I will never give in to Miss Death

"Where do I get my fans?"

When I said this subconsciously, I suddenly realized something else, that is, my and Yin Xiamo’s Tongmeng.com account... seemed to have more than 100,000 followers.

But what does that have to do with my breasts!

"Dragon milk can beautify the skin and promote breast development. It can also help Noer's body adapt to magic in advance and pave the way for future magic learning. Moreover, this is the milk of the Dragon King, which is the best milk."

Perhaps seeing that I was a little mad, Yin Xiamo explained: "It can also provide energy for the whole day. Even if Nuoer only drinks a cup of dragon milk a day, your mental strength will overflow, and you won't feel tired even if you work in the coffee shop for a whole day."

"Coffee shop?"

Hearing this, Philo said, "If I understand correctly, the coffee here is... the fruit of a bean plant, coffee is soy milk, and a coffee shop is... a store that specializes in selling soy milk, is that right?"

"Not quite."

Yin Xiamo thought for a moment and said, "The coffee shop where Nuoer and I work now is a cat cafe. It not only sells coffee and soy milk, but also a lot of food. It's like... a full-category restaurant in the Imperial City."

“Are you working in there?”

Filo became even more curious: "I can't believe that after coming here, Momo, you are in the mood to live an ordinary life."

"The war was already over, and this is how Nuoer has been living."

Yin Xiamo smiled and said, "As long as Nuoer likes it."

“Is that store still hiring?”

Filo came over and said, "I can help with some work within my ability. When I was in the Empire, I tried to be a bartender for a while. I quite liked that kind of life."

Eh?

Filo's words instantly reminded me of what Elodi said before: "Ouyang Xue asked if you have any friends who want to apply for the maid position."

Currently, the Cat Café in Shangjing is in a period of rapid development. The advertising effect has been excessive, and its popularity has skyrocketed. Whether it is people from the nearby area, people from the urban area of ​​Kamihama City, or even people from surrounding cities, they will take a car to come and relax when they have enough time.

To use the words of these people on the Internet - the coffee shop feels like home.

There is food and drinks here, cats and maids, a rest area, and WIFI. You can bring a computer and use this place as an Internet cafe.

"Bartender for a while?"

Yin Xiamo was surprised and asked, "Why haven't I heard you mention this before?"

"You ran away without saying a word, so I didn't have time to talk to you."

Philo quipped, "To be specific, I've been a bartender for more than ten years. Are coffee shops here allowed to sell alcohol?"

"There are some fruit wines on the menu, and the ingredients here are not as rich as over there..."

"It's okay. Even if you don't want to be a bartender, you can still help with cleaning in the store."

Filo blinked. "It costs a small gold coin to stay in the Empire Inn for a day. I can't stay here for nothing, right?"

"..."

At Philo's insistence, Yin Xiamo and I took her to see the small room.

"It's quite nice and cozy. It suits my taste better than the small hotel over in the Empire."

Sitting down on the soft little bed, Philo looked around the place where Xiaomo had been living for the past few years, and his eyes fell on the computer screen on the bedside table next to him: "Is this the 'high-tech' product that you remember, Xiaomo?"

“This was several years ago.”

Yin Xiamo was a little embarrassed: "Ye Zi... Well, a good friend of Nuoer and I came over to take a look and said that this machine is very old, but I still think it is very advanced."

"From your memory, I can also sense its advancedness. It can actually communicate with people thousands of miles away."

Philo said with emotion: "If we had something like this, or something called a mobile phone, perhaps the war would not have been so difficult..."

I noticed that the bed sheet I had just made had a large dent, so I couldn't help but ask, "Um... Sister Filo, can I ask you about your weight?"

Hmm...if it's a dragon, she generally wouldn't mind being asked this question, right? Even if she's a girl?

"weight?"

Just as I thought, Philo on the cot didn't seem to care about this question at all, and said casually: "Convert it to the unit here... Let me see, about 2000 tons."

"I mean the humanoid form."

I gestured to the mattress beneath her: "How heavy is Philo now?"

"Now? The human form is the most energy-saving mode. I rarely care about my weight in this state. It shouldn't be too heavy, probably around 100-200 kilograms."

One or two hundred kilograms? That would be three or four hundred kilograms, right?

The corners of my mouth twitched and I looked at the girl on the bed.

No matter how you look at it, Philo's appearance has nothing to do with "fat".

After removing the dragon horns and vertical pupils on her head, she was no different from an ordinary teenage girl.

Philo has big, bright and watery eyes and a round face. At first glance, she gives people the impression that she is a quirky girl. Her height is between mine and Yin Xiamo's. Her breasts are big, but not too big. Usually on those pornographic websites we can see girls labeled "big breasts". Their breasts have a strong visual impact, but those breasts are at least G cup level.

For example, Ilulu, the dragon girl in "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid" who gives people a very exaggerated visual impact, has an official setting of bust 130 and waist 55. Under this setting, the upper bust is 130 and the waist is 55. According to the ratio of waist circumference to human bust, her lower bust will not exceed 75. Therefore, the difference between Ilulu's upper and lower bust is at least 55, and it is at least S cup.

Philo's breasts are not that exaggerated, and I don't have the talent of a fashion designer like Lan Jiajia, who can tell other people's breast cup size at a glance. But after learning so much knowledge about girls, I can more or less tell Philo's figure from her appearance.

She is a plump girl with breasts in the cup size of E to F. Girls around 1 meters tall with big breasts usually weigh a bit more, estimated to be around 5 to 110 pounds.

However, Philo told me that she weighed more than three times the standard weight.

This only means that... the bodies of dragons are heavy, even when they turn into human form.

Is it the same reason that I only weigh two cats now? Because the elves often move around in the forest and jump on trees, their bones and muscles are relatively light. Because the dragons are the symbol of strength and power, their weight in human form is three or four times that of ordinary people.

I can already imagine that when troublemakers come to the coffee shop, a few burly men weighing one or two hundred pounds run out to provoke, punching the little girl Philo, but she doesn't move at all, and then is slapped away by the backhand.

By the way, it seems that the cafe is also short of security guards besides maids?

"Ah... so comfortable. Isn't this much better than the shabby house in the empire? No wonder Xiaomo didn't want to go back after coming here."

As I watched, Filo lay down on the small bed with a greedy look on his face. "Wow, I don't want to leave either. I want to stay. There are no monsters or wars here. There are no annoying old guys asking me to manage the affairs of the dragon clan and urging me to lay eggs. It's simply a perfect vacation spot."

"Xiao Mo, take me to your store quickly. I want to talk to your store manager directly. I can be a waiter or a bartender!"

"..."

……

An hour later, the three of us arrived at the coffee shop.

Maybe it was because Filo's aura was too strong. The cats in the store hid when they saw her appear. Some small cats were so scared that they hid under the table. I had to run over and pick up a few of them and comfort them quietly.

"Want to work here?"

Beside her, Ouyang Xue looked at Filo who suddenly appeared, her eyes wide open: "Have you ever done something similar before?"

Philo nodded: "I used to be a bartender."

"How many years have you been doing this?"

"Uh... more than ten years?"

"More than ten years?! How old are you, kid?"

"me……"

Filo turned to Yin Xiamo: "How old should I be?"

Yin Xiamo didn't know how to answer, so she turned to me who was combing the kitten's hair and said, "Nuo'er, how old should she be?"

How old is she, you ask me?

I didn’t know how to explain it for a moment, so I had to pretend to be a middle school student: “7200 years old.”

The moment I finished speaking, Ouyang Xue's mouth twitched noticeably.

"Well, ahem, Filo is a dragon, a giant dragon."

I walked over with the kitten in my arms. "Manager, you know this, right? It's the kind of dragon that flies in the sky, dozens of meters high. It's not too much to say that a dragon must be thousands of years old. It's not too much to say that it has ten years of experience in bartending, right?"

"I finally understand."

Ouyang Xue looked at Filo, then at Yin Xiamo: "Each of you has special skills, a dragon, a god of death, an editor, a fashion designer, and a cat."

Why am I a cat?

"You asked Elodie to ask me if I had any other friends looking for a job."

I said aggrievedly: "This is not...my friend is here."

"Okay, okay, since you are my friend, I won't ask too many questions. I'll just ask two main questions."

Ouyang Xue turned to Filo: "You worked as a waiter before, right? Not too introverted, right?"

"How can I be introverted?"

Filo said confidently: "I am the Dragon King!"

"Is it okay to have basic communication with customers?"

"No...it should be fine."

"OK."

Hearing this, Ouyang Xue took out her cell phone and opened the contract.

"You passed the interview. Please tell me your height and measurements. I will go to the city factory tonight to ask them to make a new suit for you."

"..."

……

No. 206 Cyberpunk Cafe and Magical Cats

Maybe it was because Filo's appearance and figure were too outstanding, so Ouyang Xue's "interview" was basically just a formality. After asking her a few random questions, she began to collect her physical data and planned to contact the factory to customize a maid outfit in the evening.

Among the three of us, if I am a "Lolita" and Yin Xiamo is a "girl", then Filo's appearance and figure may be between "girl" and "queen". If she dresses up simply, it will not be a problem for her to enter and exit the university campus. The first impression she gives is that of a relatively mature 20-year-old girl.

And her breasts are really big, bigger than Ouyang Xue and Lan Jiajia in the store.

Thinking about how I just drank such a big bottle of dragon milk in one breath in the rental house, and then looking at Filo's breasts in front of me, I always have a strange feeling.

It’s hard to describe it. This feeling is neither “uncomfortable” nor “pleasant”.

According to Yin Xiamo, Filo's "Dragon King Milk" is secreted every day. Even if I don't drink it, she will give it to people she knows. When they were fighting together in the other world before, Filo often gave Xiaomo dragon milk. Now that the Demon King has won the war, Xiaomo basically has no need for it. After returning to Longlin, she will share some of the dragon milk with the young dragons in Longlin, which is regarded as fulfilling her responsibility as the "Dragon King".

Dragons are not mammals, so they don't only produce dragon milk after laying eggs. Ordinary mother dragons can also not lactate at all if they want. However, most mother dragons will symbolically give the baby dragons a few decades of colostrum after laying dragon eggs and hatching them. This milk contains dragon power and huge magic, which helps the baby dragons grow quickly and adapt to the power of the dragon race. For adventurers outside, it is a complete tonic. Therefore, many adventurers regard dragon milk as soft gold, and in some empires that value strength more, it is even sold at a price higher than gold.

"In terms of weight, the value of the Dragon King's milk is estimated to be more than twice that of gold." - This is what Yin Xiamo said.

In other words, the dragon milk that I drank in Elodie's rental house just now... can be regarded as me drinking so much gold.

Of course, since the values ​​of the two worlds are different, and people here on Earth don't know what "dragon milk" is, there's no way I could sell it for gold. Plus, Filo also said that giving dragon milk to guests is a custom of the dragon clan, and it would be impolite not to drink it, so I could only choose to swallow it in one gulp.

In order to help me adapt to this "worldview" as quickly as possible, Philo also told me that secreting dragon milk will not have any effect on her body, just like we humans grow hair. Whether you cut your hair or not, the hair will grow by itself. It would be best if the grown hair can help others. If no one wants it, I will take the initiative to cut my hair short if I need it.

This is the case with Filo's dragon milk... In fact, this can be considered a historical legacy between her and Yin Xiamo.

Originally, the dragon clan had reached an alliance with the hero's allies, but because of the hero's sacrifice, the dragon clan chose to withdraw from the alliance. However, Filo was unwilling to leave because of his good relationship with the hero Xiaomo. He hoped to wade into this "muddy water" and fought side by side with Xiaomo for hundreds of years. They almost couldn't make it several times. Xiaomo was responsible for searching for natural treasures in the nearby forest caves that would help the dragon clan recover. Filo chose to secrete dragon milk to ensure Xiaomo's body nutrition and magic power supply. The two have formed a tacit understanding and habit over hundreds and thousands of years.

Until now, Filo has developed the habit of "secreting dragon milk" and is too lazy to modify this characteristic of his body.

"Bust measurement minus underbust measurement...24, you have such a great figure."

On the first floor of the coffee shop, after using a ruler to simply measure Filo's body, Ouyang Xue said with emotion: "I will try to make a promotional PV for you in a few days. I guess the number of customers coming to the store will increase again."

"Promotional PV?"

Not knowing how Xiaomo's "Adaptive Language Boundary" was translated, Filo showed a confused expression: "What is that?"

"It's a tradition of our store, but we can put that aside for now. The most urgent thing is to sign the labor contract."

Ouyang Xue put away the notebook: "Have you decided to work here?"

"Uh, wait a minute..."

At this time, Yin Xiamo stepped forward and said, "Filo's ID card...I lost it a few days ago, and I'm trying to get a replacement. It will probably be available tomorrow or the day after tomorrow."

"We can't sign the contract now, right?"

Ouyang Xue didn't ask further: "That's okay, we can sign the contract after the ID card comes out someday. Your name is Philo?"

"Yes."