I will never give in to Miss Death
Page 249
"The phone we bought is waterproof. It won't break even if it's soaked in water for half an hour..."
For some reason, I felt a little excited as I felt the girl's body temperature and the warm breath hitting my ears. "And with your ability, Xiaomo, you can definitely save me and the phone at the same time."
"Oh? So the little pet trusts me so much?"
Yin Xiamo's voice was already close at hand, and under her hot breath, my earlobe seemed to be licked by something soft and wet.
"Alas!"
"It seems this is also your sensitive spot..."
The girl behind me put one hand around my waist and slowly raised her other hand: "What if I...come from several places at once?"
"Wait a minute……"
I panicked: "You don't really plan to stay in a place like this..."
"Isn't this place good? There's no one within ten kilometers, and the temperature is just right. If you're short of water, you can always get some."
Yin Xiamo whispered, "Nuo'er, you're blushing."
"I……"
I didn't know how to refute it for a moment: "It's just because... because the weather is too hot."
"Then let's do something to cool down..."
"..."
……
More than an hour later, I walked out of the spring in the stalactite cave with a fever on my face and took the towel handed to me by Yin Xiamo.
"Why are you ready for this?"
As I said this dejectedly, I started to wipe the water droplets off my body with a towel.
"It's not easy to go on a long journey with Nuo'er, so we must be well prepared."
Yin Xiamo on the side came to the spring where we had just "played" and took out a kettle, and started filling it with spring water from the lake.
"You even prepared a water bottle?!"
The corners of my mouth twitched: "What's going on!"
"Eh? Didn't I just say that the water here is of very good quality, and is healthier than the tap water at home after it's boiled? You can take some back home. The weather forecast says that the weather will get hotter and hotter in the future, so it's definitely a good idea to prepare more water."
After filling the pot with water, the girl stood up and said, "Wait a moment, I'll get your clothes."
"Has it been done?"
I sighed, "The sun outside is so big."
"No, I didn't take it out. I just put it over there and used fire magic to dry it quickly."
Then Yin Xiamo said something that made me feel really bad: "Although I used to be a lightning magician, I still know some fire magic. When it rains or we have to fight a naval battle, we magicians often use fire magic to dry our clothes when they get wet."
"what do you mean……"
I suppressed the anger in my heart and said, "Xiaomo, you didn't go far just now, and you didn't take the clothes out to dry in the sun. Instead, you took them over there... not far away, and used fire magic to dry them quickly?"
"Yes."
"You said I needed to be exposed to the sun for an hour or two and asked me to take a shower here, but that was a lie. In fact, the clothes were already dry when you took them out?"
"Yes, it is."
"Xiao Mo, come here."
"What...what happened?"
Under my calm gaze, the girl walked cautiously in front of me: "Are you thirsty, little kitty?"
"hand."
"what?"
"Hands out."
The girl stretched out her left hand tremblingly.
I grabbed this white and tender little hand and raised it to my mouth and took a bite——
"Ow—"
"..."
……
Ten minutes later, after changing my clothes, I walked out of the stalactite cave with Yin Xiamo in a depressed mood.
"Okay, okay, Nuo'er, lovely little Princess Nuo'er, don't be angry. I was wrong. I shouldn't have lied to you..."
I puffed my cheeks, and Yin Xiamo beside me kept trying to please me: "I just want to spend some more time alone with Nuo'er..."
"Humph."
I turned my face away: "This is not the first time!"
Although... I don't really care about this kind of "prank", but my intuition tells me that if I keep indulging this girl like this, she will definitely become more and more excessive in the future.
"That……"
The girl next to him said tentatively: "Then let me owe Nuoer a small request this time?"
I continued to pretend to be angry: "Humph, don't."
"Well……"
As we were talking, we followed the path outside the cave and came to the small open space where we had agreed with Ye Yuqing and the others to "build a Dragon King Temple here."
"Wow, Noel, look, it's a rabbit!"
I was still thinking about how I would fight back in the future when Yin Xiamo, who was standing next to me, had already trotted to a patch of grass not far away, and then took out a white, furry creature from it: "What a big one!"
"what?"
I leaned over and asked, "Is this the Angora rabbit that Director Lin Yuan's secretary mentioned just now?"
The Angora rabbit in Yin Xiamo's hand is a typical Angora rabbit with particularly long hair around its body. Although the hair is slightly yellowish because it lives in the woods on the island, it is still a large white rabbit overall and is very cute.
The rabbit might not be an adult yet. Preliminary visual estimation showed that its diameter was about 30 to 40 centimeters. It did not seem to be afraid of people and did not even struggle when Yin Xiamo held it in her arms.
"Can I hold you for a minute?"
For some reason, when I saw this furry thing, I suddenly had the urge to hold it in my arms.
"Here."
Yin Xiamo handed the rabbit over: "Be careful it bites you."
I carefully took the white long-haired rabbit into my arms: "Can rabbits bite people?"
"Yes, but it's okay. The rabbits here don't have much fighting power. If it were our world... some rabbits have muscles that are more exaggerated than kangaroos."
Yin Xiamo laughed and said, "I can kill a rhino with one punch."
Killing a rhino with one punch?!
Is that a rabbit?!
"Noer looks so cute holding the rabbit. I want to take a picture."
I was still thinking about what the rabbit that Yin Xiamo said "can kill a rhino with one punch" might look like, when the girl in front of me took out her cell phone: "Nuo'er, come here, look at the camera!"
"Eh?"
I hurriedly held the rabbit and turned around: "There's no need to take a picture of this..."
"Kakaka..."
"Smile."
"No."
"Nuo'er is so cute even when she's throwing a tantrum!"
Yin Xiamo continued to hold up her phone: "Then try to see if you can lift the rabbit above your head?"
"That's impossible. How can it obey me?"
I subconsciously put the rabbit on my head and held its left and right sides with my hands: "Is this... like this?"
The rabbit on his head kicked its feet a few times, looking very unhappy.
"Kakakaka..."
"Yes, yes, that's the feeling. Nuo'er, stand steady... Oh, no need. It's okay if you can't stand steady. It's cuter this way."
"Why is everything cute? I quit."
I felt the rabbit on my head getting impatient, so I had to hold it with both hands and put it down: "It's all fur."
How come rabbits also shed their fur just like cats when you hold them...
"Wow... today was so great. I got to spend the whole afternoon alone with Noelle and took so many super cute photos."
Yin Xiamo walked up to me with her phone in hand: "Nuo'er, look!"
"Don't look at it."
I stretched and asked, “Are you going to post these photos on our account’s newsfeed?”
"Hey, I'll just send one or two. I'll keep the rest for myself."
The girl put away her phone, pulled me into her arms, and said "mua" to my face: "Today is the day when Nuoer's feminine charm explodes!"
"There is no feminine charm."
I turned to the sea not far away: "Okay, the sun is about to set, let's go back."
"Okay, okay, I will escort my wife back to the palace now!"
Yin Xiamo half-knelt down in front of me: "Come up."
I was amused by the other party's appearance. I bent down and touched the rabbit's head for the last time, then jumped onto Yin Xiamo's back: "Since you are so sincere, I forgive you for deceiving the monarch just now."
"Great!"
"Only forgive me for ten minutes."
"Excuse me for ten minutes!"
"Even if I go home, I'll probably still be angry."
"Hehe, Nuoer has learned to threaten people with anger. It seems that she has completely adapted to her identity as a girl!"
"No way! If you say that again I'll bite you!"
"It doesn't hurt when a kitten's teeth bite you... ah, it hurts, it hurts, be gentle!"
"..."
……
On the way back, I took a short nap while Yin Xiamo was carrying me on the sea.
In my dream, I seemed to meet the proud black dragon princess again.
It was a dense forest. In my dream, I seemed to be lying on a cold magic circle, and beside me was the familiar voice of the little girl, the Black Dragon Princess.
[This forbidden spell took Xiaomo and I nearly a hundred years to learn. The Demon King's army seems to be buying people's hearts everywhere. You are in a very dangerous situation now.]
[I have never heard of any forbidden magic that can give people eternal life]
[This is not immortality, this is a magic that protects the soul. Even if you die, your soul will not disappear. But the magic book says that this forbidden spell has certain side effects. No one knows what these side effects are.]
[When did you and Xiaomo get along so well?]
[Don't get me wrong, we just don't want you to die. I'm still waiting for you to get rid of the demon king and come back to continue preaching.]
[Am I the kind of person who likes to preach in your eyes?]
[No, but Xiaomo has learned soul magic. If there is a chance, I will let her turn you into a girl.]
[Why am I still thinking about this...]
[Because this is very interesting. If the great hero who once defeated the dragon becomes a girl, he will definitely be very cute, right? Hehe, don't worry, even if that day really comes, I won't laugh at you... Hahaha, I can't help it.]
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