I will never give in to Miss Death
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“The level should be acceptable.”
I remembered what Xiaomo had said about Gabriel's "pixel-accurate gun control" and "brain computing power that surpasses Earth's supercomputers," and blurted out, "If there's no problem with daily communication, then it should be able to perfectly meet Su Yunjin's requirements."
"Great! Five thousand dollars in hand!"
She came over happily and hugged me tightly. Lan Jiajia took the bag from Yin Xiamo and walked towards the kitchen: "I feel relieved now that Nuo'er said so!"
I subconsciously gave Yin Xiamo beside me a look that said "she wanted to hug me herself".
Yin Xiamo gave an expression that said "it's up to you".
"Lan Jiajia is not a rich lady like Elodie. Five thousand yuan is a lot of money. She is happy... uh, that's too excited. This is normal..."
"very hungry……"
I was trying to explain when Elodie, who was wearing a nightgown, came down from upstairs yawning, "Is there anything I can eat?"
"I just bought the vegetables!"
I pointed to the kitchen: "There's still some porridge in the pot."
"Forget the porridge. I'd rather stay hungry."
Elodie yawned again, and then seemed to notice the hairpin on Yin Xiamo's head: "You actually like this kind of cute style of dress, did Nuoer force you to wear it?"
"Yes."
Yin Xiamo put on a proud look and said, "Nuo'er insisted that I wear this. What can I do? It's my wife, so I just spoil her."
"Xiao Ai!"
Lan Jiajia, who had just entered the kitchen, poked her head out: "Did you have a good rest today? Did you not play games for most of the day again?"
"Yes, I have."
Elodie turned around: "I came back in the morning and ate something, and went to bed at 12 o'clock."
"Go to bed at 12 o'clock? Look at what time it is now, half past four! You only slept for more than four hours. Are you waiting for sudden death like this every day?"
Lan Jiajia frowned: "Go back and sleep for a while, I've just started cooking here!"
Elodie tried to explain: "But..."
"Go!"
"Ok."
"Remember to drink more water!"
"Good good..."
Under Lan Jiajia's strong request, Elodie had no choice but to turn around and go upstairs: "Nuo'er, call me when it's time for dinner."
"Ah."
I waved to my former former editor and said, "Go ahead. Good night."
"Good night."
After watching Elodie go upstairs, I carried the rabbit backpack and went back to the master bedroom on the first floor with Yin Xiamo where we had lived for more than a month.
In the room, Gabriel was still wearing headphones and staring intently at the computer screen.
The upper right corner of this old monitor showed the game situation - 9 kills, 1 assist, and 1 cooperation.
To the right of this information is the current ranked tier: Gold I.
Like most competitive games, the ranking matches of the first-person shooter game APEX Heroes are divided into several levels: Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum, Diamond, Master, and Hunting. Since I am not very good at playing games, I seldom play ranked matches. In addition, with the season updates, my level this season has remained around Bronze II, close to the silver level, which is the lowest level.
In other words... in the more than one hour that Yin Xiamo and I rode our bikes to buy groceries and came back, Gabriel had used this account to advance from the bronze level to a level close to platinum.
Assuming that an average game lasts 18 minutes, Gabriel needs to be in the top three in almost every game, and his kill count must be very high, amounting to hundreds of points at a time, otherwise his rank cannot be raised so quickly.
"Sister Gabriel."
Seeing that the girl in front of the computer didn't react when we walked into the room, I somehow remembered Xiaomo's words "Gabriel can process information in multiple threads" and tried to ask behind Gabriel: "Five female cats each gave birth to seven kittens. How many cats are there in total?"
Gabriel, sitting on the computer chair, said without even turning her head: "Forty cats."
So fast!
Is it really possible to achieve "multi-threaded" thinking and operation?
Not only did he solve the math problem, he also noticed the "word play" in my question. You are truly an angel from another world!
I moved closer out of curiosity and sat down on the bed next to Gabriel.
"Da da da……"
At this time, Miss Angel is using APEX's legendary "robot". One of the skills of this legend is "Hook Claw", which is also a very classic skill combination. Similar skills and gameplay have appeared in "Peace Elite" and "Rules of Elysium". As the name suggests, this legend can use the "Hook Claw" to grab walls or buildings, and then pull herself over. She can directly hook the wall next to the enemy, and turn around to hook a tree several meters away to escape. It is a legend with a very high upper limit.
In my understanding, the most important things in first-person shooter games are always "following the gun" and "not being followed". Following the gun is related to personal skills, while not being followed is related to character skills and agility. If the enemy is facing you with a gun and suddenly uses a hook to run away, or rushes towards your face at an extremely tricky angle, pulls out a shotgun and "bang", then the game is basically over.
However, the disadvantages of this legend are also very obvious - it is large in size and has very strict operating requirements on the user. If the hook fails to hook the object, or hooks it crookedly, the trajectory is wrong, and it fails to reach the target location, it will only become a target for the enemy.
However, these did not seem to be a big problem for Gabriel.
As I watched, I saw this angel lady find an excellent cover when her two teammates fell to the ground. She first leaned forward and fired a burst of shots at one of them, knocking him down instantly. Then, when his two teammates realized their position and turned around, she retreated behind the cover. Then, she flew to the high ground with a hook, aimed, and with a burst of shots, she knocked down another person.
The feeling this scene gave me was really... an extreme one-frame gun pull.
If I had been in the situation just now, I would probably have died in the first round. However, Gabriel was able to lock onto the two men's guns the moment they shot at him and the gun line appeared. His reaction speed was comparable to that of AI.
It's like... someone who knows how to play has activated an auto-aim cheat.
The refresh rate of my computer monitor is only 60 frames, and the keyboard and mouse are very common mechanical keyboard and mouse on the market. Because the computer itself has very strong performance, the frame rate of this game is full and the performance is in an overflow state. The mechanical keyboard also ensures that there is no conflict between the key keys, and it will not malfunction like some membrane keyboards when two keys are pressed at the same time. Although the mouse is not very good, it can barely play FPS games. Overall, it is an "entry-level rookie e-sports package."
But this set of equipment was used to the extreme in Gabriel's hands.
"What teammates are you talking about? Is this a cheat? Did you see that burst of bullets just now? Why is this robot always looking for someone to fight with?"
Like the mouse and keyboard, my headphones are also cheap stuff. If I remember correctly, I bought them online for more than 60 yuan. Apart from being able to distinguish the basic direction of footsteps, they are basically what headphone enthusiasts call "just for the sake of hearing a sound". It is even more impossible to have functions like "noise reduction", and they can't even cover my ears tightly. Coupled with my sensitive hearing, it is very easy for me to hear the sounds coming from the headphones clearly by the bed.
Just like me, Gabriel's two teammates were also shocked by the angel's actions. They turned on their microphones and exclaimed wildly -
"Oh shit, another one killed instantly! Oh shit!"
"Hang! This is definitely a hang!"
"Not necessarily. Her body movements are quite strange. She doesn't walk stupidly. She can listen to sounds and analyze the current situation. I've seen a lot of cheats, and they are all stupid. They rely on their locks to fight hard. There are not many cheats like this who have body movements and know how to avoid damage."
"You mean this is a playable cheat?"
"I didn't say that. Let's take a closer look. It may not be a cheat, but it's at least a power leveling or fishing game."
Then, the two men began to try to get Gabriel to speak: "Brother? Brother, turn on the microphone, brother?"
"Brother, are you using a cheat? Can you turn on the microphone?"
Perhaps because she was annoyed by the noise of the two teammates who had turned into boxes in her headphones, Gabriel pressed the talk button: "Excuse me, what are your troubles?"
"Gabriel."
Yin Xiamo, who was behind him, reminded quietly, "This is not a church."
"Oh, subconsciously..."
Gabriel nodded and pressed the microphone again: "Excuse me, what can I do for you?"
"Huh? She's actually a young lady? Her voice is so fairy..."
"But what is she saying? It doesn't sound like English or Japanese. Is it German?"
"I don't understand... Miss, can you listen to us? Can you speak Chinese?"
Well, therein lies the flaw of the adaptive barrier.
Because the two people on the other side of the headphones were not within the range of the barrier, Yin Xiamo could not use magic to directly input information into their brains, resulting in the two people being completely unable to understand Gabriel's "angel language".
By the way, what did Xiaomo mean when she reminded us that “it’s not a church”?
"Didn't I tell you before that Gabriel is a practical angel? She often goes down to the mortal world to help the church. She has been doing this for several years and has often replaced the nuns in her work."
Yin Xiamo, who saw what I was thinking, explained, "In addition to praying, the nuns' job is to listen to the sinners' self-narration. They need to receive many people every day and listen to them 'describe their sins'. Some of them say that they think the shape of fish mouths is sexy and go fishing every day. Some say that they think goat's butt is aesthetically pleasing. After they are done, they feel very upset and come to the nuns to atone for their sins... The two people just now asked Gabriel if she could hear them, so she might have mistakenly thought that they were here to atone for their sins."
It turned out to be like this...
What the hell is this about fish mouth being sexy and goat's butt? Are people in the other world so weird?
"Xiao Mo, please help record the video."
After saying this to Yin Xiamo behind me, I walked over and took Gabriel's microphone: "Hello, hello, can you hear me?"
Xiaomo took out her cell phone and turned on the video recording function.
"Fuck! Little Loli!"
"No way? Is this a voice changer? How can a young lady be beaten like this?"
Soon, Gabriel heard even more surprised voices from his two teammates in his earphones.
In order to prevent them from reporting me for "using cheats", I quickly explained: "It's not a voice changer, nor is it a cheat. I typed it by hand."
"No, your voice is too young, isn't it? How old are you, little sister?"
"Yes, and your shooting skills... Little sister, I'm a streamer on Tongmeng.com. I've seen a lot of cheat collections. I'm almost certain that you're using a cheat. Do you have anything else to explain?"
I quickly said, "It wasn't me who played it. My friend was playing it and she was too distracted, but she really didn't cheat."
"Oh, your friend played it, that makes him more suspicious."
"She's just very skilled. We were recording it. If you want to see it, we can upload it to Tongmeng.com later."
"Impossible? After playing like this... you're still cheating? Are you sure you can post the video?"
"Yes, including the cameraman's keyboard and screen."
"Haha, fine, I'll watch the video later. Actually, I'm just a little skeptical. I've been watching for ten minutes. Apart from her extremely fast reaction speed, she doesn't seem to have perspective, and her identity is not stupid either. It makes me doubt my life..."
"That……"
I tried to ask, "Do you know the Shangjing Cat Cafe?"
"I've seen some videos and clips on Tongmeng.com. I remember it was a very popular cat cafe, but I've never been there. What's wrong?"
"Let me reveal a secret. This young lady is our new employee. She will be doing a live broadcast. In addition to competitive games like APEX, she will also be broadcasting the new game "Age of Aquarius" that the country is about to launch. You can pay attention to it then."
"Is this true? Am I so lucky? I can just play a gold game and see this fierce girl."
"..."
With Xiaomo's camera behind me, I chatted with these two teammates for a few minutes. A few minutes later, the game was won without any suspense thanks to Gabriel's godly operation.
"Congratulations! You're the new Defender."
"Stop for a moment."
Seeing that this angel lady still needed to prepare for the game, I quickly took off her headphones, looked at the "Fallen Angel" T-shirt she had just put on her chest, and then looked at the new clothes on the bed: "Sister Gabriel, have you... tried on the new clothes?"
"what……"
The angel girl on the computer chair avoided my gaze: "That... this..."
“This is a rapid decline.”
Yin Xiamo put away her phone and shook her head: "Gabriel, I'll go talk to your archangel after dinner. You might take a vacation here for at least a hundred years?"
"what……"
It can be seen that Gabriel is still a little hesitant, giving people the feeling that he is like a child who puts a lot of books into his schoolbag when the holiday is about to start, and encourages himself to study hard when he returns home, but turns on the computer to play games as soon as he gets home and hates himself for not being able to control his desires: "Is a hundred years... a bit too long?"
"Let me remind you first, in terms of function, computer games are just one of the thousands of functions of a computer. Computers can also watch anime, movies, novels and comics. The game you are playing is also the most common one among tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of online games. And as humans in this world continue to progress, new games are constantly being released. You should be able to calculate how much time it will take to experience all of them."
Yin Xiamo raised her eyebrows: "Besides, this world is not just about computers. Have you forgotten the cars you encountered and the breakfast you had this morning? You can calculate how long it takes to experience all the technology in this world and eat all the delicacies. At least in my calculation..."
"At least in my calculations, a hundred years is not enough."
As she spoke, Yin Xiamo sat on the small bed and hugged me in her arms: "I have prepared at least three hundred years of buffer time for Nuoer to stay on Earth. I have underestimated your hundred years. Every month when your magic power recovers, you will run back to the Archangel to apply for a thousand-year vacation."
"Woo..."
These words made Gabriel feel ashamed: "I understand you a little now, Momo."
"You should save the corny words for your Philo. She won't be back until around eight o'clock. Then you can go to the city center together and get used to the environment here."
Yin Xiamo said calmly: "In addition, if you want to live a good life here, money is indispensable. I suggest you work part-time every day like Filo. It just so happens that there will be a similar position where we work in a few days. You can apply for it and make money while playing games."
"what……"
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