I will never give in to Miss Death

Offline author gathering!

Offline!

I am going to attend an offline author gathering in my current little Lolita look?!

[Brother Hu, how confident are you that you can collect your salary this time? ]

[About 60%. I'm quite familiar with an editor-in-chief. He said that the reason why the website was cancelled was because of a broken capital chain. However, if it was just the royalties from a dozen or so authors, the boss could still afford it. But we have to act quickly and get to Kamihama tomorrow.]

[Please don’t publicize this matter. Many authors are owed royalties. Please keep it simple. If a lot of people rush there, things will be troublesome.]

[The uncle is a local of Kamihama. He should be familiar with the situation there. The boss’s company is registered in his district.]

[Yes, so the uncle must be present for our operation this time]

"..."

Watching the messages from the "Yaedo Authors' Rights Protection" group scrolling up like crazy on the screen, I felt like crying but had no tears.

Now I can’t even call myself an “uncle” anymore. I don’t even have a piece of clothing suitable for little girls at home. How can I go out…

I closed the computer screen with a click and looked at myself in the reflection.

Just as expected, a very cute girl.

Big watery eyes, delicate little nose, chubby little face, eyelashes fluttering like little butterflies, skin white, tender and incredibly smooth. Even though the clarity of the closed computer screen and the mirror is a world apart, I can still roughly see the appearance of my body at this moment.

To put it simply, it is the kind of little Lolita that everyone loves in the two-dimensional anime, the kind that anyone who sees it can't help but want to hold in their arms.

Plus, I was only wearing a loose T-shirt that didn't fit me at all, with most of my shoulders exposed, my big eyes were dazed and full of grievance, I had a strand of silly hair on my head, and my long hair naturally hung down on the computer chair. If there was really some weird uncle nearby, I'm afraid my chastity would be in jeopardy by now...

"Gululu..."

At this moment, I faintly heard strange noises coming from my stomach, and a feeling of hunger quickly emerged.

Ah...that's right. Since this body was created by the god of death, there is really no reason for her to help me fill my stomach with extra food.

In other words, I should be in a completely fasting state now.

I don’t know if it was because the little girl couldn’t resist hunger, but as soon as I heard my stomach rumbling, I felt dizzy and my body started to feel weak.

Okay, okay, eat, eat.

In desperation, I jumped down from the computer chair and headed for the bedroom.

The rental house I live in now is an "apartment". What makes it different from ordinary private rental houses is that it is more "modern" and has an APP specifically for paying rent, water and electricity, and warranty. Usually, the landlord will not come to your house in person to urge you to pay the rent. As long as you pay on time on the first of every month on the APP, the water and electricity will be automatically cut off if you are in arrears for three days. The water meter and electricity meter are directly connected to this APP, and you can recharge as much as you need.

One advantage of this kind of apartment is that situations like mine are hard to be discovered. As long as I find time to tell the housekeeper "my sister is coming to stay here for a few days" or something like that, no one will say anything even if I go in and out with the room card.

The biggest problem now is that my body does not match my previous identity information. Without an ID card, I will be exposed and I will be doomed. I can only rely on my previous mobile phone bank card to make a living.

"I don't know if the snacks I bought before are still edible..."

When I got to the bedroom, I opened a food box beside the bed and started rummaging through it.

This house has a relatively standard "one bedroom and one living room" configuration in the apartment. The living room is right after the front door, and in front is the kitchen and bathroom directly connected to the living room. On the right is the bedroom. The total area is very small, but it is completely sufficient for one person to live in, and it is also very quiet.

There was a period of time when the company was doing well, and the company gave us, the grassroots employees, a supermarket shopping card. At that time, I bought a lot of snacks and biscuits, put them in a large food box, and placed it next to my bed. If I got up late, I would take some biscuits and snacks from the box to fill my stomach.

If I remember correctly, I haven't finished eating the contents yet...

Got it!

After rummaging for a while, I finally found two crispy shark ribs from the box which was mixed with various kinds of rice, including rice, black rice, and brown rice.

Let's look at the production date first...end of April? Just two days past the expiration date?

I, who was sitting next to the crib, hesitated for a long time looking at the expiration date and production date marked on the Crispy Shark, but finally gave up the idea of ​​eating expired food.

Even though my soul is that of an uncle, my body is still that of a little girl no matter how you look at it. If I get an upset stomach, it would be a waste of time.

It's almost noon now, let's make lunch.

With a light sigh, I took out a bag of rice from the box and walked towards the kitchen in the living room.

Cooking is a life skill that every poor uncle must master. Since graduating from college, I have basically cooked and eaten alone.

Wait, is this stove that tall?

Holding a bag of rice, I stood in front of the induction cooker wearing big slippers. I tried to stand on tiptoe and stretch out my little hand to touch the button on it.

With a beep, the power of the induction cooker lit up.

No, it would be exhausting if I had to stand on tiptoe like this the whole time while cooking.

After looking around, I found a small stool, put it in front of the stove, and stood on it.

I washed the rice briefly, put it into the rice cooker, set the timer, walked to the refrigerator and opened the door.

No more meat...

After rummaging in the refrigerator for a while, I only found two tomatoes and a cucumber. I looked at my loose clothes, took out the tomatoes and cucumber, and went back to the sink to wash the two vegetables.

Have a small bite first, some fried tomatoes and cucumbers, and then some scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

It seems that the clothing issue must be solved first.

While washing the vegetables, I quietly made plans in my mind.

Whether it’s the offline author gathering tomorrow afternoon or all my future actions... shoes, socks, and clothes are all essential.

If nothing else, I always have to go out to buy groceries.

That damn Grim Reaper only gave me three days to solve the problem of rent and daily expenses, and the rent is 850 yuan. With my current ability, it is obviously impossible to earn 850 in three days. The only solution is to get back my royalties and rewards from the previous month.

If I calculated correctly, my income from that website last month should be around 1,000 yuan, which left me with a few hundred yuan for food after paying the rent.

Therefore... I must go to the offline author gathering tomorrow and get my royalties back.

Well, relatively speaking, before that I have to solve the problem of clothes.

"..."

So how can I buy suitable clothes without leaving home?

No. 005 The soft killing intent from the little Loli

While the rice cooker was cooking porridge, I put the washed cucumber on the chopping board and took the kitchen knife.

Good weight……

This little girl's body is cute, but it is really inconvenient in every sense.

For example, this kitchen knife that I can pick up casually at any time has a noticeable weight for me now. My little hands will feel tired after just two minutes of cutting cucumbers and tomatoes.

That Grim Reaper... what kind of evil taste does he have to think of turning an old man into a little loli!

Besides, you already have so many weird abilities, why don’t you give me some attributes like strength and agility?

With a feeling of grievance in my heart, I sorted the cut cucumbers and tomatoes and put them on a plate, took two eggs from the refrigerator, and started making my daily lunch.

Scrambled eggs with tomatoes and fried cucumbers with tomatoes, these two dishes are almost ready after cooking porridge. Although they are a bit vegetarian, they still have all the nutrition they should have.

People from the lower class of society who live alone know that eggs are a very cost-effective food ingredient. They are cheap, nutritious, and easy to preserve.

It is sold everywhere, only a few cents each. If you buy it and put it in a cool place, it can be preserved for a long time. You can cook it directly, or make it into a proper dish with other ingredients such as tomatoes and spinach. It is clean and hygienic.

"Huhu, it's finally over."

Twenty minutes later, I opened the lid of the rice cooker, sweating profusely, put the scrambled eggs with tomatoes and cucumbers on a plate, and took it to the small dining table in the living room.

It’s actually not accurate to call it a “dining table”, because it’s just a small foldable table at best. The overall color is a very refreshing grass green, and it is printed with the pattern of the Shiseino from “Date A Live”. It is the commemorative prize I won in the “Yaedo Novel Network” author spelling contest, and I just use it as a dining table.

I took advantage of the sale at a nearby stationery store to buy some soft floor cushions for children, then put this small table in the middle and sit directly on the cushions when eating, saving the money to buy a stool.

"Hmm...about a way to buy clothes and shoes without leaving home..."

Almost instinctively, I sat down on the cushion in a duck-like posture. Looking at the hot dishes and porridge on it, I took my phone and swiped the screen.

Hmm? Why did the fingerprint authentication fail?

Oh yes, I am not that uncle now, and this little hand cannot unlock the phone...it’s understandable.

I switched to password mode and entered the password. While waiting for the porridge to cool down a little, I tried to open the browser and searched online for "ways to buy clothes without leaving home."

[Isn’t this simple? Just order takeout! ]

After a while, I found the answer to this question -

[Check clothing stores, supermarkets, etc. on the food delivery app, or search for clothes directly]

[Can I buy clothes for takeout now? 】

[Brother, you haven't been out for years. You can buy not only clothes but also expensive things such as Han Hong's inflatable dolls.]

After reading the answers online, I felt relieved but also sad.

I was relieved because I was glad to have found a solution. I finally didn't have to go out shopping wearing such colorful clothes. The sad thing was that solving the clothing problem would probably cost a lot of money again.

I seldom order takeout, mainly because I’m poor.

Kamihama City is a huge city, and I have lived here for nearly 18 years. When the food delivery software was first launched, I tried to download it, and then I was scared by the various conditions and rules such as "minimum delivery cost of 20 yuan" and "minimum delivery cost of yuan".

As people's living standards gradually improve, if I remember correctly, the minimum delivery price for takeout in Kamijuma City is more than 20 yuan, and the delivery fee is at least two or three yuan, if not four or five yuan. So a meal costs more than 1800 yuan. If you eat takeout in the morning, noon and evening, the food expenses alone will be at least yuan a month, which is undoubtedly too luxurious for a worker like me.

I usually buy some eggs, corn, etc. and cook them at home. I have an egg and a corn in the morning, some porridge and stir-fried vegetables at noon, and if I feel hungry at night, I go to the nearby vegetable market to buy some meat or cooked food. It’s not expensive, about ten yuan. With vegetables, oil, salt, etc., the daily expenditure is no more than 20 yuan. Eating takeout is three times more expensive than this.

Well... although I feel a little sad, the clothes really need to be bought. It is best to buy them before 4 pm, because then I have to go out to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and there will be more people if it is too late.

After glancing at the time in the upper right corner of my phone, I opened the mobile app market and downloaded the food delivery app that I had deleted a long time ago.

While eating the lunch I made myself, I logged into the food delivery app and started browsing for clothes.

I don't consider branded clothing stores as they are too expensive. Many women's clothing franchise stores on the roadside only sell clothes and not shoes, socks, etc. If I order a clothing store, I will also need to go to a shoe and socks store and a underwear store. This means I will have to pay several delivery fees, which is not cost-effective.

After thinking it over, my only choice is...the supermarket.

The supermarket has everything, including clothes, underwear, pants, shoes and socks, and most of them are ordinary brands with unknown names. The prices are low, and after you make your selection, you only need to pay the delivery fee once.

Then let's go to the supermarket. Let me see which supermarket has the lowest delivery fee nearby...

I arranged the stores from high to low based on their delivery fees, clicked on the top three supermarkets, and carefully checked the products inside one by one. Finally, I chose a supermarket that sold both women's and children's clothing, as well as children's shoes, socks and underwear.

There's no way. I might not be able to wear girl's clothes in my current appearance.

How come you feel full after just two bites?

After spending some time to find a supermarket, I felt my stomach bloating and looked at the two dishes in front of me and the half bowl of porridge in the bowl with some confusion, then lowered my head and rubbed my stomach.

No way? I'm eating according to my usual intake...

Then, I once again realized that I had become a little loli.

hateful.

"..."

Okay, okay, the little girl’s stomach is very small and her appetite is small, so I’ll make less next time.

In desperation, I simply cleaned up the dishes, put the leftover food in a plastic bag and put it back in the refrigerator, then washed the dishes and hands.

To buy clothes, you must first confirm your body data.

Buying clothes on a food delivery platform is not like buying in a physical store. You can’t try them on or return them, so I’d better be sure before buying.

My current body shape...my breasts are not developed much, so it should be no problem to buy ordinary children's underwear. As for underwear...girls' underwear should be universal, right? Then the price of clothes and pants is the priority. I look attractive enough now, so it's best to wear low-key clothes.

Just confirm your height, waist, chest, and foot size, and that’s basically it.

"Damn Death God, I just said you had small breasts, why did you make me like this?"

With a reluctant mood, I rummaged through the drawer of my computer desk and took out a tape measure that I had bought at a stationery store and hadn't used for a long time.

Now it's time to check your body...

No, 006 Uncle and Loli will never compromise

Like many people, when I just graduated and started working, I was curious about everything in the outside world.

And... I am full of passion.