I will never give in to Miss Death
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It can be said that apart from the communication between her and me during the initial period, I don’t know much about this Black Dragon girl so far.
But when we worked together in the coffee shop, I saw her broad-mindedness and optimism.
On the Internet, netizens also have very positive comments about Philo - a beautiful girl with big breasts who is a little silly, lacks common sense, but is very easy to talk to.
The coffee shop also saw a significant increase in the number of customers buying desserts because of the arrival of Filo, a girl who "satisfies both lolita and big breasts lovers".
What makes us most frustrated is that a few days ago there was a "betting" incident on the topic of "big breasts and lolita cannot coexist".
The cause of this incident was not complicated. Ouyang Xue released a new promotional PV for the coffee shop, and someone in the comment section replied, "Here it comes, as expected, the hype started after it became popular. It can be seen that the new Filo is wearing a bra or pads. It is impossible for a normal person to have such a big one." Then someone replied, "Here it comes, you are worthy of being the brother who understands, and you can even judge breasts with the void."
As a result, the two netizens started arguing in the comment section. One of them thought that Philo's breasts were either prosthetic or padded, and insisted that the coffee shop's recruitment of Philo was "hype". The other netizen opposed his opinion, and both sides posted hundreds of comments in the comment section, saying "barking dog again" and "don't be scared dog".
Finally, the two reached an agreement - "set up a time to go to the scene and do a live broadcast to ask Philo, whoever loses will pay for the milk tea bill of the coffee shop for a day."
Then came the sensational "big breasts pay the bill" PK incident two days ago. The two came to the coffee shop and found Philo, and then both of them were "virgin" types of personalities. Their faces were red for most of the day and they didn't dare to ask Philo directly, "Sister, are your breasts real?" Each of them had a cup of milk tea, and they drank while playing with their phones, and they shirked the responsibility to each other, "You ask first", "How can I ask if you don't ask me", "You argued with me first, you ask first", "Aren't you brave? If you're awesome, go ahead and ask"... They spent the whole day like this, and were recorded in the video by several passers-by and laughed at for a long time.
Although neither of them came to an accurate answer as to whether Filo's "G cup" breasts were "padded" or not, the coffee shop became popular again because of this incident, and the number of people coming to the store to drink milk tea has more than doubled in the past few days.
"In fact, Filo liked the hero for a while."
Next to the fire, after hearing my answer, Yin Xiamo stood up and stretched: "But later she gave up."
"Ok?"
I blurted out, “Why?”
"because……"
Under my gaze, Yin Xiamo walked in front of me, bent down, put her arms around my head, and gently bit my earlobe.
"Thousands of years ago I challenged her to a duel over this matter, and I won, so now you are all mine, kitten."
"..."
……
No. 228 They say there is always someone better than you, but I say there is always someone better than you
As the firewood in front of the shrine burned more and more vigorously, the grilled fish on the rack became fully cooked with the aroma of cumin and oyster sauce.
Amid the faint sound of birds singing, the curling green smoke from the firewood slowly rose into the sky, slightly covering the mottled sunlight above, making this dense forest look like a fairyland.
"Swish..."
The Angora rabbits that had shrank back into the woods in fear of the sudden flames came out again at some point, about three or four meters away from me and the firewood, looking over here curiously with their eyes half covered by their long fur.
"嘤嘤......"
As the little rabbit approached, the female fox with three cubs in the shrine also ran out. However, unlike the rabbits, it was obviously much more cautious. It just watched at the door of the shrine, as if it would shrink back if I moved the slightest.
Well...wild animals, it's better to be cautious.
"You guys wanna eat this?"
Seeing the Angora rabbits getting closer, I took the big grilled fish off the grill with both hands, took out a large plate from the barbecue utensils that Yin Xiamo brought back, checked the grilled fish, cut off the part that was not covered with seasoning with scissors, and threw it to the rabbits.
Under my gaze, several rabbits happily ran to the fish and started to gnaw on the delicious meat.
Really eating...
I thought about it, then cut off the tail of the big marlin with scissors and threw it to the rabbit.
The giant marlin, more commonly known as the swordfish, often appears in various movies. It is one of the largest fish species in the world. If I remember correctly, the average size is about three meters. The female is obviously larger than the male. It is not uncommon for some female giant marlin to grow to four or five meters long.
The three killer whales were worried that I would not hunt and starve to death, so they took the initiative to photograph the two big marlins that they showed to us... They were obviously still in the "small fish" stage, only about 70 or 80 centimeters long.
But even if it’s just a big marlin of this size... there’s no way I can eat a whole one by myself, and even half of it would probably be a problem.
Chef Wang Jie from the coffee shop probably also considered this problem and took the initiative to help us remove the internal organs, clean the fish meat, and cut the fish in half along the center line. After I grilled the fish, my first impression of this big fish was... too much.
Remove the fish head and tail, and the fish meat in the middle is as big as a computer keyboard, and the meat is really thick. With my current appetite, it would be considered good if I could eat half of it, not to mention that I just drank dragon milk, so I was already full...
"Xiao Mo, I'll leave this half to you."
After using scissors to deal with the fish head and tail, I roughly checked for the fish bones, tried my best to cut the roasted fish meat into small pieces, put them on a plate, and held it in front of Yin Xiamo.
"I'm not actually that hungry."
The girl in front of him smiled and said, "I want to see Nuoer eat."
“It’s not like I don’t eat.”
I forced the plate into Xiaomo's arms, picked up another piece of fish, and continued what I had just done: "It was a gift from someone else, the killer whale. You were there at the time."
"puff……"
"Why are you laughing again!"
"nothing."
Yin Xiamo took the plate and picked up a piece of fish from it: "It just reminded me that when Nuo'er usually eats, he's like a little hamster. It's really interesting to watch you eat."
"I'm a hamster again!"
I said dissatisfiedly: "Since you like hamsters so much, you might as well just raise a hamster and watch it eat every day."
"That won't work. Nuo'er doesn't just eat like a hamster. Sometimes he looks like a kitten, and sometimes like a child. You can't just raise a hamster to replace him."
"I don't know how to refute you for a moment."
When I was cutting the fish meat into pieces for myself, I noticed that the rabbits not far away had actually eaten up the meat and fish tail that I threw to them. At this time, several white fur balls were huddled together and constantly biting the fish bones.
Really eat meat...
I was surprised by the behavior of several rabbits.
When I was a child living in the medicinal plant garden, there was an uncle who raised rabbits on his farm. A friend who had visited the farm told me that the uncle often fed the rabbits with our students' leftovers, saying that rabbits are meat eaters and like to gnaw on pig bones. I didn't believe it at the time.
Now it seems... rabbits don't just eat carrots and vegetables?
"嘤——"
At the same time, I noticed that the fox mother in the shrine seemed to be unable to control herself because of the smell of fish. She walked out of the shrine, looking up with every step, as if wondering whether I would hurt her.
Why don't you just stay here from now on? The shrine and the fox are a perfect match.
Thinking of this, I cut off the fish head, then took a little bit of fish meat from my own plate, and walked towards the fox mother with the plate in my arms.
Seeing me coming, the mother fox immediately ran back to the shrine with a "whoosh", but because of the smell of fish, she poked her little head out again, and it was obvious that she was hesitating whether to run away or stay and see the situation.
"Canines should be able to eat meat, although this one has lots of oyster sauce and cumin in it."
I took the plate with the fish head and some fish meat to the open space at the entrance of the shrine and poured the bowl of steaming fish onto the ground in front of the fox mother.
"Here, I won't look at you. Eat."
Then I returned to my previous position, sat back on the sheets, and put the remaining half and half of the fish back into my bowl.
"Noer is so kind."
Yin Xiamo in front of her had an expression as if she had been healed: "Nuo'er, wearing a swimsuit, is small and sweet, living in harmony with nature...ah..."
"You are thinking about something weird again."
I scooped a small piece of fish with a spoon and ate it.
Hmm... the texture is a bit hard, worthy of the violent temperament of the giant swordfish, the overlord of the sea. However, the general taste is covered by cumin and oyster sauce, so it is not too bad.
"By the way, Xiaomo, is that angel really coming?"
While eating, I thought about the scene I just dreamt about and asked curiously, "Is that the one called Gabriel?"
"Well, she and Philo are enemies."
Yin Xiamo couldn't help laughing. "Filo's breasts were very big since she was a child. She was nicknamed 'Milk Queen Fei' by the dragon clan. Although Gabriel was also an angel with excellent light magic talent at that time, her figure has always been like a child. She has always been very concerned about her breasts. The two of them quarreled for a long time when they met for the first time."
"And their personalities are very different. You yourself said that Filo is an optimist, right? Filo's personality is indeed similar to what you call an optimist, laughing and joking every day. But she was not like this a long time ago. In the beginning, Filo was very serious, just like Gabriel. Her childhood was a bit tragic, and she experienced many disasters. She encountered situations where she had no ability and could not do anything. She wanted to become stronger, and she kept shouting about the honor of the dragon clan and the dignity of the Dragon King. She was even depressed for a long time because she was not a male dragon, and she swore to work harder, surpass all male dragons, and work hard for the revival of the dragon clan."
As she spoke, Yin Xiamo nibbled on the fish I had grilled. "Later, due to some things... Filo became more open-minded and stopped caring about gender. He became the optimist he is now. Only Gabriel remained the same, insisting on justice and the rules of the angels."
I thought about it: "Like not dealing with demons?"
"Not dealing with demons is just one of the reasons. In fact, there is no conflict of interest between angels and demons. It's just that our cultures and concepts are contradictory."
Yin Xiamo explained, "Angels have many rules, such as saving the world, helping others, believing in light, and being strict with oneself. They believe that indulgence and pleasure are evil, and they have built a sacred paradise floating in the sky as the territory of the angels. We demons don't have so many rules. We do whatever we want. We can control ourselves if we can, and it doesn't matter how we fall if we can't control ourselves, as long as we can ensure that we are not killed by stronger people."
"I probably understand."
I nodded: "Then... people like you dragons can't deliberately change your appearance or body shape when you transform?"
"Some magic can work, like the breast augmentation surgery here, but there will always be traces of magic and it will be detected."
Yin Xiamo said casually: "The dragon's transformation is based on the arrangement of its own magic elements and physical fitness. This kind of magic has a foundation... I don't know how to explain it to you now. There is a basic foundation, just like a function. The numbers input by each person are fixed, and the output is what it is. The same transformation magic will produce different results on different species."
This means that because of Filo's powerful genes, she will have big breasts even if she becomes a human?
And Gabriel... unless she uses some magic to increase her cup size, she will have to maintain that figure?
In addition to what Yin Xiamo mentioned... Angels are more self-disciplined and disdain to use such magic, so if they always have flat chests, there is almost no way to change it?
"As I recall... Gabriel and Filo have been arguing for thousands of years, right? Is she so persistent?"
"Who knows..."
Yin Xiamo finished the last bit of fish and stood up: "I'm going to go to the previous cave to check the situation of the magic circle and coordinates. By the way, I'll pick a coconut for you, Nuoer. You put so much cumin in it, you must be thirsty soon."
I turned around and asked, "When will you be back?"
"Why is the kitten so clingy?"
The girl touched my head and said, "There is a small coconut grove just behind this mountain. Nuo'er, you are small and you are still on your period, so don't run around. Rest here after eating. Philo will be here soon."
"Why do you make it sound like I need someone to take care of me at all times?"
I waved my hand: "Go ahead, just don't slip by the water."
"That's a mistake only a stupid loli would make."
"..."
After Yin Xiamo left, I sat alone in front of the shrine for a while, eating fish and drinking some water I brought with me.
The mother fox brought the fish I gave her back to the shrine, and I don’t know if she finished eating it or not.
The Angora rabbits nearby looked very happy after eating the fish and started playing around on their own. The three round fur balls rolled around on the ground, looking very cute.
The whole world has returned to a mode where I live in harmony with the animals in nature.
Ah...I really like this leisurely life.
I poured some charcoal into the firewood and put the second big fish on it.
Should Filo be able to handle such a big fish? Her stomach is similar to that of the Element Devourer, both are bottomless pits.
After an ordinary person eats, the food enters the stomach through the esophagus, is slightly digested by gastric acid, physically rubbed by the stomach, and then enters the intestines, followed by a slow absorption process.
As for Filo... Yin Xiamo said that if she wanted, she could complete the entire absorption process in less than an hour. Because dragon battles require a lot of energy, they have evolved this "high-performance" mode. In other words, Filo's appetite can be considered ten or even twenty times that of an ordinary person, and she can digest food quickly.
But Philo is now living in the form of a human being, in "low power" mode, just like a CPU from more than 2000 years ago, with a small graphics card, and a power supply of w. Philo basically does not use that much "energy" in his daily life.
Filo will convert the excess energy into "magic", but the conversion rate between biological energy and magic is very low. In addition, there is no place for "magic" on Earth, so she chose the simplest and most brutal means of conversion - dragon milk.
Just like the first time Philo came to our house and ate a lot of seafood and meat, the food she ate, except for maintaining the most basic needs of her body, was basically converted into dragon milk, so the next day I had half a bottle of dragon milk.
Similarly, the fish I'm grilling is too big for an ordinary girl to finish. If I give it to Filo, some of its energy will surely be converted into dragon milk. This way, I'm going to have a lot more milk in my milk jug tomorrow...
Why does it feel like I ate both fish?
After going around in circles, the food undergoes two energy conversions and is finally absorbed by me.
"Whirring whirring……"
Just when I was grilling the second fish until it was almost golden and almost done, I heard a sound of a giant beast flying across the sky from the sea ahead.
The strong gale brought up the salty and humid sea water, creating a wave nearly one meter high, which hit the lawn on the beach with a "splash".
Amid the sound of wind and waves, the sunlight above suddenly dimmed, and a huge shadow blocked the sun in the sky.
Then, the world regained its light, and Filo, dressed in a maid outfit, fell from the sky and landed gracefully on the open space in front of me with a "pop".
"Noel Kitty!"
Like the optimistic busty girl these days, Filo stretched out her hand as soon as she landed: "I haven't seen you for a long time, did you miss me?"
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