I will never give in to Miss Death

"How can I sleep in your arms..."

Muttering something quietly, I turned around and jumped onto Yin Xiamo's hand skillfully.

The girl in front of me caught me very skillfully.

"Noer is still like a kitten, weightless."

After hugging me like a princess, Yin Xiamo said in a teasing tone: "Maybe if I carry a kitten, it will be more noisy than you."

"You mean I have to struggle like a cat?"

I felt like a well had appeared on my forehead: “Who set my weight to be so light?”

A health certificate is required to work in catering services. Ouyang Xue mentioned this to us before. I was still thinking about how I could hide this from the doctors in the hospital with my current health condition. But Yin Xiamo went the extra mile and got the health certificate just like she did for her ID card.

According to Yin Xiamo...if Nuoer went to the hospital in her current condition, the doctors there would be scared to death.

Not to mention malnutrition, his blood routine is probably not right, and the functions of his various organs are far beyond the standards. He might be taken away as some kind of medical model.

My underweight is mainly reflected in the genes of the elves and cat girls. Most of the elves were born from the Elf Tree and need to live in the forest all year round. Many elves also like to build houses on trees, so their bones and muscles are much lighter than ordinary people. But this does not mean that the elves' bodies are more fragile than ordinary people. Even without the protection of magic, the bones of the elves are said to be tougher than those of people on Earth.

But the doctors in the hospital don’t think so. If they really draw blood for a routine blood test or take an X-ray to check my bones, the fact that I am “not human” will probably be exposed.

"Kittens are cute only when they are light. Anyone can pick them up, and then watch Nuoer struggling to get down with his puffy cheeks. It's so cute."

After picking me up, Yin Xiamo squatted down and asked, "Are you ready?"

I closed my eyes: "Yeah."

"call--"

Then, I felt a strong sea breeze blowing on my face.

Wow... this speed?

After a few seconds, I couldn't help but open my eyes and saw Xiaomo from the demon clan.

She was just like Yin Xiamo who was at sea when the typhoon hit the phone before. She had long black hair, eyes that shone with a faint demonic light, and pointed ears like the elves. However, compared to the elves' pointed ears, Yin Xiamo's ears were tilted downwards.

"Can't sleep?"

Perhaps noticing my movement, Yin Xiamo lowered her head and asked, "It will take more than ten minutes?"

I have to say that Yin Xiamo now has a kind of evil "demon quality" in her voice and emotions when she speaks. If the Yin Xiamo who used to date me was like a sexy and mischievous big sister next door, then the current Xiaomo is a real... demon girl.

"you……"

I braved the strong wind and looked down carefully.

Because of the terrifying speed, Yin Xiamo and I left a long white trail on the sea, just like the destroyers and battleships we had seen in those naval battle scenes, traveling at full speed and dragging a long tail.

"Won't this be captured by satellites or something?"

Because the speed of advancement was so terrifying, I had to raise my head and turn behind me.

I could see that the coastline behind Yin Xiamo and I was receding, and even Minami Nagi Tower was just a tiny dot left.

"You overestimate the technology on Earth. If their satellites could monitor the entire country, the crime rate here would be reduced by at least 90%."

Yin Xiamo, who was holding me, said calmly, "Many things here... technology, medicine, biology, etc. are still in their infancy. At most, computer technology is slightly ahead and can produce computer chips of a few nanometers. It has to be said that the human technology tree is a bit biased."

"Well……"

When I heard Yin Xiamo say this, I fell silent.

She has always given me this feeling, strong and confident. As long as Xiaomo is around, I have a very strong sense of security.

Because apart from some trivial things in daily life, Yin Xiamo really never lied to me.

She said Ouyang Xue was fine, and she said the typhoon could be photographed away, and the next second the typhoon was photographed away.

Although I was really curious whether we would be photographed by surveillance satellites while "flying" so openly over the sea, since Yin Xiamo had already said that it would not happen, even if I had doubts deep in my heart, I believed her unconditionally at this moment.

"You were like this before..."

I looked at the girl above me, and then at the island whose outline was already vaguely visible in front of me: "Is this also how we look for typhoons?"

Although her hair had grown longer, her eyes had become more evil, and she had pointy ears, Yin Xiamo's appearance was still the same as usual. At most... it made me feel like I was living in a different world.

Of course, no one would feel out of place if they were held like this and flying fast across the sea and saw a little devil.

"How is that possible? The distance between the typhoon and the Minami Nagi District is much farther than from here to the island. If we fly at that speed, your clothes will probably be blown away in less than a second, little pet."

Hearing what I said, the girl holding me showed a funny expression: "Or does the little kitten want to experience the feeling of being naked and close to nature?"

"no!"

I quickly closed my eyes and hugged Yin Xiamo tightly with both hands: "Then I'll sleep for a while, you...you fly more steadily."

"Well... this is what a cute little kitty looks like."

"Again, I! Am! Not! A! Kitty!"

"Okay, okay, Nuo'er is not a kitten, she is my princess..."

Yin Xiamo's muttering voice came from above my head: "I really hope that the little centaur girl you rode into battle and the dragon princess who lost the duel and became your mount can see you acting like a spoiled child in front of me right now..."

"What did you say?"

"Nothing, I said Nuo'er is a tough guy, even dragons surrender to you."

"..."

Although her personality is a bit bad on weekdays, Yin Xiamo is a pure girl and she smells pretty good.

At least in her arms, even though I was staring at the howling wind and the waves below me, I still felt safe.

In addition, this body itself is the type that can fall asleep quickly if you lie down and calm down. After a while, I felt sleepy and fell asleep while holding Yin Xiamo on the sea.

In a daze, I dreamed that I seemed to have come to a piece of sand covered with corpses of soldiers and broken swords and crossbows.

[My dear brave man, our tribe has a rule that any human who wants to lead us into battle must pass the tribe’s tests.]

[This is my daughter. Although she is well-behaved and polite, she is more brutal than the legendary golden dragon on the battlefield. If you can last thirty rounds under her hands, I, as the chief of this Centaur tribe, will recognize your strength.]

[Brave...brave man, this...this is Dolly, Dolly Stellar, please...please give me your guidance.]

[My dear hero, I'm sorry. Dolly is going to start the final test on you... on you...]

[Miracle! The King's Army!]

[Soldiers, be angry! This is our honor! Bet on the dignity of the Centaur tribe and flatten everything! ]

【…】

[Oh? Am I dazzled? A human hero? With a little devil by your side? You come to negotiate with a dragon like me? Did the tentacles of the Nile Riverbed drill into your brains, causing your pituitary glands to atrophy?]

[Let me ask you, brave man. The demon king you want to defeat is from the demon clan, and the one following you is also from the demon clan. If she chooses to obey the devil's nature, what will you do? Kill her?]

[It's a perfect answer. You seem to be different from previous heroes. I recognize your intelligence, but... Hero, do you really have the ability to make me surrender? I think your magic power is not as good as the devil doll next to you? ]

[I'll say it again, don't call me princess! Call me prince! I'm the man who will inherit the dragon throne in the future! ]

[Damn it! If you call me like that again, I will curse you! I curse you to be a little girl in your next life! Yes! Become a little girl, and then be ravaged by the little devil next to you, and finally become a female! ]

[Please let me curse the brave man in front of me in the name of the dragon clan! ]

[Sorry, due to some rules of the dragon clan, it is not in accordance with the rules for a mother dragon to inherit the throne of the Dragon King, so the little princess has always been dissatisfied with her gender. In addition, the little princess is currently in her second year of middle school... Please forgive me.]

【…】

[Ahem... As expected of a brave man, you are quite capable and manly, but it's not over yet! Don't think it's over! ]

[I will never surrender to a mere human. Take it! Dragon's Fury!]

【…】

[Okay, okay... you win this time, so let me take a break anyway.]

「Ah… If I were a male dragon… How could I possibly lose to someone like this… Wow, I’m so unhappy.」

[Hey, little devil over there, do you have any way to turn this hero into a girl? ]

[No, no, no, this is not a curse or a joke, it's just my bad taste. I really want to see the strong fall in this way, especially those who are stronger than me! ]

【…】

……

I was confused and didn't know how much time had passed, but I felt that the sea breeze around me seemed to have slowed down a lot.

When I opened my eyes, I saw that the island in front of me was very close, about five or six hundred meters away.

"Ugh..."

I stretched slowly in Yin Xiamo's arms and asked curiously, "How long have I slept?"

"It'll only take about ten minutes."

Yin Xiamo looked at me lovingly and said, "How is it? Cat girls have good genes, right? Cats are creatures that can fall asleep and wake up at any time anywhere. Compared to humans who are prone to insomnia, this gene is very useful in today's society."

"Indeed, but why don't you remove the catnip sensitivity gene."

I yawned again: "Why do I feel like I just had another very long dream."

"Kittens can dream at any time, whether they sleep for ten minutes or half an hour. The time in dreams is different from reality. As long as the cerebral cortex is active enough, you can feel that a hundred years have passed after sleeping for ten minutes."

As she spoke, Yin Xiamo had already brought me to the beach on the shore of this small island and fell from mid-air.

"This is the tenth district that Kamihama City plans to build in the next ten years. It's still very desolate now."

Yin Xiamo pointed at the many construction materials that had been moved to the shore and said, "This island is the farthest from the Nannai District. It will probably be the last island they build."

After saying that, Yin Xiamo landed next to the building materials and stepped on the soft beach sand: "Actually, I plan to talk to those people in Shenbin City to see if I can buy this island."

"what?"

I was a little dumbfounded: "Why did you buy this island?"

Putting aside whether we have the financial resources or not, before the cross-sea bridge in Kamihama City was built, this place was basically "isolated from the world" from the urban area. Not only was there no electricity or water, there was no mobile phone signal. You can't buy an isolated island and grow radishes here, right?

"I just want to buy this place first as a cozy home for Nuoer and me."

Yin Xiamo walked to a pile of steel and kicked a piece of steel into the air easily. She caught it and waved it a few times: "We can build this island ourselves, or build a house on it, or just use it as a passage to another world and build a portal or something."

"Can you even build a portal?"

I was even more confused: "Who are you going to pick up?"

"Ah... the closest friends of the hero in the past, such as your former mount, or the dragon that is worrying about gender, or the elves in the Elf Forest, but they may not be able to adapt to life on Earth. Or maybe just bring back a few cat girls? Let them teach Noel how to be a kitten."

The corners of my mouth twitched: "Are you serious?"

"I'm just kidding. The workload of the portal is huge. If we really want to build it, we may need the real body to come here. What I'm thinking now is to buy a place specifically for Nuoer and me to use as a small paradise, just for the two of us."

Yin Xiamo threw the huge steel bar in her hand, which looked like it weighed nearly a ton, back to the ground with a clang. She removed her "demon" appearance, and her ears turned back to human appearance. "Usually when I do some embarrassing things with Nuo'er outside, we have to detect how many humans are around and whether there are any cameras. It's quite troublesome. Why don't we just buy a piece of land, a little further away from the city center, so we can do whatever we want here."

Uh……

Is this what you were thinking?

"Can……"

I was a little undecided for a moment: "Where can we get so much money?"

"We can save money slowly, and besides, don't we know a lot of people in the city now? It will be easier to talk then."

"I'm increasingly suspicious that it's no coincidence that you cured the mayor's child and transplanted his organs."

"It's really a coincidence, you have to believe me."

"Humph."

I looked around the island and said, "Let's not talk about that for now. What are you doing bringing me all the way here to a place where there's no one?"

"I just want to go to a place where there is no one."

Yin Xiamo showed an expression like a little devil.

"These building materials were delivered yesterday. The people who build houses and construct infrastructure usually only come once a week. Besides, there is no signal here, and the satellite can't reach it. It's surrounded by the sea, so no matter how loud you shout, no one will hear you..."

"Dear little pet Noel, what do you think I am planning to do by bringing you to a place like this?"

"..."

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