I will never give in to Miss Death

Elodie next to him yawned: "I'm about to fall asleep..."

"Okay, no problem at all."

Ouyang Xue was like coaxing a child: "If you feel sleepy, go back and rest. You have worked hard."

I watched Elodie leave, then turned to Ouyang Xue curiously: "What terms did you negotiate?"

“She hopes to increase the frequency of snack purchases in the store and the proportion of some snacks in the case.”

Ouyang Xue smiled bitterly: "Why does this child look so soft and cute, but the food he eats is so heavy."

"It's okay, just follow Sister Elodie's request."

I smiled and said, "Xia Mo and I rarely eat snacks here."

Mainly because I don’t have time.

One of the "employee benefits" of the coffee shop is unlimited snacks. There are two snack cabinets on the first floor, three snack boxes on the second floor, one on the workbench, one in the lounge, and one next to the cat climbing frame. The snacks are mainly filled with small snacks such as crispy sharks, planet cups, kiss cakes, raisins, etc. Ouyang Xue's promise at the time was "unlimited refills" - as long as you eat them in the store and don't sell them outside, you can make up for the amount you eat at public expense the next day.

However, Ouyang Xue probably didn't expect that Elodi could eat so much, and the snacks she liked were those with a lot of oil, salt and chili. I was the only one who would occasionally eat some of the Planet Cup Crispy Shark Chocolate Beans, and there would be a lot of them left after a week, and not a single one of the Kiss Spicy Strips was left.

"Are you two really coming here for breakfast today?"

Perhaps noticing how Yin Xiamo and I were dressed, Ouyang Xue asked curiously, "What's wrong? Are breakfasts at other places not tasty?"

"I suddenly want to eat here and enjoy the feeling of maid service."

I walked to the nearest table for two and scanned the QR code on the table with my phone - "Ding!"

"welcome!"

After a while, Lan Jiajia, who was dressed in a maid outfit, trotted out of the kitchen. When she saw Yin Xiamo and I, she slammed on the brakes, and the two big rabbits on her chest trembled. "Ah, it's you two. Why are you two here? Didn't you say you were going on a date?"

"Have breakfast first."

I carefully looked at Lan Jiajia's chest, then looked at Ouyang Xue who was also wearing a maid outfit. For some reason, I felt a little envious: "Uh... that, ahem, I want a serving of glutinous rice and chicken, a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and a glass of milk."

Yin Xiamo came over: "I want the same as Nuoer!"

"Okay, okay, you guys wait here for a moment."

Lan Jiajia quickly wrote down the names of the dishes, put the order on the table, and joked, "Do you need any other special services? Like taking a photo with me?"

"No way."

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "As for taking pictures, I can definitely... well, I can take pictures secretly when I get home at night. I can take pictures however I want."

"You are so beautiful, I only take pictures for Xiao Ai."

As she spoke, Lan Jiajia seemed to realize that she had let the cat out of the bag and added, "Don't tell Xiao Ai about this when you two go back."

"Oh--"

I nodded: "Don't worry, I won't tell you."

"That's about it."

Lan Jiajia turned around and said, "Have some tea first. I'm going to ask the chef to make breakfast."

"Noel."

After Lan Jiajia left, Yin Xiamo, who was beside me, dragged the stool to my side with a squeak: "Just now I noticed that you seemed to be staring at other people's breasts?"

"what……"

I was a little flustered: "I just feel a little emotional, it's too... too big."

According to the "cup size calculation method" that I learned online, Lan Jiajia and Ouyang Xue's bust size is at least E size, the type that cannot be covered by maid outfits. They are completely different from Yin Xiamo and me.

"It's okay, I can understand. Nuo'er is also a girl, so it's understandable that she would envy other people's breasts."

Yin Xiamo opened her hands: "How about I show you how to stimulate development manually?"

"No... let's not do that."

"Come on, you're already an old married couple, what's wrong with touching each other? You have such small breasts, and you're not allowed to touch them..."

"Alas……"

"..."

Just like that, in the noisy morning, Yin Xiamo and I had breakfast at our workplace, then we joked with each other as we walked out of the coffee shop and came to the nearby bus stop.

"I remember that the maids in this shop are mostly loli and young girls. Why is this maid so big today?"

"And that one too!"

"Did I go into the wrong store or did they change groups of people... Oh my god, this is too big!"

"This cafe is too powerful. The maids include lolita and young girls, and now they have a new one... a, cough cough cough, wait, here she comes, Sister Lan Jiajia! Lan Jiajia, I am your dog!"

When I came out of the coffee shop and walked on the quiet path outside, I could still vaguely hear the customers in the store talking about Lan Jiajia and Ouyang Xue.

"There used to be a large welfare home a little to the west of the Glory District. There was a huge garden at the back. When we were little, if we had nothing to do during the holidays, we all loved to go there and play."

While sitting on a small chair at the station waiting for the bus, I whispered to the girl next to me, "At that time, the Glory District was not a paradise for the rich. It was located in the suburbs, and it was inconvenient for the welfare home to travel to the city center, so people grew vegetables, sweet potatoes, crops, and fruit trees in the garden. Now the welfare home there has been demolished and many small villas have been built, and only the garden of that year has been preserved."

"Xiao Mo, I want to go there with you to take a look."

"Take a look...at my starting point."

"..."

……

No. 152 Become a loli to protect Miss Death

In my impression, the "Sakae District" of Kamihama City is a very special district in this city.

It is located to the west of Minaminagi District, to the east of Shinsai District, and to the south of Mizunami District. It is sandwiched between three very special districts, forming a relatively "independent" area.

A long, long time ago, it is said that when the city welfare home was first established, the "Sakae District" did not exist. That area was located in the suburbs, surrounded by mountains and water, and there were many key protected gardens. The very famous "Medicinal Plant Garden" in Kamihama City was built there.

At that time, the phenomenon of "abandoned babies" was particularly common in Kamihama City. There were three welfare homes alone, and the medicinal plant garden where I worked was the fourth.

In that era, people generally didn't have much money, and the welfare home in the medicinal plant garden was built with the "funding" of the botanical garden's employees. In order to make life a little more convenient for the children in the welfare home, the botanical garden's staff directly contributed their own canteen and dormitory area, and people from both sides ate and lived together.

The Medicinal Plant Garden, as the name suggests, is a medicinal park funded by the Kamijuma City Government. Its main purpose is to grow medicinal herbs and then supply them to the city's pharmacies.

It can be said that those who were able to work there at that time, except for the slightly worse environment, were treated similarly to today's "civil servants".

The welfare home where I work was born in such a context. It is located in a medicinal plant garden on the outskirts of Kamihama City and is theoretically a semi-state-owned enterprise.

Nowadays, with the continuous construction and expansion of Kamihama City, the area of ​​the medicinal plant garden has access to roads and subways and is no longer remote. It also has the name "Sakae Ward" and the "Sakae Ward Government" has been established.

However, due to the special nature of the construction of Rong District at that time, those who funded the construction of roads and subways were all local wealthy people. A large number of villas were also built near the sea and rivers. This area is also called the "Glory District."

Originally, "Glory District" was a nickname given by local people to the luxurious seaside villas everywhere. It was mainly derogatory, meaning "There are so many rich people here, and a villa costs hundreds of millions. Compared with us ordinary people who only earn a few thousand yuan a month, it is really an honor to live in the same area with so many big guys." Later, somehow this title was widely spread and reached the ears of the authorities at that time. When the authorities heard it, they immediately adopted the proposal to amend it, which was the glory of Kamihama City, the Glory District.

Nowadays, "Sakae District" and "Glory District" both refer to this "villa area" and "rich area". Sakae District is the official name of Kamihama City, and Glory District is a verbal name.

"We're at the Shenbin No. 2 Bridge. Please take your belongings with you and get off from the back door."

"The next stop is Rong District Shanshui Meicheng. Passengers who need to get off should move to the back door and prepare to get off..."

When Yin Xiamo and I took the bus to the Rong District Medicinal Plant Garden, we chose a seat by the window in the back row. I held the girl's hand with my right hand and used my left hand to handle various information on the Internet.

The popularity of the coffee shop promotional video also led to the popularity of "Xiao Xia Nuo doesn't hide in cardboard boxes" by Yin Xiamo and I. In recent days, this account has received many private messages. Everyone wants to see the daily life of Yin Xiamo and I.

[Forget about the store manager. When are you two going to get married? ]

[I have a question, are you and Xia Mo really from Earth? My god, you look so cute, did you use AI girls or the perfect faces and bodies from the dating event? ]

[Nuo'er, I have a suggestion. You are already cute enough. Don't wear makeup in the future. When you wear makeup, you make me feel like a doll. It's not real at all, but a little scary. You will be much more perfect without makeup in the next few days.]

[Sister Nuoer, it’s time to update your status. It’s been almost three days since your last update. Even the donkeys in the production team don’t get to rest this much.]

Even though I used to be an author and often had to deal with all kinds of readers, I still felt overwhelmed by the large number of selfish replies and "ATs" - three 99+

There are all kinds of private messages, discussing business cooperation, shooting commercials, harassment... The more serious ones are like the ones above, who want to see more lesbian daily life.

As for the replies, there were even more. Most of them came from Ouyang Xue's coffee shop promotional PV. Because Ouyang Xue pinned my comment on the top, the video had millions of views, and the first comment others saw in the comment section was mine. Plus, my name "Xiao Xiamo Doesn't Hide from Cardboard Boxes" was so cute, and my avatar was a photo of Yin Xiamo and I, so everyone knew at a glance that this was our "official account," so there were a lot of comments like "front row" and "group photo," as well as a lot of meme-y and sick comments.

The comment with the most likes is: [Like me if you want to see them get married! ]

Because my appearance and figure were designed by Yin Xiamo, they are perfect and impeccable, and Yin Xiamo herself is a demon from another world. Her face cannot be said to be as beautiful as a fairy, but at least it is stunningly beautiful. So when we get together, although we are of the same gender, we are still recognized by this society.

The third most popular comment on the promotional PV is: [Nuo'er can only be with Xia Mo. They are both too beautiful. I don't think any boy can match either of them, so they can only be a couple.]

In addition to private messages and replies, probably because this account has become famous, I also received a lot of “@” in the past few days.

Some people @ me in the comments of other maid cafe promotional videos, and left a message like "The maid looks not as good as @小夏沫不躲纸盒"; some yuri videos also had people replying "There is also a super sweet yuri pair @小夏沫不躲纸盒 here", and even those cat-raising UPs had many people replying "Do you have as many cats as the one in the newly opened Shangjing cat cafe? @小夏沫不躲纸盒".

I knew that if I didn't manage things like this, the coffee shop and my reputation would be ruined.

Because when I was writing a book before, I heard Pipi say that he had encountered a similar situation. At that time, his book topped the Yaedo bestseller list. Maybe someone was jealous of him, and a large number of "water armies" emerged on the website. These water armies did not go directly to the comment section of Pipi's novel to post bad reviews, but went to the comment sections of the other 19 books on the bestseller list to post comments like "Your book is not as good as Pipi's" and "What a crappy book, look at what Pipi wrote". Then they opened small accounts and mixed in various novel groups to send messages frantically, "Go and read Pipi's new book" and "Pipi's army has arrived, crappy authors are shutting up", which gave Pipi a headache during that time.

This is what Ouyang Xue meant when she said in the morning that I had a "strong psychological quality". Because the people who came to the coffee shop these days were really all kinds of people, and the questions they asked were also varied. Ouyang Xue was worried that I might "make a mistake in a hurry".

Especially a girl like me who is very cute.

In today's society, people who are handsome or cute are given preferential treatment. If a person is used to being treated preferentially from childhood to adulthood, then when she goes to work in a similar service industry, she may feel particularly uncomfortable and may even go on strike.

For example, in the past few days I have received many "careless" customers who came in and talked nonsense, touched me, or said some weird words. If a girl from a wealthy family like that "can't swallow this", she will either turn around and leave or curse "pornographic", "pervert", "get out" or something like that, which can easily make things very awkward.

Because I have seen many similar customers, I can basically guess what will happen when I see them at the door, and I will act like a "three-no girl" on the spot: "Mr. Pervert, if you really have nothing to do, I suggest you go to Siberia to dig potatoes."

Anyway, my state is... high-nut pumpkin - invulnerable to swords and guns, and I won't have the slightest emotional fluctuation because of any stranger's teasing.

As for Yin Xiamo and Elodie, one of them is a god of death who has lived for thousands of years and has killed people, slaughtered gods and gone to hell, and the other is a battle-hardened editor. These little hooligans who come to the coffee shop to cause trouble are not even close to her.

Thus, under such an iron wall, the opening ceremony of the coffee shop came to a successful conclusion.

Now we just need to maintain our online reputation.

[Please do not post Xia Mo in other irrelevant places! ]

I changed my signature to the sentence above. I thought about it for a while on the bus and added another sentence at the end: [We are not accepting any business cooperation for the time being. The coffee shop has just started and there are too many things to do. I cannot reply to private messages one by one. If you need anything, please come to the coffee shop to discuss in detail. When you come, we will give you sweet potato syrup, corn syrup, mung bean, kelp and ice.]

After finishing the work on the Tongmeng.com official account, I opened WeChat again, looked at the empty friend list, and spent some time adding those people in the address book of this new phone as friends.

In my understanding, QQ is a virtual identity on the Internet, while "WeChat" is a software that is closer to real life.

For example, I rarely added real friends or classmates on QQ before, and I filled in my identity information randomly. If there was anything involving "real meeting", I would directly add WeChat. This is also the reason why I did not apply for a new QQ number after becoming a girl and directly used the original number. I only needed to change it to a mobile phone number. The new mobile phone number I am using now is also a new number I applied for at a business hall near the Snail House using the ID card "Yin Nuoer".

As for my previous WeChat friends...

Sitting in the back seat of the car, I glanced at Yin Xiamo next to me and found that this girl was reading a novel on the mobile phone I bought for her. The content of the novel was very familiar to me, as I had just written it two days ago.

Most people are prone to motion sickness when riding in a car, especially when looking at their mobile phones while riding. This is similar to the reason why some people get motion sickness when playing 3D games. It's because some nerves or genes are more sensitive. Some people will never get motion sickness or 3D sickness in their entire lives, or are even born with a strong FPS talent. Yin Xiamo and I probably have similar genes - at least when I'm on the bus, I can concentrate on typing without getting motion sickness, and Yin Xiamo can read a novel while riding in the car.

"Any suggestions?"

Seeing that the girl had read the latest chapter of her novel, I asked curiously, "This book has just started, but because the coffee shop has become popular, many people have come to collect it. In the comment section, there are many people who just have fun, but not many who read it."

"It's pretty good. Better than those scroll and parchment stories from another world."

Yin Xiamo smiled, and then added as if she remembered something: "I mean the rhythm."

For a small book, the most important thing is the word "rhythm", I understand that.

But Yin Xiamo said that the pace of my book, a lazy author, is better than that of The Other World, which I don’t understand.

"Are you serious?"

I felt a little embarrassed: "There are similar novels in another world...?"

"No, because there have been wars for thousands of years, demons and humans, elves and orcs, sea beasts and tentacle monsters, life is quite tense, and there are very few leisure and entertainment things like this. Only in those inland countries far away from the war will there be one or two artists willing to write, but because of the lack of language skills, people are not in the mood to read even if they have free time. Books that can be truly translated into various languages ​​are considered masterpieces."

Yin Xiamo patiently explained: "The pace of that kind of novel is not that fast. One story can often be completed in one book, and there are almost no sequels."

I seem to understand a little bit.

"Times have changed. Now books with slow-paced titles, poorly written introductions, and unattractive beginnings are doomed to violent death."

I thought for a moment and asked, "After reading this, do you have any suggestions on the plot or... the characters?"

It feels like the accelerated pace of art and culture seems to have "rolled" out.

Nowadays, everyone has a mobile phone and can access the Internet. There are a lot of novels everywhere and everyone is writing. If the title and beginning of your book are not attractive, people will go read other books. In contrast, in the ancient alien world, there were not many people writing books, and it was good enough if there were some. There was no competition at all, so those authors would write slowly, and when they were finished, they would let those who wanted to read the book come and find it.

There is absolutely no comparison between the two eras.

"I don't know much about novels, and books in other worlds are different from books here, so I can't give you any suggestions on the plot, but..."