around 170cm tall.

Moreover, her charm is really very comfortable.

I had this feeling when I first met Editor Rabbit at a comic convention. She is not only tall and has a good figure, but also has a very distinct temperament.

In the three-dimensional world, I don’t know how to describe a girl’s temperament specifically, but “Lan Jiajia” is really that kind... Just one look at her, and you will have a feeling of "déjà vu", thinking that a mature and gentle woman should be like her, and then you will involuntarily search for similar characters from your memory.

The impression that Rabbit Editor Lan Jiajia gave me was particularly similar to that of the aircraft carrier "Lexington".

Whether it is the Lexington in "Warship Girls R" or the Lexington in "Azur Lane", even when facing the aircraft carrier Lexington directly, it feels the same.

To describe it in words is - "Madam".

Previously at the comic convention, Editor Rabbit was wearing an OL outfit and black stockings, and her "wife" temperament was not so obvious. Now that she has changed into an everyday dress, the curves of her chest, waist and hips are revealed, and this feeling is particularly strong. In addition, Lan Jiajia's eyes are the kind with eyebrows that are slightly curved downwards. No matter when you look at her, you always have a feeling of "a gentle wife is smiling at you", and her overall temperament is exploding.

Thinking of the comments about "Rabbit" on the Internet that are always "patient", "gentle", and "like a mother", as well as her patient teaching to me in the past few days, the editor who came in from outside at this moment immediately made this picture emerge in my mind -

In the kitchen filled with the aroma of food, your gentle and beautiful mother is cooking in her apron. You just came back from outside and walked into the kitchen. She was testing the temperature of the soup with a spoon. When she heard the noise, she turned around and smiled: "Are you back? You've worked hard. Go and take a rest first. The meal will be ready soon."

In real life, rabbits give birth to several litters of baby rabbits every year. Did the editorial department give Lan Jiajia the nickname "rabbit" because she has the temperament to take care of children?

"No, I don't have much luggage."

In the hall filled with the fragrance of flowers, Lan Jiajia rejected my request for help. She put on slippers, dragged her suitcase in, and looked at the hall full of plants: "So beautiful... Did you trim these?"

"She brought them all back from outside."

I pointed at Yin Xiamo next to me and said, "I don't know much about flowers."

"I don't like this. It makes the first floor full of mosquitoes."

Elodie was outspoken. As she helped drag the luggage up to the second floor, she said, "But they are amazing. They don't seem to be afraid of mosquitoes at all."

Uh……

I used my eyes to send Yin Xiamo the message "Even if Elodie doesn't like you doing this, you're still doing it."

Usually this is a conflict between tenants and landlords - planting a bunch of flowers in the living room on the first floor, watering and cultivating them every day, will indeed result in small insects and animals everywhere.

Mosquitoes are especially annoying.

Mosquitoes like humid environments, and more flowers and plants provide them with more places to hide.

But strictly speaking, even though this is Elodie's house, she belongs to the "later" person.

Because Yin Xiamo rented the house directly with Elodie's mother, and she was the only one there at that time. Elodie came back from another city to live here because Yaedo went bankrupt in recent months. As long as Elodie's mother did not prohibit growing flowers in the living room when signing the rental contract, then Yin Xiamo would have no problem.

Moreover, Elodie herself is a girl with a sharp tongue and an extremely soft heart - if she didn't like Yin Xiamo or me, she wouldn't have given us cosmetics and skin care products.

"It seems to smell like mung beans and kelp."

When they went upstairs, Lan Jiajia asked curiously, "Did you do this?"

"correct."

I pointed to the kitchen: "Want some?"

"Xiao Ai said before that she couldn't cook, so she planned to invite a tenant who could cook to come over for dinner. It turns out that it was you who was invited."

Lan Jiajia seemed to be thinking about something. She pointed to the second floor and said, "Wait a moment. I'll move the things up first."

"Ok."

After watching the two of them go upstairs, I returned to the kitchen and continued to work.

The mung beans and kelp have been put in the refrigerator. They can only be considered as desserts after meals and cannot be used as staple foods. The only ingredients in the kitchen at the moment are corn, potatoes and sweet potatoes. The meat in the refrigerator is not enough to make a meal for four people. In any case, I have to go downstairs to buy vegetables later.

"Oh, right!"

While hesitating, Lan Jiajia, who had just arrived home, poked her head out from the railing on the second floor: "Xiao Ai asked me to go out and buy some things and get familiar with the environment. Nuo'er, you don't have to go out. Just stay at home and write. Got it? This is a critical period for your new book. You can't mess around."

Eh……

It turns out that this new tenant... can also cook?

"Then Mr. Editor."

I walked out of the kitchen and looked up: "Will you quit?"

"It has not been decided yet, but the work of the editorial department has been handed over. You will receive a message on your mobile phone QQ and the author background in the next few days. A new editor will add you."

"Oh...Okay."

I'm already handing over my job, so doesn't that mean I'm planning to resign?

According to common sense, unless the company suddenly goes bankrupt or the boss runs away, most people will find a new job before that to avoid losing their income.

Does this mean that the rabbit has already found a new home?

I remembered what Elodie said last night: "The rabbit also wants to go to the coffee shop."

Is she really going to work as a maid in a cafe?

I silently imagined in my mind what this "wife" with a super good figure would look like in a maid outfit.

A rented house, four maids? A maid apartment?

Elodie has already been booked to work the night shift every day, while I am currently working both the morning and night shifts. In the future, when the coffee shop is not busy, I will only work the morning shift, and then come back around four in the afternoon, go shopping and make dinner, and then start writing after eating.

If the rabbit is to come, it will probably only be for the evening shift.

Go to work at 12pm and come back at pm, and let Elodie take over.

If I have to say, I personally feel that Editor Rabbit is indeed the most suitable person to be a maid among us.

I am too short, my voice is light and my body is frail, so I cannot lift anything heavy. I get tired easily from running up and down every day, and I don't have the physical strength to keep up. When I stand in the crowd, people will feel like I am "illegally employing child laborers". Elodie speaks more directly, so she is not suitable for the image of a "service angel" like a maid, except for customers with "M" tendencies and those who like the sharp tongue of the second dimension.

As for Yin Xiamo, she does not belong to the human race and is outside the laws of the world. She is very strong and can theoretically do any job. Nowadays, women are generally used as men in capitalist stores, and men are used as animals. You can hire Yin Xiamo and use her as a nuclear reactor, but her biggest problem is that she is not very familiar with the human world. She is not very clear about many technical terms and does not understand the current "meme" culture. It is easy for her to make mistakes when communicating with customers, which makes people feel "boring".

But Rabbit Lan Jiajia is different. She has a sweet appearance, long-haired beauty, tall stature, good figure, and long legs. She absolutely kills the whole audience in a maid outfit and white stockings. Her breasts are probably above E cup. She has a moving voice, a gentle personality, and likes to take care of people. It can be said that she was almost born for the service industry.

People on the Internet can say whatever they want across the computer screen, and there will be no punishment anyway - Tu Zi has a gentle personality, gets along well with everyone, and gets along well with every author. Then some authors think that they will definitely get a recommendation position whenever they ask for it, and when they don’t get it, they spread rumors on the Internet that the editor is not good enough, the level is not good enough, and the authors under their management cannot write hit works so they will not be given a recommendation position, etc.

Just like the previous "Uncle Bei San".

These people probably wouldn't have the nerve to cause trouble in real life - if it happened in a real restaurant, the situation would be similar to a customer buying half a chicken in the store and asking for a bowl of chicken soup. After the rabbit delivered the chicken soup, the customer thought the rabbit was easy to talk to and started to touch it. The rabbit just said "this is not right", and the customer ran out and shouted "Come and see! The waiter is kicking people out!"

Of course, whether or not to come to the coffee shop ultimately depends on the rabbit's own wishes.

The coffee shop is extremely short of staff now, and it's already very difficult for me to run it alone. If there were a few more maids, although my salary might drop, it's definitely only temporary. As long as the brand is well-known and the popularity increases, the salary will definitely be raised. I won't have to split myself into two people in the store, walking the cat, frying chicken, and delivering goods.

After finishing the things in the kitchen, I went to the balcony outside the living room, took back the quilts, pillows and other things that Yin Xiamo had helped wash a few days ago, and moved them into the house.

After two days of being baked in the sun, my bedding is now full of the smell of sunshine - I really like this smell, it brings me a kind of joy of harvest. Every time I wash something and let it dry in the sun, the moment I take it back is similar to putting what I want into the shopping cart in the supermarket.

"Ah... I can finally take a break."

After making the bed and opening the window of the room, I lay directly on the warm quilt and took out my cell phone.

"See what weird things those stupid lolis in the group are talking about now."

However, I originally just planned to take a quick look at the QQ group and catch up on the various miscellaneous things that happened in the past two days, but the next second after opening QQ, I was shocked by the 99+ reminder of "new friends" on the interface.

I rubbed my eyes in the small bed, and it took me a while to confirm that this 99+ reminder was located in the "New Friends" rather than the "New Messages" area.

what's the situation?

In doubt, I clicked on the "New Friends" category——

[User Wangshisuifeng wants to add you as a friend, with the following message: Loli maid? Such obvious photoshop, do you think I can't see it? If you are brave enough, open a video for me through your friend]

[User October Autumn Wind wants to add you as a friend, with an additional message: Girl, want to date? ]

[The user is begging to add you as a friend, with the following message: Aren’t you a man? How much capital did you give to hype this up?]

This……

I quickly scrolled down the "New Friends" list and looked at the large number of friend requests, feeling overwhelmed.

Why are there so many people causing trouble when Yin Xiamo and I have only been resting together for a short while?

I tried to scroll down, but the messages from these "new friends" were more disgusting than the last.

[How much is it, girl? You are wearing something like that in the video. I don’t need to tell you what you did before.]

[Water heaters, right? Are you accepting offline? 】

[I have reported your coffee shop. It teaches children bad habits. Just wait for it to go bankrupt! ]

"..."

It took me a long time to calm down by the bed.

I encountered a similar situation a long time ago.

At that time, I was still writing novels at Yaedo. My book was originally a relatively niche, traditional fantasy novel, and there was no particular routine. The hero had various adventures, met the heroine, upgraded in an ordinary way, and fell in love in an ordinary way.

As a result, a pirated novel website appeared on the Internet for a while. The founder of this novel website seemed to be particularly idle. He pirated novels everywhere, even this unknown novel of mine, and all the paid chapters were free to read.

This is nothing, after all, in real life, people's life experiences and family conditions are different. If you like my novel, are willing to pay to read it, and are willing to support me as the author, I must be very happy if you read it on the genuine website. After all, paid reading, rewards, and monthly tickets are all closely related to the author's royalties. If the author has a higher income, better living conditions, and better food, he will naturally be more motivated and passionate to update. Some people really have no money, but want to read it, so it's okay for them to find pirated copies.

However, the situation at the time was that the pirated novel website was doing a particularly bad job. The principle of their piracy was to use some software to capture the screen of the paid chapters, and then use some tools to convert the images into text, and then add fragments such as "XX Novel Network" and "XX Reading Welcome to Click XXX.COM" to the extracted chapters to promote their own website. The pirated chapters converted in this way would have a lot of typos, as well as a series of problems such as inverted word order, messy paragraphing, etc.

This is a common problem with pirated novels, and the authors themselves cannot control how pirated novel websites operate. They can only report it to the editor, and then let the editor notify the website's senior management to try to report it.

Originally, I had a more relaxed attitude towards pirated novels, but the outrageous thing at that time was... because I had mentioned the reader group in the chapters that were put on the shelves, when the pirated novel website copied the content, they even copied these prompts. Within a few days, a large number of readers from pirated websites came to the group, and many of them directly denounced me as a "rubbish" as soon as they came in.

[What kind of shit is this? The sentences don’t make sense. There are over 30 typos in one chapter. Even an elementary school student can write better than you!]

[Look at this paragraph, there are advertisements. Did XXX.COM pay the author? How can you, as a writer, insert advertisements in the main text?]

[Even a junior high school student like me can’t stand reading this paragraph. Has the author never written an essay? ]

Then after asking some old-timers in the group, I found out that many of the new readers were pirated readers. I kindly explained to them that this website was a pirated website and that pirated websites generally had this common problem. Some of the new pirated readers suddenly realized their mistake and quietly left the group, while others became angry and started to talk. The two sides argued for a long time, and finally it turned into a war between legitimate and pirated products.

[It’s great to read the genuine version. Without the support of us pirated readers, who would know about your book?]

[I just don’t have money, so I watch pirated copies. Can’t I criticize you for making all the typos in your pirated copies? ]

[Can't the author take care of this website? The website copied your book and it's full of typos. You... you are responsible anyway.]

Some of the more extreme ones would just add me as their friend and start scolding me.

During that period, I would receive more than ten new friend requests almost every day when I opened my phone, and all the messages were abusive, just like the situation now.

But in just one afternoon, the number of new friend requests reached 99+. This is the first time I have seen this.

The only thing I can think of is that after the video of the outdoor anchor "Liu Ziyi" became popular, his identity information was exposed, or someone posted my information behind my back, which led to the situation of 99+ new friends this time.

It's pretty much like... there's a very popular post or forum discussing the "Lolita maid" in a coffee shop, and then someone somehow makes a reply like "This Lolita girl's QQ is XXXX", and it gets liked and posted to the front page.

What's even more outrageous is that someone might be bored and just making up stories. For example, they might take a screenshot of me in the video, add the text "Are all boys nowadays so cute?" and then have a conversation with their own smurf account in a QQ group that only includes themselves, claiming that they have found out the QQ number of "Yin Nuoer", or trying to push the narrative towards "cute boy".

Similar things have happened before, where a few girls posted Cosplay photos at a comic exhibition and they became popular. Then people started to say that they were a father and son, and that men nowadays are too beautiful. They took advantage of the popularity of "cross-dressing" and "transvestite" and ranked first on the hot searches for several days. No matter how the two girls in the photo refuted the rumors, they couldn't suppress the popularity, and they received a lot of inexplicable messages every day - after all, in today's society, men dressed in cross-dressing are indeed more attractive than "pretty girls".

I thought about this question before I joined the coffee shop. If the situation here is true, if Kamihama City really intends to support the commercial street in Minaminagi District, and Tongmeng.com really wants to build the coffee shop, similar things will be inevitable after the traffic increases.

——Life is not always smooth sailing, and the same goes for girls’ lives.

After thinking about it on the bed, I set my number so that people can be added if they answer questions correctly, and then I modified the rules for joining the reader group.

[@大叔爱萝莉大叔, I have a question, have you seen the recently popular Kamijama Maid Cafe? The ace loli maid in it has the same name as your heroine]