I will never give in to Miss Death

[The upper bust is 64, the lower bust is 56, I knew it was like this, how could it be 70. 】

[Her upper bust is about 78, and the number obtained by subtracting the upper and lower bust is close to a B cup. The number obtained by subtracting the upper and lower bust is only 8, which is less than an A cup and falls within the AA standard.]

Hmm...my upper bust is only 64?

Lowering my head, I looked at the two little rabbits that were slightly bulging in my pajamas skirt.

Even through the thin nightgown, it is difficult to see the curvature there, but the shape is quite cute.

By the way, the upper bust is 64, the lower bust is 56, the difference is 8, and the standard for a cup A is that the difference between the two is 10...

Doesn't that mean that if I just make them two centimeters bigger, I can reach cup A?

No... ahem, that's not right. Why should a macho old man like me care about this?

What does it matter to me if your breasts are big or small?

No.

If your breasts are too big, it will only hinder your exercise. If they are smaller... it won't do any harm.

Smaller breasts make it easier to move around.

The breasts are too big... just like those super big rabbits, or Lan Jiajia, when typing, you will accidentally press on the keyboard, and the probability of making typos will increase exponentially. Wouldn't that cause trouble for yourself?

Yes, that’s right. Big breasts will press down on the keyboard, causing spelling errors and incorrect sentences, which is particularly unfriendly to authors like me.

Yes, that's it, so don't think about it.

Although I kept forcing myself not to think about these messy things, I still couldn't help calculating the "error" here.

When Lan Jiajia was measuring my blood, I seemed to be holding my breath. Would that cause the measurement result to be biased higher?

If the difference between your upper bust and lower bust is only 8 cm, would it be better to work a little harder and reach 10 cm to get an "A cup"?

Anyway, an A cup won’t press on the keyboard, and it won’t shake when you run, so it won’t have much impact on your daily life, right?

Besides...after all, I am a girl now. If my breasts could be a little bigger, would it look better when I wear women's clothes?

It doesn't need to be too big, just a slight curve will do...

No, no, I am just overthinking something.

In the chaos, I picked up the juicer and poured some soy milk into my cup.

Well...soy milk, soybeans, soybeans are rich in phytoestrogens. Although they are not the same as animal estrogens, they are also...well, if I drink more, can it make my breasts bigger?

Yin Nuoer, why are you always thinking about how to make your breasts bigger? Are you possessed?

But I really think that if a girl wears a little girl's skirt, it will look better if she has a little bit of breasts...

"Ding dong!"

I was still hesitating about how much soy milk to pour for myself when the door opened and Yin Xiamo, holding a box, rushed in. "Hello! Xiao Nuoer, are you up?"

"Ah, uh... yes, yes..."

I was so frightened that I trembled all over. I almost dropped the juicer in my hand and it fell on the table with a thud. "So fast?"

"It's just the small shop downstairs, how far can it be?"

After entering the room, Yin Xiamo quickly changed into slippers and walked to my side: "What were you doing just now? Why do you look so mysterious?"

"No...nothing."

I quickly held the juicer in place: "You scared me when I was pouring the soy milk."

"Hey, hey, usually kittens get scared only when they've done something wrong, right?"

Yin Xiamo said, "I know everything," and put two small boxes and a large bag on the table: "Guess what I bought?"

I thought about it: "Clothes?"

"Wow! As expected of Nuoer, you're so smart!"

Yin Xiamo took the big bag and said, "It's clothes. I bought them for Nuo'er. They're high-end and close-fitting. They're said to be the flagship product of that store, underwear for children!"

As she spoke, the girl quickly opened the package and took out two large bags: "There are blue and pink ones!"

underwear?!

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I already have two sets?"

"Two sets are too tight. What if you need to change clothes one day but the washed clothes are not dry yet, won't you have to go out naked?"

Yin Xiamo unzipped the bag and said, "Besides, this is a store that specializes in underwear. The underwear you bought before, Nuo'er, was not of very good quality, and it was a small vest style. This store is more suitable for you, and it can also help maintain your breast shape."

"Breast shape..."

The corners of my mouth twitched: "Does this dress have any effect on my body?"

"no effect."

Yin Xiamo answered quickly: "No matter how Nuo'er grows, her body will be perfect."

“Then why did you buy this…”

"Because it looks good."

Yin Xiamo said seriously: "Nuo'er wants to be with me every day, and we have to stick together at night. What I buy for Nuo'er is what I buy for myself."

"Why do you make me sound like your personal property..."

"Originally, Nuoer is my little pet!"

"you……"

At this time, I noticed the style of the clothes inside Yin Xiamo's package: "Isn't this a little too cute?"

Just as Yin Xiamo said, this set of clothes is different from the "children's underwear" I bought before. The children's underwear I bought is a small vest style, which is a bra that covers most of the chest, and the bottom is the kind of very loose shorts that are close to boxer shorts. The underwear that Yin Xiamo bought is real "girls' underwear."

The upper body is the kind of bra that requires both hands to fasten the straps behind the back. The design is very cute, and the underwear has become women's briefs, the kind with a small bow. My first impression of it is... why does it feel like the panties of some magical girl.

"Anyway, these are bought for Nuoer. I've already opened them and can't return them."

As I watched, Yin Xiamo unpacked four sets of underwear of the same style and placed them on the table: "I'll wash them later so that Nuoer can wear them to sleep with me at night."

"Well……"

Thinking about it, since underwear is worn under clothes and nobody sees it, and I can feel that I have to change my underwear more often as the temperature rises, I have to accept Yin Xiamo's suggestion. "Thank you for helping me buy clothes. What about the other two?"

I took one of the square boxes that was only half the size of a mobile phone and placed it on the table: "What is this?"

Then I saw the logistics information on the express box——

[Cat bell positioning and retrieval GPS global positioning to find cats super long standby cute tool]

"A cat is missing from the cafe?"

After seeing the logistics information, I asked the girl next to me in confusion: "Which cat are you going to buy this for?"

Yin Xiamo blurted out: "For you."

"Give me?"

I was puzzled and asked, "Isn't this for cats? It can locate and retrieve the cat bell. I won't lose it."

"Positioning is secondary. The main thing is to look good and be cute."

Yin Xiamo said seriously, "When I went out with Nuo'er these few days, every time I saw Nuo'er's white and tender neck, I felt like something was missing. A few days ago, I was browsing the online store and accidentally saw this and it suddenly dawned on me, oh, it turns out that I was missing a cute artifact like this!"

"..."

My face was filled with black lines, and I subconsciously pushed the box to the edge of the table.

With a "click", the box fell to the ground.

“Don’t be like this!”

Yin Xiamo picked up the box again: "This is more than 7 yuan. It can be used for days on a single charge. If it is turned off, it can be used for more than three months!"

I pushed the box down again.

"Nuo'er is really a kitten. Only kittens like to knock things off the table one by one."

Yin Xiamo continued to laugh as she picked up the box: "Nuo'er, listen to me. It's dangerous for a girl like you to go out, right? Wear this in the future. If you encounter bad guys or your phone is stolen, just turn on the switch on this bell and I will definitely rush to you as soon as possible!"

I pushed the box down again.

"What do you want me to do to agree to this? I've already bought it."

Yin Xiamo picked up the box again, looking aggrieved: "I really think you will look cute wearing it, Nuoer."

I put on an expression that said "I will never agree to this" and said, "Please allow me to refuse."

"It's not very obvious. You won't notice it if you don't pay attention."

"No."

"You don't have to wear it every day. You can take it off when you go to bed at night."

"Dah ah."

"Well……"

Yin Xiamo was silent.

"That……"

Then, she took out her phone and made an offer that I couldn't refuse: "If you agree to wear this, I will allow you to operate my phone storage, including all the strange videos and files I've recorded before, for ten minutes. How about that?"

I was silent too.

"make a deal."

"..."

No. 184 The magic cat wears a magic bell

I originally thought that Yin Xiamo, a girl's phone, especially since I bought it for her not long ago, shouldn't have too many things stored in it.

At most, you can install a few chat software, a few apps that girls like such as Meitu beauty and makeup, or small programs for cooking.

However, when I took her phone, clicked on the "File" function, and roughly searched through the two folders of "Video" and "Picture", I found out... the things stored in this girl's phone are almost as many as mine before.

When I was still an uncle, I bought a second-hand mobile phone with a limited storage space, so I tried to save on memory wherever possible. If QQ and WeChat were too big, I would uninstall and reinstall them. I didn’t install many software if I could, and I didn’t play many mobile games. The saved space on my phone was basically used to store my “wife”.

At that time, basically all the "beautiful girl pictures" I could access were of "my wife", such as Alicia in the mobile game, or Lei Yingying, Nashida, Exia, Amiya, Yao... There were even more in anime, such as the Four Series, Tokisaki Kurumi, Rem, Emilia, Chizuki...

Nowadays, society basically emphasizes "trends". Whatever anime or mobile game is popular, there will be a lot of related fan creations. I can often be a "cloud player" or "cloud viewer" on some video websites or QQ groups. I can often see pictures of beautiful girls in some website columns, or exquisite and cute pictures sent by friends in QQ groups. I will right-click and save them as soon as possible.

I haven't watched "Date A Live", but that doesn't stop me from collecting a lot of pictures of Shiseino Nanashi Yui Miku from various places. I haven't played Honor of Kings, but that doesn't stop me from saving the "pornographic pictures" sent by group friends. I don't watch virtual anchors, but I can always save a lot of fan art of anchors like "Kigimiya Nini" and "Theresa".

Over time, the mobile phone storage will be filled up by these "wives".

Mobile phone programs can be deleted, chat records, small videos received in chats can be deleted, and all kinds of downloaded things can be deleted, but if you ask me to delete these beautiful pictures that I have saved, I will probably hesitate for a long time.

Now with the rapid development of cultural industry, the profession of painter has quickly entered people's field of vision. Some painters strive for perfection and feel embarrassed to post a picture that is not tens of megabytes. They receive dozens of pictures a day, and their mobile phone storage is full in half a year.

But these are the pictures I have been saving every day for several years. You have to know that Yin Xiamo only bought this phone less than a month ago, and she doesn’t have her own QQ number or the habit of joining some large groups to receive various chat pictures and videos. This is...

I stared at the display on the phone storage in front of me: [700GB available, a total of 931GB] and [Picture files take up 98GB of space], as well as [Recorded video files take up 39GB], and my scalp tingled.

It's only been less than a month! She's already used so much?!

Yin Xiamo's phone... is the same model as the one I have. Except for the color, the configuration is exactly the same. Although this is not a professional camera phone, because of the large screen resolution, a photo is still quite large. Considering that both of us are new to mobile phones and this phone may be used for a long time in the future and we won't clean up the garbage, I chose a model with larger storage capacity. When purchasing, I only looked at the internal storage and finally chose this phone with 1TB capacity.

Because the machine algorithms are different, although this phone is marked as 1TB, the total size finally calculated by the phone storage machine is 931GB. Yin Xiamo reduced it to only 700GB in less than a month. What does this mean?

Is it true that there is anyone who can use hundreds of GB of memory space in a month without playing mobile games or downloading various large apps?

With doubt in my heart, I opened her mobile phone album.

Photos, photos, and more photos…

Photos of Yin Nuoer getting up in the morning and changing clothes in the bathroom, photos of Yin Nuoer coming out of the bathroom after taking a shower at night, photos of Yin Nuoer curled up in bed without any protection after falling asleep...

In addition, there are photos of Noel feeding and combing cats in a cafe, photos of Noel smiling innocently and inviting customers to sit down, and photos of Noel stretching on top of Minami Nagi Tower facing the sea...

Why are all these photos of me?

After roughly looking through these thousands of photos and checking the shooting angles of these photos, I said to the girl next to me with a bit of a smile: "When did you take these photos..."

"I saw the lovely Nuo'er and took the photo just because I remembered it."