I will never give in to Miss Death
Page 279
I held the menu in my hand. "Today, we are offering free kiwano. It's delicious."
Ye Yuqing's daughter was a little confused: "What is thorn melon?"
"That's the one Thanos ate."
"The purple potato in the Father's Alliance?"
"Yes, you can get one for free if you make a purchase in the store."
"Okay, then... show me the menu."
After my "guidance", the girl who was originally a little shy seemed to realize that I was not the kind of person who was difficult to get along with. Soon she was no longer as awkward as when we first met. She took the menu, happily opened the door, walked out of the coffee shop, and headed towards the outdoor tables and chairs outside.
Ye Yuqing and I followed him without any prior arrangement.
Originally, it was a good thing that Xiaomo donated Yin Shiren's organs. After all, when I signed the agreement, I was considering that my body could help more people after my death. However, I didn't think that the name I signed at that time... would bring so much "trouble" now.
Organ transplantation must be kept confidential. In addition to considering some ethical issues, such as problems after the transplant, some people may go looking for the donor, or misunderstandings may arise when the two sides meet, the most important thing is to prevent vicious cases such as "organ selling and buying". This is the most important thing.
If the intermediate information chain is banned, even if organ trafficking really occurs, you will not be able to accurately locate which "boss" the organ is sold to. Some novels often write about walking on the street, taking out a handkerchief, and covering someone's nose with it, and the person will faint. Then the person is dragged into the freezer, and when they wake up, their kidneys are gone. This is almost impossible.
First of all, there is no drug that can make a person lose resistance by spraying a little on a handkerchief and covering the nose for a few seconds, and will not wake up no matter what others do to them. Even the strongest anesthetic will only take effect in a high concentration environment for several minutes. If the effect is interrupted, it will be easy to wake a person up. Otherwise, all the anesthesiologists in the hospital can be laid off. Secondly... If they really want to steal a kidney, it is impossible without professional doctors and equipment.
Originally, banning the information exchange between the patient and the kidney source was essentially banning monetary transactions. Strictly speaking, it was banning donors from asking "who do I want to donate to?" But at a later stage... the operation was already over, so it could still be checked if there were connections.
I didn't expect that Xiaomo would donate her body to so many important figures.
And then indirectly it brought me all these...relationships.
"When I was in my third year of high school, I got sick because I couldn't control my diet and my health was poor. My dad...my dad also had the same disease. It might be a genetic problem."
"Anyway...thank you so much."
"I'm currently a freshman at Kamijima University. I was held back a grade because of illness."
"Sister Yin Nuoer, if you need me for anything in the future, please call this number directly."
"Me too. No matter what it is, my family owes you a life. Even as the mayor..."
"Okay, okay, don't be so sad. It's good that you're discharged from the hospital. You see, I'm doing well as a maid here. The manager pays me a high salary, and I have enough time to rest every month."
"You can come here anytime you want. I'll treat you to Thanos melon next time."
"..."
Ye Yuqing's daughter is named Ye Xinxin, a very cute name, just like her personality.
In other words, generally speaking, names in the "ABB" format are very cute in my eyes.
Before leaving, Ye Yuqing, Ye Xinxin and I exchanged private numbers. Mayor Ye also revealed a "little secret" to us -
"In fact, the submarine cables from the Nannagi District to those islands have been almost laid. In the next few months, we will give priority to providing electricity to your island and then build the Dragon King Temple."
"In addition, Tongmeng.com will launch a satellite into space in the middle of this month. Its main purpose is related to the construction of those islands."
"..."
Half an hour later, I returned to the coffee shop and walked towards Yin Xiamo, who was introducing cats to a group of children in the cat living area.
"Children, cats and dogs are different. Dogs are loyal to people, while cats are friendly to people, so don't force cats to do things they don't want to do!"
"This is just a ragdoll cat, a large cat. Their main feature is that they look cute like ragdolls, and their fur is very long and needs to be carefully groomed."
"This is just a Siamese cat. Its characteristic is that the area around its nose, hands and feet are all black. Do you think they look like coal miners?"
"Huh? Why are there still kids who aspire to be coal miners when they grow up?"
It can be seen that after a month of adaptation, Yin Xiamo has become very familiar with this job. Whether it is introducing cats or playing with the children here, she has reached a level of "ease".
"Huh? Noer, why did you come down?"
Seeing me, Yin Xiamo stood up from the crowd of children around her and asked, "Is there no one up there?"
"some."
I was a little embarrassed: "But they were all gone to watch Philo perform his special skills, so I came to see if you need any help."
"I'm fine here, these kids are all well behaved!"
Yin Xiamo held a cat toy in one hand and showed the children around how to play with the cat. She held cat food in the other hand and fed the cat on the ground: "Go look somewhere else, or ask Lan Jiajia if she needs help. I just saw her go to the bathroom over there."
"Ok."
I turned and walked towards the bathroom. Halfway there, I saw Lan Jiajia coming out with a mop to clean the floor. I subconsciously said, "Sister Jiajia! Do you need help?"
"Ah? Nuo'er, why are you here? Aren't you usually making milk tea on the second floor?"
"I……"
I was a little embarrassed: "Philo is on the second floor."
"Oh... So it was the new big bunny girl who took away our lovely Noel's job?"
Lan Jiajia showed a bit of a bad expression: "But I'm sorry, I don't need any help here. If you help, I will have nothing to do. Otherwise, Nuoer, why don't you go to the kitchen? Maybe Master Wang needs an assistant."
Why are you guys all...
I turned around depressed and ran towards the kitchen.
Well, even if Master Wang doesn't need helpers, I still want to learn how to cook in the kitchen. I want to learn how to make rice noodle rolls, rice rolls, siomai, and all kinds of handmade buns. I'll make you die!
However, when I came to the kitchen, I was stunned by the "peaceful" scene there.
Because Master Wang, who is wearing a chef's uniform and a chef's hat, is watching a short video on his mobile phone here——
"Look carefully, this woman's name is Xiaomei, and she has a cat named Choujuanbao..."
"Brother Wang."
I poked my head through the roller blinds and asked, "Do you need any help? I can lend a hand."
"Huh? No."
Chef Wang Jie turned his attention from his phone screen and gestured to me as he made basket after basket of steamed buns, dumplings, wontons, and rice noodle rolls behind him: "I've got them all ready. If someone places an order later, I'll just heat them up in the machine. Isn't it not lunch yet?"
I didn't give up: "Is there really nothing for me to do?"
Why is this happening... There are so many customers outside, why is it that only Philo came to the store and I...
"I don't have it here anyway, you can go find the store manager."
Master Wang Jie looked at the phone screen again: "Sister Ouyang should be making a promotional video in the grocery store right now. She asked me where I was ten minutes ago, but it seems like she's not in a hurry."
Ouyang Xue came to see me?
"Oh, thank you!"
After hearing this, I quickly left the kitchen and ran to the grocery room behind the cat's living area on the first floor.
This utility room is not very big, and is usually used to store some express deliveries or unused things. For example, the cat climbing frame bought from the store may have been equipped with a few extra screws or a pipe. There is no time to take the express delivery boxes to the flea market to sell as waste, so they are all piled here.
In addition, there is a small bed and a small computer desk in the utility room, which are mainly used for Ouyang Xue to work on the computer as she rarely goes home.
I pushed the door open with a creaky sound, and feeling like I had found my "life goal", I said to Ouyang Xue, who was sitting in front of the computer desk with a sad face, "Sister Ouyang, are you looking for me?"
"Hmm? Are you done talking to the mayor?"
Hearing the noise, Ouyang Xue turned around and said, "It seems that our Nuo'er actually has a pretty good background, and can chat and laugh with such a big shot."
"Sister Ouyang, please stop making fun of me. I just... met her daughter by chance."
I got behind Ouyang Xue and said, "Mr. Manager, what do you want to talk to me about? Tell me quickly."
Ouyang Xue was puzzled: "Huh? Why do I feel like you have nothing to do? There are no customers on the second floor?"
“Philo has completely taken my place.”
I smiled bitterly, “The second floor now has a sweeping robot, and everyone uses their mobile phones to scan the code when placing an order, so there’s no need for manual labor. And the table on the second floor is in the middle, so there’s no need for food to be delivered when placing an order. Everyone went to watch Philo perform milk tea-making…”
The more I talked about it, the more sad I felt: "Am I going to be optimized away?"
"How is that possible? Nuo'er is the permanent head maid of our cafe. You have the most fans online. We can't lose you even if someone else is missing here."
Ouyang Xue pushed the computer chair with her feet and moved out with a "clatter". "That's great. I do have something to talk to you about."
"whats the matter?"
"I'm going to release the second concept PV for the coffee shop, and I need you to dub a few lines."
As she spoke, Ouyang Xue seemed to have remembered something and added, "These lines are just for the audition stage. Feel free to add them. I'll just add them to the video to see the effect. When I have some free time, I'll find a more professional microphone."
"Depending on the lines?"
I was shocked: "Sister Ouyang, what are you going to do?"
"Concept PV, and a small game, it's just in the trial stage."
Ouyang Xue took out her phone and pointed the recording port at me. Then she handed me a piece of paper and said, "Read it here. Try to use your natural voice, the lazy, soft and sticky voice of a little girl like glutinous rice that you usually use when you speak. Read these lines once."
"These lines?"
I took the paper from Ouyang Xue and glanced at it: "Uh... Sister Ouyang, these... these are not good, right?"
"500 bonus."
Ouyang Xue was also unambiguous and slapped her hand: "Then I will sort out last month's accounts as soon as possible in the next two days and try to pay you wages on the 3rd."
Salary paid on the 3rd?!
I... my salary this month is at least 10,000 yuan, right? Right? Is that right?
At this moment, when I thought about the huge sum of money I would have, I immediately found the lines on the paper pleasing to the eye. I cleared my throat and said, "Read them all in one breath?"
"Yes, read it all again, using your usual signature voice. It would be best if you could add a little bit of disgust."
And you still want to use a disdainful tone?!
I was silent for a moment, nodded, took a deep breath, and moved closer to the recording hole of Ouyang Xue's phone.
"Noer-nyan, be everyone's favorite... kira kira!"
"Gulu Lingbo!"
"I'm ~here~!"
"Idiot! Pervert! Go to hell!"
"Hello, would you like a cup of milk tea today?"
"It's right to choose Nuo'er!"
"Nuo'er feels that this is not right. This is not good! My strange uncle just doesn't want to..."
"..."
It took me a few minutes to finish reciting these lines, and I took another deep breath.
"Sister Ouyang, are you sure these voices will be used in a formal place?"
"Ok?"
Ouyang Xue clicked on her phone: "Nuo'er, don't you know? Your audio file is very popular on the Internet."
As she spoke, Ouyang Xue turned around, opened Tongmeng.com on the notebook in front of her, opened the history of her account, and randomly clicked on a video -
"Audio editing of Yin Nuoer, the Internet celebrity coffee shop Shangjing cat maid coffee shop"
"This is a video I edited after watching the surveillance footage of the coffee shop for the better part of a month. Most of Nuoer's cutest voice lines are here. Please give it a triple like, this is really important to me."
"Okay, let's not talk too much, let's start to enjoy the perfect voice of Yin Nuoer, this cute little loli -"
"Sir, our store does not provide such service."
"Are you stupid?"
“Ahahaha… goose goose goose goose… sorry, sorry I lost my composure…”
"It's rude to say that again. I'll call the police. The security in our store is very strong."
"Oh, do you want to do it again? Great... Mr. Pervert, can you please die? Okay, I'm done, I have to serve the next customer."
"No, you're too perverted. I suggest you have the security drag you out."
"..."
This...what are these?
After just listening for less than a minute, I was already touched by the various voices coming out of this computer, which even I found... so cute.
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