I will never give in to Miss Death

Unless the abandoned baby has a name on its neck, the orphanage's naming rule is that the child will be named after whoever is on duty that day.

After the name is determined, let the child press the random number on the calculator and look for the name in the dictionary.

Yin Nuoer’s surname is “yin”, but there are not many people in the welfare home with this surname.

Any child who has lived in an orphanage, even for just one day, will have a record there, and the staff there will also remember it. If someone really went to the orphanage in person to ask, "Do you have anyone named Yin Nuoer here?" and showed my photo or ID information to the people there, I guess the staff there would be confused.

"There are only a few people with the last name Yin here, and all the girls are here, but there is no one named Yin Nuoer."

"How come the police station still has our records? Did they write it wrong?"

"I don't know. Go ask the police station."

In the end, it is likely to cause all kinds of suspicion.

Secondly, not all children in welfare homes can be raised safely from childhood, complete compulsory education and enter society smoothly, especially those with good grades or good looks.

Most of the children sent to welfare homes are born with disabilities or have certain incurable diseases. Their parents have no money to see a doctor and just throw their children into welfare homes. This type of children accounts for the majority, and they rarely survive past adulthood because the welfare homes themselves do not have much money to treat them.

This is also the reason why many people’s avatars in my phone album and contact list are gray.

As for the remaining type - ordinary children, these children are healthy, but their parents have abandoned them for various reasons. If the police station cannot find their biological parents or adoptive parents, they will be sent to an orphanage. They can generally survive to adulthood, but the problem is that the orphanage is not a very wealthy institution. The most important principle here is that no matter what, no matter how attached they are, they must do everything they can to get the couples who come to see the children to adopt the children in the yard.

The laws in our country are very complete now. Couples who are eligible to adopt children are generally those who have excellent conditions themselves, but cannot have children due to physical reasons. So they want to adopt children to provide for themselves in their old age, or "inherit a company" and so on. Therefore, in the eyes of the staff of the welfare home, letting the children go to new families with these couples with good living conditions and live like the apple of their eye is definitely better than eating from a big pot in the yard.

Infertility, couples who own a large company and want a boy with high IQ to inherit their company will look for children who are good at studying, while those who simply want to adopt a child will consider cute girls. When adoptive families who come to the welfare home without any special needs, the first thing they look at is definitely those children who are outgoing, lively, cheerful, sweet and talkative.

With my current appearance, even I doubt whether I can live in an orphanage for more than two years.

You have to know that there are several couples, or "couples" coming to places like welfare homes every month on average. I am already so cute as an adult, and if I were a few years or ten years younger like "Yin Nuoer", wouldn't these people have any thoughts after seeing me?

Anyway, if it were me, when I saw the mini version of "Yin Nuoer" in the welfare home, I would definitely choose this child without thinking, and would bring her home as my daughter no matter what.

So this is also the biggest "BUG" in the ID card that Yin Xiamo made up for me - it is impossible for Yin Nuoer, who is so cute, to successfully finish her studies in the orphanage and graduate into the society. She will definitely be taken away by the couple who come to adopt a child.

However, under normal circumstances, no one would have the patience to check my information at the police station. After finding out that I came from an orphanage, they would go to the Medicinal Plant Garden in Kamihama City to find out. This is the same as the situation in the small apartment before. No housing manager would have the time to check the surveillance to see when "Yin Nuoer" first entered the apartment.

So...in the end I didn't take Yin Xiamo to the welfare home.

I feel like my behavior is actually similar to her “recalling” the hero.

Since I have decided to live as "Nuo'er" in the future, I should just let go of "Yin Shiren" and the like.

But even if I give up my identity as Yin Shiren, I still have to be a tough guy. I can't just let go of the bullying that Yin Xiamo did to me before.

"Hey, what trees? This shabby place is just a primeval forest. There are bugs and mosquitoes. The mosquitoes are all those fancy ones. I'll get mites all over the place after walking around."

After hearing my answer, the lady driver sitting in front of me said in a cool tone: "It's not as good as it was ten years ago. Ten years ago, when the botanical garden and the welfare home were still one, many children came out to play during holidays and it was very happy."

"Ten years ago? A family?"

I sensed something was wrong: "Aren't the welfare home and the botanical garden part of the same company?"

The welfare home has a relatively "unspoken rule", which is that after completing compulsory education and turning 18, no matter whether you choose to go to college or go out to work, it is best not to have any contact with the welfare home.

The same goes for those adopted children. If they are still young and sensible, in order to prevent them from having wild thoughts, being adopted means they will permanently sever ties with the orphanage, and their new parents will choose to keep it a secret forever. If they are sensible and know that they are orphans and are being taken away by someone, they can occasionally visit the orphanage once or twice, but they cannot come here all the time. The director’s advice to them is, “Don’t come back if you can. Once you leave, you are no longer a member of this place. Go and live your new life.”

Under this premise, as an uncle who has been working in society for so many years, I am actually quite vague about the situation in the welfare home in recent years.

"It has been a long time since it was established. It has been separated and is now under the direct jurisdiction of the Rongyao District Government. It has moved further inside and a nursing home has been added."

The driver was a little confused: "From your tone, it seems that you know something about the welfare home?"

"No."

I quickly explained: "I just heard a little bit."

"Nowadays, children can be born easily, pre-marital physical examinations are done very well, and pregnancy examinations are a must in every hospital. There are fewer abandoned babies and fewer children with congenital diseases, so there are fewer children in welfare homes, and relatively more elderly people. Now they can almost be renamed nursing homes."

The driver looked at the dress Yin Xiamo was wearing through the rearview mirror and said, "I really admire your courage. The mosquitoes will be very happy if you go into the forest wearing this."

what……

In this regard, I could only look at Yin Xiamo and smile helplessly.

It seems like drivers, both male and female, are chatty and well-informed...

"Now the Honor Zone is the only place where we ordinary people can enter."

Seeing that we didn't talk to Yin Xiamo, the driver sighed to himself, "There are villas, high-end residential areas, and that... high-end office buildings everywhere. When I received the order just now, I checked the address twice and wondered when the rich people in the Glory District would order taxis. Don't they all have sports cars?"

"It's not that exaggerated. There are still many ordinary people in Rong District."

I squeezed my legs together, stepped aside and took out my phone, intending to check what had happened on the Internet during the time I hadn't noticed.

At this moment, the aftereffects of Yin Xiamo's "wall-bang" were still in my body and I needed something to divert my attention.

"Noel."

At this time, Yin Xiamo came over and turned on her phone screen: "I just took a lot of cute photos."

I felt the hair on my head that had just softened stand up instantly, and a bad premonition emerged from the bottom of my heart: "What... what cute picture?"

"A cute picture of a kitten. Super cute."

Yin Xiamo had a devilish smile on her face and opened her photo album——

As expected, all the pictures in the album were of me getting into the mood on that lawn just now.

The photo shows Yin Nuoer's skirt disheveled, her slender legs helplessly pressed together, and her hands limply lying on the bed sheets.

This is a photo of Yin Nuoer with a slightly red face and eyes closed, as if she is enduring something.

A photo of Yin Nuoer holding her fists slightly to her chest, as if resisting something.

There was even one who had fainted, and then Yin Xiamo came up to me and made a "yeah" sign to the camera for a photo.

"..."

After taking a quick look at the pictures in this phone, I feel that my face, which had just cooled down, is starting to heat up again.

This, this, this...is this really me?

The girls in the photo album on my phone... I have to say they are really tempting, the kind that even I can't help but want to eat them up in one bite.

But...the little Loli in the photo is me.

It's me!

Is there anything more embarrassing than being caught doing something stupid?

At this moment, there is only one emoticon left in my mind: "I'm crying, crying!"

"I really didn't expect Nuoer to be so cute."

I was still in a daze, and Yin Xiamo next to me came over and lowered her voice: "After we get home tonight, let's continue?"

Keep going, you bastard!

The image I had always had was gone...

Thinking back to that crazy sky just now, I wished I could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

How does the saying go...There are only tired oxen, but no plowed fields.

Girls really have a natural advantage over boys in this regard.

Or in other words... a world of difference.

I didn't even remember how many times I fainted just now, but Yin Xiamo seemed to have found my weakness and was in an attacking state the whole time, leaving me completely unable to resist.

"This... Miss Yin Xiamo."

After finally taking some time to calm myself down, I tried to speak calmly to the girl next to me: "I think... life is very long, and we still have a lot of things to do, such as walking along the pedestrian street in the city and trying the food there..."

"Why go to the pedestrian street? The sun in the pedestrian street in the city center is so bright that you can bake eggs there!"

Maybe my voice was a little too loud, the female driver in front of me continued: "Today's average temperature is almost 38 degrees. This crappy city of Kamihama is the closest to the equator. Who knows how hot it will be in June."

I ignored the driver: "Of course, we can also go to the park or amusement park..."

"The park is also very popular now, not to mention the amusement park. The tickets there are extremely expensive. A sausage costs eight yuan."

"Or we can go to the nearby strawberry farm to pick strawberries. Now is the season for strawberries to ripen. The strawberries in the strawberry farm must be big and delicious."

"They don't taste good. Believe me, all the big strawberries in the strawberry garden have been picked and sold to those high-end fruit chain stores. Only the small ones with poor nutrition are left. They are picked and sold at the most expensive price, specifically to deceive girls like you."

The driver in front of us seemed to be arguing with us. I said before I finished speaking, "If I were you, I would rather stay at home, watch TV, play games, or just lie on the bed and enjoy the air conditioning. Girls go out on sunny days and get tanned easily. You two are wearing couple outfits, right? I've also picked up girls who are similar to you before, and they just went straight to the hotel to get a room."

Oh my old driver, I beg you, please stop talking.

Your language skills stink just like Uncle Tom's shoes next door, I swear.

Before, I did think that it would be more comfortable to stay at home on weekends. After all, as a stay-at-home, I would definitely stay at home if possible. But now I have changed my mind - Yin Xiamo can hit me outside, and I would be dehydrated to death if I stayed at home all day.

"I...we have decided to go to the amusement park later."

Although I cursed the driver countless times in my heart, I still put on a very polite appearance: "I called a taxi just to go to the amusement park in the city center as soon as possible."

"I know there's a big playground there. It's very popular on the Internet recently. I'm just giving you a suggestion."

The driver in front seemed to hesitate for a moment. "Why do you two look so familiar to me? Is that the coffee shop in Minami-nagi district? There's a new coffee shop opened there recently, and the maids there look just like you two, like dolls."

"No... Sister, you got the wrong person. We are just ordinary people."

"..."

Finally calming down, I opened Tongmeng.com on my phone, used my data to load the list of accounts I followed, then found the official account of the coffee shop operated by Ouyang Xue, and entered the live broadcast room.

As before, there are several cameras in the live broadcast room. You can click on any one of them to watch the situation in the coffee shop in real time. Moreover, all cameras support the "reward control" system and can be controlled at any time.

Even though the peak period for opening new stores has passed, the coffee shop is still bustling with people at noon, including those eating, petting cats, playing games, and watching videos online. Various reward comments and advertisements will pop up on the main screen from time to time.

[Why did the cafe change two maids today? It turned from a lolita cafe into a queen cafe]

[These two maids don’t seem as pretty as Nuo’er and Xia Mo]

[The previous comments are just a joke. Nuoer and Xia Mo are the most beautiful humans I have ever seen in my life. Or rather, they don’t look like humans at all. Their facial features and figures are simply impeccable.]

[But the new maid Jia Jia has breasts]

[Nuo'er is a lolita, what kind of breasts do you want? 】

"..."

Switching the main perspective to the first floor of the coffee shop, I saw that the comments here were actually discussing the issue of "big breasts, small breasts".

[This maid's breasts are at least E]

[Can someone give me some tips on the camera? Stop focusing on these two lovers. I don’t like dog food! ]

[Actually, Xia Mo also has breasts, but you just didn’t notice them. Don’t always think she’s a lolita.]

[I never thought that Xia Mo was a lolita, but Nuoer was. Xia Mo and Elodie were girls, and Jia Jia was a big sister, and the store manager was a queen. All the elements were complete.]

[No transvestite? ]

[The transvestite is evil. Of course, if your appearance can meet the standards of this cafe, you can give it a try. I think it’s for fun.]

It can be seen from the surveillance video that Lan Jiajia's style as a maid waitress is more like a "gentle big sister".

She seems to really like this job. Every time a customer asks a question, she listens patiently, smiles the whole time, and then writes down what she hears.

In comparison, my impression of Elodie doesn't seem to be like this. She is closer to the "ice girl" and the "sleep girl", the kind of... "Hurry up and finish your talk because I'm going to bed" feeling. But with her outstanding appearance and lazy tone, Elodie has quite a lot of fans on the Internet.

More than once, I have seen comments in the live broadcast room asking Elodi Lan Jiajia to open an official account so that they can provide support.

It seems like these people are training us maids as idols...

Combined with the current environment in Minaminagi Ward, the fact that the Kamihama City government is planning to build a cross-sea bridge and carry out land reclamation projects, as well as the fact that someone is secretly obstructing this project, I feel like the coffee shop has some kind of "idol academy" feel to it.

Shocked! Kamihama City is facing internal and external troubles, Minami Nagi District is facing dissolution, and the idol girl decides to debut to save Kamihama City's finances, establish a school idol, and solve the crisis of Minami Nagi District!

And then, will there be a foreign beauty like "Xiongxiong" who hears about our deeds and rushes over to us and shouts in Latin, "Isn't that so cute? Let's be maids together, okay? Let's be cafe idols together!"

Speaking of which, it seems like there hasn’t been any news about Xiongxiong for several days.

After closing Tongmeng.com, I opened my QQ group and took a quick look at the group messages.

I scrolled through the group and found that although the number of people in the group has almost doubled, most of the people in the group are Bingling Duck and others chatting about games, or forwarding some stupid information, as if this is just an ordinary game exchange group rather than a book club.

"Noer, I want to take a break."

At this time, Yin Xiamo next to him slowly came over and asked: "Can I borrow your thigh?"

"tired?"

I was a little surprised. Thinking about her behavior towards those "young dandies" just now, and thinking that using magic might lead to fatigue, I, who knew nothing about magic, sat up straight, put my feet together, and patted my thighs: "Well, I can only sleep for a while."