I will never give in to Miss Death
Page 167
So this is why Yin Xiamo also bought those two pairs of Lolita big-toed thick-soled shoes?
"Noer, just wear this pink one then. It's cuter."
After stuffing the clothes in her hand to me, Yin Xiamo took out another black long skirt from the box: "I'll wear this one, and when we stand together, the top and bottom will be clearly distinguished, hehe."
What the hell is this...
I put the clothes aside and looked at the two shoe boxes in the box.
"Oh, by the way, Nuoer, you can try the shoes now to see if they fit."
Perhaps noticing my gaze, Yin Xiamo took out the shoe box marked "size 32" from the box and opened it.
“Isn’t this cute too?”
The girl handed me a pair of small shoes and looked at me expectantly: "Would you like to try them on?"
"Good good."
Things have come to this, and I felt I couldn't escape, so I took the shoe, lifted one of my little feet, and put it in.
Although I remember this pair of small shoes was called big-toed thick-soled shoes, its sole does not look "thick" at all to me. If nothing unexpected happens, the merchant must have written the wrong title.
The shoes are designed with thick heels, and the height is about two or three centimeters. Unlike the pointed high heels that symbolize maturity and sexiness, the shoes in my hand have round toes with a very cute bow on them. The overall color is pink, and there are three straps to fix the feet. Two are in the middle of the shoes, and the structure is similar to the buckle of maid shoes. One is wrapped around the ankle, and the metal piece of the buckle is heart-shaped. The overall feeling is that of a sweet girl or a naughty loli.
Since I was just trying them on, I didn't plan to fasten the straps. After putting my feet in, I stood up and took a few steps.
"Um……"
I felt the softness in my shoes: "It's OK, not crowded."
Originally, I thought that as a rough old man, I would definitely not be used to this kind of shoes with heels, but I didn’t feel any discomfort when walking in them after putting them on. I don’t know whether it is because the foot structure of the so-called "elves" in this body has similar genes or whether the design of this pair of shoes itself is too excellent.
"It's a little loose now, but I think it will be just right when I put on socks."
I changed back into my slippers: "How much did you spend?"
"188 yuan, that dress is 218 yuan."
Yin Xiamo seemed very happy that I was wearing the right clothes. She patted her chest with her little hand and said, "Since it's for Nuo'er, it can't be too cheap."
"Sister Ouyang had a hard time helping you defend your rights and get compensation, but you bought so many weird things."
I smiled bitterly: "Don't spend all your money without noticing."
"No way! Anything I buy for Noel can't be called weird!"
Yin Xiamo retorted: "I will dress up our Nuo'er as the most beautiful bride in the world, and then announce to the world - this is my wife!"
"Ah... I'm not going to argue with you about this. It's so hot. I have to go take a shower."
Seeing that only the "cat" underwear set and the strange socks were left in the box, I threw the bag of yogurt into the trash can beside me and ran to the balcony on the spot: "I won't help you unpack the rest."
"Wash carefully! Make sure you wash yourself white and tender! Then come out and change into new clothes!"
Yin Xiamo's devilish voice came from behind: "I'll wash these first, so that the little pet can wear them and dress up super cutely tomorrow!"
I turned around reflexively: "I don't want to dress up! I'm not a doll!"
"Eh? You're not going to refute the little pet?"
"I'm not your little pet either!"
I pushed open the balcony door angrily, took out my underwear that had been completely disinfected after being exposed to the sun all day, and ran to the bathroom.
Entering the bathroom and closing the door, I took off my clothes and underwear, untied the ribbon of the ponytail on my head, let my long hair fall down behind me, and put my things aside.
Yin Xiamo is good in every way, except that he is a little too strong sometimes.
Buying things without my consent... Damn it.
What are those clothes she bought? I can understand ordinary dresses, couple outfits, lolita shoes, etc. After all, others have been working hard with me for so long these days, busy every day. We will take a break the day after tomorrow, and it is understandable that we want to relax, but that cat... cat underwear, blue and white stripes and cat claw socks, are you sure this is not some kind of bad taste!
So Yin Xiamo in the other world actually likes kittens? Or is it because she is a girl and has no resistance to cute creatures?
Or maybe she thinks kittens are cuter, and if I dress up as a kitten, she will feel more cute and happy when she hugs me? Just like ordinary people like to hug cats and sniff them?
I don’t understand what girls are thinking...
With this mood, I started my routine bath in the bathroom.
Clean your body, care for your hair, skin care, beauty...
Before I knew it, nearly an hour had passed. After washing myself and making my skin as delicate and white as snow, I put on the bunny nightgown, walked out of the bathroom refreshed, went back to my room and started blow-drying my hair.
After wearing it many times, I found that this soft nightgown is really a magic weapon. It not only fits the skin well and is not stuffy or hot, but also makes people feel no weight at all. It is just right to wear to sleep.
Moreover, this kind of clothes is light and thin and dries very quickly. Whenever you feel it is time to wash, you can take it to the bathroom and wash it by hand for a while. Put it on the balcony during the day and it will be dry at night.
If it weren't for the off-shoulder design that made me a little uncomfortable, this nightgown that I brought back from Lu Xinjian's company would really be my favorite piece of clothing.
"Noel!"
I had just dried my hair when Yin Xiamo came running over with a pair of socks in her hand: "Look, should we arrange this?"
"Where did you find these socks?"
The first time I saw the stockings, I cursed inwardly and walked forward quickly: "This... this is what I... uh, picked up, picked up, yes, picked up."
The color of this pair of socks is pink and white.
To put it bluntly, it is pink and white stripes.
Just like the bunny nightgown I'm wearing, it was a "prize" that Pippi and her friends found when they went to Lu Xinjian's deserted office. Together with the bunny nightgown and the bunny backpack, it served as part of my royalties.
I can accept the bunny nightgown, but I have never paid any attention to the pink and white striped socks except putting them in the suitcase with unused daily props.
Who knew that it would be dug up by Yin Xiamo today.
"It's in your suitcase. When you were taking a shower yesterday, I went to hang out the clothes. I wanted to see if you had any clothes to wash and thought about washing them for you. Then I found this and washed it for you."
Yin Xiamo handed me the socks: "Here, they're dry, put them on quickly!"
"This...this is not necessary, right?"
I took a small step back: "Elodie wears long socks at night because there are mosquitoes. You see, we are not afraid of mosquitoes, but this..."
“But it’s cute.”
Yin Xiamo said firmly, "Excuse me, who just asked for leave to go to Xingguang Primary School and didn't manage the time well to ask me to use magic? In exchange, I want to see Nuoer wearing this."
Eh……
Does this count as... being grateful to someone who has done something for you?
"Woo..."
Seeing that the "God of Death" in front of me had brought out "magic" to negotiate terms, I had no choice but to give up resistance, took the pink and white striped socks from Yin Xiamo's hand, and muttered: "You are a girl too, you can wear them yourself..."
"That's different. It's cute when Noer wears it."
Yin Xiamo walked out of the room: "Then I'll continue to wash clothes. I want to see Nuo'er's cute face when I come back later, okay?"
"Why do I feel like you're trying to make me..."
I frowned. "Let me gradually adapt to the identity of a soft and cute girl?"
"That's true. There's no need to correct it, right?"
"Just admit it!"
"Hey..."
"..."
After Yin Xiamo left, I picked up my socks and rolled them up silently.
Since I had plenty of experience wearing stockings in coffee shops, it didn't take me much time to put on this pair of pink and white stripes that exuded a very girly vibe.
Unlike the slightly transparent white silk garter stockings of the maid outfit, this pair of stockings is thicker and has a very tight strap at the end.
When I pulled the socks along the smooth calf to the middle of the thigh, there was a "snap" sound and I could see that the end of the socks had left a very obvious concave circle on the thigh.
I stood up on the bed, stretched my legs, adjusted the wrapping areas of the socks, felt the warm flow in my legs, jumped out of bed, put on slippers, sat on the computer chair, and pressed the power button.
The next step is to log in to the website, check the likes, replies and private messages of your own author account, and check the messages, complaints and comments on the novel.
After finishing the routine inspection work, I opened the typing software, read what I wrote yesterday, took a deep breath, and started typing.
After a while, I realized that it was a little bit inappropriate to write a novel with the male protagonist in this state of wearing a suspender nightgown and stockings on my feet.
The protagonist in the book's world is an uncle, a handsome male protagonist, but it feels awkward no matter how I write it, I'm wearing such a cute little skirt to describe the protagonist's actions.
Besides this, I discovered something amazing...
That's women's clothing - it can indeed increase the speed of typing.
"..."
……
No. 149 seemed to be calling each other
Strictly speaking, the "Lulum" bedding set that Yin Xiamo bought online did not use the pictures of the two little succubi drawn by teacher Mao Yu Niu Ru.
But it doesn't feel that different, as they are also two succubi named Lulum and Lilum.
I checked online and found out that these two are the poster girls of the "萌2元" flagship store. One has pink hair and the other has black hair. Both of them have loli body shapes. The pink loli is soft and cute, while the black-haired loli is tsundere.
This is an online store that specializes in clothing, home appliances, daily necessities and even food related to the "second dimension". The variety of products is so rich that I don't know how Yin Xiamo found this kind of store.
It is said that Yin Xiamo learned how to use "online shopping" two years ago. At that time, because she was poor, she used everything sparingly in Elodie's house. But because she was an employee of a grocery store, Yin Xiamo would ask her boss to take back any "expired" goods in the store. During the chat, the boss taught Yin Xiamo how to use online shopping, how to grab coupons, and how to buy a lot of things with just a few dollars.
Yin Xiamo, who had lived in a different world for thousands of years, had never seen such high-tech things as online shopping, and she was immediately fascinated by it. From then on, if she needed anything in life and her grocery store was out of stock, Yin Xiamo would choose to buy cheap goods online.
Especially those online shopping platforms that claim to be "manufacturers selling off goods at a loss due to bankruptcy" are simply... paradise for Yin Xiamo.
"I won't die, so I don't care if they cheat."
This is what Yin Xiamo said to me.
Too cheap toilet paper that doesn't meet quality standards? Excessive heavy metal content? People with sensitive skin will get rashes after using it? None of these things are a problem for Yin Xiamo. Her body is immune to all modern harmful substances. She needs to wipe her body with paper when she sweats. Her only requirement is "usable paper". It doesn't matter whether the paper is of qualified quality or not, or whether it looks good or not, or even if you don't have a production license.
Similarly, when Yin Xiamo is busy, she will also buy those "meal replacement biscuits" and "one piece of compressed dry food that fills you up". She has only one requirement, that they must be cheap.
But buying cheap napkins and biscuits is one thing, and buying furniture with a strong "two-dimensional" atmosphere is another. Before I learned that Yin Xiamo bought so many things, I had no idea that she had added so many things to the shopping cart, and I didn't know that she knew so much about the relevant culture here.
The store that Yin Xiamo is interested in covers a very wide range of fields, including computer assembly, which is to cooperate with manufacturers to launch "Hanayame motherboard", "Hanayame memory stick" or "customized two-dimensional chassis", "banner girl graphics card" and so on. The assembled computers are also fancy. There are also curtains, quilts, bed sheets, pillows, cushions, tables and chairs, etc. They basically sell all the furniture you can think of, not to mention clothes.
[Lulu pillow, bed sheet, complete bedding set] There are five pieces in total: a very long double pillow with a pink and tender pattern of the two poster girls, Lulum and Lilum, printed on it; a super large pillow about 1.5 meters long with a full-body picture of Lulum wearing sexy clothes on it; and a bed sheet with the same theme pattern, which is not stuffy to the touch and is very soft. Lying on it feels like lying on cotton, and paired with a cherry blossom-colored air-conditioning quilt, it should be very comfortable to sleep with the air conditioner on.
"Put all the new pillows and sheets on Nuo'er's side. From now on, Nuo'er and I will sleep together, and my room will be used as an office and study."
After washing the new bedding, clothes and socks purchased online, Yin Xiamo came to my room holding a pillow as usual.
"Noer, you can take down this ugly mosquito net and throw it away. Mosquitoes are not interested in us."
"I seem to understand Elodie a little bit."
"How to say?"
"Look, we live on the top floor. Logically, there shouldn't be many mosquitoes on such a high floor, but you planted so many flowers on the first floor... Watering them regularly will give mosquitoes a place to breed. If mosquitoes reproduce, they won't bite us, so they will only bite Elodie upstairs."
"Yes...really?"
"Yes, I suspect that this is why Elodie chose to work the night shift at the coffee shop. Mosquitoes are afraid of light, and there are usually fewer of them during the day. Elodie stayed in the coffee shop all night to avoid mosquitoes. There are many mosquito traps there, and there are cats to share the probability of being bitten."
"But I really didn't know the landlord would suddenly come back to live here. I was alone here before, and I have been growing flowers here for several years."
"Do you like flowers?"
"That's right..."
"..."
After I finished typing, I squeezed into the same bed with Yin Xiamo again.
After going through all the things that happened in the past few days, I am no longer so averse to being "held to sleep" by Elodie at night.
On the contrary, I seem to enjoy the feeling of being able to rely on others a little bit.
Yin Xiamo looks like a girl of about sixteen or seventeen years old. Judging from her appearance, she doesn’t look like the kind of “powerful” queen. But maybe because I know her background and identity, when Yin Xiamo is by my side, I always have a feeling of...special security.
Because of my smaller body size, I could be held in this guy's arms. At first, I felt like I was being occupied like a toy with no human rights. Later, I gradually felt a sense of security like a "mother protecting her daughter."
You'll Also Like
-
Thousand-Faced Dragon
Chapter 52 4 hours ago -
Scourge Messenger
Chapter 54 4 hours ago -
Champion Rules
Chapter 73 4 hours ago -
Rebirth of the King of Waves
Chapter 101 4 hours ago -
Mountain and River Festival
Chapter 66 4 hours ago -
Sword from the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 50 4 hours ago -
Starting his cultivation from marrying the Weaver Girl
Chapter 60 4 hours ago -
Devouring Evil Martial Arts, Eliminating Demons from All Heavens
Chapter 96 4 hours ago -
Ultraman: Open the door, it’s me, Old Man Jia!
Chapter 70 4 hours ago -
Return to the Tang Dynasty to be a villain
Chapter 50 4 hours ago