I will never give in to Miss Death

After glancing at the TV above my head, I took out my phone as usual, ready to read the messages and comments under my novel.

Zhou Xiaofei, who was sitting next to him, suddenly said something shocking: "Denghua, does our relationship count as 'lesbian'?"

I almost fell off the chair and turned around: "Who taught you this?"

"The novel that Sister Denghua gave me is a yuri novel."

Zhou Xiaofei stared at him with her big innocent eyes, as if it was a matter of course: "I saw it said that girls should be with girls, and that being intimate with girls in school can increase the 'Lily Energy'."

I gave Li Denghua a look that said, "Are you leading the kids astray?"

"Don't look at me, it's a novel written by that literary girl."

Li Denghua had an expression that said "I don't think I'm wrong": "I let it slip the day before yesterday that you were writing a novel, and she kept asking me the name of the novel. I didn't know, so I recommended the book written by that literary girl."

A book written by a literary girl?

"Who?"

I became even more curious: "How do you know I write novels?"

"That literary girl said that. Don't you two know each other?"

Li Denghua was also confused: "What's the name... Lu Xinmeng, aren't you good friends?"

Oh, Lu Xinmeng...

"Lu Xinmeng is writing a book?"

"Yes, she claimed to be your reader. After reading your book, she wanted to try writing her own. I was embarrassed to ask what the title of your book was, so I asked hers."

At this point, Li Denghua paused and said, "But I didn't expect that she wrote a lesbian novel."

Does this mean that Lu Xinmeng’s new book is about lesbian?

I was a little nervous. I looked through the contact list on my phone, found Lu Xinjian's phone number, and pressed the dial button.

"Wait for me for a moment. I'll make a phone call."

Because it was a bit noisy in the elementary school cafeteria, I walked out and stood in the open space outside the cafeteria.

"Noel?"

The call was connected after a while, and Lu Xinjian's voice came: "What's wrong?"

"Is your daughter resting now?"

I covered the recording hole with one hand: "I want to tell her something."

Although yuri is wonderful, it is wrong to preach to children.

The most important thing is that I have always been an ordinary and mediocre writer with a male protagonist. Even my new book follows the ordinary and orthodox style of writing with a passionate male protagonist. Since Lu Xinmeng is my reader, why did she suddenly think of writing a yuri novel?

"Not yet. At this time, we are usually still waiting for the lunch assigned by the hospital, and then let the child's mother feed the child. But Xinmeng is in good health now and can eat by herself..."

Lu Xinjian asked curiously, "You're looking for Xinmeng, right? Then I'll give her the phone."

"it is good."

Amid the sound of hurried footsteps, Lu Xinmeng's soft voice came from the other end of the phone: "Sister Nuoer."

"How is your health?"

I asked in a comforting tone, "Does your chest hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt. My brother's heart has been beating very regularly. Even the doctor said he has never seen such a bizarre case. It feels like this heart has been growing in my chest since I was a child. We were originally scheduled to be discharged from the hospital in a month, but my father said we will be able to go through the discharge procedures by the end of May."

As if to prove that she was not lying, the little girl even held the phone to her chest. I could vaguely hear the "thumping" sound of her heart.

"See? I've been sleeping so well at night these past few days, and I can even go to the bathroom on my own."

Lu Xinmeng's tone was very happy: "Sister Nuo'er, what's going on today?"

"Ah...um..."

I hesitated: "Have you been writing novels online recently?"

"Yeah, my sister actually found out?"

"I heard it from Denghua."

I thought about it: "How many words have I written?"

"More than 100,000 words?"

"More than a hundred thousand?!"

"No, more than 90 words were written in the past, but I kept them in my phone and never posted them. After meeting my sister a few days ago, I returned to the hospital and registered an account on Miguabao, and then posted the novel."

"Ninety thousand in one go?"

"No, they give out about 20,000 or 30,000 yuan a day. They say they can't give out too much during the period of a new book."

My little girl... You can't post too much during the new book period, which means no more than 6,000 words a day. You... this is not a question of posting too much. Do you want to skip the new book period directly?

But when I thought about the fact that a junior high school student in his teens probably wasn’t going to write a book for the purpose of putting it on the shelves, I didn’t worry about the word count.

"I heard that the subject of your book is yuri?"

I organized my words a little: "Why do you suddenly want to write this type of novel?"

"I didn't write yuri novels before. I used to write stories with male protagonists like my brother did. But after I won my brother's heart, I don't know why, but I always felt an urge to try this theme. Then I spent several days revising it and changed the protagonist to a girl."

Lu Xinmeng's tone was very natural, and she didn't seem to be lying: "Then I found that I was really suitable for writing yuri novels. I was very happy writing them."

Well……

Whatever you said makes me want to try it.

"Then you recommended your book to Denghua?"

"She asked it herself."

"..."

Okay, I think I know what's going on.

Finally, I chatted with Lu Xinmeng about some family matters and asked her about her life and physical condition. Only after I was sure that there was nothing wrong with this girl did I return to the cafeteria.

At this time, Principal He Yuanyi had just come back from helping us get our meals. He held two bowls in one hand and forcibly brought four bowls over and placed them on the desk of Li Denghua and Zhou Xiaofei.

"Come on, kids, these are all the specialties of the canteen chef here."

Pointing to the table, the principal sat down and said, "Am I right? The food here is definitely better than outside!"

Let me see... a chicken drumstick, two slices of pork with preserved vegetables, a portion of water spinach or Chinese cabbage, bean sprouts or tofu, and a bowl of miso soup with plump soybeans in it...

"How much does a lunch like this cost here?"

Having said that, I sat down in my original seat.

Principal He said shockingly: "Nine dollars and eighty cents."

"What?"

"I say, the rice here... Braised pork is counted as one meat dish, water spinach and tofu are both counted as vegetarian dishes, one meat dish is three yuan, one vegetarian dish is one yuan, here one meat dish and two vegetarian dishes is five yuan, chicken legs are four yuan, nine yuan in total, plus two ounces of rice is eighty cents, and the soup is free."

The principal pointed at the food in my bowl and analyzed it: "How is it? It's cheaper than outside, right?"

Now that you mention it...it is true.

This can no longer be said to be cheaper than outside, this is the "cost price", right?

In this day and age, even in the Minaminagi district of Kamihama City, which is far away from the city center, a meat dish and two vegetable dishes in an ordinary fast food restaurant start at ten yuan, but you get a big chicken drumstick and free soup.

Looking at the quality of this soup, it does not seem to be the kind that is just casually made by adding some MSG and a few vegetables. As we all know, soybeans are much more expensive than ordinary vegetables, and they are especially helpful for children's brain development.

I can only say that this school is really thoughtful.

"..."

After a simple lunch, Zhou Xiaofei took Li Denghua's hand and dragged this proud little loli towards the student dormitory building next door, despite Li Denghua's disdainful gaze. I took a brief tour of the school with Principal He and returned to the school gate before the lunch bell rang.

"You can come here to play anytime you want in the future."

At the school gate, the principal deliberately said in front of the security guard: "To be honest, I was actually... actually a fan of your store manager. At that time, I bought a laptop on her recommendation and have been using it until now. It's a pity that she stopped being a virtual anchor not long after that."

The principal's words reminded me of the old laptop I saw in the office last night: "How do you know that's our store manager?"

"Her voice, I remember it, although it has changed to a different tone, but our old fans know it."

The principal smiled bitterly: "Forget it, let's not talk about the past. Seeing that she is living a good life now and has so many beautiful employees to help her, I feel relieved... Do you want me to take you back?"

"no need."

I shook my head. “I’m going to stop by the market to buy some vegetables later.”

"Wow, little cook!"

The principal gave me a thumbs up and said, "That little maid Xia Mo is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you!"

Come on, I'll be thankful if she can come back on time tonight.

After saying goodbye to the principal of Xingguang Primary School, I came to the small free market outside the vegetable garden under the scorching sun.

"Hey, little sister is here to buy groceries again?"

"What do you want today? Anything with seaweed?"

"These shrimps just arrived, they're fresh, and only 28!"

The old men, women, uncles and aunts here were already familiar with me, and they greeted me warmly the moment they saw me appear.

"Um……"

I walked towards the stalls that were familiar to me.

"How much is this chicken? Black chicken? Black chicken is fine, eh? Does it come with goji berries?"

"Uncle, how much is a pound of spare ribs?"

"Grandma, please give me two pounds of shrimp."

Remembering that Yin Xiamo specifically asked me to drink chicken soup and sweet and sour pork ribs in the morning, I could say that I used all my skills this time.

I bought some small black chickens specifically for making soup, and asked the stall owner to give me some wolfberries. I then went to the dry goods market next door to buy some red dates and small ginseng, planning to make black chicken and red date soup.

In order to match the color of the sweet and sour spare ribs, I went a long way to the small supermarket next door and bought a bag of white sesame seeds.

As for the live shrimps, just remove the heads and threads and boil them. The main thing to pay attention to in this dish is the dipping sauce, that is, the choice of soy sauce.

I have made a similar dipping sauce before. I mixed peanut oil and soy sauce in a certain proportion, fried them, and then added some chopped green onions for color and flavor. If you like, you can also add coriander.

"..."

At around two o'clock in the afternoon, I returned to the rental house carrying a lot of bags.

Soak the chopped black-meat chicken in warm salt water, do the same with the ribs, put the live shrimps in a small bucket in the kitchen, add water, and cover it with a lid to prevent them from jumping out. After finishing all this, I washed the remaining mung beans at home and soaked them in water, took out the kelp shreds from the refrigerator, cut them into pieces and soaked them in water, soaked a small amount of orange peel in water, and then cut the old brown sugar into pieces for later use.

In this way, I can cook lots of dishes in the evening.

Sweet and sour spare ribs and chicken soup are Xiaomo's favorites. Although she didn't say it explicitly, she mentioned during the barbecue in the park that the demons love to eat fish, so I spent a lot of money to buy two pounds of shrimps and then fried a few side dishes. By that time, the mung bean and kelp would have been cooked, so I put them in the refrigerator. By the time we finish eating, the mung bean and kelp will have been very cold and delicious, and can be used as a dessert after dinner or a midnight snack.

Well, that’s why Xiaomo… Bah, bah, bah, you unscrupulous god of death, you can’t trap me!

Even if my body becomes smaller and my gender changes, I can still be self-reliant and even live a better life!

After working in the kitchen and getting sweaty, I returned to my room, took off my top and skirt, and lay down on the bed wearing only my underwear.

You can take a nap for half an hour during this time.

Get up half an hour later and cook mung bean porridge first, then write for an hour or two to save one or two chapters, and then you can start making dinner.

I hope Xiaomo won't be late tonight...

"..."

……

I slept very soundly during this nap.

I didn't have any strange dreams, nor was I woken up in the middle of the night. After I lay down and hugged the little succubus pillow on the bed, I soon felt sleepy. When I opened my eyes again, it was already afternoon.

"Mmmmm..."

Stretching out in bed, I glanced at the time on my phone and put on my clothes.

"start!"