I will never give in to Miss Death

You see, if your breasts are too big, they will shake when you run, which is very uncomfortable. In addition, your body will gain weight and your center of gravity will be changed. No matter how you look at it, it is a "burden".

What's more... as an author, I am typing in front of the computer, right? What if my breasts are too big and press on the keyboard? Even if they don't press on the keyboard, what if they hit the computer desk? If they press on the keyboard and the computer desk shakes, won't I be distracted while I am concentrating on typing in front of the computer? Won't there be a lot of typos? It will only increase the burden on the author!

So big breasts and the like are not allowed. It is tiring and detrimental to the author's work. If you can't find typos when you write them, you have to explain to the readers that it is not easy for authors nowadays. You have no right to modify the published chapters. If you want to modify the article, you have to find an editor. On weekdays, during working hours, the editor will send the modified chapters to her. After receiving them, the editor will check the illegal content and modify it. It takes a long time to modify the article. An editor serves hundreds of readers and receives hundreds of modification requests every day. Maybe if you encounter an editor with a bad temper, he will reply, "You bother me for this? It's just a typo. Don't modify it. Go away."

So, I don’t envy girls with big breasts, this is good enough!

"It won't grow that fast. The elves' bodies have always developed very slowly. Even with the nourishment of dragon milk, it's impossible for it to grow from A to D in just a few months. Don't worry."

After listening to my "explanation", Yin Xiamo looked at me as if she was looking at a kitten: "But now, Nuoer, you have all the necessary physical elements. You have the beauty of the elves, the elegance of a cat, the ordinary temperament of a human, the desire of a succubus, and now the breath of a dragon. I believe that in a few hundred years, when Nuoer gets tired of life on Earth and returns to that world, he might become the ultimate magician who surpasses me!"

"Even if I can't become a magician, I can probably become the most beautiful girl over there."

Finally, Yin Xiamo added: "Of course, as Nuo'er's husband, I will be the happiest person in the world at that time."

"Go away, it's only been a short while, and you're already thinking about what will happen hundreds of years later."

I rolled my eyes at Yin Xiamo, picked up the crab from the bowl and handed it to her: "Help me."

"Is there any reward?"

"Okay, Xiaomo, beautiful girl Xiaomo, help me deal with this!"

"If you meow, I'll help you."

"Meow……"

"Kacha!"

I was forced to act cute in front of Yin Xiamo in order to eat crabs, but Lan Jiajia over there had already taken out her cell phone and pressed the shutter button towards us.

"Not bad, not bad, this is a good idea. Xiao Ai's teeth are not good, so she will definitely not be able to peel the shell."

After taking the photo, Lan Jiajia put away her phone with satisfaction: "I will tease her this way when she comes back tomorrow."

Hey!

Why are you all so dark-bellied...

"Elodie won't buy this. She is very different from Noel."

Glancing at Filo who was competing with Zhou Xiaofei in eating, Yin Xiamo picked up another crab and said, "For Nuo'er, you should treat her as a little kitten with a bad temper. If you coax her, she will become an obedient kitten. But for Elodie... I suggest you use catnip directly."

Lan Jiajia was puzzled and asked, "What does it mean to use catnip?"

"It literally means... forced, melon, cooked rice... something like that."

"Oh!"

Lan Jiajia suddenly realized: "I understand!"

What have you understood?

Can you two stop playing charades? And isn't using catnip a bit too cruel? Don't use this stuff randomly!

"..."

Just as Yin Xiamo expected, Philo basically took care of the entire dinner.

Lan Jiajia couldn't eat too much seafood due to health reasons. She only ate half of the crab and didn't drink the fish head soup. I ate half a crab, a lot of steamed chicken and half a bowl of vegetables. Zhou Xiaofei finished most of the roast duck and hand-torn Orleans roast chicken. Yin Xiamo was responsible for the fish head soup, and the rest was left to Philo.

In the end, this dinner that cost several hundred dollars was finished by a few of us.

It feels like... "We are really strong."

Considering that Zhou Xiaofei would have to go back to take care of her grandmother in a while and the old lady might not be in good health, we reserved more than half of the medicinal steamed chicken and a portion of vegetables and fish head soup for Zhou Xiaofei to pack and take back.

Medicinal steamed chicken, as the name suggests, does contain a lot of medicinal ingredients.

Foods like cordyceps flowers, red dates, and wolfberries can nourish the body, so it should be okay for the elderly to eat a little.

In addition, I also took out half a watermelon from the refrigerator and gave it a small spoon so that Zhou Xiaofei could take it back. Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are rest days, and she can use the spoon to eat it when she has time. She can eat it to her heart's content in one go.

"Finally, let us wish Xiaomo, classmate Yin Xiamo, a happy birthday!"

After dinner, they rested for about half an hour. Seeing that it was getting late and Zhou Xiaofei had to go back soon, Lan Jiajia helped to open the cake, turned off all the lights in the living room, and lit the candles: "The words on this cake must have been written by Nuoer, such a lovely handwriting."

I was a little embarrassed: "It's a custom cake, but... there was still a lot of cream at the time, so the lady in the shop let me do whatever I wanted."

"Yes, yes, Noer, just give it your free hand. The cake is filled with love. I'm too lazy to point it out to you two."

Lan Jiajia took a few steps back: "Come on, let's sing together, get ready - Happy birthday to you!"

In the flickering candlelight, Lan Jiajia led us in singing the birthday song in her usual "mother" manner.

Although... Lan Jiajia and Zhou Xiaofei were basically singing throughout the whole process. Because I was embarrassed and my voice was soft, I sang intermittently, and the ordinary people in Philo had not learned it yet, so they could only hum along a few lines.

"Oh oh oh-"

After singing the song, Lan Jiajia gestured to Yin Xiamo: "Come on, Xiaomo, blow out the candles and make a wish."

"Can I still make a wish?"

Hearing this, the girl stepped forward, blew out all the candles in one breath, and then said loudly: "I make a wish! I will marry Nuo'er home within ten years, do naughty things with her every day, let her give birth to the cutest baby, and then live happily together!"

Lan Jiajia, who had just walked to the light switch, froze and stood there in a daze.

Zhou Xiaofei, who was originally looking at the cake curiously, raised her head with a look of shock after hearing Yin Xiamo's words.

Philo covered his mouth and chuckled.

My face felt hot, and I subconsciously said, "There's no need to say this wish..."

"what?"

Yin Xiamo looked like she didn't know anything: "Don't you need to say it? Isn't it a wish?"

"Well, actually... you can just say it out loud."

Lan Jiajia turned on the light again with a click: "I'll say the same thing to Elodie next time."

No, wait, that's not right.

Don't learn bad things from Xiaomo, she is not human.

And with Elodie's personality, she'll probably think you're crazy...

"Well, let's eat the cake now."

Back at the dining table, Lan Jiajia picked up a plastic knife and cut off a piece of cake with lilies for Yin Xiamo: "The first piece is for Xiaomo. I hope Xiaomo can get Nuo'er as soon as possible... Oh no, it seems like she has already gotten Nuo'er. Then I hope Xiaomo can eat Nuo'er up as soon as possible."

"Then the second piece of cake is for Nuo'er. I wish our coffee shop's mascot will marry Xia Mo as soon as possible and have a baby soon..."

"Why am I the mascot..."

"Because Noer is the mascot. There are 65 cats in our store now, and Noer is the biggest cat, right?"

"No, I am a cat. Please allow me to refute the fact that..."

"Then the cat bell on your neck..."

"Let's talk about tying the knot with Xia Mo."

"..."

After eating the cake, Zhou Xiaofei ran to the kitchen sensibly: "Sister Lan, I can help wash the dishes."

"Eh? No need, I'll do it this way..."

"I'm the one who washes the dishes at home. I know how to do this!"

In the living room, I cut about two servings of cake and packed them for Zhou Xiaofei.

"How does it feel?"

Yin Xiamo, who was sitting on the sofa, took out the remote control and clicked a few buttons on the TV: "The life of humans in this world is very rich, right? Isn't it much more novel than over there?"

"It's fun, very... great."

Philo nodded and looked around the house with an expression of "I am convinced", but because she had not yet finished learning the language, she could only use some simple words to express her excitement: "I like it here, I want to stay, and be that... maid."

"We'll be working at the coffee shop tomorrow, and your clothes will probably be arriving by then."

Yin Xiamo said, "I'm an old maid now. Is that okay? Don't tear down the coffee shop because of some rude people."

"No, I've worked... as a bartender in a human city..."

Filo shook his head: "I know the rules, but... I'm not a child."

"That's good. You keep the ID card safe. It's very important. We'll stop here today. We'll send the child back later. Have a rest tonight. You can sign the contract with Ouyang Xue the next day."

Yin Xiamo stood up, stretched, and turned to me: "Also, thank you Nuoer for your birthday wishes, I am very happy."

“It’s… it’s nothing.”

I turned my face away: "We are friends, this is what we should do."

"Hmm? Just friends?"

"Then...what else is it?"

"Are you a lover?"

Yin Xiamo walked up to me and said, "It just so happens that today, in front of Filo, Nuoer, I want to hear you admit our relationship."

"Eh?"

"I like you, Yin Nuoer."

I was still in a daze when the girl in front of me took my hand and asked, "Will you be my girlfriend?"

"Ah...um..."

At this moment, my mind was in a mess.

"Um...ah...that..."

Finally, I twisted my body a few times and lowered my head.

"Okay... okay."

"..."

……

No, 212 You know I will only show it with actions

Maybe because we cooked a lot for dinner this time and used more kitchen utensils and tableware, it took us a little time to wash the dishes and pots after dinner.

Originally, Lan Jiajia wanted us to send Zhou Xiaofei back first, and she would take charge of the dishwashing job alone. However, the little girl insisted that "since I had eaten here, I had to help with the work." She went to the kitchen and washed the dishes and pots with Lan Jiajia, and only stopped after watching the clean dishes being put into the sterilizer.

It can be clearly seen that Zhou Xiaofei must have done a lot of work like this at home. She is very skillful and knows how to use various kitchen cleaners.

You have to know that this is a child who has just entered the sixth grade of elementary school.

If I remember correctly, I should have helped make dumplings in an orphanage when I was in sixth grade. Jobs like washing dishes were usually assigned to children in junior high school or above. After all, children are clumsy and can easily break dishes. In that era, the funds of the orphanage could not support the employees here to buy new plates and bowls every now and then.

He is polite and knows how to talk when getting along with others. He is also very sensible in other people's homes and does not talk nonsense. Even though he is particularly interested in the TV in the living room and the words on the flower stand, he basically never leaves the sofa. He is very quiet when eating. He eats whatever he gets, does not waste food or is not picky about food. After the meal, he will ask for help washing the dishes and do things within his ability.

It can be said that Zhou Xiaofei possesses all the qualities of a "good child" and is almost the opposite of Li Denghua.

But because Zhou Xiaofei's family was poor, she might have felt inferior to some extent when interacting with her classmates at school. I had specifically asked Zhou Xiaofei before why she was talking to me in the classroom during evening study even though she was obviously timid. Zhou Xiaofei replied that it was because that was where she put her schoolbag, and usually no one would choose to sit there.

The source of Zhou Xiaofei's "cowardice" and "introversion" in real school is poverty. I have been to Xingguang Primary School several times. Although the school is very small and there are no big shopping malls around it, as long as there are people, there will be society. Even if there are only primary school students in this society, there will be situations such as "comparison" and "chasing trends".

I vaguely remember that two years ago when I was still living in a small apartment, a couple lived in the self-built rental house next door, which was separated from the house I lived in by two walls. At that time, the small apartment was just starting out, many facilities were not complete, and the sound insulation was very poor, so that I could clearly hear the couple's conversations after get off work every day and the quarrels of their children in the living room.

The couple's child was not very old, only at the level of second or third grade in elementary school, and the elementary school he attended was a very ordinary private school near the small apartment. What impressed me most was that the child almost every day that year would ask his parents to buy him a new watch, saying that the smart watch he was wearing "did not have a circle of friends" and "could not send messages to other children."

I listened to them arguing for several months and I figured out some tricks. That is, some manufacturers of children's smart watches took advantage of children's "comparative" psychology, entered the market early, quickly occupied the market, and then formed a complete "children's society". The original intention of parents buying smart watches for their children should be to check where their children go every day, whether they study well, whether they return home on time after school, etc., or as an emergency rescue plan after being abducted by human traffickers. However, this new watch directly uses the "Children's Circle of Friends" to force children to bind to its own products, thus achieving "monopoly."

To put it simply, everyone has this watch. If you don't buy it, you are "poor" and will be isolated by your friends who have bought it. However, children who buy that fancy watch with social functions, circle of friends functions, etc. will be "kidnapped" by the manufacturer. For example, after half a year, the manufacturer launches a new "smart watch pro", and children who bought it in advance can show off in the circle of friends and become the "king of children".

As for those who buy “inferior brand watches”, they are not even qualified to post on their “circle of friends”.

So, what about the kids who can’t even afford a smartwatch?

At least a child like Zhou Xiaofei... let alone a smart watch, I guess she might not even be willing to buy a bottle of water on her way to school.

Her family was poor, she was isolated by her classmates, and she herself was a little inferior. These were the reasons why Zhou Xiaofei was "introverted".

But Zhou Xiaofei herself is not that kind of "autistic child".

She is actually very cheerful, as can be seen from our conversations in recent days and her performance when she came to our house today, but she is basically not as cheerful as people of her peers.